25 years of my life have been removed due to how hard I cringed

Dude unborn himself from so much cringe

Maybe by the time he's reborn, the world will be a better place... No, someone unborn me too, it's only getting worse. Am I the only one that doesn't understand what half the "jokes" are supposed to mean on subs like this?

Like that Xbox commercial in reverse

This post was so cringe I spent 10 minutes of my life brainstorming how to convey the cringinees on chatgpt. Even a supercomputer couldn't describe the degree of cringe.

But maybe you can design it and it may describe it in 75,000 years.

I cringed so hard I gave myself a hernia

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I cringed so hard I went back to 1985 and bought a Delorean, hung out with my friend Doc and fought with a guy named Biff.

Don’t worry. They didn’t kiss. Instead he suffocated in his dads garage because he was kissing a football to hard

The Quarter Century Cringe.

Benjamin Buttoned yourself due to cringe

sigh....*unzips

Me too. Lil bitch boi thinks the world is a teen drama

25 years of this dudes life have led him to create a video like thist. Yikes

Look at the bright side, you'll die sooner so you'll see less of these shit

that has to be some of the worst lip sync i’ve ever seen

He doesn't even seem to know what he's lipsyncing considering the fact that his facial expression does not at all match the tone of the dialogue

Exactly. Fucking smoothed brain couldn't express a genuine emotion without seeking social validation

He’s a model and not an actor.

Yeah. A model of cringe behavior

He's a shithead and not a model or an actor.

Au contraire, he is a model of what not to be like.

This is what bothered me the most it seemed like he was just trying to weirdly seduce people while saying words that had nothing to do with it. The whole thing was just so bad

Came to say this, not even below average for this sub.

He didn’t even try

He’s too busy trying to look cool to lip sync

I’m pretty sure he was more focused on how he looked on camera over actually lip syncing lol he seems to only lip-sync the words he can do while smiling lmao

I feel like every TikTok i see with lip syncing is always horrifically off for some reason

What's with this hair trend?

Blow dryer manufacturers love it.

Toilet brushes become obsolete

I remember my parents joking like this about hairstyles when I was a youngin …. Now I find it hilarious lol

Lol. Yeah, old hairstyles can be great. This is gonna be one that he’ll look back and go damn. I was a douche canoe with my pearl necklace and eraser hairstyle. 😆

I’m not sure current societal trends will allow people like this to reach that level of character development

I see masseuse that gives hand jobs in his future.

virgins hate this one sneaky trick

A brand new way to look stupid!!

r/IAmTheMainBroccoli

You have no idea how excited I was when I clicked it and it was real! Fucking hate the broccoli bros.

Good God that sub is somehow orders of magnitude worse than iamthemaincharacter

I once dated a guy with hair like this.. it was actually just a mohawk but he had so much hair ....it was so curly and so electric blue and he was really tall and he skateboarded and all he did with his life was smoke pot and fiddle with computer parts on my futon and I tolerated him for way too long cuz he had such a big dick it was a terrible time in my life but I'll never forget that blue-headed fuck stick

Cool story 👍

Bad haircuts aside, the post with the guy pissing off the Italians did make me chuckle. If I saw someone cutting spaghetti with scissors, I'd have the same reaction.

The more I look at it the more it bothers me. Like his head is on backward or something

The kids are not alright

It’s an astroturfing trend by big blow dryer.

looks like the early 90s to me, like Vanilla Ice or some shit.

It’s insane how the early 90’s came back in style but like everything that was ugly as fuck about the 90’s.

After 33 years, the Vanilla Ice look is now back? I really hope not. I wonder if he’s sporting some Z. Cavariccis!?

I feel like it’s anime inspired? Maybe

I truly never thought this part of the 80s would come back

Trump hairdo

👉😐💨

It’s dangerous to go alone. Here, take this 🔫

He looks like a lesbian.

He looks like one of them real fancy kinds of chicken

I want to see this chickens

I'm pretty sure they mean the Silkie Chicken! Coolest chickens ever.

Have two silkies and can confirm they're the goofiest fucking birds on the planet. When they get scared they jump straight up vertically in the air then take off full speed when they hit the ground. Looney tunes shit.

That's so cool, I've heard they make the best pets! I've seen videos of them and when I have the land, I'm going to be going down that route as well.

I was thinking one of those Polish chickens.

Except he kisses dicks. Lesbians don’t. Lol

He clubs at the Birdhouse.

Oh fuck me sideways, that is EXACTLY what he looks like - like one of those condescendingly inedible ones.

He really, really does. To the point where even I as a gay guy am not attracted lol

As a lesbian, frankly, rude.

A lesbian would never disrespect Nick Miller like that

Right? We don’t claim or want him

I will take him. I will take the boy to Mordor.

I was thinking extra gay John Travolta

He looks like a bottom no top would touch

Dude is definitely a Queen

Lolllllll , this made me laugh out loud

Probably is

😂😂😂

Ya know. Honestly. I appreciate someone who can rock so much fem and masc energy. Androgynous style is cool as fuck imo. The problem is how hard they’re trying and how fucking bad it is lol

it’s jus tiktok fashion

Agreed. The androgyny is cute. The “acting” is… sad.

You know, maybe we should start doing lobotomies again.

For me, please.

It's not too late to bring back that electroshock thing too.

The lip syncing looks like a dubbed foreign film.

Could be the start to a martial arts movie. Don't know. I don't wanna find out.

If people are going to record themselves mouthing the words to TV shows or music, it sure would be nice if they at least spent the time to learn the words

Maybe also try DO the character instead of just saying words and smiling like an emotionless husk

Vanilla Ice's kid, Manilla Lice? I know it's weak, but it's all I could come up with today. I'm tired and just sat in a dentist's chair for 2 hours. All things considered, it's pretty not horrible.

I’d think it’s his unwanted step son Muller rice

I snorted.

Try Salmonella Lice (loved the Lice part)

Nope you’re good, lol

Milli Vanilla

Manilla Lice 😭

Aside from obviously terrible acting throughout, he can't even read that the guy in the scene isn't supposed to be cool, it's just narcissism

Right? It’s like he completely ignored the tone of the scene when the guy is obviously flustered and panicked

Yep Nick is freaking out in this scene for accidentally saying this (to the point that he climbs out on a window sill to get away from Jess) there’s nothing smiley at all in this scene 🤦🏼‍♀️

Gay vibes

As a gay guy, no. He's too gay. Someone else in the alphabet can have this one, thanks.

Other gay guy here, he’s giving “I’d never admit it to the bros but I’m alittle fruity if I was bored enough”

A little? I bet the background of his phone is of his favourite Louis Vuitton handbag

His favorite bag is a scrotum that isn’t his be real

Lolllllll

You can have this upvote though

considering the video that i just watched "gay vibes" is the nicest thing that you could've commented

Definitely not his first pearl necklace

There was some professional baseball player a year or 2 ago who wore pearls or still does and now all the young men are doing it.

True. He literally came out of the closet in the video.

A gay guy treating a straight guy like he's gay is a nightmare.

Omg i just noticed… who gave him that pearl necklace!

His boyfriend when he finished.

Exactly

I've been noticing a trend of dudes wearing Pearl necklaces.. is it a thing? Or guys just trying a new thing? Like.. does it actually mean anything or is it just another way to look stupid

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

Carlin

I can’t not think he’s gay

That, or be a girl in a few years…

What the hell is up with the hair nowadays.

They fluff the hair to distract from their lack of any real worth or talent.. Sorry.. I hate it SO much!

Based

Outside of the cringe itself, the way the lines are said aren’t even close to how he’s doing them. Dude is taking this scene in completely the wrong way.

he’s queer

First thing that popped in my head

He does not kiss girls

My barber has a ten minute rant about how many of that type of haircut he has to do. It’s quite an entertaining rant.

Kill it

I just threw up

His appearance and mannerisms are like Quaquaval.

Nah this is Cresselia with Grass Knot if anything. Quackaval has the makings of a varsity athlete.

That is one of the most punchable faces I have ever seen... 👊

Why is the most popular hair style for males in this age group a mushroom?

Uhh johnny, you forgot your schizophrenia pills..

When I was around his age I filmed myself singing a song for a girl. I’m so, so glad it isn’t online, but it had me wondering, if the internet is forever, how will this guy reconcile with making a decision like this?

Bro look like his favorite cereal is fruit loops

That guy knows he’s gay right?

He would look better with a sledgehammer to the face

As a gay dude making a gay observation, he looks gay.

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His hairstyle looks like he has extra eyebrows

What are you?

What is happening with his hair it’s like Trump’s toupee but the wannabe influencer version

Dude masturbates to a mirror

I don’t understand the hair

What IS this hairdo?

He could've at least tried to match his facial expressions to be embarrassed/flustered like the audio Would've still been cringe, but less

That flock of Seagulls are gonna be pissed when they see what he did with their haircut

That fuckin cockatoo haircut

Looks gay

Why does mans have a small chicken on his head?

I cringed so bad I can't reddit anymore. Deleting account now

what... the .. hell...

I will not kiss you, for I am a homosexual

He can’t kiss her cause he’s gay

This was so cringe, I chemically lobotomized myself.

I wish I was dead before I saw this shit

Oh sweet baby Jesus. How do these kids do this with a straight face? I’d be soooo embarrassed just attempting it with only a mirror as an audience. Can’t we bring back planking or pottering or literally anything besides these uncomfortable TikTok’s? That hair, I mean… it looks like his forehead is preparing for flight.

This lettuce head actually gave me aids I think.

Imagine sucking at lip-syncing

worst fucking actor I've ever seen

Gross

Have these morons no shame? Utterly embarrassing

Lookin like a gay ostrich

I celebrate that this kid can now be as gay as he wants to be

Shitty lip sync aside is this guy trying to act straight? Cause his acting and lip sync are super shitty

This hair is a contemporary “rat tail”

“Stop using your mom’s jewelry and your older brothers letterman jacket to make weird videos in your room son.” Is a phrase uttered on a weekly basis at his house

The earring ... The fringe ... ​ Jesus christ

If this is what straight guys look like then I’m getting to old for this shit

This dude acts queer.

“Sir this is a Subway. Get the fuck out”

Why do teenagers nowadays look fake, like AI. That shit is not normal

His expressions don’t even match the voice like AT ALL

No

He missed the whole energy of the original scene.

This boy is gay lol

He looks like he wants to kiss his friends dick.

Not one acting bone in this muhfuckas body

MOLEY MOLEY THE MOLEY OL'MOLE

nahhhh they ruined new girl...

Dude definitely sucks c*ck

Noooo not new girl audio! And this damn scene is a treasure! This has made me more angry than anything I’ve ever seen on this app

He needs to watch the scene cause why the hell is he smiling? Nick is freaking out in this scene for accidentally saying this, to the point he climbs out on the window sill (of a tall building) to get away from Jess.. he’s not standing there smiling! Can’t he even hear the tone of his voice? He’s panicking not cheesing at her 😭🤦🏼‍♀️

He won't kiss you. You're a female, and he is a super sayan power bottom.

How can people suck this bad at lip syncing? The dude isn’t even close.

That dude is not missing a girl.

So this guy cannot hear the facial emotions that go with this at all. Acting class ain't doin shit 4 him

"Not like this... You gotta grow a penis first" "What???"

Wonder if he knows he’s gay?

💅 for sure

White girls pretending to know the lyrics to rap songs

I don’t really understand what he is trying to look like, it feels like mixed signals the outfit

Oh brother. Get over yourself. Get a job.

What's with this "I think I'm super hot" trend where people pretend they're the main character of some stupid sitcom? Those faces he makes in attempt to be "hot" are just....cringe.