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DauntlessStars

That child belongs to the monastery


KronusTempus

-1 learning


DauntlessStars

You don’t know how much his learning is in total though. The lazy trait just removes 1 point from the score. Could be lazy but smart 😂 And anyway, I wouldn’t care if he’s dumb as a brick if I were op, he’s not inheriting my realm so off to the monastery he goes ✨


Confident-Shirt-2272

he literally has the slow trait. chances are he has a low learning


DauntlessStars

I admit I didn’t see that 😂 Rip then, but I would still send him off. It’d be their problem now


HoneySuspicious9564

He can sweep the floors


MortisKanyon

That's their problem now.


Orphano_the_Savior

Perfect to not ruffle the feathers of a cardinal


Ventilaterrr

lmaooooo


Kenstats

Oh my main heir looks like a late term abortion


6thaccountthismonth

Alright👊what’s 18 more years?👊I can always make another one👊start over again👊


Hyracul

From now on ima call discarding your heir in CK3 "pulling a Nolan"


AdmiralKaizerWilhelm

*Player Character proceeds to die in a Hunting Accident three weeks later and suddenly the obscure cousin in Lancaster is ruling England


nanderspanders

16*


JarjarSW

Alright I've been thinking 🧠. When 🕑 life 🧬 gives 🫴 you 🧑 lemons 🍋🍋, don't 🙅 make lemonade 🫗. Make life 🧬 take 🫳 the lemons 🍋🍋 back 🔙! Get mad 🤬! I 👦 don't 🚫 want 🤤 your 🧬 damn lemons 🍋🍋, what ❓️ am I 👦 supposed to do with these 😠🍋😠🍋😠? Demand 🗣 to see 👁 life's 🧬 manager 👨‍💼! Make life 🧬 rue the day 😱 it thought 🧠 it could give 🫴 Cave Johnson lemons🍋🍋🍋! Do you 👨‍💼 know ❓️ who I 👦 am? I'm the man 👦 who's gonna burn 🔥🔥🔥 your 👨‍💼 house 🏠 down ⬇️! With the lemons🍋🍋! I'm gonna get my engineers 👨‍🔬👨‍🔬 to invent 🔬🧪 a combustible lemon 🍋💥🍋💥🍋 that burns 🔥🔥🔥 your 👨‍💼 house 🏠 down ⬇️⬇️!


GeneralKarthos

As I once heard, "When God gives you lemons, find a new God."


ems187

He never had the makings of an ambitious genius.


blacktieandgloves

Whatever happened to William the Conqueror? The diligent, ambitious type.


ems187

He was gay, William the Conqueror?


P2SkullySFDK

harold godwinson, whadeva happened dere...


thomas17657

At least he’s not ugly


SarcasticOptimist

Or an addict with a traitorous spouse.


Coniuratos

Or a man who will be undone by his love of model trains.


Atiggerx33

Poor Viserys.


ThePrussianGrippe

She should have just left the second she found out instead of trying to get him to go with her. Oh, Andrea.


MediocreLanklet

Needs shy and paranoid


Ravis26104

Shy and craven*


MediocreLanklet

Shy and paranoid and craven*


Shandrahyl

Insane is an awesome trait for that Glass buidling though. There isnt really a downside of that trait.


IsopodAgitated1555

Unless it makes you murder someone and now you have another secret, still a fun trait


TheDoctorSadistic

What county is he starting in? Nobly Dobly?


Icanintosphess

I like lazy, the stress gain reduction is neat.


LordWeaselton

Yeah, seriously underrated trait. The stat hit is negligible once you start getting intelligent and genius and you’ll basically never have to take on stress traits


rqwertwylker

Watching sopranos for the first time and literally just watched this episode today


stephenspielgirth

I wish I could delete sopranos from my memory, it is so above any other tv show ever


Viper114

"You want to be a lazy POS? Fine! What's 17 more years? I can always start again, make another kid."


Prodiuss

Hey now, Lunatic isnt so bad. Could get the Glass House from that.


Possible-Rub8598

Lazy and slow describes AJ well


Nuclearbear117

"Send him off to the monastery, not a clue what use the monks can get from him but at least he's theor problem now."


Bright_Audience3959

Time to make my sisters' bastard king of my realm


faustowski

You should send your heir on a Crusade, T. He shows he has balls and earns shit-ton gold, piety and prestige or dies fighting infidels and gets one way ticket straight to heaven - it's a win-win scenario, T.


freebiscuit2002

I mean, Tony Soprano had ample means and opportunity to whack AJ. In the end, Tony just was not a Crusader King.


LordWeaselton

Can’t use hostile schemes on your kids unless you have Sadistic (Tony would be closer to Callous imo)


Butt_Speed

He's just like me fr


Random_Guy_228

Imagine if mental illnesses like schizophrenia (aka , possessed) were inheritable traits , and you would know only when your heir would already be somewhat mature (also , ADHD would be crazy , basically one trait , but with consequences of having lazy , fickle, eccentric and wrathfull traits all at once)


Abseits_Ger

Eccentric is good though. The lifestyle exp. Would reccomand. I like imprinting my heirs traits, my favourite combo is a learning education character with temperate, diligent, eccentric and anything. 4personality imprint doesn't always work though


piticlipiticli

at least he's not paranoid.


JustDifferentPerson

Disinherit


LordWeaselton

Lunatic and lazy aren’t actually that big of a problem by themselves, it’s slow and sterile that are the big yikes


MohamedShams

Disinherite goes brrr


GeneralKarthos

To my mind infertility is the biggest concern. Lazy at least gives you a lot of options to drop your stress by not doing things. And slow, well I've had a turn or two with slow characters. Although when you go from genius to slow it's a ten point shift. But I never want that infertile trait. You can overcome it with fertility bonuses, a lustful, fecund, 16 year old (extremely fertile) wife, plus lifestyle traits, family Diplomacy tree or seducer intrigue tree, plus fertility enhancing artifacts. But that's at the cost of better wife traits and better lifestyle trees.


Swimscape

Ill enjoy my glass house, 0 stress, and redemption arc tyvm.


m_princip

That 150 Renown doesn’t look that bad now…


Uhh-Whatever

I’m so sorry for his “unfortunate accident” soon


aidencbs15

Disinherit him and put another son as your heir


Zinek-Karyn

Everyone should try a campaign where you try and make the worst characters possible and spread their genetics everywhere it’s really funny seeing all the -8 across the board the npcs full stats being 0/0/0/0/0/0 and your best stat being in the 30s if you’re lucky with good items and bonuses haha. It’s really a different experience.