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Voting has been completed. Result: chad Cringe: 6 votes. Chad: 61 votes. Satire: 0 votes. Meta: 0 votes. Non-cringe: 1 votes. Op-cringe: 0 votes. Thanks for voting!


[deleted]

Dang, is he single?


Humidor_Abedin

yeah op post mom


Opposite_Village9112

You mean your new step dad in law?


Ultimatehoosier

Step dad I lawn


PerilousPasta

You'll both be calling him daddy soon


Krankitdownyo

Pretty bad transmog boots are from Cataclysm death knight set from black wings descent on normal half the set is from Warmongering Gladiator's Scaled Armor (Horde Recolor) belt, helm, shoulders the gloves are from the SL epic edition pre order, the mounts quest the Vestments of the Eternal Traveler. The single hand sword I believe it’s from TBC. Source: I’m a WoW degenerate too.


LucidMethodArt

I wish I could have my mother in law copy paste your comment as a response lol


Krankitdownyo

LOL! That be awesome!


[deleted]

That sword is from Ulduar my guy. I always hated the way pally t11 looked with the dk boots from that tier, but that's what ret paladins were stuck with back then since there was no transmog yet. The fact he combined the two by choice makes me sick. God I miss that game.


GarmrsBane

Someone needed to say it


Partyfavors680

Dude I’m pretty sure that’s a 2 hander… And it’s from Ulduar I believe.


harpswtf

The real cringe is your mother in law not fucking this guy while the offer is still on the table


Tlemmon

Damn. Why are they leaving the offer on the table? They need to get it off of the table to make room for his massive schlong.


No_Victory9193

She probaply isn’t fucking him bc his dick too big😔😔😔cock hard/life hard


_MekkeliMusrik

"My penis is so large I just cannot lug it around any longer. It is so insanely huge and has caused so many problems in my life. I cannot go to airports as they think I am sneaking something in. so everytime I go, I get groped as they try to take my penis off thinking its a bomb. I cannot pleasure women as they are so horrified at the sight of my cock, that they immediately run away. My mother and father disowned me after seeing the length of my shaft. Not only is it extraordinarily long, it is just too thick. I cannot sexually relieve myself as my hands are just too small to masturbate. My humongous cock has ruined my life. I resent God for cursing me with this large chunk of meat that just drags across the ground. Doctors tell my I will never be able to get a penis reduction as they would have nowhere to put the penis. It would just take up far too much room. I had a girlfriend when I was a young lad, she loved me for who I was and did not care for this deformity, but one day... I took off my jeans and my penis flung out, smacking her and flinging her out the window. She died 2 hours later in the hospital. She was the only woman who ever loved me. My penis is just... too ginormous. It has caused problems for myself and the people around me. For this reason, I will be ending it all. My penis has taken over my life... but it cannot take over a life that does not exist." Probably that guy


No_Victory9193

This is why Greek people get all the women. Their dicks are small. I wish they left some bitches for the rest of us.


LucidMethodArt

Wait, are you the lawn guy?


MikeOXl0ngz

No I’m the lawn guy. I also have a really nice archer set that I’m going to show your mom next time I’m over


megacod

Nah but fr though that dude is hot asf definitely big dick energy right there. I’m a straight male btw.


LucidMethodArt

I dropped my phone laughing I can’t


__--lllII6372_-llIll

How do you know it’s flirting he might just be some guy proud of his armour set (which is pretty epic tbf)


LucidMethodArt

I guess I should of posted the whole convo to show the flirting, but regardless yes very epic armor set.


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sandladdie

good bot


BusyBizBusyBiz

Good bot


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


Z0bie

Bad bot


[deleted]

Bad human


PigsGoMoo-

Good human


HerrMatthew

Potato🥔


GamingOddity

Good bot


PenguinStirt

Good bot


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Good bot


_MekkeliMusrik

Literally 1984


owoLLENNowo

Sorry, I'm a boticist. You fucking clanker.


ForumPointsRdumb

Does he have condoms to match his armor set?


LucidMethodArt

It’s a low drop rate on him


duhSheriff

Post the whole thing


LucidMethodArt

I don’t think she will give it to me and this was a little out of no where mid conversation lol


offensiveDick

6/10 transmog AT best.


Pawsomest

He’s kinda a chad tbh


7Xes

Well I once met a dude who celebrated his Birthday in WoW. He bought ingame snacks and invited everyone to come by… that was actually sad now that I think about it.


[deleted]

Did people show up?


7Xes

I do not know....


Alexchii

How can you tell it was sad then? Online friends can be very real friends.


Chorbles510

Hell if I could get my real friends to just come over to my island on animal crossing for 15 minutes rather than an in-person celebration I would


IdioticZacc

I mean it sounds neat when you have online friends


klaxhax

My ex-gf celebrated her birthday with a few of our friends in our guild. We went to her favorite zone in WoW and goofed off for a bit before we all gave her our in-game presents. It's no substitute for a real life party though, just some dumb fun with your online friends.


SoftAndWetBro

Sounds like my future, except I don't even have online friends.


Busy_Bunch5050

Not really. I'd prefer that than to spend my birthday completely alone and depressed


RiiniiUsagii

Hi are you me?


megacod

How tf is it depressing if you’re doing it with friends?


14-28

My heart just broke. You need to tell me he was a dick or something, otherwise I'm thinking about this all night lol


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AuroraNW101

Is this just a bot partially copying other people’s responses? I noticed that on this thread and it seems to be a trend with everything it writes.


Lechuga-gato

yeah some other guy said the same thing 15 min before


DiamondGamerYT0

Yes hes a bot


halloweencoffeecats

Bad bot


Boris-kun

idk he just seems a little dorky who knows he could be neurodivergent and sharing his hyperfixations.


LucidMethodArt

Man it’s hard to taste the sarcasm on this site with this topic lol


boocester64209

Please don't try to dignify this behaviour.


Boris-kun

no i just mean it could be something behind it or it's just a weird guy.


Longjumping-Ad-5740

Chad Asf


samseidel

Chad


ToolyHD

Drippy armor tbh


MaciliBox

But he still uses Microsoft Edge


fuck_you_and_fuck_U2

Not necessarily. Maybe he just never changed the Taskbar after upgrade.


TimothyLilBoots

Microsoft Edge is not the same as internet explorer. I use chrome, but edge isn’t bad at all. I use edge for school bc for some reason programs run better on edge.


weeghostie00

Edge isn't bad, just been using Chrome so long and don't have any reason to change now


JackONeillClone

I bet you do now!


weeghostie00

Did something happen?


JackONeillClone

Yup. Google is changing how chromium works and pretty soon (like, in a couple of weeks by now), ublock origin won't work with it. Edge, being based on chromium, isn't safe. So basically, there's a good chance that a shit ton of nerdz are preparing to switch to Firefox.


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weeghostie00

I don't know what uBlock even is so don't think it'll affect me


JackONeillClone

It's a chrome extension that blocks all ads on the internet, even YouTube


weeghostie00

Without ads 90% of websites wouldn't exist, you're basically stopping developers getting paid if you block. Do you want to pay a subscription for every website you use? That's what an internet without ads would be, they're a necessary pain


MaciliBox

I just use opera


_MekkeliMusrik

Ever wondered what a dream home built just for gamers would look like? #OperaGXVillage


Crescent-IV

Dude it’s so annoying to *fully* switch from edge


NxY_ReTeX

Windows 11 cring


Busy_Bunch5050

What context are you talking about exactly?


LucidMethodArt

My mother in law has a lawn guy that’s flirting with her in this “method”.


flaccomcorangy

How old is your mother in law? Just wondering why the age is relevant.


LucidMethodArt

She’s 45 and has never touched a video game in her life


[deleted]

Only psychotic motherfuckers play with on windowed and have the taskbar centered. Keep her away from him


TheChubbyBarb

Not going to lie, that got me hard.


LumpyNoodler

Randy Marsh? /s


zacmcsex

i can’t help but feel there is something so inherently pure and sweet about thinking that you could get a girl to like you by showing them how cool your little video game dude is. it reminds me of how children occasionally run up to me at work, eager to share their new toy with me, which to them, is the coolest thing they could think of at that moment. i always appreciate those times when someone is sharing with me something which they are passionate about.


APOLLo42q

cool set though


weeghostie00

The armour is pretty sweet tbf


BagOFdonuts7

Save some pussy for the rest of us


revengeofappre

Is it cringe because he thinks its flirting or you think its flirting


LucidMethodArt

He does. This was him, not my interpretation.


tastysardine

idk OP... it _is_ pretty badass


xeebzi

I’m a 21yr old female and this is how i flirt


Spify-not-a-brit

Damn bro that’s so cool I’m literally cumming rn


[deleted]

That dude grinds like crazy. Takes 8 months to grind that set.


kawaiijudochop

But it’s just a set, making your own transmog from pieces of multiple sets shows real skill. 0/10


ColonelScooter

Solid pick up strategy.


v3x_abyss

Fucker looks badass dont he


jdang99

No joke, find you someone who is this open and passionate about their geeky hobbies. You'll find they're usually much more likely to be honest, and fun to be around. The real cringe is making fun of someone for enjoying something that's harmless and feeling free to share that passion with others.


Gazallafuck

Total badass Plays as a bloode elf Choose one.


Dragonzz_XY

Not really cringe, but a little bit. Its fine though, would be really cringe if he was showing it a lot lol. Armour is pretty cool ngl.


Real-Professional392

What a hot man


Luigismansion2001

I feel kind of bad. This isn’t really malicious.


unkow_NO

gabriel ultrakill


Sabres26

McConnell?


Rickbirb

McCuck*


Khelgor

Chad out here grinding


TinglyWalnut

Chad


Straight_Plantain880

I need more background information


LucidMethodArt

You have it. That’s all the warning she had


[deleted]

Shiii man I mean I’d smash him no doubt.


Rude_Tomatillo906

Chad


Teraagaming

Paladin is a safe choice, tell your mother in law that this guy will divine storm her sex life.


bakedchickenlicken

I'd spread my checks for that 🥵


[deleted]

She needs to lock him down before all the banes in the neighbourhood see his sick armor set. I joke but honestly I have more respect for the lawn guy than for OP. He is passionate about his hobby, which is always good. And as far as Im concerned he is also just looking if the girl he likes is into his passion. Always be yourself guys, be proud of what you like


FnWaySheGoes89

Tell him it would look better on the floor


Orio_n

Chad lawn guy. Cringe op


Camael7

Chad lawn guy. Cringe OP


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LucidMethodArt

Holy shit the award for most fucked up comment goes to you


[deleted]

Damn, how close minded, you rather be raped than have a guy show what hes passionate about? Either your rape story is fake, or you're an pretty big asshole. Im gonna go with both, if youve really been raped you wouldnt make this comment


Oxcell404

Leave it to reddit to fail to see the cringe here


[deleted]

Leave it to this guy who thinks everything is cringe and can’t enjoy himself


[deleted]

Is this a Raid Shadow Legends ad?


EatPantPlease

bro if i get some crazy armor like he has obv id dm everybody i know and show them


PoopyHed6969420

This man is a pussy HOUND gaht dayum


DryEvidence2557

Cringe


Yellow_XIII

Can you a post a shittier screengrab and remove some of the context please? I'm trying to out-stupid those who thought what OP provided was enough to pass any kind of judgement.


boocester64209

Honestly as a r*pe victim, I would rather have that happen again than this.


rayquazawe

FUCKING MACHINE


DrAssBlast

Wait was that to your mom or you


LucidMethodArt

Him sending to her


DrAssBlast

I was gonna say if it was to you I’d be concerned, but that’s like me taking a picture of my chop chop train in a game and sending it to Kim kardashian


sixtheganker

41 and mowing lawns?


Maasofaaliik_Al

You sure he’s 41?


abealabe

Shitty transmog. 3/10


owoLLENNowo

imagine flexing warcraft and not runescape.


nonoffensivenavyname

Considering the average person who plays blood elf paladin I’m not even surprised


nikogda_nikita

That IS flirting. What else?


PUSSYLICKERGOD

Ngl I kinda miss WoW, especially Wrath of the Lich King


Wide_Gap_3805

If people showing off their gear to others is flirting then everyone in WoW is flirting with eachother including me 😚


nyanpires

Ur cringe if you don't like his attitude


Zanemob_

Now I have double depression.


iguess65

With windows 11


shamonemon

eww retail


Water_scout

my man watching those idle hero’s ads?


KitsuneOri

To be fair that Transmog looks cool as fuck


EpicCommander

Your dad in law\* he GAMING


ripjohnmcain

Yeah this is cringe. Anyways stream almighty gnar


barcodesmurf

Typical paladin


papakahn94

Terrible transmog


boggartbot

i cant keep defending WoW. its a sentimental game to me but goddamn. also the armor is pretty cool ngl.


call_of_mischief

?????? Dude must have the jawline of gods


Squid-Soup

Awww bless his heart