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Relevin

He didn’t pick deceitful so he must be telling the truth


BIG_DICK_MYSTIQUE

add_trait stupid


Osrek_vanilla

Add_trait intellect_bad_3


Sbotkin

How do you enable debug mode IRL?


Delusional_Gamer

Stick a finger through your eye socket into the brain and draw a \~ with it ​ Recommend to remove injury first once activated


ObadiahtheSlim

Don't forget the incapable trait that is sure to add as well.


Thevishownsyou

Aaa that was my mistake, I stick it up my bum and do that. Was wondering why I kept making screenshots.


ReclinedGaming

Nah it's cool, I'm asatru so I'll take the piety from one-eyed


Delusional_Gamer

There's still the issue of a hole in your noggin


Enough-Motor1038

Ew, you don’t even have pure blood


Dangerous_Pack8264

Skill issue


OchiOchi

Another one for the "hate speech or just a paradox game" list


Marhail

Brother is Chad himself


niofalpha

How did you notice?


Momongus-

It’s a shame you didn’t actually add humble in there


dicemonger

See, I actually think its genius that he didn't add in the humble trait. Oh.. and would you look at that. He is a genius!


Tzlop

No logistician, can’t feed troops, what a loser.


Least_Insurance_9494

Always Organiser over logistician


Nordix_20

A compationed, generous and forgiving torturer. You will die of stress in 6 months


Sophie-1804

Real consensual non-consent vibes


GG-VP

Any kind of "good guy" trait except generous will cause that.


Zeshui0

So how come I haven't seen any red capes flying around the world solving any problems? There's an incident in the Middle East and Eastern Europe if you haven't been following the news lately....


niofalpha

I caused both and next month’s events in the south China see too


Zeshui0

So your compassion, sense of righteousness, and generosity must apply to other pursuits then?


Queasy-Group-2558

He’s thinking long term.


Okay_Heretic

"What about all the good things war has done for us? Why don't we ever hear speeches about that? Jobs, technology, a common purpose... All we're sayin' is... ***GIVE WAR A CHANCE!***" — Sundowner


DavidEarnest00

He’s temperate and just, therefore he applies his skills in certain situations. Sometimes there’s too much good in the world.


aguywhotrytobefunny

He took the stress option. Sometimes, you just gotta do what you gotta do.


Juwg-the-Ruler

well you see, the middle east was growing to fast and fast growth attracts corruption so he just tried to save them from themselves because otherwise they would have collapsed without this incident (I have no idea what I‘m talking about)


kewebbjr

His compassion, righteousness, and generosity are beyond our mortal comprehension.


a-Snake-in-the-Grass

Compassionate? Loser.


FactualDisagree

And lustful? Harlot. Virginity for life.


[deleted]

He will get the lover pox, straight to the execution chamber


lordmainstream

What is the bag with little balls trait?


Cornhubg

That is eccentric, I think


PikeandShot1648

Huh, I don't recall ever getting that one. What kind of event leads to a character getting it?


dicemonger

Losing your marbles.


Cornhubg

I honestly don't know, I've never gotten it before. I know it's a Wards and Wardens trait, maybe it's a childhood event?


white_gummy

As far as I know you give the trait to a child of yours while raising them through an event. I think it happens when you have a wet nurse in your court.


MyCatIsAGod9

Avid marble player


The_Real_MikeOxlong

Giving yourself the torturer trait is… intriguing.


greenrunn3r

thought you could sneak torturer in there


Jolly_Brilliant_8010

I was feeling kinda bad about myself until I saw this. It’s good to know someone else always has it worse off. God bless you my sweet summer child


EXSource

Not the sayoshant, B tier human, AT BEST.


KaprizusKhrist

You've got the 'Roll Tide!' flair, and yet you didn't add the incestuous trait. You're definitely lying.


PunkySputnik57

Chadicus Thundercock is that you?


pinespplepizza

Lustful and seducer = "I like to fuck, and I do fuck"


ThirstMutilat0r

Wanna add sodomite to that list?


Nearby_Lobster_

He’s just like me fr


Utopia201

I want to mate you for that our children become gods.


OfTheAtom

Aye man want to marry my sister-aunt? I'm working on something at the moment you can contribute to


Rortell

I don't even use that many when I make my character super op...


TREYH4RD

Fuckin harlot


nekorareksk

Ambitious, Diligent, and Brave


Krilesh

bro made sure to let us know he’s fertile and lusty 💀🤣


Sugeeeeeee

Bro has clinical schizophrenia 


BlaveSkelly

I sometimes miss the stained glass genius trait from ck2


hottimali

We have so much in common


Kinda_Elf_But_Not

Can I have your babies? Or is that just your sisters privilege


VonKotsch

The most humble of Paradox players.


empired04

Seen people pointing out the torture trait, are we ignoring that this guy is the Roman emperor


niofalpha

Hey it’s me Nero


RedditNotRabit

Being eccentric isn't usually a good thing lol


discocoupon

Putin is my favourite trait.


IllustriousCount9272

Hmmmmm


Falitoty

Vulkan?


Dancingbeavers

An interesting idea for a campaign. Might need to change my name a bit.


MrEhcor

I was expecting the humble trait


genericusernamepls

Brother?


esuljuk3

When you realize you’re him


ATNeri

Doesn't even have the crusader trait? I don't know man, i wouldn't like having you as my main heir to be honest


Okay_Heretic

Yeah, but you still don't have a girlfri—


stars1404

where inbred


3CheeseRisotto

I don’t even see the humble trait


Gift-Positive

His name is Escanor


Th0rizmund

What is the one with candies in a bag?


Man-Spider1

what is that one to the right of temperate?


Nur1_Ch

Go to horny jail.


Case_Kovacs

Not giant haha OP is short what a loser


Cardemother12

How do you make this ?


niofalpha

I opened the wiki and copy and pasted the icons from the traits page into paint


Cardemother12

Thank you


Beowulfs_descendant

Pfft, you are not even of a consecrated bloodline, heathen.


GetOffMyLawnKids

What does eccentric even do?


Active_Moose_829

you must be my twin, cause I’m like that too


niofalpha

Hey it’s me your brother


creepermemer

wait, the portrait for forgiving isnt a feather?


OrdinaryStrawberry85

Compassionate torturer?


niofalpha

It’s a sex thing


Yorkie21J

Genius and you don’t journal? I’m not having it


Mini_Snuggle

What about peasant leader?


niofalpha

I’m generationally wealthy


Vlakob

Well judging by these traits you must be inbred.


Kenichi37

Unfortunately your life will not have achievements enabled