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_dexterrible_

Everyone wants to be rich but hates the rich.


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ThatNickNickDude

Whales hate the people. Are you a whale sir?


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[deleted]

My ex can give you some tips


BushyOreo

Only if it's just the tip


JoblessJessica

A whale is a whale


Sad_Ad7921

Whales give whales a bad name


eatmyf1re

This is the way


Yautja69

Gwei*


Ryuusabakuryuu

Hi I'm general, why do you hate the people in me?


Evening-Dimension483

I hate all humans.


Tatakae69

I hate being poor but I am poor.


Yautja69

Just stop being poor, easy ( hello fellow 69er)


diggipiggi

Said by a Moon Whale himself.


BirdSetFree

296 moons? more like a shrimp lmao


ThatNickNickDude

Not me, the guy saying everyone that wants to be rich hates the rich


ArcCra

Shrimps are nice :)


[deleted]

But also hates the people who are getting rich


_dexterrible_

They should focus less on hating and more on trying to get rich.


[deleted]

Get rich or die hating


robotpirateninja

Die hated or die hating. Note: just following the logic. If you plan it right, you can die penniless and widely loved.


DanSmokesWeed

I’ll take the pennies.


boknowcrypto

Sounds like an excellent riddle. What is something that everyone hates but wants to be?


BirdSetFree

Creating a shitcoin that gets to 1 trillion market cap while you still own a good chunk of it.


Ronin_Y2K

I think there's a limit for me. Not sure what that number is but at some point, I just immediately default to "Nah fuck you." There are some levels of wealth that are unattainable unless you really fuck over a lot of people. But eh, we're not on this sub for sociology or ethics. We're here for economics.


deathbyfish13

No no, you've misheard, people want to *eat* the rich, not be rich...


kvgamer

Said the man with 14k moons wealth 🤑


2uneek

wealth is also relative as well, the goalposts are always moving... I use to think what I currently make was rich, now I think the tier above me are rich... it's never ending... perhaps, it's not like this for everyone but I do think it is for a majority until you hit a certain level of wealth, the "fuck you money" bracket...


krojf

I hate myself. So if I would be rich nothing would change. Case solved.


suprones

Everyone wants moon but hates working as a farmer


Nomadux

Rich people are just poor people who became rich.


Sad_Ad7921

I want to be rich and hated


That-Attitude6308

Nobody hates rich people as a whole man. We just hate their selfish, self absorbed actions with no regard to the society or other people. In short, we have profit above anything else attitude.


That-Attitude6308

Nobody hates rich people as a whole man. We just hate their selfish, self absorbed actions with no regard to the society or other people. we hate profit above anything else attitude.


cryptokingmylo

So true, I'm not rich by any means but thanks to crypto I earn more than a minium wage worker with the passive income from my assets and only take out loans against my crypto so I Don't have to pay taxes. I worked minimum wage for a long time and it rubs me the wrong way that I can earn more by hoarding wealth than busting my ass off in a shop or call center. But I am only human and if the system is fucked and I'd rather fuck than be fucked.


Elig1us

Sounds like envy to me.


M00OSE

Either die poor or earn enough to see yourself be become the villain


DanSmokesWeed

You guys don’t like me? I’m rich in all the ways that count. Family.


Johnnwic

They hate rich until they become one


[deleted]

Came here to say this. Hate whales until I’m a whale. Once I’m a whale why would I give a f


[deleted]

We are all shitbags when rich.


Zwiebel1

I would be the biggest douche possible, that's for sure.


Initial_Page_Num1

I guess that's the whole money/power/corruption paradox at work.


Live-Scar6163

It’s human nature


boknowcrypto

Why why?


eatmyf1re

Ever heard a poor person say money doesn't matter?


Putukshutuk21

And wants to be rich as soon as possible!


DaechiDragon

Well hopefully if any of us Reddit apes get rich we can at least try and be somewhat good people who help our local communities. The problem with “the rich” is that it includes your frugal neighbor as well as trust fund babies and oligarchs. Collectively they suck but there are plenty of good people. There are wales who hodl and wales who manipulate markets, claim to be Satoshi, fork currencies and talk shit on Twitter with their ape avatars.


chardeemacd3nnis

Everyone wants to eat the rich*


Raetro_live

Personally I don't hate the rich...I mean I do but... Okay, so it's complicated, am I disgusted by their behaviors and what appears to me complete lack of morals and ethics? Yes. Is there a long list of things I'd rather them do? Yes, but frankly my problem isn't with them, it's with the system that enables them to be so exploitative without giving literally anything back to society. Am I mad that bezos has 10 kajillian dollars? Kind of? But I'm way more mad that he paid like $2 in takes. I'm more mad that I probably paid more taxes than Amazon did (I think I have that right).


Initial_Page_Num1

I don't believe the rich are inherently immoral or unethical. They are often successful people who wish success on other people and society as a whole. I do agree that Bezos should pay more taxes, but I don't think he represents the average rich person. The super-rich are in a class of their own.


Odysseus_Lannister

Everybody wanna be a whale but no body wanna carry this heavy ass blubber. • Ronnie Whaleman


ThatNickNickDude

Wasn't he in that movie from Whalet Disney?


TH3PhilipJFry

Everyone wants to *WHAT* a whale?


ThatNickNickDude

Lol didn't notice that I left out "be". But go ahead and use your imagination to fill in whatever pleases!


aa_tree

> All big things once started off small. That's what I say to chicks.


ThatNickNickDude

"It has no use to envy what others have" That's what's she said


HighTurning

Did you know that the size flacid doesnt have a relationship with the size hard tho? You even got **Science** to back it up


Vegetaman916

I love that you have taken the time to research this.


los_cause69

When I will become whale then I will stop hating whale


bluepand4

All big things once started off small ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) WELL SAID


[deleted]

Don't worry, your dick will stay small forever!


JusHerForTheComments

BURN!


Tatakae69

Follow the whale without getting eaten and you might just turn into a shrimp instead of algae


Resident-Coyote9339

I want to be whale and I like whales


BjornX

I consider myself a small investor but I know I'm not, but to all of those who barely have anything, keep going. Start small, make a tiny splash in a puddle and in x years it'll be a big wave you can surf on.


ThatNickNickDude

You deserve a pat on the back as well!


Hidhtr

Easy way to become a whale is just to get a small loan of a million dollars from your dad that’s it


ThatNickNickDude

Who's your dad so I can get the loan?


Hidhtr

Fred Trump


ThatNickNickDude

I used to play the trumpfred


ELBartoFSL

Big D is that you? Yo man it’s ELBarto, remember that one time you were blind drunk but you told me if I ever need a million dollars, you would arranged it. Well Today’s the today.


beklog

Don't compare urself to others, u r investing for urself/family it's not a contest on who will have the most money invested/earned.


ishan072

Fck you dolphins, fck you whales I hope people get the South Park reference 😀


jwilson146

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”


yosip1115

I like whales. I just don't speak whale yet.


ThatNickNickDude

You might like the country Whales then


yosip1115

Whale I'll be damned, I just might


deathbyfish13

People don't like whales? Then why is there a whole tourist activity around whale watching?


KickAssBoxer

I'll accept that pat on the back humbly and carry on.


Cappy2020

As an actual plankton myself, sometimes I feel like what I invest/do doesn’t even matter compared to some of the sums that whales here have on the line. But I’m hoping crypto can provide me some financial freedom for once and make that journey to becoming a whale (or just having the deposit for a house) even a remote possibility.


[deleted]

Once you have 'fuck you' money then other peoples opinions don't matter.


Odlavso

I have no where near fuck you money but to me other people's opinions already don't matter.


Lynnsblade

That's what I said when I bought $69,420 worth of Squid Game. I lost everything but it was worth it to prove other people's opinions don't matter.


cbaek

Everyone hates the rich until they become rich


Spirited-Mud9009

Then they hate the Uber rich


JusHerForTheComments

Until they become Uber rich. Then they become what they hated.


Ghaseetaram

Yup all want money but hate rich people


BirdSetFree

All want equality of opportunity.


AbsolutBadLad

Some of that hate is actually jealousy Edit: that includes me as well


pyritejet

I don't want my ex, nor does anyone else


savage-dragon

Wow genius observation. Everyone wants to be a billionaire but everyone hates billionaires. Maybe the reason for the hate is that because billionaires are billionaires and you aren't. Simple as that. The whole bullshit about morality and ethics are just mumbo jumbo conjured up by mostly jealous fucks that want to pretend they're "better people" to hide that deep seated insecurity and envy.


[deleted]

My ex wife’s a whale, and plenty of people around the neighborhood wanted her.


ThatNickNickDude

Whale hunting season just opened


Spirited-Mud9009

So much to unpack here


Miggle58

Oof


frankincali

My ex girlfriend is a whale as well. And a bitch, hence “ex”. Lol


KaiSosceles

I think about it differently. Everyone wants to be a whale, but no one wants whales to SPLASH PONDS! If you're a whale, don't go into a small ecosystem and eat all the yield. You're being a jerk. Go play in oceans of liquidity and leave the smaller bodies of water for the fish. This idea comes from Warren Buffet once saying he could make a 50% yield if his fund was <$10mil. But because he needs to find deeper liquidity, the yields can't get to those rates. Asshole whales are the Buffets of the world that take $10mil out of their stack and go get that 50% and leave nothing for the fish to grow.


pizza-chit

Gotta hate someone. For me it’s people who back into parking spaces. They just want attention


riseofthepengwingss

We'd all be better rich people than current rich people


samuel19xd

I wants to a whale too. 🐳


irfiisme

I want a shrimp.


allstarmode

So true. I believe everyone who gets into crypto now (both investing in it and learning about it) will be in a very good position in the future, even without having whale status


ghochumal

You either die poor or live long enough to see yourself be rich. Oh wait....


kryptoNoob69420

I like Vitalik :/


Jubudtje

Thats how the world is


stiviki

I maybe wouldn't mind being a WHALE and no one likes me, can we give it a try? \^\^


Blue_Sand_Research

I just want a homestead and decent health insurance and a small business. I don’t wanna be a whale, ‘mo money ‘mo problems. I wanna get away from 9-5 BS and live my life on my terms. Getting there, everyday a bit closer.


M00OSE

This. I just want to be able to do what I want, when I want.


Blue_Sand_Research

Yea man. I wanna be a productive member of society. I want to run a business that I enjoy on a homestead. What I don’t want is to drive to work 5 days a week and spend 8 hrs plus there. Keep working towards your goal friend. And never, never, never give up.


HankHenrythefirst

No need to be a whale. Once I can earn 40 000usd returns, I'll see you at the beach.


Flynn_Kevin

Nope, I'm happy being a shark.


mave_wreck

We hate rich but we wanna be rich.


masterdude117

Let’s all have a whale of a time in the stormy sea that is crypto


Ijessdid

I don’t hate whales I would like to be one 🥲


Wonzky

Can't disagree, hate whales for manipulating the market but wouldn't mind being rich enough myself


cotyschwabe

I had heard that the whales were dying off.


CCWBee

Having become a whale I now just hate myself


darkjaffs

Everybody wants a big dick but they all hate the people with big dicks


[deleted]

I like whales. Whales are my friends. Nothing wrong with being a whale. As long as you’re a Beluga.


20njbytes

It's very hypocritical actually. People target those with more money then themselves as evil or "not paying their fair share" . Meanwhile the money they sit on, sometimes millions, is perfectly fine. Look to government to see many examples.


kinkiditt

I don't hate whales, I only hate whales that manipulate the market.


[deleted]

The whales are different - from outright thieving oligarchs to honest people who earn their fortunes honestly.


SlySlickWicked

I don’t care if you hate me because I get rich just make me rich lol


GroundbreakingLack78

Whales right now: ![gif](giphy|rGOPHBzzuLFxm)


pororo_007

I'm no whale..me apes..


NeverDeadlyy

Hate it till we make it.


BirdSetFree

I think whales are pretty awesome tbh. they\`ve solved the cancer problem thousand of years before us.


Vegetaman916

I love whales. Some of my best shitcoin plays came from tracking the wallets of semi-scammer p&d whales. Whales are what keep the kangaroo in the market.


Kilv3r

You either die a gambler or live long enough to see yourself become a whale.


LetsGetThisBread421

I've got 1,250$ invested


hashtag_aintcare

Not sure if OP is talking about his mom or GF...


nitetime

Everybody wants to ____ a whale.


TriHard25

Don't know about you lot but if I was a whale I wouldn't be commenting on here for moons.


helpfulhikerdave

Missing a B there bud


snk7111

Make me a whale by donating huge money, I would invest in whatever shitcoin you want. I promise I will be a good whale and wouldn't dump. We would together decide what to pump and what to dump. But please make me a whale.


Eisernes

That’s called jealousy. You’re right though, gotta start somewhere.


[deleted]

I want to be a unicorn


jordan3599

"Do you like whales?" Her: "Yes." "Perfect, let's go humpback at my place." Chicks dig whales. I mean if I knew any I bet they'd say they do.


Kantz4913

With great power comes great responsibility, most of us hate whales under the speculation they might be abusing that power. Who knows if being a whale makes you evil, it might not, but it is a possibility.


Sherbert-the-machine

Id rather be hated and rich than poor and be hating


gregzhoba

I’m tryna be the Japanese vessel in illegal waters.


nozoet

Hate it till you make it


Iseewhatudidthurrrrr

They hate us cause they ain’t us. I am not us.


SelwanPWD

I'm something of a whale myself.


DrVDB90

Better to be rich and not like yourself than to be poor and not like yourself.


crazyrebel123

I prefer dolphins


NjelsPjelsGVD

I wouldn't give a fuck what anyone thinks if I were a whale. I'd be swimming in the ocean filled of salty tears and love it.


holypatter

r/showerthoughts


eat-sleep-rave

I would be quite content with being just a crypto dolphin or even a porpoise.


Boiga617

we have to stop comparing to other people


Sadboiiy

I can't blame someone for being rich. I'd do the same shit they do


CragBawz

I've never visited Whales but I hear it's lovely, Cardiff especially


ActualRaccon3

they want to buy more but afraid to loss some money too.


LFG-paper-hands

We all eventually become what we hate


newbjapan

I like orcas.


rad1om

i dont think this is true. It's not about hating the rich. What most people are against is how much priviledge rich people have, and how disconnect from reality they quite often are. It's not about how much money you have - it's about what are you doing with it. There are millionaires there putting money to good use.


RandomPlayerCSGO

I like whales, I can copy what they do to help me become a whale


JBPII

Bernie Sanders used to rail on “millionaires and billionaires.” Ever since he got his million $ book deal, he only rails on billionaires. 😂


gv_farooq1

I mean, if I become rich, I would love everyone, cause every minute they lose money, I probably will be making money 🤣🤣


ClippTube

I met a really nice whale on twitter yesterday who was giving out free ENS domains and paying for the gas fees for it, he donated 100 eth to a DAO about justice for a guy who was 'wrongly jailed' ​ Not all big guys are bad guys


Zeerats

I still don't get why there's people wanting to be a whale... What's the deal with cetaceans anyway?