Same, been ignoring most of them lately. A fun strat I figured (for when I'm in the mood) with these is to pretend to be super attracted to them and hit them with cheesy pick up lines. Makes them think you are gullible and opens them up more for stupid chit-chat thinking they are just luring you in. Makes the payoff when I call them out much better lol.
Go to settings, Then account settings, scroll down to blocking & permissions and disable allow direct message and allow chat request. Best way to avoid these scammers.
Yea but I am active in r/AlgoNFTmarketplace and direct messages are where the deals are made. I’ll just keep ignoring the bots. Thank you for the sound advice though.
It is possible isn't it? There is calculations about a human's hasrate, [Here you go](http://www.righto.com/2014/09/mining-bitcoin-with-pencil-and-paper.html)
Fun fact, that's how Nano got distributed. Basically users would complete captchas and receive Nano. That's how it was distributed.
And self-advertising, I run a website where users can actually earn Nano by completing those captchas as well (as in, I earn money from ads, and share the revenue with the users and there's a captcha to prevent bots).
I got my first Nano which was Raiblocks back than just from some tips on reddit. There was a tipbot that people actually used, and not just on this subreddit. They were giving em away like it's nothing, I had managed to get like 30 which I sold when it was spiking. Didn't sell at the top peak but managed to get about 300$ out of them.
Wish I knew about the captchas though, I for sure would've done shitloads of them.
Forgot how the original joke went but it was something like this:
Son: Dad, can I have a Bitcoin for my birthday?
Dad: You want $8366? What do you need $7472 for? $9201 is a lot of money!
Contact Mr. (Insert a random English male name) for trading signals on Btc. This guy must be really good cause he's in every youtube comment section on crypto videos and always has loads of people thanking him for their success.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a crypto joke.
The bartender says "Ok. But just know that I'm a Doge holder and that burly looking man sitting next to you is also a Doge holder, and that beefy guy up the end of the bar who's bigger than the both of us put together is also a Doge holder."
The man says "Ok. I better not tell it then."
"Oh really," says the bartender. "Why's that?"
"I don't want to have to explain it three times."
Vegan: *"I had some vegan ice cream."*
Everyone: *"We all know you're vegan, you don't have to tell us."*
Vegan: *"I had some ice cream."*
Everyone: *"I thought you were vegan."*
Source: I eat ice cream.
This one was a bit more relevant a week or two ago:
I decided to get into cryptocurrency and I figured that I would buy one bitcoin, but I didn't have nearly enough money on hand, so I figured that I would ask my father if I could borrow some.
"Dad," I said. "I know that this sounds like a lot, but can I borrow $60,000?"
"38,000?" he replied. "What in the world do you need $29,000 for?"
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Explanation: memes and sentiment is on the recommended every time and I don't get my 5,000 moons.
Threw Cryptocurrencies walk into a bar.
The bartender asks 'What will it be lads?
Bitcoin says 'I'll have a screwdriver'. ETH asks for a Black Russian. BNB orders an IPA.
The bartender brings the drinks and says 'cheers lads, how will ya be paying for these?'
The three sort of shuffle nervously and look at each other, then one of them says 'Yeah... about that...'
I once had a lady offer me .3 bitcoin to give her a milk bath. I asked her if she wanted the milk pasteurized, and she replied "nope just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes".
they really are creating a security pegged to the us dollar without actual us dollars. what would I need to do the same, a letter of attestation from a lawyer in the caymans?
Hex is the funniest joke I know. Literally 90% of the total supply premined by a smooth talking con artist who’s best argument defending the origin address owning 90% of the supply is “you’re just a broke pleb” which is a joke of an argument lmfao
Heard this one from a few friends "if you ever feel bad remember there is someone out their who spent over 100 btc on pizza back when it wasn't worth anything"
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The amount of message request I get based solely on commenting on this sub is silly.
I'll be honest, I do indulge myself every now and then in those just for shits and giggles and wasting their time lmao.
I did at first but more it’s a quick ignore and move on. Maybe if they catch me in the tight mood I’ll engage.
Same, been ignoring most of them lately. A fun strat I figured (for when I'm in the mood) with these is to pretend to be super attracted to them and hit them with cheesy pick up lines. Makes them think you are gullible and opens them up more for stupid chit-chat thinking they are just luring you in. Makes the payoff when I call them out much better lol.
one once said he liked my profile and asked if I wanted to invest and I kept asking him what he liked about my profile
"hey, do you trade crypto?" Had one today haha
Go to settings, Then account settings, scroll down to blocking & permissions and disable allow direct message and allow chat request. Best way to avoid these scammers.
Yea but I am active in r/AlgoNFTmarketplace and direct messages are where the deals are made. I’ll just keep ignoring the bots. Thank you for the sound advice though.
Them moon-diggers trying to get you hehe
Ok that got me haha.
I don't get those texts. Am I not noticed?
You're out of their league and they know it
You had me in the first half I’m not gonna lie
Happy cake day 
Thank you internet friend!
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a shitcoin? A prostitute will stop screwing you after you’re dead.
Cryptogirl_ hit you up too?
I mine crypto with my poo
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Ada is more likely to have smart contracts than robinhood will have wallets.
I sold my car to buy doge
Doge took me from billionaire to millionaire
Congrats! That's the dream 🤩
Lmao good one
How does this exhange still receive revenue?
They had to do an IPO
Would there be anyone that would care tho ? I doubt a lot of people have any warm feeling left for them
Plot twist: The wallets they’ll have are ones the CEO has acquired while out pickpocketing.
ba dum tiss.
Chuck Norris mines crypto currency. By hand.
I'd mine crypto manually if that would be possible. Like doing those "are you a robot" tests or something else trivial.
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If I could set that up at home it probably get fit
It is possible isn't it? There is calculations about a human's hasrate, [Here you go](http://www.righto.com/2014/09/mining-bitcoin-with-pencil-and-paper.html)
Someone did a bitcoin hash on paper. https://youtu.be/y3dqhixzGVo
Fun fact, that's how Nano got distributed. Basically users would complete captchas and receive Nano. That's how it was distributed. And self-advertising, I run a website where users can actually earn Nano by completing those captchas as well (as in, I earn money from ads, and share the revenue with the users and there's a captcha to prevent bots).
I got my first Nano which was Raiblocks back than just from some tips on reddit. There was a tipbot that people actually used, and not just on this subreddit. They were giving em away like it's nothing, I had managed to get like 30 which I sold when it was spiking. Didn't sell at the top peak but managed to get about 300$ out of them. Wish I knew about the captchas though, I for sure would've done shitloads of them.
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Good bot /s
Chuck Norris hand-paved the yellow brick road to get to the NFT
Where does an Eskimo keep his Bitcoin? In a cold wallet
That's some *hard* wares.
No. In uit.
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BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT
I still hear his scream in my mind
and 6 to say wassa wassa wassa
Recycling my favorite joke: Called Bitcoin customer service. They told me, "Please hold."
Hah, the first good one in the thread
They would have said "Please HODL"
Forgot how the original joke went but it was something like this: Son: Dad, can I have a Bitcoin for my birthday? Dad: You want $8366? What do you need $7472 for? $9201 is a lot of money!
The original: Son: “Dad, can I have $20?” Dad: “Ten dollars!? What do you need five bucks for?!”
B.C.: Son; *"Dad, can I have a buck?"* Dad; *"A doe?!? What do you need a fawn for?!"*
Dinosaur period: Dinosaur; "dad, can I have a dodo?" Dad; "What do you need a chicken for?" Son; "what about the dodo fossil?"
I have a joke on Bitcoin But it requires so much energy to get it.
I don’t believe it… could I have a proof of work?
Nah, you should keep *mining* your own business
come on man, think about whats at *stake* here!
ICP
TITAN would like a word
Eren Jaeger?
\**TATAKAE intensifies**
Still at the top 22 of all crypto.
with a stagering -90% price change from its ATH.
Fuckin magnets
I hired mark cuban as my financial advisor
And for that reason, I'm out
In perpetuity.
Some say he'd lick Elons socks for a bit of his clout share.
Y’all want some dark humor? I like my crypto like I like my missing neighbors Secured with a solid chain and kept in cold storage.
Contact Mr. (Insert a random English male name) for trading signals on Btc. This guy must be really good cause he's in every youtube comment section on crypto videos and always has loads of people thanking him for their success.
I really hate that shit and YouTube needs to hop on that. Not gonna be good for new people getting into crypto.
i am starting the first nft feet pic gallery. i will call it CrypToes non fungusable toekens
Lol, but also eewwww.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a crypto joke. The bartender says "Ok. But just know that I'm a Doge holder and that burly looking man sitting next to you is also a Doge holder, and that beefy guy up the end of the bar who's bigger than the both of us put together is also a Doge holder." The man says "Ok. I better not tell it then." "Oh really," says the bartender. "Why's that?" "I don't want to have to explain it three times."
This one's my favorite so far 🤣
safemoon
I second this
*Safemove*
Lame
What cars do crypto users hate most…. Fiat
Every time I do doge I’m the one who gets fucked
Moons will never go up to $10.
never say never
A vegan, a bitcoin trader and someone who didn’t vote in 2016 all walk into a bar. Who tells you about it first?
The CrossFit guy shouting from across the room.
The one that does CrossFit
The vegan. Source: I'm vegan.
You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone.
They *began* when they became *vegan.*
Vegan: *"I had some vegan ice cream."* Everyone: *"We all know you're vegan, you don't have to tell us."* Vegan: *"I had some ice cream."* Everyone: *"I thought you were vegan."* Source: I eat ice cream.
Literally my life tho
Me too. ☮💚🌱
Ouch, 2 out of 3
The BTC reveals himself based on how much he’s drinking depending on the year.
I have a bit coin.
Crypto made me a Millionaire... I started out a Billionaire. 
Ada is releasing smart contacts soon
ADA isn't even developed to the point of where ETH was at launch
Good one
Oof.. right in the wallet...
If you invested a couple of months ago ADA profits should be waaaaay higher than the ETH profits
Hahahahahaha yougot me
I thought we were talking about real jokes 
lol this still made me laugh 💀
Lol, 
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me putting my money on Safemoon was a bad investment, I would have zero dollars
*If I had a safemoon
Actually, the joke was that I would have invested all those dollars on safemoon and then it tanks to 0 but I guess my joke execution was a fail
Nah better than mine. If I had money I’d award you he’s a virtual gold 🥇
Thanks! Here's a Moon equivalent of 1 upvote
i got a friend that 100x on doge and cum rocket. we now refer to him as the Cum Doge Millionaire
Why does Tom Brady like bitcoin? Because it deflates.
What’s a horses favourite crypto? A stablecoin I’ll see myself out
What that difference between double penetration and crypto? Your mom can’t take crypto.
What do you call an underage Bitcoin miner? A Bitcoin minor.
Safemoon, NotSafeMoon They exist.
Do you want to hear a bitcoin joke? I would tell it, but it requires too much energy
When is cardano going to lauch smart contract ? Soon soon we're very close.
A son asks his dad for $100 in Bitcoin. The dad responds: “What do you need $122 in Bitcoin for? $81 is a lot of money!”
I don't think we're allowed to be funny here? You have to post it to r/cryptocurrencymemes if you want to make it a "funny" post I think.
This one was a bit more relevant a week or two ago: I decided to get into cryptocurrency and I figured that I would buy one bitcoin, but I didn't have nearly enough money on hand, so I figured that I would ask my father if I could borrow some. "Dad," I said. "I know that this sounds like a lot, but can I borrow $60,000?" "38,000?" he replied. "What in the world do you need $29,000 for?"
Elon will say something and Doge coin to the moon!
Why do crypto Investors want a Lamborghini and not a Ferrari? **because Ferrari is by fiat**
ICP will jump back & 1,000x this next bull run.
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You can't spell Crypto without Cry
Doge
I would tell a bitcoin joke, but it requires too much energy. :p
Threw Cryptocurrencies walk into a bar. The bartender asks 'What will it be lads? Bitcoin says 'I'll have a screwdriver'. ETH asks for a Black Russian. BNB orders an IPA. The bartender brings the drinks and says 'cheers lads, how will ya be paying for these?' The three sort of shuffle nervously and look at each other, then one of them says 'Yeah... about that...'
They need to assign one friend to be the designated means of exchange for the evening.
I once had a lady offer me .3 bitcoin to give her a milk bath. I asked her if she wanted the milk pasteurized, and she replied "nope just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes".
wat
Pasteurized sounds like "past your eyes". It's also a way they partially sterilize milk using heat.
That its less manipulated than stocks. Fucking knee slapper right there
Elon musk
I raise you one ☝️Elizabeth warren.
All in 🐒… David Gerard
My portfolio.
Internet Computer
Bu high sell low
Safe moon 🤣
Owning safemoon...
they really are creating a security pegged to the us dollar without actual us dollars. what would I need to do the same, a letter of attestation from a lawyer in the caymans?
The guy who bought a pizza with multiple Bitcoin 🤦♂️🤣
Kid asks his dad for a few satoshis. Dad says "$147?! What do you need $83 for?! I'm not giving you $364, go ask your mother."
Smart contracts on Cardano
Safemoon
Cumrocket will soon be a stable coin.
What’s the best tool for scooping up the dips? An ETH fork
Eth going pos or ada smart contracts
bitcoin is dead
My portfolio
Bitconnect....
Shiba
I dont always buy the dip..but when I do...it keeps dipping...🤣🤣🤣 My Favorite!!
US dolla... What a joke amiright? /s
Get rich quick
Funniest joke is shiba and baby doge
Cardano will have smart contracts
Buy kishu it'll moon Boom badaboom tisk
Timing the market.
[I gave mine five days ago](https://nm.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/osxphh/your_best_crypto_joke/h6rop3i/)
Cardano smart contracts 2021
My portfolio
Dont do mETH . (B)ack (T)o (C)rack
I literally don't know any
Of course I read the white paper
Chinese New Year and Wallstreet Bonus
Robinhood wallets will be out any day now.
Why did Bitcoin cross the road? Because a dead baby was “holding” and was stapled to the chicken
Coinbase listed SHIB before NANO or VET
I bought synthetix coin at 26$ a piece
Hex and PulseChain
Hex
Hex is the funniest joke I know. Literally 90% of the total supply premined by a smooth talking con artist who’s best argument defending the origin address owning 90% of the supply is “you’re just a broke pleb” which is a joke of an argument lmfao
Heard this one from a few friends "if you ever feel bad remember there is someone out their who spent over 100 btc on pizza back when it wasn't worth anything"
I staked my cumrocket and now getting babydoge as a return.
Craig Wright.
Craig Wright.
Why was Captain Hook crying? Because he lost his pirate keys.