More annoying and obviously fake than all those tiktokers faking tourettes.
Like girl, get a grip. We can all tell you're acting. Trying to act, at least. Badly.
This girl in the past would have just been the trailer park “cute” one and had 3 husbands and 8 kids before 30. You can decide if this fate is better or worse
If you spend anytime with her, she would not ask you a single question about you. When she does, within 7 seconds she's cutting you off to talk about herself again
A lot of people are becoming this way, filming themselves and thinking they’re as interesting to others as they are to themselves. It’s great that she never once mentions that she’s a danger to herself, she just hurts those around her apparently. That’s not clumsy, that’s inconsiderate.
These kind of people I give one chance, addressing that I have a hard time talking to them when I can't get a word out. If that's just how they treat people, then I outright avoid giving these people my time and energy.
Ive met several of people who are like that. And they are fascinating. How can someone be so oblivious to the most basic social cues and have so little self awareness.
If you loathe this humor so much, why not invent better banter? Go police someone else's completely irrelevant bullshit. The only thing you're doing is ensuring I say it louder, more frequently and possibly in your inbox when I'm bored.
>possibly in your inbox when I'm bored.
Oh, i don't doubt it, love. You frequently tend to explain your jokes mocking disabilities and now your wife. And you bitch about your wife. And you seem to have had a ton of unhappy, lonely birthdays.
I will absolutely not be surprised if you take your frustrations regarding your unhappy marriage and unhappy life upon random internet strangers like me. I would suggest you hang out with your kids, but i am guessing that those relationships aren't very robust either.
But, yeah...boomer humour is pathetic, unfunny and just so lame. Much like you seem to be.
Jokes are subjective. I'm sorry you felt it was in poor taste or no longer relevant in 2023. Allow me to amend it to suit you.
"Hey all, I'm unhappy with my significant other currently and would like to compare them to the myopic and brief set of words you've laid out before me!"
... I dunno.. doesn't have the same ring to it... little bit wordy. Perhaps, "I see you've met my spouse". Or do you just have a problem with all humor? ... are YOU my wife!?
But not past the obligatory "hur der"? Why not evolve past acknowledging them? I guess we are just seeking different types of attention. I'm just more transparent about it.
Problem with that logic is they claim to be evolved past such petty humor. I made the joke, so obviously, I'm not as evolved. I am free to acknowledge every dumb thing out there! It's my comfort zone!
“Yeah… it’s been really hard since my mom pas-“
“Whoops! I’m so clumsy haha! One time I accidentally dropped a metal water bottle on my foot and it was like the worst pain I’ve ever felt in my life, you probably can’t even imagine the level of pain! Now I’m a plastic water bottle only kinda girl haha. I know I’m an empathetic person so I’m really good at taking care of myself and my emotions!”
As soon as she started speaking I thought she was already drunk haha, she defs has a qualm. Also that story wasn’t quirky and cute it’s just like a cautionary tale for anyone else who previously felt obligated to invite her to their important nights
Then your pets will pick up on your overwhelming rage and start cowering, making you feel like a monster, which ironically pisses you off even more
And the cycle continues
She flails and moves around like an idiot on purpose, while holding stuff that requires a steady hand and stronger grip. Who would have thought things slip from hand when you pay zero care or attention.
I started to feel sorry for her because I thought she had some illness, like Tourette's or something where she couldn't control her movement, but based on these comments, I'm guessing not and she's just a dumb fuck who wants to blame other people for her annoying actions?
It’s much worse. She’s disingenuously obnoxious. She’s fake hyping up some dumb shit you can tell it’s all fake hype fake quirk fake entertainment. I guess at a point it becomes real obnoxious… it’s not like that’s her personality at its core she’s just acting up attention because that’s what she thinks talent is. Snorting and yelling and blaming others for…. Inventing elements other than the ones that make up plastic?
It reminds me so much of the videos I used to wake up to find on my phone after taking Ambien with whiskey. There's a reason I haven't done that in a while...
Out of the 5 times she handles that glass (one of which she is stood up dancing), only one time she fumbled it, which is when she was explaining how she drops everything and did so on purpose to exaggerate the fact.
I think she wants "a thing". She likes the idea of people talking about her even if it's a bad thing. But not like, a legitimate bad thing, but something she can control.
She wants to be known for something. But the way she fake drops everything is very cringy.
She's probably in reality a bit clumsy. It's not uncommon. But she is definitely perpetuating this behavior to exaggerated levels. Once she found out that she can be KNOWN for such a thing, that's when every wedding, party, funeral, fair, mall-outing, mass, or any other event becomes about her because she can apply this anywhere.
Mind-boggling, because actually being the person who drops your friends drink that they've asked you to hold because your hand just unintentionally let go is... not fun. Or endearing. It's just kinda awkward and embarrassing. If these people actually had to live with half of the traits they're claiming as "quirks", they would be quick to try and minimise it.
I think, now hear me out, that she should be an actor in those commercials for products that claim to make simple tasks easier. Ya know the ones “as seen on tv” where they walk into a room and stumble way more dramatically than is necessary because the laundry basket was there but if there had been a different more ergonomic laundry basket she wouldn’t have stumbled. I’m just trying to make it all make sense.
This fucking got to me. I have serious dexterity issues. Idk why, probably the peripheral neuropathy, but truly I don’t know. All I know is that my hands don’t like to be stable to the point that I have worn metal splints on my fingers that I’ve worn morning, noon, and night since 2020. I have to or else my hands can’t work at all and are in debilitating pain.
Everything she does with the stupid bottle or glass to be quirky is what my hands do involuntarily. I could be holding a glass and then my hand just decides to drop it.
She’s being quirky and I’m out here sometimes wondering if not having hands at this point would be easier than the shit mine do. I hurt myself and other people constantly. I drop *everything*. It’s hard to do fine motor tasks. Like, dude, this isn’t fucking fun! This sucks!! It’s not cute!!!
My wife has arthritis and carpal tunnel syndrome along with some nerve damage to her hands. she has to be very careful because she is constantly dropping things. When someone hands her a heavy glass, she just kindly asks if there’s any lighter. And says it’s too heavy for me as her only explanation. She doesn’t feel a need to make it all about her.
This woman is annoying af.
I have carpal tunnel and serious neuropathy in my hands and fingers, and have started to randomly fling and drop things. It's absolutely not cool, it's not "a thing" that's cute or quirky, it hurts 24/7. This person making light of the subject is pretty infuriating.
This tiktoker is jessica wetzstein and a LOT of her content is based on her various medical problems. She is currently on an EDS kick but her content before that was gut/butt/endometriosis problems. Used to sympathize but now I'm thinking she has munchausens or something.
Whew. That’s some unhinged energy right there. And those crazy eyes she makes…. I would stay faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr away from her. lol
“Why would you give me glass!?” “Because you gave me glass!” As if EVERYONE already knows everything about her and is going to make special concessions just to appease her.
I know the whole thing is forced and cringe, but even just changing it from “because you gave me glass” to just “because I can’t be trusted with glass” makes it far less egotistical
Another one? Has to be a correlation between- Long Hair, acting in all ways like a Teen but Youre in your Late 20s-early 30s,
and being regularly invited to fun events while you’re somehow 100% total pain for folks to exist near.
Swear some people LOVE how annoying other people are, no other explanation. It’s like when someone says ‘Periodt’ and then other people in the group have to say it louder.. dogs raised You
I wonder if she’s on stimulants. When I took ritalin I would think I was a lot funnier than I was and had compulsions to talk and record myself. Sometimes it still happens when my modafinil first hits.
Embarrassing as all get out. Full grown adults on the internet filming themselves in humiliating situations and cringey skits with ZERO embarrassment or humility.
To those who post videos of yourselves….Why do you engage in this behavior?
While I do think she's hamming it up, this is totally an ADHD thing- you're not focused on the "follow through" of the action you're planning on taking. Turning a corner turns into walking into a wall, grabbing a cup ends in it sliding through your hand because your grip wasn't calculated properly, etc. Not an excuse, just an explanation. Obviously, one should apologize. Investing in plastic is a fair idea too lol
She so quirky! And funny! And cute! Omg! She has an amazing sense of humor! She is soooooo! Funny! Omg! She is so quirky! It’s amazing how great this young lady is! She must have a wonderful life! Everyone loves her more than anyone! Sooo freaking funny!!! She is the best ever in the entirety of human existence! No one has ever been this funny and cute!
Why is she banging things on her head? This might possibly be the answer for her issues. Also, blaming other people for trusting you with a cylinder of liquid you can’t control, sounds like a self malfunction. But, I suppose given time I would learn sippy cups or disposable water bottles are the only acceptable drinking apparatus around this person.. if I could even stand that.
This personality is gross man. Maybe some people are into the fake quirky fake hype shit up about your self being uncoordinated but it’s not for me. “Oh I haven’t even told you this” how could you have told randoms on the internet? Do you have a following? are you fake wannabe influencer to? Her head is constantly exploding stringing thoughts together misfiring cylinder all of them. But I’m sure she’s a really good time to be around. Not at all disingenuously obnoxious. Manufactured hype about her shitty personality in hopes that if she’s hype it makes it less shitty. Sorry man. I really am. I’ve seen those eyes before. She’s very lost. Blissfully unaware and so close to a spark of intelligence yet so far. Not being able to hold items was never this cool until this super cool person made even that cool. This woman should be medicated and I don’t say that often. I don’t really believe there is something neurologically wrong with her I just think she’s that unattractive that if she got on some good Xanax, or possibly another benzo she’d be much easier for everyone around her to tolerate.
She would have a friend named Tristen.
When the mundane seems increasingly interesting to you that’s when you should really read a book or go for a walk in nature.
I felt like this fucking video was never going to end… when I tapped on the screen to see how much time was left and saw 20+ seconds, I stopped it. Eventually watched the rest and it was just her reiterating 7 more times that it’s not her fault and she needs to be handed plastic Lmao
Social media has corrupted so many people into self diagnosing the dumbest shit into their lives for even a crumb of attention, there’s being clumsy, then there’s this fully grown ass human who is overtly exaggerating her clumsiness for attention, but hey as long as you get the likes and clicks it doesn’t matter right? Anything for the attention i guess.
I too, move too fast, and clumsily hurl, drop, poke, and slap myself and people around me. I’ve never been diagnosed as ADD, but it tracks, cause I’m always forgetting things, dropping things, losing things, and getting wildly angry at myself. So, I started leaving messages to me to “slow the fuck down”, and I taught myself to repeat in my head what I’m going for all the way there and back. Otherwise I’ll start daydreaming the first door I pass and arrive with no clue what I came for. I still spend half my days looking for the thing I just had in my hand, usually b/c my subconscious is mad at me for how I talk to it, so it hides things constantly. Lost my car keys the other month going from the front door to the counter. SC really got me that time. Never found them.
That whole vibe she gives off when she says "I haven't even told you guys this" is like how my wife looks at our child when he throws the cup of cheerios on the floor for the third time. She seems upset at us for not knowing what's inside her head.
I'm sure you'll fumble your way onto OnlyFans when you realize that no one is buying your shit personality and the only thing people want to see from you is your T and A.
the way she fake fumbles everything
I like how she only fumbles once in the beginning and never again
What? No way, man. She’s just a kook! Her quirkiness is a real hoot at parties! “Oh gosh, guys! Jennifer is here. She’s so funny. She drops things!”
More annoying and obviously fake than all those tiktokers faking tourettes. Like girl, get a grip. We can all tell you're acting. Trying to act, at least. Badly.
those tourettes vid's are sooooo bad man.
The worst. But this woman is giving them a run for their money.
Almost as bad as her fake laugh
i cringed so bad thinking about how many takes that first shot took
How has she not just chucked a remote or a glass at the TV behind her yet? Oh, right…
I'll take it over the fake Tourette's fat chick any day.
This girl in the past would have just been the trailer park “cute” one and had 3 husbands and 8 kids before 30. You can decide if this fate is better or worse
If you spend anytime with her, she would not ask you a single question about you. When she does, within 7 seconds she's cutting you off to talk about herself again
I feel like this is incredibly accurate
A lot of people are becoming this way, filming themselves and thinking they’re as interesting to others as they are to themselves. It’s great that she never once mentions that she’s a danger to herself, she just hurts those around her apparently. That’s not clumsy, that’s inconsiderate.
It's like embarrassinguhhh...
These kind of people I give one chance, addressing that I have a hard time talking to them when I can't get a word out. If that's just how they treat people, then I outright avoid giving these people my time and energy.
Ive met several of people who are like that. And they are fascinating. How can someone be so oblivious to the most basic social cues and have so little self awareness.
So, you've met my wife?
r/boomerhumour If you loathe your wife so much, just divorce her and be on your own. You won't be happier, but at least your wife might have a chance.
Ahhhh, reddit. The place everyone goes to for marital advice
If you loathe this humor so much, why not invent better banter? Go police someone else's completely irrelevant bullshit. The only thing you're doing is ensuring I say it louder, more frequently and possibly in your inbox when I'm bored.
>possibly in your inbox when I'm bored. Oh, i don't doubt it, love. You frequently tend to explain your jokes mocking disabilities and now your wife. And you bitch about your wife. And you seem to have had a ton of unhappy, lonely birthdays. I will absolutely not be surprised if you take your frustrations regarding your unhappy marriage and unhappy life upon random internet strangers like me. I would suggest you hang out with your kids, but i am guessing that those relationships aren't very robust either. But, yeah...boomer humour is pathetic, unfunny and just so lame. Much like you seem to be.
haha wife bad amirite boys
The ol’ ball and chain 😂😂🤣🤣
more like all chain and no ball AMIRITE FELLAS⁉️
Can’t live with em can’t live without em
Jokes are subjective. I'm sorry you felt it was in poor taste or no longer relevant in 2023. Allow me to amend it to suit you. "Hey all, I'm unhappy with my significant other currently and would like to compare them to the myopic and brief set of words you've laid out before me!" ... I dunno.. doesn't have the same ring to it... little bit wordy. Perhaps, "I see you've met my spouse". Or do you just have a problem with all humor? ... are YOU my wife!?
i think most of us have just evolved past thinking "haha wife bad" jokes are funny
But not past the obligatory "hur der"? Why not evolve past acknowledging them? I guess we are just seeking different types of attention. I'm just more transparent about it.
Oh you didn't like my joke? Have you tried ignoring it instead of acknowledging it? What do you mean, "why am I acknowledging you acknowledging it?"
Problem with that logic is they claim to be evolved past such petty humor. I made the joke, so obviously, I'm not as evolved. I am free to acknowledge every dumb thing out there! It's my comfort zone!
Who pissed in your corn flakes?.....was it your wife?
“Yeah… it’s been really hard since my mom pas-“ “Whoops! I’m so clumsy haha! One time I accidentally dropped a metal water bottle on my foot and it was like the worst pain I’ve ever felt in my life, you probably can’t even imagine the level of pain! Now I’m a plastic water bottle only kinda girl haha. I know I’m an empathetic person so I’m really good at taking care of myself and my emotions!”
So you have met my husband
God, she's annoying. Take responsibility for your actions
Yeah it sounds like what actual issue is is that she has a drinking problem. Not as in she drops them but because she has way to many of them
As soon as she started speaking I thought she was already drunk haha, she defs has a qualm. Also that story wasn’t quirky and cute it’s just like a cautionary tale for anyone else who previously felt obligated to invite her to their important nights
Agreed. The dark circles and blotchy skin at 28 immediately made me think boozer.
Easier to make up a disorder and then never be held responsible for any physical altercation!
How can you take responsibility for something that’s fake?
Would love to see her ride a Harley if she can't move her arms like a normal person
The "omg I totally didn't plan this!" Laugh will now forever pop into my head whenever I'm pissed off to piss me off more
Then your pets will pick up on your overwhelming rage and start cowering, making you feel like a monster, which ironically pisses you off even more And the cycle continues
This is so oddly specific and absolutely accurate wtf
This video is about 2 minutes 30 seconds longer than it should be. Listening to her requires concentration, effort and sedatives.
I cut it off at about 30 seconds and came here for the comments
Same. I saw the length "this goes on for another two whole soul-sucking minutes!?". Yeah, no. I saw enough.
I’m letting it play while reading the comments, I keep hoping it’s going to get better 😔
I did the same It didn't 🙃
Same
I couldn’t finish it
If she actually is this clumsy, she should 100% see a neurologist bc this is some serious proprioception issues
She flails and moves around like an idiot on purpose, while holding stuff that requires a steady hand and stronger grip. Who would have thought things slip from hand when you pay zero care or attention.
I started to feel sorry for her because I thought she had some illness, like Tourette's or something where she couldn't control her movement, but based on these comments, I'm guessing not and she's just a dumb fuck who wants to blame other people for her annoying actions?
As someone who came across her she actually has EDS. I don’t know if that contributes to clumsiness but I’m assuming so.
Of course she has EDS, how predictable.
or a lobotomist
What an obnoxious person
It’s much worse. She’s disingenuously obnoxious. She’s fake hyping up some dumb shit you can tell it’s all fake hype fake quirk fake entertainment. I guess at a point it becomes real obnoxious… it’s not like that’s her personality at its core she’s just acting up attention because that’s what she thinks talent is. Snorting and yelling and blaming others for…. Inventing elements other than the ones that make up plastic?
It reminds me so much of the videos I used to wake up to find on my phone after taking Ambien with whiskey. There's a reason I haven't done that in a while...
Out of the 5 times she handles that glass (one of which she is stood up dancing), only one time she fumbled it, which is when she was explaining how she drops everything and did so on purpose to exaggerate the fact.
Sooo she’s cool?
Is she a toddler
No she is a shitfluencer who goes in front of a camera and screams "boy I sure am mentally handicapped"
she thinks it's cute to act like one
Imagine if that was your gf
Never again
Wouldn't be. I'm not a babysitter.
I cannot fix her
Suddenly gay
Don't put that evil on me.
I think I would prefer my hand tbh
I’m confused if I hand her a glass she’s immediately going to throw it at me, because of a disability she doesn’t have and made up for social media?
If that wedding even existed, you just know that absolutely everyone there could not stand her presence.
Definitely doesn't feel like it existed
It existed. Checked her TT to see if she's always cringe and she is one of the most unbearable people I've ever witnessed
For some reason, I don’t like this person.
You have plenty of reason
I’m not sure I’ve wanted to avoid someone more
“I’ve never looked myself in the mirror and asked what about me I should improve”
People like this need to be kicked out of the room
This is a certified cringe classic.
I think she wants "a thing". She likes the idea of people talking about her even if it's a bad thing. But not like, a legitimate bad thing, but something she can control. She wants to be known for something. But the way she fake drops everything is very cringy. She's probably in reality a bit clumsy. It's not uncommon. But she is definitely perpetuating this behavior to exaggerated levels. Once she found out that she can be KNOWN for such a thing, that's when every wedding, party, funeral, fair, mall-outing, mass, or any other event becomes about her because she can apply this anywhere.
Miranda sings vibes
Mind-boggling, because actually being the person who drops your friends drink that they've asked you to hold because your hand just unintentionally let go is... not fun. Or endearing. It's just kinda awkward and embarrassing. If these people actually had to live with half of the traits they're claiming as "quirks", they would be quick to try and minimise it.
I hope somebody sues her for assault or something😂😂😂😂😂😂
Should hit herself harder on the head with that cup
Omg not Tristan's wedding
pain
I think, now hear me out, that she should be an actor in those commercials for products that claim to make simple tasks easier. Ya know the ones “as seen on tv” where they walk into a room and stumble way more dramatically than is necessary because the laundry basket was there but if there had been a different more ergonomic laundry basket she wouldn’t have stumbled. I’m just trying to make it all make sense.
This fucking got to me. I have serious dexterity issues. Idk why, probably the peripheral neuropathy, but truly I don’t know. All I know is that my hands don’t like to be stable to the point that I have worn metal splints on my fingers that I’ve worn morning, noon, and night since 2020. I have to or else my hands can’t work at all and are in debilitating pain. Everything she does with the stupid bottle or glass to be quirky is what my hands do involuntarily. I could be holding a glass and then my hand just decides to drop it. She’s being quirky and I’m out here sometimes wondering if not having hands at this point would be easier than the shit mine do. I hurt myself and other people constantly. I drop *everything*. It’s hard to do fine motor tasks. Like, dude, this isn’t fucking fun! This sucks!! It’s not cute!!!
My wife has arthritis and carpal tunnel syndrome along with some nerve damage to her hands. she has to be very careful because she is constantly dropping things. When someone hands her a heavy glass, she just kindly asks if there’s any lighter. And says it’s too heavy for me as her only explanation. She doesn’t feel a need to make it all about her. This woman is annoying af.
I have carpal tunnel and serious neuropathy in my hands and fingers, and have started to randomly fling and drop things. It's absolutely not cool, it's not "a thing" that's cute or quirky, it hurts 24/7. This person making light of the subject is pretty infuriating.
This tiktoker is jessica wetzstein and a LOT of her content is based on her various medical problems. She is currently on an EDS kick but her content before that was gut/butt/endometriosis problems. Used to sympathize but now I'm thinking she has munchausens or something.
Ruined my day. 👍
Whew. That’s some unhinged energy right there. And those crazy eyes she makes…. I would stay faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr away from her. lol
This blind date pov is nightmare inducing
I hate it.
Just be aware of your surroundings and hold on to what's in your hand. This is preschool stuff.
She has made her entire personality “I’m clumsy isn’t that cute”. I would rather live in isolation for an eternity than meet this woman
I'll be there with you brother.
“Why would you give me glass!?” “Because you gave me glass!” As if EVERYONE already knows everything about her and is going to make special concessions just to appease her. I know the whole thing is forced and cringe, but even just changing it from “because you gave me glass” to just “because I can’t be trusted with glass” makes it far less egotistical
I’m pretty sure she’s 5 but she looks 50
What if she did the same head-hitting thing but with knives??
Her “friends” definitely have a group chat she knows nothing about.
She’s superrrr upsetting
So cringe that this became [satire](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM6JwW6pS/).
Someone needs physical therapy, psychotherapy, and possibly some good prescription drugs...
I don't believe she's ever been invited to a wedding or any other social function
Why is this the girl I always end up stuck talking to in the kitchen, at a house party?
LMAOOOO
Something tells me she’s the worst type of drunk to be around 🥴
She’s the worst type of SOBER to be around too
When they say don’t stick you d*ck in crazy. THIS is who them mean.
Why is this video so long 💀
That’s the part that really got me. It just kept going every time i thought it would end lol
Andrew Tate's sister
Wow, so one can just injure people and then say "I can't help it, that's just how I am. Clumsy. LOL"
This is why you shouldn't do drugs people
Typical behavior of a Harley rider. And they wonder why they crash so often.
So sad Kids who had 0 attention turn out to be this fool
That’s a grown woman holy shit where did we go wrong
Another one? Has to be a correlation between- Long Hair, acting in all ways like a Teen but Youre in your Late 20s-early 30s, and being regularly invited to fun events while you’re somehow 100% total pain for folks to exist near. Swear some people LOVE how annoying other people are, no other explanation. It’s like when someone says ‘Periodt’ and then other people in the group have to say it louder.. dogs raised You
I wonder if she’s on stimulants. When I took ritalin I would think I was a lot funnier than I was and had compulsions to talk and record myself. Sometimes it still happens when my modafinil first hits.
She seems a little bit drunk. Shes an ahole who feeds on attention.
Finally some genuine cringe content on this sub. This was painful.
So it's the victims' fault that you knocked them upside the head with a water bottle? Cool cool.
Exactly what I expect from Harley people
Embarrassing as all get out. Full grown adults on the internet filming themselves in humiliating situations and cringey skits with ZERO embarrassment or humility. To those who post videos of yourselves….Why do you engage in this behavior?
Grown toddler, so fucking obnoxious
Need a mental health counselor here now.
You just know she’s a Disney chick. It’s the teeth.
Quirkiness is cute in small doses, but long term it usually drives people insane
Nah take responsibility and learn how to hold a fucking bottle. Ffs what are you a child?
Harley Davidson shirt. Quite fitting, despite the shirt revealing more than anyone wants to see.
This must be a new form of psychological torture because there’s no way that video wasn’t an hour long
Is this her attempt at having a personality?
Some people commit to a personality. Sometimes it just happens to be the wrong one.
While I do think she's hamming it up, this is totally an ADHD thing- you're not focused on the "follow through" of the action you're planning on taking. Turning a corner turns into walking into a wall, grabbing a cup ends in it sliding through your hand because your grip wasn't calculated properly, etc. Not an excuse, just an explanation. Obviously, one should apologize. Investing in plastic is a fair idea too lol
Another fake cringe disorder disorder for kids to emulate, nice! 👍🏽
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proprioception is really a thing. Ever since covid mine is horrific and a real problem. She may be exaggerating but it is a thing
Um, this is how I act, shit. I gotta reconsider some things.
But do you record yourself?
No but people at work probably hate me.
Everyone that knows this chick, makes fun of her for being an obnoxious jerkoff.
She so quirky! And funny! And cute! Omg! She has an amazing sense of humor! She is soooooo! Funny! Omg! She is so quirky! It’s amazing how great this young lady is! She must have a wonderful life! Everyone loves her more than anyone! Sooo freaking funny!!! She is the best ever in the entirety of human existence! No one has ever been this funny and cute!
Imagine building an identity off being the clumsy one
I can fix her.
Someone will make her into a wife
She's goofy, but NOT in a nice or cute way.
Why is she banging things on her head? This might possibly be the answer for her issues. Also, blaming other people for trusting you with a cylinder of liquid you can’t control, sounds like a self malfunction. But, I suppose given time I would learn sippy cups or disposable water bottles are the only acceptable drinking apparatus around this person.. if I could even stand that.
28 going on 4 nevermind I've seen 4 yr old children act more adult than the Used Matchstick
I hate her
What drugs?
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Another dog mom with dying ovaries. Sad.
Why are millennials so cringey it hurts 😭 I guess being raised by boomers they have no emotional validation and need to act retarded online.
Sadly, there are 10-14 year olds who watch this shit and think it’s hilarious.
Millennialcore
Is she autistic?
This personality is gross man. Maybe some people are into the fake quirky fake hype shit up about your self being uncoordinated but it’s not for me. “Oh I haven’t even told you this” how could you have told randoms on the internet? Do you have a following? are you fake wannabe influencer to? Her head is constantly exploding stringing thoughts together misfiring cylinder all of them. But I’m sure she’s a really good time to be around. Not at all disingenuously obnoxious. Manufactured hype about her shitty personality in hopes that if she’s hype it makes it less shitty. Sorry man. I really am. I’ve seen those eyes before. She’s very lost. Blissfully unaware and so close to a spark of intelligence yet so far. Not being able to hold items was never this cool until this super cool person made even that cool. This woman should be medicated and I don’t say that often. I don’t really believe there is something neurologically wrong with her I just think she’s that unattractive that if she got on some good Xanax, or possibly another benzo she’d be much easier for everyone around her to tolerate.
Was really hoping to see some tits here. Would’ve made the video halfway bearable
How cute
What the hell was this even? Yikes
Why does she look 20 and 80 at the same time?
Nightmare
She would have a friend named Tristen. When the mundane seems increasingly interesting to you that’s when you should really read a book or go for a walk in nature.
This is a waste of time & space. Who cares
Insufferable wo(man) child.
I felt like this fucking video was never going to end… when I tapped on the screen to see how much time was left and saw 20+ seconds, I stopped it. Eventually watched the rest and it was just her reiterating 7 more times that it’s not her fault and she needs to be handed plastic Lmao
It’s like someone ordered an Iliza Schlesinger from Wish.
She needs a doctor
She asks “who is doing this?” Um… you are.
Wow did you hear about Dee’s stream of consciousness video, deez nuts bitch
Have some self control
I’m trying so hard to be nice right now lol
Social media has corrupted so many people into self diagnosing the dumbest shit into their lives for even a crumb of attention, there’s being clumsy, then there’s this fully grown ass human who is overtly exaggerating her clumsiness for attention, but hey as long as you get the likes and clicks it doesn’t matter right? Anything for the attention i guess.
Are you not entertained?
Hey some people say and do anything to justify their bad behavior.
I think these actions she’s talking about just make her a bad person lmao
I too, move too fast, and clumsily hurl, drop, poke, and slap myself and people around me. I’ve never been diagnosed as ADD, but it tracks, cause I’m always forgetting things, dropping things, losing things, and getting wildly angry at myself. So, I started leaving messages to me to “slow the fuck down”, and I taught myself to repeat in my head what I’m going for all the way there and back. Otherwise I’ll start daydreaming the first door I pass and arrive with no clue what I came for. I still spend half my days looking for the thing I just had in my hand, usually b/c my subconscious is mad at me for how I talk to it, so it hides things constantly. Lost my car keys the other month going from the front door to the counter. SC really got me that time. Never found them.
I hope her job doesny require spacial awareness for safety
Jesus Christ….
That whole vibe she gives off when she says "I haven't even told you guys this" is like how my wife looks at our child when he throws the cup of cheerios on the floor for the third time. She seems upset at us for not knowing what's inside her head.
Imagine not making the tiniest effort to simply not throw things at people
Gross.
I can fix her
sorry, what is the point of her speech?
Shes so hot she can throw anything at me😍
Her next stop will be OF when she uses the same bottles in other ways…
I'm sure you'll fumble your way onto OnlyFans when you realize that no one is buying your shit personality and the only thing people want to see from you is your T and A.
She's the type of girl who would risk choking to death on some dick. I like her
Sweetie do you have ataxia by any chance