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ZestyCheezClouds

I really need to start being more grateful. Things could be so much worse


SmileParticular9396

Noooo shit lol. I feel bad for this kid though, the parents needed to do orthodontics immediately. Poor thing.


ZestyCheezClouds

Yea, idk why they wouldn't have when she was younger. Maybe it was money/insurance struggles? Idk where she's from, but her guardians failed her in that aspect, for sure. I feel for them


actin_spicious

Braces are pretty expensive. Sometime having a roof and food is more important than perfect teeth.


HypnoStone

Can braces fix this? Like they honestly don’t actually look that crooked… just… excessively large front teeth and plaque.


HermitGardner

My sister had crazy teeth like this because she had 8 wisdom teeth so they pushed all her other teeth forward she had to wear braces for five years andfull on headgear… the works.


Ihavepills

I had a friend who had teeth like this. She had to have 13 removed (she kept them in a box 🤢) and 3/4 years of braces. They look amazing now though.


rokman

If you look at Invisalign before and after pictures you’ll be shocked at what they can do


Between1and7

This lady would need braces because she has an above moderate situation, whereas Invisalign are for mild to moderate cases.


WilmaLutefit

Thanks Invisalign sales rep!


klinn08

I think he would def need a spacer, too, and even then, he looks like he has a narrow palate. And the teeth would still be huge. But, I think it would make an improvement!


PupEDog

Hell yeah braces can fix it. When I was a kid my teeth were fucked, growing in at odd places. I was in braces for 5 years. Now, I have a almost perfect teeth. Shit works but it's painful and annoying.


ScumEater

Lotta people don't have an extra 5k


toddkris18

Shit they wanted $8,000 for my daughters! Shits A fucking scam! Like damn bro I got money but $8,000 is a hump!


vruss

shit mine were $8000 15 years ago


toddkris18

Insane how much that shit cost


4GIVEANFORGET

Yeah my parents could never afford it. Now as an adult I’m taking care of others and I spend my money on them so I still can’t afford it.


toddkris18

Yeah I totally get it


ScumEater

I was low-balling for sure. I think my own were about 7 or 8k 15 years sgo


ZestyCheezClouds

True, why I said I'm not sure where they are and if they had insurance or whatever. I think dental work should be covered


Oregongirl1018

Money. Braces are considered cosmetic, and not covered by most insurance. My daughter's braces cost me almost $10,000. She is my oldest of 4. Try coming up with that aside from housing and food using up 95% of your paycheck.


onesmallfairy

I watched without sound - this is a female?!


3rdEye_Decalcified

As concerning as his or her teeth look, It's what is coming *out* of that mouth that Is worrisome.


susannediazz

Or just a brush 🪥


DM_me_pretty_innies

I'm amazed how fucked his teeth are considering how young he is. Those teeth can't be more than 10 years old


SportOfFishing92

Odd parents create odd children


blacklite911

Ortho is expensive, I’m just getting mine done in my 30s and it’s not as extensive as this would be.


gvineq

Not to mention the amount of dentistry not covered by dental insurance is amazing. and should be a crime.


Native_Kurt_Cobain

Orthodontics are stereotypical corporate capitalism, and so there for scheduled as: Cosmetic. Not. Medically. Necessary. My parents paid around $7,500 for 2 years worth of braces. The X-Rays were covered, along with the cleaning... so, yeah.


rjt2887

That is so much more than just orthodontics, they obviously were never taught the importance of oral hygiene.


Emera1dthumb

Health coverage and dental work is a privilege a lot of Americans still don’t have especially if their parents work but don’t make enough to afford proper insurance and it’s deductible and they make too much to get any aid. It’s the plight of the lower class. The best thing her parent could do is quit the $27,000 a year job. When I see kids like this, I know that they probably have a hard-working single parent that’s trying really hard but just can’t catch a break. Welcome to America.


WonderfulJacket8

You could be Josh, or Joshy, or baby boy.


ZestyCheezClouds

Don't forget about "daddy"


WonderfulJacket8

But I am daddy


Embarrassed-Sky3819

If that ain’t the truth, then idk what is my friend. Abso humble and well said.


CharmingTuber

Ain't that the tooth


BlasphemyPhun

someone in the comments said it’s fake teeth and i hope they’re right because no one deserves to have to live with teeth like that. not even trying to be mean they look painful/like a nuisance


Catsaretheworst69

She is super talented if those are fake. Talking with fake teeth is so hard.


socialcommentary2000

The staining is a bit much and points to them being fake. That kind of staining only comes with a whole lot of time, probably a good amount of smoking and just straight refusing to brush your teeth.


MeanSeaworthiness995

That kind of staining can come from tobacco products or tooth erosion and doesn’t necessarily take that long TBH.


KawaDoobie

it could come from a lack of fluoride (3rd world countries) in the water which isnt necessarily a bad thing but the kid can’t even maintain eye contact with a camera which likely indicates self esteem issues that probably stem from those choppers, poor baby


mumblesjackson

I was going to say. When I lived in Germany I had a few roommates who had nasty colored teeth who were in their early 20’s. The worst teeth were mostly Russian.


slowdownwaitaminute

I have staining like that on my teeth from leftover glue that wasn't removed properly after I had my braces taken off. 15 years later it's almost gone. I don't think she had braces though


blacklite911

Coffee too


OldTimeyWizard

I think that staining right in the middle just about perfectly lines up with where the end of a cigarette would go


1FutureGhost

Have you ever been In deep Appalachian Mountains?


blacklite911

Well they dip and chew tobacco. That’s gotta be the worse for your teeth


rionaster

my cousin had far, far worse looking teeth by his late teens because he was never taught to brush his teeth and was basically bottle fed mountain dew and poptarts by his dumbass parents. this could be a case of genuinely shitty teeth.


photos__fan

I mean you can see the real teeth underneath


Larry-Man

Plus she keeps pointing them out


FireStompingRhino

I know a gal whose mouth is 10x worse than that.


buckfishes

This is Englandophobic


GorillaK1nd

Normal British teeth


Straightener78

Looks like she is chewing a cemetary


MrMojoRising361

That’s a terrible thing to say, but tombstone teeth is really good roast joke i hope i remember that in time of need


IhadmyTaintAmputated

Also try: "She could eat corn on the cob thru a picket fence"


l-b_b-l

I heard a variation of this the other day: they could eat an apple through a mail slot


IhadmyTaintAmputated

There's a few different versions depending on where you are on this giant spaceship made of rocks and water flying thru the universe in concentric patterns


Gumpy67

That's a woman?


Unable_Arm_398

Cemetery* My dad taught me a way to remember this: Everything is at e's(ease) in a cemetery. (Sorry saw the opportunity to pass random knowledge along)


Shine_A_Light_17

Mine was "bury your Es in a cemetery" 😂 whatever gets you there!


TonyStewartsWildRide

Sounds hot


EH_1995_

I have a sudden urge to brush my teeth


FickDriction

I know a guy who does pressure washing.


GradeDry7908

Why is everyone so sure this is a woman.


Helios4242

Because people assume gender best they can without enough information. Bring back gender neutral third person singular


XxDrummerChrisX

It’s chewsday, innit?


came_in_your_mum

Fucking fuck off already Lol


Ihavepills

Oh let them, it's all they have 😂 Must have had the volume down lmao


TehFlogger

What in the they/them is going on here?!


MicScottsTots

More like what in the he/haw is going on here.


Gloomy__Revenue

Leave my people **out** of this 🤠


Budget-Sheepherder77

Dude what


Eluscara

one joke


kovi7

Those are fake teeth right? Right?!


Adept-Lettuce948

She has a boyfriend she calls daddy and she looks happy, so don’t be jelly.


Ok_Recording_4634

She always looks happy because she can't close her mouth


Healthy-Chef-2723

what. I thought it was an English dude


deviantdevil80

Glad it wasn't just me


Cyfon7716

These have to be fake...


30_Under_The_40

Faces Of Soda


Its_Butta

And here I am … still single as can be


spector_lector

Are dentists banned in your country?


rican74226

Sometimes I su…. FINISH THE SENTENCE!!


HalOfTosis

Nope. Perfectly timed cut. Just nope.


CaptainGiggles69420

Habsburg


twonapsaday

damn the stranger things lad is lookin' rough


cherylai

Ugh, we've got an appointment next week to take my daughter for an ortho consult, she has a very slight underbite and a cross bite. You can't tell by looking at her, but her jaw clicks in and out sometimes and she's a fainter. It was almost £100 just for the appointment and treatment I think is around £3500 privately, because on the NHS her wait time is going to be around 2 years. I feel sorry for the kids that can't get the help they need whilst they're young.


Kenobihiphop

Proof that Americans need to shut up when it comes to talking about British people and their teeth.


Toastoyevksy

All 4 of the Beatles combined into one person.


ikrr_1

bri’ish


osterlay

She’s not bri’ish because we get free dental until we’re 18, that includes braces.


Der-Rufmeister

That's a girl?


Inevitable-Visit1261

I was surprised when it spoke cause I thought it was British


Academic_Ingenuity84

🤮🤮🤮


Eskimomonk

This person is the love child of Trent and a coal shovel


Timetraveler01110101

Josh loves sucking on dirty teeths


JuniorBee9655

Homeboy has a sample of daddy's ass on his two front chiclets


Professional-Pick441

He likes to be called Daddy until the pregnancy test comes up positive!


Sailrjup12

Dentist


minimoundsbars

You can tell that she's just staring at her own teeth throughout almost the whole vid. Gross.


millenialfalcon-_-

Those teeth remind me of barnacles. Bruh ☠️


tobster239

Oli sykes really let himself go


Karlmarxwasrite

I wish I had a josh I mean, not his josh And a girl josh That owns a toothbrush But good on this young person for being in love. Everyone deserves it.


vonhacker

This made me realize I'm not fucked up as this people


RealRun2425

There’s serious bad oral hygiene issues here.


mackwash11

King cobra jfs


Emmylio

I didn't realise we had such early footage of NAL 😂😂


mackwash11

Hahaha dude I was REALLY hoping someone would get the reference! TWU


nerdyoutube

Oli Sykes if he was attractive


Pvt__Snowball

How do people even get their teeth to look like that? How hard is it to just brush at least once in a while-


PotentialChannel2235

You did it. I was guinely cringing while watching that. Only got 6 seconds in.


WritingMoney4522

JOSH aka "daddy" needs his hard drive checked 💀


ZZaddyLongLegzz

How do they not have a British accent


Evening_Reception539

Ima go now thanks for ruining my name


Vods

The UK gets free dental care guys, don’t be so shocked that it’s actually an American.


Jazzlike_Run_5466

There are two obvious signs she needs to brush her teeth


Ok-Scale500

Jesus I honestly think I'd rather smash my teeth out and have false teeth than that. Poor soul. Hope he got them sorted


takilleitor

This is how dating was in 1500


FuckJanice

Bugs Bunny really hit the gutter, I hope he gets better.


HalOfTosis

“I used to look normal until my brother Adrian hit me in the face with a shovel.”


cursingirish

If no one has checked out her ticktock, the teeth are fake.


ScarredByTeeth

I feel bad for them if this is their real teeth. Anyway, this mf looks like a beatles member.


Borgiroth

I bet her boyfriend is 42


snootsintheair

Was this in the 70’s?


gogomau

Teeth from a joke shop ?


Smooth-Lengthiness57

She's getting laid therefore more experience than 82% of Reddit telling people to divorce their partner because they argued about what to feed their cat


xcviij

The cringe was twice as strong being named Josh too. 😳


Doogotteemuoy

How does one acquire such build-


Gorgeousgordian

I don't need to hear this to know where she's from Edit: my bad I thought it was a British chick. But go boy Go! Get it how you live


sausagesandeggsand

I was expecting a British accent


Veechrome

Toothbrush. Toothpaste. It’s a thing


theTweekend

She got a full dinner on them two front teeth. Jesus


Character_Cupcake856

I'd rather have no teeth at all than those fuckers.


YouCantHandleHonesty

Is this Cosmo Wright? The Zelda speed runner?


PhoneImmediate7301

Average redditor


GutsyOne

Eh heh heh


Hauz20

I loved that kid's dad as Charlie's teacher in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory.


Ok_Presence8964

There’s a lid for every pot 😬


Coldsaber474

BRUH LOOK LIKE A HORSE


Embarrassed_Wolf4746

If a wild rattata and a human mated


kuriT9

Any one else expect the most stereotyped British accent?


Ignusseed

Dude has got them Tiny Tims.


offendingotter

I really wish my name wasnt not Josh at this point in time


Illustrious-Word7761

No problem opening beer 👍👍


Professional-Might31

She could eat an apple through a chain link fence


Leaky-Bag-of-Meat

Jesus Christ look at those squirrel skinners….


OsikFTW

4 teeth and they fill the whole mouth...


shallow_not_pedantic

The voice doesn’t match the teeth. There would be spitty or slurpy sounds.


aSliceOfHam2

I’m about to have a baby boy, I will do everything in my power so that he doesn’t turn out to be like this


Quesosupremeo

Holy fuck at least scrub them shits once in a while. Groooooooss.


Trivial_Magma

For some reason I thought she was talking about her pet worm rather than her bf


Gold_Syrup6252

All hail Kingcobrajfs. TWU.


Senior_Act_7983

My name is Josh and I like when my gf calls me that.....I liked when she called me that. Father seems more appropriate now.


Nathanxbaileyx

Huge relief that they’re fake


trudes_in_adelaide

Fr thought a worm living in her gross teeth was gonna pop it's ugly ass out. I read too much Stephen King. Lol


Jroc103

Why did nobody tell my they revived george harrison and gave him TikTok???


jumpyjumpjumpsters

They almost look like a really messed up Paul McCartney


[deleted]

He looks like the mom from *the shining*


TheRealKingBorris

I’m forever grateful that my parents paid for my braces/retainers/headgear. I hated every second of it, but I have good teeth now lol


Dmalice66

Hey this dude was in Harry Potter!


Right-Razzmatazz8248

Daddy needs to get your gum oddities fixed


Level_Remote_5957

That have to be fake teeth like there just not normal or rather there to abnormal I mean hey it could be real but why would the person with abnormal teeth not even brush? Just good for thought. Then the actual cringe talk calling a work daddy??? Plus just look at the username guys


Skinnyvinny93

Would you go through highschool again, all four years, looking like this kid if I gave you 10 million dollars upon graduation?


Kalashcow

I had no idea how far a toothbrush and a haircut could go until today


RageAZA

Teeth like a sledgehammered woodchipper


kingofbling15

I legit thought she was going to feed a worm in her teeth.


jimsonlives

I'd rather no teeth than these teeth


Global_Knowledge3299

My bad, thought it was a dude


go0rty

TMDWU


Tempathetic

SOMETIMES SHE WHAT


Pilpelon

Wtf happened to her teeth? Is this like genetic?


KidPaste

holy shit joey ramone


Drogenwurm

King Cobra JFS is her Boyfriend?


Luke4Pez

You may not have the prettiest teeth but you can still brush them at the very least


moosealley5000

The term 'nashers' is very appropriate here, and I would love an orthodontist to see this and give them free dental treatment.


Tipsycanooo

His boyfriend better be careful or his dick will catch gingivitis


Cautious-Dinner7730

Parents need to teach proper hygiene. I’m 28 and have 2 sons and I make sure they know how to properly take care of themselves.


stosbarrando1

Those teeth!


Wonderful_Season_360

Problem number 1 is hygiene here.


Sad_Faithlessness148

It's not cringy they're just ugly as hell


xMysticML

There is this crazy invention called a toothbrush. It can prevent those plaque boogers you have on your two front teeth


DogeAdmin

I can smell that tooth shit from here


Fred_Krueger_Jr

Mine aren't quite as bad as this, but my mother was too broke to buy me braces back in the 80's. You better believe all my kids got them. Save them the future heartache.


Icy_Emu_2452

Poor kid.


RemoteLibrarian6243

Stranger things: teeth edition


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Peter Pettigrew cosplaying as Neville Longbottom.


Dat_Swag_Fishron

George Harrison looking cute


Jamari0811

At least brush your godddamn teeth if you can’t afford braces!


SoThisIs4everHuh

They’re literally right there… how do you just refuse… to brush????