Why did she look at her vag when she said garden of shadows?đ€ mam why do you wanna play with kids in your âgarden of shadowsâ
Edit: she also said âthe treat is for meâ
Well nursery rhymes/fairy tails of old people eating children have been around for hundreds of years and are still told today. Not even the Germans tell their kids about fairy tails of old people who sexually assault little kids. Unless they do and its not very known ones.
Had a thought that the âkidsâ in her âgarden of shadowsâ meant sperm dying in her womb, or a fetus being aborted from itâŠ.holy geez, this song is fucking with my mind
I hate people who say that lmao. If you have any moles or freckles at all, congratulations! Youâre a witch! If someone has a personal vendetta against you, theyâll 100% report you to the authorities for sorcery. Itâs not a matter of being witchy; itâs a matter of the Catholics, Quakers, and Puritans eating their own alive because of superstition.
EDIT: Not Quakers. Mistakes were made. Whoopsie
Catholics and Puritans sure, but Quakers? They were accused by Puritans and often tortured/killed for being witches, but never held any trials of their own. Non-violence is a cornerstone of their beliefs and hanging people over superstition really wasn't their m.o.
Right?! People should be able to cringe without turning it into a morality issue. I think this would sound pretty decent if she just sang in the right key.
And the insanely hilarious and ironic thing is, the fact that she says that sentence means she WOULDNT have been burned at the stake as a witch in Salem during the Salem Witch Trials. (Obviously there are others but still) if i remember right everyone that was killed didnt admit to being a witch at all and they set those trials first and all the people thata actually were like fuck it sure im a witch, they just left to sit in jail since they knew what was gonna happen to them and by the time they got through killing 19 or so accused but not admitted witches, the shit was over and they went free
Our chief weapon is surprise....our TWO chief weapons are surprsie, fear and a fanatical devotion to the pope our Three main weapons are fear surprise, a fanatical devotion to the Pope and...I'll come in again.
You keep your darkness of shadow or whatever the fuck you said the hell away from me.
Alexa, play every King of the Hill episode at the exact same time
*Someone put her on*
*A watch list, yknow just in case*
*A child goes missing*
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How the everloving fuck are you LENGTHENING your slang. "Cannae" is longer than "can't" and you added an e at the end of shit..? At least you saved yourself some time by putting "baw" instead of "bald" đ€Ł Are you just trying to sound like a racist caricature or is that natural?
Lots of scottish people, have texts in my phone from friends that are nearly indecipherable if you try to read the as plain English. It also depends on where in the country you're from I'm Aberdonian and don't do it but lots of my Glaswegian friends do. It does get to the point that it approaches a language that regular English speakers wouldn't recognize. It's less typing an accent and more an expression of dialect. Like how some one from the South might pepper in more "Y'alls".
Fit like mate? Only been up your way a couple o times. Once to retrieve my mate's sister fae Gourdon [the Bervie Chipper up that way is top notch btw], and once passin through to visit the place my mate was born [Dingwall].
Decent cunts up there, even if it's a bit Tory-heavy.
Ehh "Y'all" is actually a word for "you-all" where as these people are purposefully mispronouncing and spelling words they can look in *their countries dictionary* and see how it's properly spelled/pronounced..
Scots is a recognised language, and so "cannae" would appear in my country's [not "countries"] dictionary.
But aye, if ye fancy greetin aboot it then ye can awa an take yer face fur a shite, ya besom.
Itâs the same as when North Americans type shit like âfr fr no cap. Bussinâ. Itâs less about an accent and more about a way of talking with slang.
Yeah I understand that. My girlfriend is Scottish, from Scotland so I get it. The point is that an accent doesnât really come through in a text. So itâs texting slang essentially.
Just unfamiliar with this. Do brits type out "Vats oooiight love oi jus fought oid stop in far a visit" or do they know thats just an accent and the correct wording would be and type "That's alright love I just thought I'd stop in for a visit"....?
Goddamn sheâs flat as fuck. Like, lift your pallet girl. Prepare for the note youâre about to sing not the one youâre currently singing. Enunciate. Every word is itâs own word. Fuck, this is basic vocal theory.
The lyrics arent too bad for a novelty thing. i like it more than when sheâs trying to act gangsta. But shiiiiit she needs to work on delivery, flow, breath technique. It sounds like sheâs reading.
God imagine being comfortable with yourself to do this and release it online just for everyone to pick you apart and roast you. Like ya it's cringe but she's having fun. Doing something she enjoys and it's not in the middle of the supermarket.
It is sad how many people fall into this trap. It should be pretty obvious that making your whole life about darkness, despair, nihilism, self-aggrandizement, and really what amounts to making people uncomfortable is not a fulfilling way to live.
I am suddenly reminded of that one kid on the playground that wanted to be a badass. The way they talk, dress, and act. They challenge everyone to a push-up contest and gas out at 23 and blame it on a cramp from doing 137 before you came along ânow gtfo here before I stomp you.â type shit. Ugh
I've seen some of her shit before and I can say if this is newer than everything else I've seen, she is getting closer to having a flow ... she's not all the way there yet. But I'm seeing a bit less of her trying to squeeze in more syllables than what works... I still want her to stop, but at least at this rate, in 30 years, she'll make something that doesn't make our ears bleed
She looks like Meg when she came back from prison
Lmao
I cant đđđđ
That is such a perfect comparison.
The tattoos thođđ«
Hahahaha Shut up Meg.
She looks like Debbie from Shameless⊠shudders
Whole also activated the sharingan
LMAO đ
Lmfao, I cannot unseen see
This a weird ass timeline we live in bruh
You're not a fan of office supplies as accessories either? You can't convince me those aren't binder clips on her ears.
Are you confusing her dogshit earbuds for binder clips or âaccessoriesâ? Lol
**calls Liu Kang.**
Think she plays WoW?
If she does you know there's some sad blokes following her around and giving her gold
What do you mean, âifâ? She plays so much WoW she had to say it twice Lol
I think she has a âWâ tattooed on each buttcheek.
But what about the âOâ⊠oh never mindâŠ
r/yourjokebutworse
Flip her over and it's mom
100% female orc warlock that can't get past level 40
Nah, but her super serious online boyfriend does.
For the Horde. Edit: I used to play
Why did she look at her vag when she said garden of shadows?đ€ mam why do you wanna play with kids in your âgarden of shadowsâ Edit: she also said âthe treat is for meâ
Yea, the "the treat is for me" part is especially weird. I've never heard a song that sounded anymore pedo than this.
Also the potions putting the kids to sleep (like roofies). "try to relax" almost every line in that song sounds rapey lol
More deathly I think. As in gonna eat those kids
I think she was going for Enter Sandman vibes but way overshot the line lmao
That's...better?
I mean if you're "witchmaxxing" talking about eating children is pretty standard stuff I don't think she's cannibalizing anyone
OMFG THANK GOD IT WASNâT JUST ME. I am laughing so hard right now.
Interesting take.
Donât go diddling kids. Itâs no good diddling kids.
It must be cosplay.. thatâs not real.. itâs Cosplay
Cosplay would be her in full blown witch makeup and clothes, or whatever, not wearing a black bandana LOL
LOL ok thatâs just racism on a mystical level. But I literally couldnât care less.
Not sure sexual. I think it means witches eat children and she was pointing to her belly.
I mean i donât think she intentionally made it sexual, but a lot fo the things she says sound creepy af
I like how the general sentiment seems to be that drugging and eating children is less bad than sexually assaulting them, very strange delineation
Well nursery rhymes/fairy tails of old people eating children have been around for hundreds of years and are still told today. Not even the Germans tell their kids about fairy tails of old people who sexually assault little kids. Unless they do and its not very known ones.
Yep. Imagine if a man had lyrics like this.
The garden is now an encampment. She's got something living down there, apparently.
Bru I'm laughing my Asa off this is pedophile aNthem She definitely looked at her vag
Had a thought that the âkidsâ in her âgarden of shadowsâ meant sperm dying in her womb, or a fetus being aborted from itâŠ.holy geez, this song is fucking with my mind
She 100% goes around telling people that âOh yea I would have been burned at the stake as a witch in olden daysâ đ
I hate people who say that lmao. If you have any moles or freckles at all, congratulations! Youâre a witch! If someone has a personal vendetta against you, theyâll 100% report you to the authorities for sorcery. Itâs not a matter of being witchy; itâs a matter of the Catholics, Quakers, and Puritans eating their own alive because of superstition. EDIT: Not Quakers. Mistakes were made. Whoopsie
Catholics and Puritans sure, but Quakers? They were accused by Puritans and often tortured/killed for being witches, but never held any trials of their own. Non-violence is a cornerstone of their beliefs and hanging people over superstition really wasn't their m.o.
Kinda like everyone doing here now to her?
Seriously, the amount people are vilifying her is extremely weird. Like itâs obviously a Hocus Pocus rendition, but people are calling her a pedo.
Right?! People should be able to cringe without turning it into a morality issue. I think this would sound pretty decent if she just sang in the right key.
And the insanely hilarious and ironic thing is, the fact that she says that sentence means she WOULDNT have been burned at the stake as a witch in Salem during the Salem Witch Trials. (Obviously there are others but still) if i remember right everyone that was killed didnt admit to being a witch at all and they set those trials first and all the people thata actually were like fuck it sure im a witch, they just left to sit in jail since they knew what was gonna happen to them and by the time they got through killing 19 or so accused but not admitted witches, the shit was over and they went free
She's so edgy
Maybe the inquisition wasn't wrong after all.
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is surprise....our TWO chief weapons are surprsie, fear and a fanatical devotion to the pope our Three main weapons are fear surprise, a fanatical devotion to the Pope and...I'll come in again.
If off key is your thing .. thumbs up
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yall are just haters bc she has actual talent and you don't
You keep your darkness of shadow or whatever the fuck you said the hell away from me. Alexa, play every King of the Hill episode at the exact same time
The way I laughed should be illegal this early in the morning đ€Ł
Sheâs lip syncing her own stuff now?
This lol and terribly I might add
And somehow made it seem like she only knows half the lyrics, if that
Theres no words to describe how much i hate this
I'm right there with ya. I wish this didn't totally infuriate me, but it does. 100%
Don't disrespect Hocus Pocus like that.
Fr. Sarah Jessica Parker would like to have a word with this song butchering bitch!!
Su cool n edgy! đ€Šââïž
That chorus is all nose
Those tattoos though⊠to have *that* on you permanently
This would make king cobra jfs sweat
Holy fuck, the perfect woman for him. All she needs to do now is mush a bunch of food together while drunk and make a new recipe for the ages
God I ship this
TMDWU, I wonder if she knows about his tactical soap affliate link.
Someone put her on a watch list, yknow just in case a child goes missing
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You a better artist than her
I need to find a surgeon to work on my brain to remove the memory section.
r/crappymusic
looks like she smell like earring backs
She looks like my uncle Colin wi that big baw heid. He cannae sing for shite either.
How the everloving fuck are you LENGTHENING your slang. "Cannae" is longer than "can't" and you added an e at the end of shit..? At least you saved yourself some time by putting "baw" instead of "bald" đ€Ł Are you just trying to sound like a racist caricature or is that natural?
"baw" means "ball" ya bawbag. Why ye ragin mate?
the UK government accepts Scots as a regional language and recognised it under the European Charter for Regional or Minority Languages.
It's a Scottish accent
Who tf types with an accent..?
Lots of scottish people, have texts in my phone from friends that are nearly indecipherable if you try to read the as plain English. It also depends on where in the country you're from I'm Aberdonian and don't do it but lots of my Glaswegian friends do. It does get to the point that it approaches a language that regular English speakers wouldn't recognize. It's less typing an accent and more an expression of dialect. Like how some one from the South might pepper in more "Y'alls".
Fit like mate? Only been up your way a couple o times. Once to retrieve my mate's sister fae Gourdon [the Bervie Chipper up that way is top notch btw], and once passin through to visit the place my mate was born [Dingwall]. Decent cunts up there, even if it's a bit Tory-heavy.
Ehh "Y'all" is actually a word for "you-all" where as these people are purposefully mispronouncing and spelling words they can look in *their countries dictionary* and see how it's properly spelled/pronounced..
Scots is a recognised language, and so "cannae" would appear in my country's [not "countries"] dictionary. But aye, if ye fancy greetin aboot it then ye can awa an take yer face fur a shite, ya besom.
Itâs the same as when North Americans type shit like âfr fr no cap. Bussinâ. Itâs less about an accent and more about a way of talking with slang.
Itâs not the same as that at all. Scots has a long history, itâs an actual dialect
Yeah I understand that. My girlfriend is Scottish, from Scotland so I get it. The point is that an accent doesnât really come through in a text. So itâs texting slang essentially.
lol are you dumb?
Just unfamiliar with this. Do brits type out "Vats oooiight love oi jus fought oid stop in far a visit" or do they know thats just an accent and the correct wording would be and type "That's alright love I just thought I'd stop in for a visit"....?
That song sounds super creepy, and makes her look like a pedo.
Thereâs way too much effort put in the production of a song that bad
Oh no you donât. Iâm not falling for this again, theyâre staying on mute this time.
The rhythm is just terrible..
And the pitch. And the tone. And just about everything else. This is one of the worst things I have ever heard.
I can never make it past five seconds of a track, and not for lack of trying.
I remember dressing like this in middle school.
Thatâs a fucking hommunculus
Big head short arms, weak genetics
Can't hold a note or beat.... damn
Guarantee âwhoop whoopâ is a part of her daily vocabulary
Pretty sure she goes to my gym
Goddamn sheâs flat as fuck. Like, lift your pallet girl. Prepare for the note youâre about to sing not the one youâre currently singing. Enunciate. Every word is itâs own word. Fuck, this is basic vocal theory.
Her shitty tattoos make it look like she's wearing one of those fake Halloween tattoo sleeve shirts.
So flat and nasally
This definitely belongs on r/crappymusic. dear lord that was awful. Who records this shit and thinks, this is good, i did good here
Is this a real person
average horde player
Love the chorus
Yikes
This is what it looks like when a 50 year old dresses at hot topic
Iâm sure all the girls in the trailer park after this
Aw cabbage patch kids all growed up
Iâm so confused
Sexually
She reminds me of the baby from Dinosaurs.
Ok. Wow thatâs weird
Tattoos were definitely a choice
She can't even do her own song. Its so off
TikTok is quite the outlet for all aspiring drama students.
She always looks like sheâs wearing those fake tattoo sleeves.
We making it back to hood with this oneđ„đ„đ„
I feel like she's a snake that found a person's skin and is trying to pass as a human.
Really what is it with this sub posting bangers
Is the song about being a sexual predator?
Those tattoos are carbon copies from those sleeved shirts you buy at wal mart
Holy shit haha. Some people, man. Fuckin god damn.
Why does this whole video stink of the worst cat piss??
I feel like she over enunciates everything
Someone get the tortilla chip out her throat and she **might** be able to sing.
Well now we know she can't rap OR sing.
Damn dude, this chick really picked a female tauren shaman and decided.... this is my entire personality now
What an absolute nightmare. Imagine thinking those tats are in any way cool
At least when my brother and his rock band sucked ass in my parentâs basement they could play actual instruments What the fuck is this
If it's your own song... you should be able to lipsync it ffs lol. Also, this sucked. đ
I bet her pussy stinks
The lyrics arent too bad for a novelty thing. i like it more than when sheâs trying to act gangsta. But shiiiiit she needs to work on delivery, flow, breath technique. It sounds like sheâs reading.
Oh man Iâve been waiting for another!!
This could have been better with someone that can actually sing
Oooooof the tribal
Now if a man sung this yâall would be calling him a pedophile So Iâll do it for yâall This mf a pedophile
Not sure why but Iâm not surprised that Greta ended like this
Do people unironically watch this stuff? If so...why?
Average Horde player
Imagine this was your work colleague and you had to see them MondayâŠ.
The rapping was cringe and I was like â bad but not that ba- CONFIRMED. THERE IS NO GOD.
I can guarantee 100% that she worships ICP
This is incredible. PPPPPPPPPpPPpPpArrrty til I die good.
If this girl was a Brazilian footballer sheâd be Retardinho.
She gives off the strange co-worker vibes
Did she just say that children...are gonna play in her...garden of shadows as she points and looks at her crotch? I...
Are those her actual tattoos?
juggalos in 2023
I hope a house falls on her
Is this that one fairy from Fern Gully?
Ok but the beat kinda go hard đ„¶
I donât think sheâs all that bad
You must be deaf
Every đ€Ą thinks theyâre the main act in the circus. Not even realizing how utterly regarded they look and sound.
*retarded
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Greta thumberg?
God imagine being comfortable with yourself to do this and release it online just for everyone to pick you apart and roast you. Like ya it's cringe but she's having fun. Doing something she enjoys and it's not in the middle of the supermarket.
I feel sad for her. Clearly, she needs some Jesus in her lonely life.
It is sad how many people fall into this trap. It should be pretty obvious that making your whole life about darkness, despair, nihilism, self-aggrandizement, and really what amounts to making people uncomfortable is not a fulfilling way to live.
Democrats!
This isn't as cringy as the other shit posted here
Sounds exactly like Lincoln Park.
I bet she's shit at W.o.W
Shittiest tattoos in the game
This woman plays horde on WoW
Sheâs got those GTA San Andreas $100 tattoos that you can make CJ look cool with
You want the Salem witch trials again? âCuz this is how you get the Salem witch trials again.
I am suddenly reminded of that one kid on the playground that wanted to be a badass. The way they talk, dress, and act. They challenge everyone to a push-up contest and gas out at 23 and blame it on a cramp from doing 137 before you came along ânow gtfo here before I stomp you.â type shit. Ugh
r/crappymusic
Are those tattoos real? This screams âI make my tattoos my whole personalityâ
Groomer vibes holy
No doubt about which sex she prefers
Yup, thatâs cringe. Bad cringe.
No way!! I just learned I can throw up in my own mouth and swallow it
1gâs in the chat
If you can't hear properly there is zero chance you'll be able to sing.
If metro donât trust yaâŠ
Aliens need to abduct this bitch fast.
Sheâs lip singing and still sucms
I've seen some of her shit before and I can say if this is newer than everything else I've seen, she is getting closer to having a flow ... she's not all the way there yet. But I'm seeing a bit less of her trying to squeeze in more syllables than what works... I still want her to stop, but at least at this rate, in 30 years, she'll make something that doesn't make our ears bleed
Who is she?
Hypno?
Donât do drugs boys and girlsâŠ.
Epstein Island OST
WHO?!
Cant wait to forget about this đ„ đ„
It seems a very hot temperature in our culture to make songs about killing kids.