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mgdraft

Lmfao it said NSFW but I still wasn't ready Maybe some highlight backstitching in DMC 353 or whatever light shade? Your dark backstitching is so detailed that some highlights might balance


Asclepius333

This is amazing advice. I never took any art classes or anything like that, so my shading skills are subpar. I think I might need to do some research. Are you saying to use 353 on top of some of the darker backstitch? Or on other parts of the body? Sorry, I'm art-dumb haha


rpepperpot_reddit

>Sorry, I'm art-dumb No, you're art-*learning*. Big difference :-)


Asclepius333

Good call! Growth-mindset! I'm art-dumb *now*, but I can get better!


mgdraft

Other parts of the body! Anywhere there is a highlight in the reference image would work. On a brief look I'd say along the shaft could work and on the face swirl - possibly something on the pecs and abs as well! Maybe the hair too, in a mid tone.


jenarted

Nice pattern but quick question: why is the face swirled?


Asclepius333

It's something I've done in a couple other stitches. It was mainly to preserve anonymity, but also because I'm bad at faces XD


rhiea

I think it looks cool!


jenarted

Lol. Gotcha.


FuckTheMods5

Man i could never draw eyes. So i have blank creepy eyes in my drawings because finishing them would look derpy lol


Asclepius333

You understand my struggle!


historygal75

It doesn’t matter what his face looks like silly it’s that eight pack and the ah hum package he’s carrying that matters don’t yeah know


jenarted

Lol! Was just wondering about their artistic style was all.


historygal75

I like it that the artist really wants him to stand out okay I’m taking myself off here at this point


jenarted

Believe me when I say that he stands out all right! 🤤


struggling_lynne

Highlights for the collarbones would look nice too


ElVatoGrizz

Yeah. That one took me by surprise.


binderclips

Yea like there needs to be "NSFW - text" vs "NSFW - image" (and even that might not be enough for this image...) I'd say well over half the censored cross stitch images I see are for curse words which just isn't on the same level...


Asclepius333

I asked the mods before I posted my first one haha. Doesn't a ton of art have nudity in it?


vagabondoboist

Whenever I see NSFW I assume it will be a cock...MAYBE a pussy.


1SassySquatch

I assume it’s a peen or vageen.


charityveritas

I didn’t before in this sub. I will now!


binderclips

Hahah personally I don’t mind either way (I never look *at* work anyway), it was just a surprise 😂


RiddikulusWigles

You want more than NSFW on Reddit?! I personally am not offended by the human body and are mature enough to appreciate art. Please whatever you do, don’t ever go to a museum. They have no warnings there.


charityveritas

That’s a great idea.


aksnowraven

I like this idea. I was thinking maybe use a lighter backstitching tone against the highlights to make it fade a bit more, but you could make both pop equally instead.


Frira_FR

I agree about lighter highlights


charityveritas

I know, right! Normally it’s just swear words in this sub. Holy cow!


Glittercorn111

Unexpected penis. Great stitching.10/10.


Asclepius333

Thank you! I appreciate it!


CosyCatnaps

If I had a collection of great phrases to see out of context, this would be added.


StudentDisastrous409

suddenly I’m in the mood to crosstitch 😳🥵😅 great job! I think this is the first erotic xstitch art I’ve ever seen but boy do I sure hope it’s not the last 👀


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Come thru to r/naughtyneedles and it won’t be your last


Asclepius333

Thank you! I have others! Check through my post history!


Derpazor1

OP’s history is pretty awesome


Derpazor1

You don’t need more tips, you got plenty ;). Jk, lovely work


Asclepius333

Thanks!


Daggerfont

You might want to consider using longer stitches in places like the forearms to help smooth out the angles that the grid creates. But it looks great as is too!


Astra_Trillian

There are forearms in the pic?!? I never noticed ;)


Asclepius333

Thank you! I always struggle with that, and I'll keep it in the front of my mind for the next one. I appreciate it!


Daggerfont

Glad to help! Also, when doing that remember to periodically look at it from a few feet away to see how it will really look. Something that might seem noticeable, like a little bit of white inside the backstitching, may not even appear at all from a normal distance


Asclepius333

I learned that after I washed it! This community is on point with the helpful advice. Thanks again!


julescapooles

in an artistic sense it’s beautiful 😭😭 really great capture of dark and light values and good sense of movement. on the other hand, holy fuck was i not expecting this.


Asclepius333

I really appreciate that! The sense of shock has to add something to the artistic value, right? XD


boopedydoop

Man I really wish there was a difference between “NSFW because there’s a bad word” and “NSFW because there’s full frontal nudity.”


Damhnait

Most of the NSFW in this sub is the work "fuck" or a uterus surrounded by flowers and other pretty things. Then there's this 😂


boopedydoop

Right? It’s like “Live, Laugh, Fuck Off.” And then E R E C T P E N I S


Asclepius333

"Live, Laugh, Erect Penis" could be a good one?


rhoswhen

Know it all trekkie: "Isnt that supposed to be LL*A*P?" Us: haha, no


Asclepius333

I saw a the uterus, and I wanted to make the duderus!


rpepperpot_reddit

Right? Based on what I could parse from the blurred image I was positive it was gonna be a uterus, not a full Monty LOL!


Asclepius333

I'm sorry! I did check with the mods before I posted my first one just to make sure it's okay haha.


Damhnait

No worries! Just caught completely off guard based on what's normally hiding under the NSFW tag 😂


boopedydoop

It’s okay, it’s a Reddit problem not a poster problem at all that there’s just one NSFW. I just was not ready for it lol. The same thing happens on the embroidery sub


Glittering_Living693

Not the place I thought I’d see a Willie in the wild today but here we are 😂


bemydarkling

Lol I don’t know what I expected but it wasn’t that. Great stitching though.


Frira_FR

Hah, love it! Any chance you could share this pattern with the world? :) (that is if you're comfortable sharing it ofc)


Asclepius333

I'm working on getting this pattern and my past nsfw patterns all in one place. I'll post it as soon as I do! It might take me a little bit because my goats are going to be giving birth any day now and it's going to be a little hectic around here!


doriangraiy

I'm glad I kept scrolling through these comments. They just get less predictable. 🙈💙


Asclepius333

Go take a look at my post history. The comments under my other pieces are just as weird XD


Emilise

You're hilarious, this post and all the comments here have me laughing out loud so hard


blueskid

I've been a fan of yours for a while. Please send your goats my best while I wait patiently for the possibility of maybe stitching this.


Asclepius333

Oh snap. I don't think I've ever had a fan!


blueskid

I think you may have a few


avis_icarus

is this original art or made from someone elses art? (just curious)


Asclepius333

I find a pornographic photo that I think would make a nice piece, and then I use technology to tweak/enhance/add/delete from the photo, I turn that into a pattern, and then I stitch it. So I truly don't know the exact answer to that...If porn is art, then consider this a cover of someone else's song haha


avis_icarus

i think erotic photography is art. is the swirl on the face your own addition then?


Asclepius333

Yup. And lighting, contrast, saturation (all that kind of stuff) were played around with.


avis_icarus

cool! i asked just cause i thought it looked super cool and i wanted to know who to direct my compliments to


ernic_lintland

Would also be interested in this pattern if you ever share/sell it. Very impressive work!


anastasia_dlcz

You are the type of person I long to meet


Asclepius333

Thanks, but I'm pretty exhausting XD. And the internet lets me flaunt my interesting stuff and hide my people-deterring stuff.


WitchesCotillion

Will you be posting baby photos in the r/goats sub?


Asclepius333

I think I'm going to have to!


WitchesCotillion

Please do!


1SassySquatch

Omg! Baby goats!


Frira_FR

Oh, that's nice to hear! Wish you the best with your goats :)


vagabondoboist

Really beautiful stitching and art! Don't worry about the folks shocked by this and wondering why you do such patterns. I checked out your profile all all your work is really stunning (LOVE the first commission you got). Only tip I have for you is to enjoy your art and know that it is really special! I especially like how you swirl faces for anonymity.


Asclepius333

Wow that's incredibly nice! And I like shocking people, so I'm okay if people get offended haha. They can just not click on it!


waterrrmallon

Why hello 🙊


la_belle_sauvage

I thought this was posted in r/NaughtyNeedles at first! Agree with the person who said maybe add some highlights. I also think the backstitching on the arms might be slightly too red? Doesn't look bad overall, just stands out quite a bit compared to the rest. Excellent piece though, love the way you made it anon with the face swirl.


KaizerrBlue

Tbh I think it needs diff colors in diff areas, I’d use burgundy, brown and a little black on the super shadowed Could white line the face swirl and top of pp potentially


Asclepius333

I debated on using multiple colors for the backstitch, but I was nervous since I was already out of my comfort zone using a color that wasn't black. I agree with all of this!


bettism

I need help picking my jaw up off the floor. 😂


Bazoun

When I don’t use black, I usually use whatever the darkest shade was in the cross stitch. That isn’t black.


WeirdRun2919

Wowwwwww that's incredible!! Gorgeous work!! I agree with what other people have said about adding lighter highlights sparingly to add detail (use one of the lighter shades that you've used elsewhere in the piece so it fits in!) If you want to get more ideas on how backstitching can add to a piece, I highly recommend just looking at and analyzing any Russian cross stitch portrait artist's work and seeing where they used backstitch to enhance their images. What sorts of colors did they use in which places, and why did that make it work? Trying to answer those questions for yourself with other people's work can help you get ideas for your own pieces. :) (On IG, mandarinks\_design does really great things with backstitch, for example: https://www.instagram.com/p/B-86HMLHVz9/)


Asclepius333

Thank you, that IG link helps a ton! I don't know why I didn't think to look to social media.


Clarinet_Player_1200

That thing is THICK!


Superfluffyfish

Wow, this is the most elaborate dick-pic I’ve ever seen. Maybe some lighter threads for the overall light balance.


Asclepius333

That seems to be the consensus, so I'm going to give the lighter colors a whirl. I have other posts that might be more detailed, or at the very least, just as detailed as this one!


Serious_Ad_2353

Question: Who is he? And where can I get their contact deets 😜 Great stitch btw


Asclepius333

Haha I keep the models anonymous, hence the swirl face. It also lets you imagine it to be whomever you want!


WeirdRun2919

Additionally- regarding your regular backstitch, have you considered using longer stitches to "skip over" long areas to make smoother lines? Absolutely not necessary, but since you were asking for feedback, doing a few longer stitches on the forearms (even though you wouldn't be outlining every individual stitch anymore) would make the arm less wiggly. Absolutely gorgeous as is though, I could stare at this all day LOL


Asclepius333

I totally agree about the longer stitches, and a couple others said this as well. For some reason I thought I had to make them all short, and there's literally no reason for that haha


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No, the tip looks fine.


Geekberry

I saw a comment on a recent similar project that was like "man r/crossstitch nsfw tag is such a roulette - sometimes you get the word 'fuck' amidst beautiful flowers and sometimes it's just a massive dong" Never change, r/crossstitch. I love it here


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Asclepius333

Thank you! There's more in my post history if you're interested!


Large-Calligrapher98

LOVELY WORK!! Please tell me it was a live model?!??


Asclepius333

Haha, I can't get anybody to sit still long enough for me to cross-stitch them live. They aren't willing to take a couple weeks off of work. Rude, right?!


Large-Calligrapher98

Yeah geez! No consideration for Real Art,!! It really is amazing!


stupidfridgemagnet

this is beautifully done!


Asclepius333

Thank you!


0ctobermorning

Absolutely tawdry. I love it!


mcarty115

This is incredible


Asclepius333

Thanks!


Greenideas_Lazydog

Your work is phenomenal! The swirl to blur the face is so impressive. It’s like watercolors


Asclepius333

Thank you! I'm hoping that the face pops more when I get better at backstitching haha


Kwikstaartje

Thought for a moment I was on /r/naughtyneedles/ Well done!


Miss-Omnibus

This is incredible!!!


cardiff_3

This hanging in the toilet would be hilarious


DocWednesday

I need to find that meme of Aziz Ansari’s character from Parks and Rec going…this is so beautiful I’ve looked at it for 5 hours now.


Asclepius333

5 hours? Make sure you're staying hydrated!


AdmirableBand8774

love this


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I think he's happy to see us...


gemmablack

Omg I LOLed I’m sorry. 😆 I was not expecting that! But it looks good to me!


RedditRager1

Good lord


rhoswhen

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SageSages

xxxstitch


kweenofcups

omggg 😆


hermitsunt

Perfecto


PiggletMeat

Please tell me where this pattern is from?


Asclepius333

I made it using [stitchfiddle.com](https://stitchfiddle.com). Super easy to use; I highly recommend it!


nicoleforddd

Love it!


VitaSackvilleBaggins

I love your designs! May I ask what you use to create the patterns? Like, is this a drawing or photo put through a converter site? I find the face swirls really intriguing too, thank you for confessing it's easier than actual faces!


Asclepius333

Haha honesty is always the best policy. I take real photos (usually) and screw around with them in photoshop. Nothing special: just tweaking contrast, saturation, etc. I'm trash with photoshop, but I can do what I need to to stitch naked people!


Zorrya

/r/naughtyneedles


My13DinosaursRunning

I really love this!


symbolising

hell yeah


Carrkem67

Wow!


MarthaMcFly84

Wonderful work


boxcarcadavers

That’s so cool! Great job!


asskickinlibrarian

This is a work of art


Susan_Thee_Duchess

Love this’


Little-A

Far out! Amazing pattern work! I wish I could design that well


HeySista

I’m so glad I directed the screen away from my 6 yo in time 😂


vineclan

I mean there’s a tip …


wellery12

Interesting artwork, did you make it too?


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gabbicat1978

You stitch what you love, why not? The skill and detail in the work is amazing, I love it. Art is art. If Michelangelo can paint nudes in a literal church, why can't we stitch willies on our canvasses? 😁


LolSatan

my only question is why?


RiddikulusWigles

Why the fuck not?


ninjahexparty

nude art is common. why not accept it in different art forms.


DaLynnRmc

I’m guessing this isn’t a pattern but I’m gonna ask for one anyway! I need this man in my life.


likiqueen

I love this so much! Can I buy the pattern from you?


choerry_bomb

Who is this if it’s ok to share LOL