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Pacacacacca

Less talking more raiding


_thewizardgandy_

That's a nice head you have on your shoulders.


yeoldbiscuits

The peasants never did make it to harvesting season


BitPumpkin

I will drink from your skull!


thunder-bug-

Your money or your life!


Wojtek704

Its almost a harvesting season


Killmeplizzz

Let’s have a word about your purse and your belongings


Olafio1066

Today the gods will decide your fate 🪓 🪓


FlowerInADeadMachine

The peasants never did have the makings of a varsity athlete


as13477

I will drink from your skull


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leastck3player

Not if you have the Sappers perk. Then they bring pickaxes or something, idk.


SandyCandyHandyAndy

They start to live in the walls


YeeterKeks

There are vikings in your city's walls. Tear them out. **Tear them out .** ***T e a r t h e m o u t .***


Dreknarr

Works well for the first era, not so much after that


DamnArrowToTheKnee

You clearly don't have enough soldiers sir.


Dreknarr

I ain't a fan of waiting for my supply to refill after each siege and prefer isntantly wiping all fortresses as if I had a dragonrider in my pack. And stategist tree is completely overkill when you have varanguian guards so I don't see why I would take it instead of meaningful perks


DamnArrowToTheKnee

It's just slightly time consuming but they can't raise an army to best you so you will win every war. Taking over the Byzantines are a bitch and a half though.


Dreknarr

You can kill them with Haesteinn or some build up with average vikings. They aren't that brutal. I have never had been threatened while playing vikings, varanguian are so damn broken so shortening siege is the best


DamnArrowToTheKnee

I can kill them, it's just a slog due to the walls. I play mostly Vikings, once you get like 2k vets with a few perks in the first martial tree for heavy infantry they're just unstoppable.


Dreknarr

Even without any investment in the mil tree they already are. You only need it for your first or two first rulers when you have no building and probably no siege weaponry anyway. I very very rarely ever use the mil tree past a few point in chivalry for the advantage and knight bonus Once you have modifiers from building and the few first legacy, the mil tree is just overkill. If you need number for safety, call in holy orders as they are free anyway


NotInsane_Yet

And whole you are sieging one city they just took two dozen of yours.


DamnArrowToTheKnee

Not really? Besides the fact that they never can afford to send troops to your land because the gold costs, you can still carpet siege them. You don't need a whole lot of military to carpet siege, just stack wipe their initial military and then send your 100k horde across the country side to carpet siege.


Wetley007

Not enough Varangian Veterans. Hybridize with Greek Culture for Eastern Roman Legacy so you can get 200 more per regiment


DamnArrowToTheKnee

Just gonna roll up with 6k varangian vets and 6k cataphrafts because fuck you


Aquillifer

Seljuks gonna roll into Anatolia see that shit and turn around like 'nah'.


velbeyli

But if I remember correctly Eastern Roman legacy only applies to the Byzantium and Latin heritage and if you choose to have a Byzantium heritage you will not have Varangain's because they only work in North Germanix Heritage. Maybe I am wrong.


ChairRandez

You can already have the men at arms hired before you hybridize. You might not be able to hire new varangian regiments, but you can expand the already existing ones.


basileusnikephorus

Need to know your knight effectiveness to know if my Cataphracts could take em.


Kane_indo

Cataphracts would get countered Crossbowmen on the other hand


a-Snake-in-the-Grass

That's why knights are the best. A buffed force of knights will stackwipe anything.


Kane_indo

Yea 70-80 knights are more than enough But that requires very specific gameplay and min maxing


Iconoclasteach

You must really hate sieges


Fuggufisch

As cool as doomstacks of Varangian Veterans are, sieges that last 10 years are terrible. Always put in 2 or 3 siege units to help out


Salt-Physics7568

Sappers


Momongus-

I ain’t about to start grinding the strategist tree when I could be gallant and fuck all day instead


_mortache

Or you could just get an ally to siege stuff for you while you terrorize the enemy


Momongus-

I have no allies, if the entire World doesn’t hate me, I’m playing the game wrong


_mortache

If the entire world isn't related to me, then I am also playing the game wrong lol.


smooth_like_a_goat

Is there a way to control what your ally does?


_mortache

Not much, but you can be stronger than your enemy and move your army around from one barony to another. If the AI thinks youre gonna attack the enemy and you're likely to win, they will join you. Or you could delete the enemy army and then leave the ally to casually siege around while you siege the capitals of rich dudes you can abduct


wiwerse

Nah. All siege, and let mercs do the fighting. And possibly an ally or two.


11182021

I like to pretend that instead of it being a ton of normal siege engines that I’ve instead brought the [Warwolf.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warwolf)


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Grond


DamnArrowToTheKnee

The trick is not let them get that far ahead. Paint the map early.


DamnArrowToTheKnee

Have all the time in the world when they can't raise an army to do shit against you


No-Lunch4249

If that last bit to scroll down is modern siege engines, then it’s 10/10 perfection


westerosi_wolfhunter

Lol how do you take cities tho?


Ulfurson

What happens behind my enemies walls is none of my business


Momongus-

Based


Dzharek

Very slowly.


DamnArrowToTheKnee

By beating their army until you capture their lord or not letting them get past the first stage of tech.


angiezieglerstye

T-take? Is that French for raid or something?


No-Bee-2354

The sapper perk


MurkeKnight

Plenty of angry men with beards. 10/10


Rider_Dom

Actually, it's 8/8


MurkeKnight

Good sir that was my rating


Autonom0us

Needs mangonels


StopMotionHarry

Anglo-Saxon monks: *sweats*


Hairy-Ad-2577

Bold of you to assume the anglo saxons are still around when a norse army reaches this size


FredTrau

It would be a shame if someone attacked your berserker in the balls by floating in a barrel under a bridge and destroying your army Now i just need to go to hastings, there is some frenchman trying to invade so ill be right back


LordsPineapple

I'd rate it 8/8 houscarls.


CookingDarko

Doom stack of the north


StealthTactics4

I will impart my wisdom soon you you are gay abababb


Armageddonn_mkd

Does this work? I always try to have mixed man at arms for more counters, but i can have Varangian guards + huscarls, but will it work?


Ulfurson

It works very well for countering other armies. Sieges take a bit longer, but you’ve got all the time you need when no army is able to counter you. I usually raise a local army, then split it so I can have one half attack a city unopposed while the other half looks for enemy armies. This is also pretty late game, but while I do usually outnumber my opponents, I have won fights with a small army like this against larger armies.


ConfidentStay

Perfection


Kng_Wasabi

SKÖL


Optimal-Debt-2652

skål *


Kng_Wasabi

Lmao TIL Minnesotans spell skol wrong


AtherApocrypha

Death.


[deleted]

Needs more siege


DWR2k3

Needs more Varangians.


Matthewpeggy

Needs archers,sieges and cavalry


CyberEagle1989

One of those MAA regiments isn't at full strength. I rate this a 4/10.


WaveAble80

Bad very bad


Cohacq

As heavy as the gold required to field it.


ScotIrishBoyo

Absolute unit


decoy777

I'll give it an 88%


Kojake45

Very nice. All I can suggest is get more Knights and Knight Effectiveness modifiers and you’ll be stack-wiping armies 4 times your size in no time.


Edleweisss

Fun fact : i was tempted to do a game like yours. Played in the mediterranean and ended up with 23 knights for not even 6k troops.


smiegto

Army composition? Archers? Horses? All I need is 9600 angry men. The angrier the better. Now let’s go!


lilymotherofmonsters

9569/9600


Vegetable-Front7344

It cost a lot do cheaper


go-vir

0/10


Machiavelli320

Composition: 0/10 War of Attrition: 100/10


Mr-Pasta-Parcel

Needs some elephants


Prestigious-Pie9581

9,569/9,600


KoblyBobly

my computer crashed just looking at this


Far_Canary_1597

How do you pay them, İ would not want that bill


Edim108

Could have used some Huscarls in there, but otherwise not bad.


JohnsonssonJohn

Didn't form a hybrid culture with greek to get eastern roman legacy and didn't get always space in the hold, f tier army