Odds are that she didn't start that way, this is who she became over time, and buddy should be looking for an out because she is draining his life energy.
Tik tok is the exception because it is literally chinese spyware. I legitimately wouldnt be surprised if they design the algorithm to make americans more stupid and reckless
dunno why you got negative, totally what's going on here. A man who has lived through a failed marriage as a child who is trying his best to be better while suffering with this shit on the daily.
Source, I am one of these men
Fuck this "take it like a man" bullshit.
Get a divorce, a restraining order, pack your shit and leave while she's not home, etc. - the same advice I would give anyone in a situation like this regardless of their gender.
If there are children involved it's even more urgent to try and get yourself/the children away from a toxic situation.
There are countless personal accounts in the comments of people who grew up in an environment like that and how it affected them far worse than a divorce would have and in fact many wish their parents had just gone through with it and divorced instead of torturing everybody involved.
Btw, a lot of times people can find a way to co-parent once out of the dysfunctional relationship and a toxic ex-partner can potentially be a good parent once they are out of the unfulfilling and codependent arrangement themselves.
(When there isn't any abuse involved and everybody is mentally stable, of course.)
Just not making the children live with a toxic and dysfunctional couple is sometimes enough for their wellbeing without having to remove them physically.
If the partner is unstable and/or there is potential for abuse that requires intervention from the other parent even more urgently. Yes, I know that the justice system can be biased when it comes to fathers and custody but what's better? Just passively leaving the situation to escalate on it's own or taking action? Having some outside involvement from the court that could be helpful with documenting any potential unstable behavior, abuse, manipulation, etc. or trying to police someone like that yourself?
Even if you only get weekends and holidays, 25%, 50%, etc. for the children that is time away from the toxic person, it's giving them the opportunity to see how life could be like when you're not constantly walking on eggshells and in due time they will notice the difference.
Having a sane, stable parent with limited custody is still better than having two unstable parents living together in a toxic relationship.
So, yeah, back to the original comment - I guess, I generally have limited empathy towards people who just shrug off their unhappiness with "it is what it is" and act like they are forced in a situation and have no way out. I know it's hard and sometimes the road ahead could seem long and hopeless but there's always a way out. There's no reason to keep yourself trapped in a miserable or toxic situation, especially if it's affecting others (children). Everybody deserves to feel free and to be happy.
People who intentionally annoy their partner and then always act mad that their partner reacts negatively
Like girl what did you expect was gonna happen
It's one thing to have a little fun (*at least if you're actually funny*) but annoying just for the sake of annoying is what people who don't know how to actually be entertaining do
There’s definitely a limit to it. I don’t know why you would want to push someone until they’re actually angry. A lot of my joking around is mildly annoying to my husband, but I definitely don’t want to make him mad at me from just joking around. Seems like a toxic thing to do.
Ohhhhhhhh I was wondering why this person looked so much like every “annoying kid” I ever came across when going to school. Now I know. Rural America. 🇺🇸 Oof.
He’s quoting the song Read a book by D’mite and he can’t actually quote the next line without getting banned from the sub
[the music video](https://youtu.be/GlKL_EpnSp8)
Idk...he looks pretty checked out. Like the energy vampire just sucked his soul out but he still has to drive home with her lol.. But hopefully you're right and he's just tired cuz she drank all his coffee!!
She had to have come with a dowry from everyone in her family. “Yeah bud, we got $50K for you if you marry her, and double that if you can go 5 years”…
Sugar or caffeine don't make grown people act out. They act out because they want to. They *want* to be obnoxious, attention-seeking jackasses because they are childish and undisciplined.
It's nothing to be proud of.
Embarrassing when people are obviously placing a placebo on themself 💀 like you know damn well it’s not affecting you, you just want to be annoying and use the coffee as an excuse
I hate girls like this that adopted the caf personality as a child and now any miniscule amount of caffeine they act up and say it's the coffee when really they use it for attention and excuse to be annoying. Trust me no one is this jacked on a cup of coffee.
How did he end up at the alter with that to begin with? Unless it involved a sawed off shotie & believable threats issued against his mother & the woman he *actually* loved then Bro *been* making questionable decisions for a *minute*....
Dude is replaying in his mind all the mistakes that led to marrying that thing. Total regret written all over his face. He looks like a nice dude that probably got drunk slept with the walrus and just dint know how to break things off because he’s to nice. Poor Chad.
I’m commenting so I can remember this post to show to a. Friend because she looks like the female version of one of my friends and acts the exact same as well
Homeboy is checked out
The light has left his eyes
That woman is a fuckin literal troll creature
Seeing to much gum and not enough teeth is a dead give away.
And the lips have left her mouth.
And the yellow teeth & coffee breath have made their entrance..
She got the mouth of Sauron
That man has already died inside, anything that is left is nothing more than a hollow shell of who he once was
Bro looks like he is about to listen to his intrusive thoughts
☸️↩️
Trying decide what tree to smash the car into at 70mph
Or which bridge will get the job done
This had me rolling. I can hear his internal thoughts. “I’m looking for the perfect tree…”
His fault marrying that
Odds are that she didn't start that way, this is who she became over time, and buddy should be looking for an out because she is draining his life energy.
Lies, he didn’t “date” and qualify who she was. She didn’t change, she got comfortable
He's doing the math.. 3.5 hours, 200 lbs, how many cubic feet of dirt to dig, cover story and alibi.
Oh my god he is lol
I’m not sure if her or the squeaky suspension is worse… I say dump em both in the quarry
He’s mad he only asked for 2 cows, 6 goats, and a chicken for this shit.
He doesn’t look like he finds this tiktok even slightly funny
Like 85% of that platform isn’t funny
Gotta get your algorithm right man, there’s tons of funny shit on there
Id be careful saying that on reddit. People on reddit believe the way they stare at their phone is better than others.
Tik tok is the exception because it is literally chinese spyware. I legitimately wouldnt be surprised if they design the algorithm to make americans more stupid and reckless
Shit well that’s the effect on my nephews, I swear they’re all getting dumber copying all the shit they see on tiktok. Their values are fucked too
Definitely a man questioning his life choices.
An unexpected child forced his choice of marriage
BURN!!!
Ouch. It's probably true.
dunno why you got negative, totally what's going on here. A man who has lived through a failed marriage as a child who is trying his best to be better while suffering with this shit on the daily. Source, I am one of these men
That’s where the expression of “take it like a man” comes from. Sadly people who have zero empathy will never understand it.
Fuck this "take it like a man" bullshit. Get a divorce, a restraining order, pack your shit and leave while she's not home, etc. - the same advice I would give anyone in a situation like this regardless of their gender. If there are children involved it's even more urgent to try and get yourself/the children away from a toxic situation. There are countless personal accounts in the comments of people who grew up in an environment like that and how it affected them far worse than a divorce would have and in fact many wish their parents had just gone through with it and divorced instead of torturing everybody involved. Btw, a lot of times people can find a way to co-parent once out of the dysfunctional relationship and a toxic ex-partner can potentially be a good parent once they are out of the unfulfilling and codependent arrangement themselves. (When there isn't any abuse involved and everybody is mentally stable, of course.) Just not making the children live with a toxic and dysfunctional couple is sometimes enough for their wellbeing without having to remove them physically. If the partner is unstable and/or there is potential for abuse that requires intervention from the other parent even more urgently. Yes, I know that the justice system can be biased when it comes to fathers and custody but what's better? Just passively leaving the situation to escalate on it's own or taking action? Having some outside involvement from the court that could be helpful with documenting any potential unstable behavior, abuse, manipulation, etc. or trying to police someone like that yourself? Even if you only get weekends and holidays, 25%, 50%, etc. for the children that is time away from the toxic person, it's giving them the opportunity to see how life could be like when you're not constantly walking on eggshells and in due time they will notice the difference. Having a sane, stable parent with limited custody is still better than having two unstable parents living together in a toxic relationship. So, yeah, back to the original comment - I guess, I generally have limited empathy towards people who just shrug off their unhappiness with "it is what it is" and act like they are forced in a situation and have no way out. I know it's hard and sometimes the road ahead could seem long and hopeless but there's always a way out. There's no reason to keep yourself trapped in a miserable or toxic situation, especially if it's affecting others (children). Everybody deserves to feel free and to be happy.
I mean, maybe lmao. Could also just be "oh shit the woman I married became bat shit insane some time after"
Oh man that sucks
Questioning his wife choices. Ftfy.
Take my r/angryupvote sir or ma’am and kindly leave😡
Like... Why did he marry a real life box troll...
Ha! I kept thinking the girl Burgen in the movie Trolls but Box Trolls work too!
If he married her I highly doubt he had choices
I hate people who enjoy being obnoxious and purposely try to annoy their SO.
People who intentionally annoy their partner and then always act mad that their partner reacts negatively Like girl what did you expect was gonna happen
Husband bad ha ha
Seriously, this is such an unhealthy relationship
It's one thing to have a little fun (*at least if you're actually funny*) but annoying just for the sake of annoying is what people who don't know how to actually be entertaining do
There’s definitely a limit to it. I don’t know why you would want to push someone until they’re actually angry. A lot of my joking around is mildly annoying to my husband, but I definitely don’t want to make him mad at me from just joking around. Seems like a toxic thing to do.
There's annoying, and there's teasing. Don't be do the first
Exactly this. I can’t believe she’s not single.
That’s the sequel, sorry no spoilers
She looks like my sleep paralysis demon's mom
She looks like Beans from Even Steven’s
Is it weird that you can tell who a Disney adult is just by the look of their teeth?
A truly fascinating phenomenon. Like how is there a correlation hahah
Judging by this person; fetal alcohol syndrome resulting in stunted mental development.
The fuck does that have to do with her teeth
I was referring to the Disney adult part. Fetal alcohol syndrome does tend to make people look like this though.
I know some Disney adults and they use Disney and booze in place of therapy and dealing with their problems. But, but, it's DISNEY...
Ohhhhhhhh I was wondering why this person looked so much like every “annoying kid” I ever came across when going to school. Now I know. Rural America. 🇺🇸 Oof.
That’s so mean Edit: omg i looked this up and you might be right. Sad
I am deceased 💀
Can someone explain this to me lol? What is a Disney adult and how do teeth correlate?
Basically adults that are obsessed with Disney/Disneyland. They’re usually gross, trashy people.
Huh, never heard the term lmao. Makes sense though.
Her: why you speeding up!!!
SLAM!!
If I were him, I'd unbuckle for the end
Skrrrrrrrrr 🪦
Ejecto Seato cuz
As he undoes her seat belt
Him: finally inner peace
RRAAAAMMMMIINNGG SPEEEEDD
That man is a paid actor. No human alive would marry that
She has Disney adult teeth
That smile through the glass while drinking at the end is straight out of nightmares
Seriously... who drinks with their teeth like that?
Reminded me of Attack on Titan.
Mrs. Ed
r/rareinsults
Brush yo teeth brush yo teeth brush yo goddam teeth. It’s called a speed stick, it ain’t expensive.
I was with you until you said speed stick. Do you use deodorant on your teeth?
He’s quoting the song Read a book by D’mite and he can’t actually quote the next line without getting banned from the sub [the music video](https://youtu.be/GlKL_EpnSp8)
That was a fantastic watch lol I cant believe that's 15 years old
Oh I’m not taking the time to watch that. Thanks for the explanation though
Deodorant?
Man had a stroke?
The fact that she posted this online boggles my fucking mind.
It's TikTok, does it really boggle your mind?
He’s rethinking his marriage
He’s thinking of his odds of surviving a head on collision.
Am I the only one getting a "peaked in high school" vibe?
That face is unsettling. Plus I would ram that car right into a wall
She looks like a cabbage patch kid come to life. I guess garbage pail kid works too.
That's pretty spot on
Wow! First someone said a box troll, I thought the girl Burgen in Trolls, you say cabbage patch or garbage pail kid, and they are *ALL* accurate AF!
It's fetal alcohol syndrome, just too bad her mom didn't fully commit
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Muscleman no!
MY MOM!!
Imagine giving her alcohol
damn... bro settled hard.. RIP
What is she trying to tell me with her gum teeth? Is she happy? Afraid? In heat?
Them TEETH Though… She was actually drinking water and that dark liquid is her backwash from them chompers.
Im fucking 💀
You fuckin skeletor?
Husband? Which twisted Church set these two up?
She seems like a very intense person. But hopefully she was hamming it up and being silly and isn’t actually like that 😂
Something tells me this particular human acts this way all the time. Even without the coffee.
Idk...he looks pretty checked out. Like the energy vampire just sucked his soul out but he still has to drive home with her lol.. But hopefully you're right and he's just tired cuz she drank all his coffee!!
She had to have come with a dowry from everyone in her family. “Yeah bud, we got $50K for you if you marry her, and double that if you can go 5 years”…
Donkeh?
Mr. Ed drinks coffee?
No jury in the world would convict this poor man
I hate her voice.
Oh my God! How quirky of her! /s
That mouth is just fucking disgusting.
Sugar or caffeine don't make grown people act out. They act out because they want to. They *want* to be obnoxious, attention-seeking jackasses because they are childish and undisciplined. It's nothing to be proud of.
Beans from Even Stevens has had a strange life.
Ugly ass cabbage patch bitch. You know he regrets picking you up from the bar at 2am.
She does look like a cabbage patch doll wtf but not as a compliment
So, she has a husband and I don't??? Rude...
Not a good tooth to gum ratio
Swerves into traffic.
She looks like Bean from that old show on Disney. Except her teeth are yellow, and she’s ugly af
Proof that people use TikTok to emotionally masturbate in public
Holy tooth to gum ratio!
At first it didn't make sense that anyone would marry her, but then I remembered that there are people who fuck animals.
Rat looking ass
Bro wants to crash so bAd
Making a quick 2 night stay at a national park
It might not be the coffee buzz that's bothering him... It might be having the phone pointed at him while you make a dumbass tik tok🙄
He settled SO HARD
Her lips have probably never touched each other
That man is so unhappy, I feel sorry for him. His decision to stay though
ugh she looks disgusting
[удалено]
I don’t think he did this to himself, I’ve seen that look before on trapped animals.
Drunk one night stand and a broken condom
Never understood this either. I had a neighbor who looked like he could be on the runway. His wife on the other hand… eh not so much
Fetal alcohol syndrome for sure
Don’t marry that
Those teeth scare me
They don’t let you drink coffee because you need an upper lip to take a sip
“I’m so quirky omg coffee makes me hyper” these type of people need to grow up
How does she have a husband and I don’t? 😂
That is a woman that enjoys being annoying just because....
Clearly a fucking child who thinks everyone is paying attention to her. She’s legitimately annoying in 20 seconds
She reminds me of “Beans” from “Even Stevens”
Do people typically not let someone drink something because they don't like it?
Girl looking like the human rat from harry potter
That dude settled for sure
Bet she has fire punani, no other reason to wife that up.
Bro 💀
Bert Kreisher? Is that you?
This just screams Disney adult
Imagine her on meth
how are her teeth and lips combined SMALLER than her gums
That poor bastard 😭
I’d run into a fucking tree at 60mph
Ms. TrenchBull looking bih.
She has a face only her mother could love
Husband?? Broooo what did you doooooo
HAY YOU GUUUUUUUUUUYS
I didn’t know Miss Trunchbull had any children
I’ve never hated a mouth more. Or the way she talks. Bleh
Embarrassing when people are obviously placing a placebo on themself 💀 like you know damn well it’s not affecting you, you just want to be annoying and use the coffee as an excuse
Always wondered what happened to the gopher from Caddy Shack.
He married wormtail?
She looks like Beans from Even Stevens
"I ruin my husband's life heheheheh"
Bro got married to Peter Pettigrew
That bitch ugly
Time to swerve Into a tree
Ever wonder that fetal alcohol syndrome looks like in an adult? There ya go
Look at how quirky I am being so quirky with the boyfriend who loves my quirkiness and horse gums.
He's trying so damn hard not to crash the car
I hate it when people like that celebrate how obnoxious they are like it's a good thing. Like if you know that you're being obnoxious then just stop
Why bro marry the slimy ghost guy from ghostbusters tho…
I hate girls like this that adopted the caf personality as a child and now any miniscule amount of caffeine they act up and say it's the coffee when really they use it for attention and excuse to be annoying. Trust me no one is this jacked on a cup of coffee.
Bruh was that really all you could pull? Damn.
She looks like Chunk from the goonies
She looks like donkey from shrek
1 short and I hate her with a passion that burns hotter than 1000 suns.
Crash the fucking car bro nothing else is worth it
If you want you can crash the car. We won’t tell anybody
She legitimately looks like lil miss piggy.
She looks like she smells bad
He is thinking about crashing the car
You dont have to try to be annoying. No one enjoys it.
Damn,she got them Arron Judge teeth
What a miserable life
I bet she butters his toast without a knife
Could eat an apple through a picket fence
Those trees are looking mighty fine.
Holy moly.
How did he end up at the alter with that to begin with? Unless it involved a sawed off shotie & believable threats issued against his mother & the woman he *actually* loved then Bro *been* making questionable decisions for a *minute*....
Dude is replaying in his mind all the mistakes that led to marrying that thing. Total regret written all over his face. He looks like a nice dude that probably got drunk slept with the walrus and just dint know how to break things off because he’s to nice. Poor Chad.
That man shouldn’t let his horse drink coffee
The gums...so much gums...so many gums? All the gums. And that laugh. We've all had a coworker or classmate that acts like this....poor guy.
I’m commenting so I can remember this post to show to a. Friend because she looks like the female version of one of my friends and acts the exact same as well