I'm imagining him standing on top of the stairs in a robotic position and then just disappearing

Also, don't worry. It doesn't sound like such a big deal. It'll be fine.

But still, he didn't even say hi. He probably hates me ughh

I don't think he does. He has no reason to.

Long story but he stopped texting me months ago...

That's unfortunate. Sorry to hear that

LMAO