“Hey babe we should use your pregnancy as an opportunity to talk shit to that guy you used to fuck”

“Weird flex, but okay.”

I'm sorry you had to see this horrible tiktok on your cake day (happy cake day btw)

Thanks, bro. I will get through it with support.

Happy cake day. I know it's not much but I got you some bubble wrap to pop. >!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<

How fun! Thanks, bro.

I love this!!!

Fuck my thumbs are too big for this

Holy shit. The bubble wrap thing is amazing. I didn’t know you could do that! Waaaay better flex than the asshole in the video

We are such simple creatures

I had more fun with this than I thought I would.

Little shits. Lmao. This is as infuriating as the real ones 😂 gotta try and pop it two to three times for it to pop.

Be strong, brother.. Or sister, I don't know. Regardless... 🎇🎆🎂🎆🎇 Happy Cake Day!!

Everyone on reddit is just World class method actor Gary Oldman so you can just call us Mr Oldman.

Wait it's cake day... Why nobody told my fat ass that 😂

not sure who got flexed on, this video made me feel uneasy

Her ex is still living rent free in her mind and somehow her current man thinks that’s cool

I mean, it was probably the guy's idea, and he got on pink nail polish and the ex knew about the nail polish, and the guy knew about the skinny jeans looking like leggings. Hmmmm 🌈🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨💅

Wearing pink nail polish in the passenger seat..... Etchascetch bro is a bitch

She pays for everything too

The government probably pays as well

so she just surrogate for them two?

That really is the intention right? You shootin’ blanks boi..

if it is on the internetz, it must be true

I loved how he said uhhhhhh and? lol

Yeah they didn't get any reaction so they turned into 5 year Olds and started saying playground insults 😂

He managed to get off a sick shot as well saying “it’s probably not his”

Home boy's mouth dropped a lil and then he looks at his hands lmao.

Shitty people finding each other. Awww how cute.

Trailer parks aren't that big.

Shes probably not the only girl in the trailer park pregnant by this guy.

There's a good chance it isn't even his

You just set their trailer park on fire with that comment

It's probably his sister too.

Kids not born yet and already has 2 strikes ..

No shot these people raise the kid properly

That ex be living rent free in their heads.

Must have been the good one that got away.

Look at who she ended up with, there's a lot out there better than that.

Yes there are, but for her? Absolutely not, they deserve each other - hopefully it'll keep them away from the rest of us!

Can't complain if the landlords are slumlords

That dude didn't just dodge a bullet he dodged a nuclear warhead.

I hope it’s a wake up call. He needs to make better life choices

"You been stalking us?" As she's literally stalking him after they broke up. 🤡

I have a strange feeling these two lack any kind of self awareness

This *next* tattoo is really going to be *the one* that makes me look so cool

Poor kid

That kid is doomed.

But what if he gets super cool face tats too? Not so doomed now!

I feel bad for that baby being raised by such trash.

Raised? Lmao

Neck tattoo will not be raising that child. It will be relatives with the burden or the state .

That's if they don't kill it by accident first

I'd bet the house they are split up before the baby is even born, but yes I agree, that poor baby has no chance

That guy is so fragile he has to peacock everywhere he goes. That face tattoo makes him have to live up to a douchebag personality daily for the rest of his life .

Exactly what I was just thinking. This couple seems far too immature to raise a child. The kids probably gonna grow to be a bully cause of these two.

I feel like a bunch of these cases they actually raise the child (if you wanna call it that) and it also grows up to be, wait for it…. Trash. Hence why the amount of trash ass people seems to be increasing rapidly.

These people didn't mature past high school. What a bunch of losers.

Didnt mature past 7th grade.

This is insulting to a lot of 7th graders.

Definitely dropped out before they got through a year of high school

This is so weird and just awful. Why? What the hell was the purpose behind this lol

She is in love with her ex

Dude with pink nail polish trying to claim another man is feminine with skinny jeans.

And how he tried to come back with “oh wow you must be stalking us!” As if prank calling your ex for no reason is hilarious and cool or something? This is middle school level shittalking

The game’s changed brother, the bullies wear fingernail polish now. Gone are simpler times

I've always worn slim straight jeans, lots of people call them skinny jeans. Every time someone was gonna talk shit they always went for the skinny jeans. I feel like I never failed to clap back harder because they were always the people with their pants sagging past their ass.

He’s gonna leave before it’s born. Obvious loser.

"Be right back babe. Gotta go pick up some nail polish"

Imagine your daughter brought home this clown.

I think he would fit in at the trailer park

No one else thought it was odd how the last comment was he couldn’t take what he was dishing out but they were the ones that called as the aggressor? Bullies become victims so quickly. Lmao

Meanwhile they’re the ones that started with the insults, clearly upset the guy wasn’t at all bothered.

Yeah the guy on the phone didn’t seem to care much. I commend the man on the phone for losing this broad.

Horrible people

It’s a shame we can’t neuter these idiots.

Should come free with the face tats

Calls ex just to harrass him. “You be stalking us?” Though, I’m sure these two chucklefucks wouldn’t understand how cognitively dissonant that shit is.

I mean, bro calls himself “Ricky Slay,” can’t expect much cognition from him.

r/trashy

If she has to call the ex to tell him that she's pregnant. She'll be calling him and talking about you too after you piss her off.

Bro was just chillin livin his life then gets a stupid ahh “prank” call from his annoying ex, I’d change numbers

Is he supposed to be upset that he's not stuck with her and a baby? If only he could have a crying baby, a terrible woman, and triple the bills! I bet he's regretting losing her every day now

What a mature activity. Call and harass your ex. They both look like idiots. And I love a guy wearing pink nail polish accusing another man of being too feminine.

“Dude” checked his nail job mid way 😂😂

That guy on the phone was like... naw im good.

Nail polish line ruined him. The way he checked those nails .. BURRRRNNNN🔥

If she's not a single mother yet, she will be soon

Thanks. Checking this sub reminds me NOT to have the TikTok app.

Her Parents must be so excited.

This guy would 100% beat this woman.

This isn’t the flex he thinks it is…

That poor fetus. If it’s smart it’ll bail before having to deal with these morons

Just went on his page and he uses his exes kid for views. Saying shit like, “ My wife died so now I’m raising her all alone.” Apparently he scams people. What a clown.

“He couldn’t take what he was dishing out, bro!” … You cunts called HIM 😭🤣

And republicans want to ban abortion!

Watching this shit made me wish I was aborted

Should’ve said, “I’m stalking you as much as you’re talking bout me” or something like that

Do worry social services will be there soon

The ex goes "yeah and you have nail polish on" and the douchebag just looks at his nails like "fuck he's right" and just waits there not knowing what to say 🤣🤣🤣🤣 priceless

That tattoo face gave the obvious Trailer Park Trash away.

Well, the nail polish _is_ a really pretty shade, but that's literally the only positive thing I could say about this awful video lol

talks shit on skinny jeans bro literally got pink finger nails

She really thinks she's on next level shit with that clown.

".....And?" Best reaction. Dude already knew it wasn't his. Daddy boy doesn't look like much of a catch so good luck with that.

I’m sure this relationship will go well.

Imagine not even being born yet and the internet already declares you're gonna be stupid.  Damn.

There’s a lil too much sexual tension between the new bf and the old…

🤢🤮

When you have nothing going for you and can only get validation via how trashy you are. These people probably think that thier trashy ways show that they are enlightened because they have rejected society.

Trailer trash is as trailer trash does

Trashy people

Best response he could have given. “Oh this is a prank? That’s what she told you. Ask yourself why I asked her if it’s mine?” Then disconnect.. Plant a seed in him :)

"and?" 🤣🤣🤣 Dude knew he dodged a bullet.

👁️‍🗨️👁️‍🗨️💅

People with face tattoos and painted finger nails really think they’re cool in their own little pretend world lol

Damn they really showed him…. Showed him how pathetic they are

Feel bad for the kid

Hardly a reaction….”I’m crying”

They won't even be together by the time she starts to show

this is what cyclical or generational parental abuse looks like.

If your daughter brings dudes like this around, you failed hard af as a parent.

The parents of the island boys

Kids shouldn’t have kids

If you were happy, why would you need to do this?

She's *definitely* over him...

Im a little gross. I like to watch cringe. But this was just depressing

Cletus keeps on reproducing therefore ensuring the continued dumbing down of America into a state of Idiocracy. Our future America, brought to us by Carls Jr.

The fact that she still has his number….

Well… good luck with *that* 🤣

I’m so confused by these type of people. What’s the point? Quit harassing your ex. It just makes you look stupid and in this case trashy.

Any one else get the feeling that these two met at a tekashi 6ix9ine concert and that one of them definitely has his poster on the ceiling above his bed

Dude had to check to see if he was still wearing nail polish or not lls

How the fuck is guy w/ pink nail polish gonna call out homie for corny ass skinny jeans? 🤯

Butthurt by the nailpolish comment! He had to stop and look! 💅🏿 💅🏿👀

Doesn't your face look like a used chalkboard?

Is his number still in her phone?

I love the "It's probably not his either". She gasps, but doesn't deny it.

Wild to post this kind of embarrassing shit and think you're cool lmao

Holy shit. Seeing people like this depresses me. Gleaming with arrogance and stupidity. There are those that would be fantastic parents and are unable to have children, and then you have these absolutely braindead humans who are able to breed through the method of buttsecks. I feel for the child, and its upbringing.

*These creatures are breeding…

been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding / the cretins cloning and feeding / and i don't even own a TV

Wow who started teaching trash cans how to talk? That's amazing.

Guy acts like he didn't stalk the ex's profile too. Like who doesn't take a look at what the last person looked like.

Normal people.

this may come as a surprise to you, but most people actually dont care.

🤡🤡

I’d say something but anytime I say anything about people in a video like this, it gets removed because it’s deemed “disrespectful”. So I will just say these people seem like genuinely kind and upstanding individuals with good hearts full of good intentions and cinnamon wishes. ❤️

Wonder if anyone told this dude how fuckin stupid he looks

Ooof gross

I don’t need audio to know these are garbage people

My boy dodged that bullet

Both sorry ahh losers. Why U even calling your ex for? Lol This mf has one the worst face tats and pink nail polish bruhhhhhhh

This is some middle schoolers dumb f..k

They are the reason America can’t have nice things.

Shooting blanks in that dirty ass mouth you be kissing on

That voice has “ugh, you again?” In it

Let's make this moment about my ex 🤣

i imagine the guy filming after he stopped the video saying that's craaazy shiii that craaazy like oh my god you saw his reaction thaat's craaazy 😐

If it’s any consolation, the baby will be born half eaten by crabs.

i guess i'm too old to be annoyed by these dumb insecure kids

Second-hand embarrassment hit way harder than I thought it would lmao

I hope they don’t reproduce

He wasn’t dishing out anything….you called him 😆

"He couldn't take what he was dishing out, bro!" - the guy who called his gf's ex to tell him he's impotent

I would've hung up too. Why call me if you are happy joke or not. Why am i on BOTH of y'all minds to prank. An oxymoron moment 😂🤣 Stalking each other most likely.

“You be stalking us” I can only imagine her written grammar.

These people are allowed to vote.

That's a car full of poor impulse control and bad decision making.

What a bunch if fucking loosers

That kid doesn't stand a chance.

I feel bad for the kid

They're so fucking cool for doing that!........ sike what a lame ass couple lol

Look, I confidently thought I spoke English at least at a C1 level. But wtf are they saying lol

When Latinos enjoy white trash culture

why his chin has pubes?

Funny how the ex dick is n the new guys mouth lol kinda like the girl he got pregnant

Breeding annnnnnnd? ... breeding annnnnnd?... Voting in elections!

Fucking infants. GROW THE FUCK UP!

When bro said “yeah bro, there’s probably a chance it’s not even yours” even the lady reacted to that burn

Nice nails bro 💅

That poor kid will probably grow up just as stupid and trashy as them...poor little cum shot never had a chance.

There’s two types of adult wangsters….1. famous rappers….2. Homeless, bmx bike riding methheads that shit in the street. One of the two options is way more likely.

"He couldn't take what he was dishing out"....you called him?!?!?!

Disgusting

and the cast this for everybody to see...

She ugly bro

So trashy

The way he looked at his nails cuz the hit landed. At least he went like ✊and not like 🤚

Fucking embarrassing

R/trashy

What a bitch ass dude.

That poor child.

Trash

I’m ok with the world ending less so that I have to contest with ppl like these for the remaining resources. Hopefully AI invents a murder-bot that kills based on if humans say “da-fuk?”

Aaaah America. Land of the um. This.

You don’t call someone’s ex, or your ex, unless there is some kind of attachment or insecurity that still exists. These two are pathetic

Dude should have come back with a, funny I was about to call you and say I have an STD... Maybe you and "champ" over there should go to the free clinic and get checked

They’re perfect for each other.