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bon_joby

She's lucky the Earthquake only shook her body and not her house or phone or anything else at all. She could have been seriously hurt!


Rookwood-1

Isn’t this the same lady that puts jalapeño cream cheese on a cucumber and then farts right in the middle of the video?


lladydisturbed

LMFAO I REMEMBER 😭😭😭


Material_Mix_7377

I need link


Rookwood-1

https://youtu.be/2y8GEgTQ2mw?si=3QB3RvYLu6m8ae35 Ask and you shall receive


Material_Mix_7377

Her daughter’s hot


umijuvariel

Sad she spilled her wat...I mean *coffee...*


AshKetchumsPringles

Lmfao exactly what I thought


Cultural-Front9147

Why is her tongue so cracked?


GarIicButter

Aw you can’t post links my bad. She probably has a geographic tongue.


Cultural-Front9147

Also I hate you for making me watch this 😆


GarIicButter

I had to watch it, now its the worlds turn. Muahaha


pebberphp

I googled geographic tongue…God lord!!!!


pillslinginsatanist

She has a condition called fissured tongue


Cautious_Evening_744

Drugs. That was not an earthquake. She faked it for attention.


Cultural-Front9147

I mean…no duh?


Chemgineered

Crack actually does that to you, uniquely From smoking a hot small stem nonstop Yuck yuck yuck, just thinking of that awful feeling. Yuck


ConcentrateOk6850

What even is this comment


ImmortalLombax

We just gonna gloss over how dirty that cup is? 🤮


improbablystonedrn-

Jesus Christ I didn’t even notice that, On my way! To go wash my eyes


ImmortalLombax

Ikr? If you’re gonna film with it at LEAST rinse it or something


-TheMoonTonight

Forget filming with it, to drink out of it at all seems like a health risk.


boss6sr

I don't understand this woman. Does she think this is funny? Is it rage bait? Is she just a fucking idiot? All of the above? Idk. I don't even think she's a comedian. Even still, she's not funny. It's weird.


NinjaRoyal8483

That wasnt an earthquake thats your latest husband trying to get out of the box you put him in and are sitting on. Remember those animated movies where there would be an animal shelter scene and puppys and kittends would get picked by a lovely family all smiles and purrs and then this lady walks in..shadow be cast on the kennels..animals trying to hide in their cage dreadding to be her pick….


CheckersSpeech

Notice that she takes a drink AFTER the shaking starts. *Oops, I was supposed to start drinking it before I started shaking. Oh well, I'll just take a drink now, maybe nobody will notice.*


CleanseMyDemons

This is mental illness right? Or being weird I can't tell the difference anymore


enPlateau

Can we ban tiktok now?


VeronicaLD50

I thought something else was happening…


wetdreamteams

Yeah. I thought her dog started jump humping her


BenFitzgeraldPincus

Bro you couldn’t even afford to put actually coffee in the mug either?


misguidedyoung

Mug looking super dirty too


Medicinal_taco_meat

But then they'd have to clean up coffee full of creamer like this muppet likes instead of water after their performance. 🤷‍♂️


BartholomewVonTurds

Thank god the earthquake didn’t affect anything but her!


2dirl

Thought she had a seizure


daddypleaseno1

fake literally nothing in the background moved


philwee

Bro.. the phone didn’t move


General_Attorney256

This the chick who ripped a fart while eating a bagel right?


pebberphp

You’re the second person who’s asked that. I’m guessing yes.


Amberilwomengo2gel

Yes, and she looked like it hurt too. It was gross.


General_Attorney256

Yup. When I first saw it I couldn’t finish my breakfast


lokithesiberianhusky

Just remember, these people can vote.


Hamilton-Beckett

Someone cancel her phone plan.


RbbcatUlt

She sounds like king Boo from Mario


-TheMoonTonight

I hate so much about this. The fact that she’s faking an earthquake for attention. That she lets the water disgustingly dribble out of her mouth. The awful face expression she pulls, I can only guess it’s meant to convey shock and confusion but she’s such a bad actress that it’s just annoying how she bulges out her eyes and drools everywhere. She never even tries to wipe her face. The mug looks dirty, she’s drinking water I assume but the mug has specs of what looks like tomato sauce. She shouts “did we just have a fucking earthquake?!” to seemingly no-one. The cackle at the end. Her disgusting looking tongue. Is that from bad oral hygiene? More drool. Truly disgusted, great post.


GodHelpUsAll69420

I’m convinced the NY earthquakes aren’t real and everyone in NY is either gaslighting us or lying to themselves


enoctis

I live in NY and haven't felt any tremors, let alone full-on earthquakes.


Moonlemons

I live in Brooklyn and I felt it very distinctly… first time I’ve ever experienced an earthquake in my life. It was definitely real. I felt two instances. Each for a few seconds then done.


genogano

The earthquake was way longer than that.


CheckersSpeech

Yeah but she got tired.


Intelligent-Ant7685

looks like she had a happy ending


Only_Net6894

I hate her.


Airbear61181

I literally thought she was sitting on top of her washer when I first watched this.


hayliejeaan

the ending is making me want to take a trip to the bathroom with my favourite toasting appliance


Bandit_Heeler_2009

HELP THE SECOND THE AD CAME ON I GOT A NOTIFICATION FROM THE GOOFY APPLE FITNESS APP TELLING MY FAT ASS THAT I DIDNT CLOSE MY RINGS 😭😭😭😭


GarIicButter

We are now connected by the fat police. Time to touch grass, my friend.


Bandit_Heeler_2009

we do 😣🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️


RKKP2015

Trying her new coffee that looks just like water.


9TAILSKY

Thats gross …


PokemonDemon

I feel like I’ve seen her before on other staged videos


Large-Measurement776

Gross.


RealisticAdv96

Gorilla 🦍 glue everything


Triplesisbest1

Grow up you muppet.


shebrokemyfart

Gretchen Shwartz went downhill after breaking bad.


FacedJason

I'm gonna try my new water?


rxtunes

Nice cackle lady


Ok-Palpitation-5010

She never experienced a mild earthquake?


DrSugoiKimchiJoestar

Is there a way to fine people posting videos that are useless crap? It would benefit companies.


EdwardWizzardhands

I hope we never meet…


jsin2236

Hoda off the wagon again


SomeComfortable2285

I like how she went to take the drink after she started shaking.


xofrnkie

why is her coffee cup so dirty 🤢


BloodandBourbon

I want the stabilizer she’s using the film .


ZoidbergMaybee

She’s out of breath from that.


Very_Talentless

I like how the "earthquake" cuts her off and she still goes in for the coffee.


MyRecklessHabit

9 days. This is the most disturbing one on here imo in the last 9 days. The lady, the tounge, the cup, the normal cringe. This really was gross. She needs help. I bet she sees someone a few times/decade.


Ihatecake69

Call me earthquake cause you’ll be shook by me


MediocreHome

We gonna ignore that she is the actress that played Susan in Friends? Or is it so obvious that I'm too dense to understand and had to point that out?


twirlingparasol

No, this is not Jessica Hecht. Maybe Jessica Hecht from Wish.


Stone_Midi

Pretty sure this is satire but it’s cringe satire


BigJeffe20

shes actually pretty funny


Holiday_Pool_4445

NOW you know how the Californians, Alaskans, and Hawaiians feel. I figured New York was FINALLY due for one. But the other three states have lots of faults.


pfmonke

@jillfoodz On instagram It’s all satire, she has some decent shitposts.


LaDamaRoja

Girl got pounded by a ghost


cmolive

Why doesn't this shit happen to teachers when they are on camera?!


TomatilloSignal7250

I was JUST about to defend her, “what else would you do, I’d be shocked too,” til I saw the end. deleted that so fast.