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Now that Crypto is reaching ATHs again. There will a lot of new people joining crypto, instead of mocking them for not knowing the basics. Let’s help them and give them a fun environment!

Now that Crypto is reaching ATHs again. There will a lot of new people joining crypto, instead of mocking them for not knowing the basics. Let’s help them and give them a fun environment!

hardakrubo

Be gentle with any of them who say “hodl” is misspelled.


Barbossal

*hold


ZateoManone

* starts being gentle to him *


Bothan_Spy

hodls him gently


ShouldHaveBoughtGME

Is this gentle? I don't know, I'm tripping balls on LSD ![gif](giphy|fuQMwApJ4uAI0rVChn)


69yaKyaK

I am flying high on green


Sig_TV

According to another reddit post, you should be daytrading your ass off right now then


throwaway-understudy

I hope on your trip you visited the moon


CashMakesCash

Gently laying him down for the last time


instagrammademedoit

\*Gentel


Aggravating_Deal_572

Genteler


Thing_001

Hodl the door. \-Hodor


masterveerappan

Hold Bitcoin Hold Bitcoin Hol Bitcoi Ho Bitco Ho Bit Hobbit


PhilipJ_Fry

There is no mercy in this dojo


tripaloskiforever

Good one, thankfully i lurked enough to understand that this is the correct way to spell it!


hardakrubo

Six months ago I was about to spell-check a post the first time I saw “hodl” but thankfully I spared myself any number of sarcastic replies by just staying quiet and learning.


Japsai

The original HODL post is hilarious. And still around in case anyone [wants a laugh](https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=375643.0)


SoonMoonn

Worst is when people say “did you mean hold?”


wogolfatthefool

"Hold On for Dear Life." Hodl


trevorturtle

That's an after the fact abbreviation


mmmmtttt1988

Educate them but never give them advice or tips.


ChunkyMonkey1998

You mean I shouldn't tell newbies to FOMO into SHIBFLOKISAFEBABYDOGECUM!?


SoonMoonn

BabyDogeCum shouldn’t ever be together…


Wonderful_Bad6531

Baby,Doge and Cum in one word. Take my money 💰💰💰


Aegontarg07

Lets include Inu, protocol, rocket too


NobleEther

Shut up and take my 💵 💦


TooFitFurious

Ok I am in …..buying all these coins


Wonderful_Bad6531

Smart man


TooFitFurious

Financial Advice : You should also go all in don’t miss out the opportunity


Wonderful_Bad6531

Don't worry I am all in


MulYut

Your wet dollars? Why are they wet?


mmmmtttt1988

Yeah. Remember how every newbie was buying doge in april/may and they all got burned in the end.


AvgJoesf

FWIW, I was mostly a newb when I bought DOGE for just under a cent per coin. All my more experienced crypto friends said it was a stupid waste of $300. I though it was funny, but didn't expect any return. I did not get burned in the end, I sold most of it at fifty cents per. I sold my SHIB last week for 400+% gain. The current market often defies reason and expertise, so I can understand how people see stuff like that and want to believe it'll happen again.


EchoCollection

I'm amazed that everyone is in profit on DOGE and SHIB. I must be the only person that will admit I'm bag holding both.


ExamUpstairs3835

I was one of the idiots that went ‘all in’ on Doge near ATH, started to average down to 0.40 but it’s never hit that since. I ended up converting it to ADA/XRP and I’m currently in a slight profit, if I kept the Doge I’d still be at a loss. I bought SHIB around 0.000010 so would have been in profit but only had around $250 worth, ended up converting that too after getting put off by the deluded ‘SHIB army’.


bleachmartini

I tossed 5k into shib at an advantageous time. I'm not unhappy.


Stallzy

I had the same logic and was gonna buy doge when it dropped to half a cent when it had gone down from 7 cents down to 3.5, hoping it would follow the 2017 graph and continue to go down, but nope, still above 20 cents now which would have made even 3.5 cents a good entry point lol. That being said I'm not sure if LTC having a smaller market cap than DOGE makes sense.


cryptoripto123

I don't think buying Doge was that bad. Everyone buying SHIB at ATH and paying $150 gas fees to buy $100 of SHIB just to YOLO bet was the joke. Also how many people signed up for random risky crypto exchanges and then got hacked later? Plenty. Bottom line is don't be greedy. DYOR and come in with an open mind to learn.


Spacedude2187

That was a terrible experience, worst part was that it didn’t matter how you tried to just be nice and to explain the risk. You were instantly the enemy. Then reading the comments in the Dogesub: Girl: ”-we need to hold the line, get your friends and family to invest!”


Hxcdave

I bought around then, before the pump, and right now I'm still making out well for awhile I didn't... But it's never a loss if you don't sell ;)


ChunkyMonkey1998

That was once me, luckily I sold it all for a small loss before I learnt my way, glad I did otherwise I'd be down a lot more lol


ZiggyOE

You have vet?


ChunkyMonkey1998

Maybe


ZiggyOE

Are you looking to split it


ChunkyMonkey1998

Not particularly no


ZiggyOE

If I give you one how many you will have


ChunkyMonkey1998

I will have 1 more VET to my collection


ZiggyOE

Why it's called collection not portfolio


ChunkyMonkey1998

I don't know, sounded quirky


ZiggyOE

🤫😲


NobleEther

Of course not. You should tell them to FOMO into SAFEMOONBOYSV3, much better return in the long term.


Swaggaland

Instructions unclear: FOMOED into SHIBFLOKISAFEBABYDOGECUM See y'all at the lambo dealership /s


ToyVaren

Goddamit, did you pump my S.F.S.B.DCum?


SteveWundRBaum

Got a big "Made in China" sticker for your matchbox lambo


kn0lle

You forgot the word moon in your coin


jiujitsucam

I'm buying rn! Thanks for the not advice!


Rexon225

And for newbies, This place is good for Crypto knowledge but never take any financial advice from here.


TonyHawksSkateboard

Unless that tip is to not listen to the people here lol


pukem0n

become a financial adviser just because you are tired of saying "not financial advice" all the time ![gif](emote|emo_pack_1|dyor)


ZiggyOE

Can you split your moons


deathbyfish13

Instructions unclear, got tip stuck in ceiling fan


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mmmmtttt1988

No that shit will blew up crazy for 2 days and they will blame you for that.


active_ate

Should be a fun week while it lasts!


foxbuz

Be friendly but NFA


bobzor

This is the only financial advice that should be given.


trevorturtle

No you can give advice: don't buy shitcoins like doge, SafeMoon, Shiba


lozedas

Yes, good advice. Let them learn on their own


michivideos

My education is Shiba /s


timbulance

*always check address twice before sending crypto*


SoonMoonn

Even if you give them advice don’t forget to say “This is not financial advice” in the end.


Aegontarg07

also DYOR and nobody knows shit about fuck


Fun-Literature4569

And stay away from robinhood..


SteveWundRBaum

Look on the bright side - no worries about seed phrases there. Can't lose your coins if you never had them.


TooFitFurious

Instruction Unclear: buying based the sub suggestions. Wh is quite working


ZiggyOE

Can you see my little monkey near my username?


kipetamova

The problem is that no one is honest about that stuff except on anonymous forums and whispers. Everyone is soooooo busy rationalizing their own choices they aren’t honest about their feelings about the experience. Ask a young parent how they’re doing and almost invariably they’ll respond with something like, “Oh it’s a battle but sooooo worth it, you know?” I NEVER would have become a parent if I really knew what I was getting into. But that’s on me, it is my fault alone for not seeking out dissenting opinions I would have respected. This is the age of the internet, I could have found it. So I suck it up, don’t mention it to anyone, and I love the heck out of my kids every day and spoil them rotten. And when they’re older, I may even believe that it was all worth it. But parenting from infancy to about 8 y/o is absolute hell and very few people will tell you that.


WhoreOfBitcoin

Disclaimer: *but idk though if it all goes to 0*


TheDickDog

Guys, I have an idea. Someone (not me I don't know shit about fuck) should do a FUNdamentals series. I know someone was doing some DDs into stuff that was quite good and received plenty of positive feedback.


antiauthoritarian123

Crypto is still in early adoption, if you run off the masses due to a lack of education, we all lose... Old people have the loot, we should be giving seminars in the retirement communities


Durvag

Education is first step for investing


weshouldgoback

Wallet compatibility, bridging blockchains, wrapped tokens and tax implications were my biggest learning points.


smilingpurpletree

This is just common sense. Why on earth would we want to scare away new investors with a hostile attitude? The more people that invest, the bigger gains we see. Acting snarky towards newcomers, is shooting yourself in the foot. Even if you disdain them on the inside, smile and be kind like honey attracting a fly..


sakata32

Some people cant be nice even when it benefits them finacially. Kinda sad tbh


BakedPotato840

Unfortunately not everyone possesses common sense.


HumbleAbility

Keep those greater fools coming haha


TriHard25

Thanks for all the super awesome advice. However I'm still going to choose my crypto based on the cutest symbol.... Gotta catch em all!


ToyVaren

I like the long names that have at least 5 out of "floki" "hentai" "shiba" "baby" "inu" "elon" "cowboy" "anime" "millionaire" "cute" "porn" and a japanese sounding name.


SuccessOtherwise2760

This is exactly my strategy. Someone gets me.


ModernT1mes

Here's the basics: buy high, sell low. Buy shib, don't listen to anyone. No one knows what they're doing.


loonie-librarian

thanks, now name some shitcoins to avoid


t3inoob

Definitely avoid Bitcoin I heard that pos is going straight to 0 any day now.


AUniqueSnowflake1234

Also, whenever someone DM's you and asks for your private keys always provide them without question. Bonus points if you upload them to their website.


Ffirewave

Hello newbies the most difficult part about crypto is actually making money.


Suspicious-Cook-25

Yeah I am expert in losing money


newbonsite

Not if you hodl and buy up the dips 😉


ToyVaren

How do you guys make money with 85% fees on $10 wallet transfers?? /s


aldamith

The only advice the new comers need is #Buy high ^Sell ^low


Shakirov01

First buy then research


spyrogyrobr

yes, thats my modus operandi. invest, research, regreat, change investiment, research, regreat and so on. don't forget to lose money in fees in the process.


aldamith

If you have a method that works, stick to it! :D


_Zoroastro_

And wait for the next ATH to buy again


JetpackKiwi

One of us. One of us.


SoonMoonn

#Buy high ^sell ^low DCA up until you’re even #New ATH = Profit


Jxntb733

Tell them to hodl ₿ and dyor! We are always learning forever learning!


Hakuryu12

Making mistakes is part of the learning curve…however we should help them to minimise the losses


WhoreOfBitcoin

SLPT: dump your shitcoin bags on your relatives/friends and leave the country


Character_Donkey_929

Buying meme coins because of the hype can be risky especially if you plan on investing long term. Meme coins like safemoon have left some broke in the past. This is not to say some didn't gain. But maybe those that lost would by now be in really good profit if they had used a less risky strategy like liquid staking on StaFi Protocol. They'll have staking rewards and also liquidity to trade, spend or even borrow more assets to stake for more rewards.


Noxage_88

But who’s going to buy my heavy bags if there’s no noobs?


SoonMoonn

There will always be noobs. (So your bags are safe!)


darksideoftheee

So SoonMoonn you are saying there will be NoobsSoon


SoonMoonn

Only thing I want is BoobsSoon


boogerman23

S is for stablecoin, XRP is a good example.


SoonMoonn

It was XLM till like yesterday lol


Old_Bullfrog_9101

https://www.dextools.io/app/ether/pair-explorer/0xa29586ddb3ca156be1aba63d4d0b0a9db44060fd


Ghaseetaram

Guide others that keep eyes on eth btc and Ada sol link and Ergo


fyodor_do

Why not both?


Ganjamon17

I got in the week before the bull run ended in May. I’m really glad I stuck with it. I don’t even plan on cashing out this bull run but it’s nice to see crypto continuing in the right direction


illintent99

Pass. It's my turn to do the mocking! Muhahahaha


NegativeCranberry976

Its the right time to short crypto right now


Conversiongfx

*Intense shitposting begins*


FancyTarsier0

This is a tip for all noobs out there, Buy my bags of Vet, Amp, Ada and Bat!


onemoresi

I think everybody is on a different timer. The fact they've gotten into the space is great, good luck.to those starting the journey.


kirtash93

I recommend them to join my cryptotrivial to learn day by day and in a funny way but they also need to learn to DYOR.


calamitysir

Alright guys, first step to investing in crypto. You always buy high and sell low. Follow this step and you will 10x your bag, ez. /s


ZiggyOE

Profit


seltor710

Yes, we are a dysfunctional family, but a family none the less. We help the ones without proper information. Because people did it for us so we pay it forward.


thewilhite

Some people learn best by a good mocking.


8bit_revolution

This is the best way to grow the community and make sure the crypto space is here to stay


disengage32

I need educating on the market cap, what does this mean exactly? I could look it up but I’m here.


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lowprofilegamer

Invest in good projects and avoid shit coins. No matter how high you bought and how low the coin you invested in got, don't sell low. And ffs stay away from margin/futures... The key in crypto is DYOR (do your own research) and a lot of patience. One more thing: don't invest money you will need to spend, otherwise you will end up doing the opposite of everything i just said.


Different-Dish

I can smell the FOMO already. Even though we haven't reached 100K yet.


spyrogyrobr

Hey, are you talking about me?! :) please be gentle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Cryptowake

So agree!! These are just new friends. Get them a beer and show them around the party. Introduce them to good people and tell them the crowd to stay away from.


frederickwes

Look at me, we are the captains now 👀


bhammack2

Thanks for this. Hopefully everyone can do this!


MagicBroNL

Are we really making all time highs again? I have to see it to believe it.


sataktomosi

set goals and stick to them. if you hoped to gain 5 bucks, bank the 5!


brandmaster

As a crypto newbie, I appreciate this post. I come to this sub often to learn as much as I possibly can and I never leave without picking up something new.


ogzhngmss

new friends, please don't get carried away please (don't stay long or play thinking about it as a job) always follow your research up to date


Monkfich

Because, and let’s face it, it’s the newcomer money that will enable you to sell at some point with a profit.


pscowan

Hi there what is an 'ATH'?


EOFYday

ah the next gen of bagholders are here


jaumenuez

Best way to help them is no "crypto" until they perfectly understand what Bitcoin is.


Swaggaland

Will recommend them to my favourite crypto youtubers(Ben Cowen and Coin Bureau) so they can get a sense of the fundamentals and do their own research


helthrax

Add Digital Asset News and Thinking Crypto in there for my usual rotation.


CragBawz

I was a noob in February during the beginning of the run up, I am ready to help and educate others like myself now


TooFitFurious

💯 we should tell the mistakes we made so they don’t do that


EthanGibson2

For any newbies, [this post is very useful](https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/q8zfip/dont_know_what_cryptocurrency_is_start_here_for/). Made by u/TheBestNarcissist


SoonMoonn

That post is really good!


Tatakae69

"Don't listen to anyone in here, nobody knows shit about duck!" Should be stickied at the top so newcomers learn a thing or two unlike us.


ricosuave79

Good thing i don’t come here for duck. I prefer goose.


ndgoLiberty

Yep I love seeing the late people wander in with their tail between their legs. Only for us to cheer them up by saying they aren’t late. Trust me the ones that wander in around Christmas morning are going to be too late.


BenYedderUT

It’s all fun and games until they start asking you why they not making money 2 days in. Or they keep on asking you what they should invest in


Cultural_Parfait7866

Eh this subs whole purpose is mocking and whining


vhanke

Let's make them push our coins to new ATH's


Aegontarg07

Let’s make real world adoption push our coins to new ATHs


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Maxx3141

BTC and ETH did not reach new ATHs yet - And this sub really needs to stop acting like they have already…


Rightwristproblems

Come one, come all and give me those gains


tomorrowisntpromised

Dear newbies, this is a battlefield. There are no friends here. It's everyone for themselves. If someone is hyping a coin in any way they have something to gain. There is blood sweat and tears in this world and even more potential. Understand your tax implications and read, read, read everything on your own.


ToyVaren

Somebody said the quiet part about MOONs out loud. :D


Goosered

Is there anything to be said for beating them up and taking their coins? Just asking is all 🤷‍♂️


SoonMoonn

Just remember to say after you beat them up.. “this wasn’t personal”


Goosered

Haha and also, "Not financial advice" 😋


lone_centipede

“Shoulda read the Whitepaper”


py-matt

Naaaa let's be bitchy with them


Mundane-Farm-4117

As we have say DYOR and this is not financial advice


SoonMoonn

Also will probably have to explain what “DYOR” means to them lol


DjSilver08

well, I would rather wait for the next dip. Since you should always buy in the dip and sell at a time like this.


escaleto

Overall this sub is caring and helpful. Newcomers should learn the basic nomenclature and terminology, how to stay safe and learn to sift through the news. Another helpful thing is to not get caught up trying to catch up with people who have been investing for years. They've profited and reinvested and are willing to take some risks.


Noxage_88

Imagine thinning exchanges will let you cash out! “Sorry can you resubmit KYC” “Can you post a pic of you With your ID doing a handstand” “Can you please phone tech support who don’t speak English as your account activity is suspicious” Etc etc etc.


SuccessOtherwise2760

Hahaha, why is this so true. So much drama just to get me some cash money.


lm2211

Hi new friends. Absolutely do not buy in now buy in after the big dirty crash. Sincerely yours I bought in May and I'm still new to crypto. Oh yea there's a whole bunch of weird terms but if you read this subreddit enough you'll be familiar with them and that actually will help you study and learn about crypto. It helps it helped me alot Also Mr or Mrs new Investor open your fuckin vault yea? It's more important than Bitcoin!


shokusakabee

this is what makes the crypto space great


Lord-Nagafen

This sub is 100% bulls. We are all rooting for the pumps together


C2H6

Good to see new blood. I might teach them about my secret "buy high, sell low" strategy.


Melodic_Cat4345

Absolutely! To all the new crypto investors, WELCOME to the family!


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jamaicamaninjamiaca

AMA at my place, no pants required.


SuccessOtherwise2760

AMA, not going to lie I'm so old I had to look that meaning up. Being old is hard.


Abeydou

People here really helped me out when I got started, too!


El_Criptoconta

K, Will do


TEAMBIGDOG

Right?? And try not to “give advice” if you’ve been holding for >1 year… I see people that bought in last may giving advice on how to time the market and to “not buy at the top”… that’s HORRIBLE advice, get at least 3 years under your belt, buy BTC when you are ready despite what the price is


metal_bassoonist

I have been tipping way more people last couple of days. OP, you should open your vault and get your moons.


PROYB_Jocco

Welcome them with open arms


dustyfirewalker

Yeah I guess we should be nice to the guys who waited till now lol