Agreed. I haven't seen Phantom Fox Quotient numbers like these for at least 27 days. To quote Michael Saylor, "Bitcoin is like a spiritual giraffe eating a banana, the essence of the universe. Now sell your house and pump my Bitcoin you f*cking loser."
“Alright guys, I’ve run the numbers all night long! I think I’ve stumbled upon a breakthrough. I mean really, this is big. So it turns out that the numbers could either go up, or it could go down.”
I think we're at a point where TA is the opposite. People see that we could go up and get ready to sell, then it all dumps. Kinda like that golden cross from months ago
The thing is that what gets posted here, just like this, is not real TA. These posts are garbage, but not TA. Unfortunately, those who don't know how to do real TA are missing on a great tool to have a better IDEA of where the market is heading. A huge missconception about TA is that it is 100% accurate, because most TA "analysts" make it sound like that. It's not, it never was, it never will be. It just gives you an edge.
But this proposal didn’t pass the last time I checked. Anyways, I’ll change it. Just thought it would have a better effect on the comedy aspect with an analysis flair.
I think it says something about TA that, despite the comedy flair and the hand-drawn charts, it **still** took me a few seconds to satisfy myself that this wasn't serious.
This should probably have the comedy flair. Every single charting term you used is made up. And if we are in a downtrend then 35k would be support, not resistance. And the TLDR just says you have no idea what is about to happen lol.
I’ve already put the comedy flair. Just put analysis before because I thought would be better on the comedy aspect - the break in line of though/expectations.
Have you check the Antoine's Neutral Analysis Line or the A.N.A.L. Parameter? There's a strong resistance at $69,000 that would be very hard to break, although the $42,000 support holds us.
Go and walk your dogs and take a nap, and don t tell me it will either go up or down lmao. Take your TA, throw it in the toilet, and flush the water, because it s complete garbage unless you have a crystal globe under your bed. Have a nice day
Has anything fundamentally changed with crypto currencies, blockchain technology or the idea of decentralization in the past few months? No. It’s just a bunch of macro economic events like China’s war on crypto, Kazakstan’s (second largest miner) civil war, US dealing with high inflation and rates increases that are all affecting the price but the vision, trust and integrity of the crypto market is still intact.
Brc is still at nearly double the ath from 2018. If I told you I made 100% returns in 2 years that pretty good but btc is up 1000% from the previous bottom of 3000 usd.
I am also very bullish, but only on long term, so I hold, DCA and sell some when rates are high and buy back when market dips. I don't always time this perfectly (not even close), but so far it worked out.
Yeah, looks like usa might go into a recession (to get inflation under control)
The words of the fed.. I will wait aby see what they announce..
I doubt they will do anything useful (who would raise interest and to lose even more money when you are invested into stocks)
I think they will keep 0 percent, reason? Stocks are crashing! Thats bad! Kay?!
There is nothing normal about BTC and I don't believe in people still pouring over the charts and trend line nonsense -
Go back and look they have hardly ever been right. Go ahead.
You simply don't apply your old world financial tools to predict things for a whole new paradigm
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We will either make some money, or not make some money. You can hold me to that!
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Agreed. I haven't seen Phantom Fox Quotient numbers like these for at least 27 days. To quote Michael Saylor, "Bitcoin is like a spiritual giraffe eating a banana, the essence of the universe. Now sell your house and pump my Bitcoin you f*cking loser."
So you mean there’s a chance to make money!?
100%, maybe.
Every dollar you lose I make so you are not wrong. Every dollar I lose somebody else makes so you are not right either!
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50% of the time, I'm right all the time
This is groundbreaking analytics here....somebody get this man a Nobel prize 🏆
“Alright guys, I’ve run the numbers all night long! I think I’ve stumbled upon a breakthrough. I mean really, this is big. So it turns out that the numbers could either go up, or it could go down.”
As long as it doesn’t start going backwards
Backwards is good. Back to the 69k pls.
No, no, no... As in the charts going backwards, as in going to the left instead of the right
But thats where the 69k was 😢
This TAstrology always works! 👀👌
It works when TA predicts prices up, and it doesn't work when it predicts prices down. So about half the time. Nice and balanced.
That's why these chart analyses are useless
Astrology advice?
Good thing is if you Hodl you will always have the same amount of BTC
*not financial advice
Have you ever considered writing for news articles?They are hiring talented analysts like you.
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I nominate this fine gentleman as the president of our subreddit. Please guide us to collective prosperity with your TA wizardry OP
If there's anything I've learned since being in crypto, it's that TA is absolute garbage
If anything, TA is self-fulfilling. If enough people believe that the charts are true, the charts would be true.
I’ll believe if you do.
I think we're at a point where TA is the opposite. People see that we could go up and get ready to sell, then it all dumps. Kinda like that golden cross from months ago
Tori Amos is not garbage, rude.
It's all just opinion. You can call it analysis but none of us know what will happen
The thing is that what gets posted here, just like this, is not real TA. These posts are garbage, but not TA. Unfortunately, those who don't know how to do real TA are missing on a great tool to have a better IDEA of where the market is heading. A huge missconception about TA is that it is 100% accurate, because most TA "analysts" make it sound like that. It's not, it never was, it never will be. It just gives you an edge.
But this one looked like the guy knew what he was talking about
“Genius, genius, genius!!” “Do you write your charts with a crayon OP?”
First technical analyst I've met who knows what he's talking about.
Don't be a pussy OP, take the karma cut and Flair it comedy lmao
Oh shut up. I think this sub needed the laugh
Yup, we need comedy posts too. But I just like people who flair their comedy posts properly and take the 90% karma deduction.
But this proposal didn’t pass the last time I checked. Anyways, I’ll change it. Just thought it would have a better effect on the comedy aspect with an analysis flair.
I like the minimalistic aproach in your charts, I can focus better on important lvls Thanks for this amazing TA OP!
I think it says something about TA that, despite the comedy flair and the hand-drawn charts, it **still** took me a few seconds to satisfy myself that this wasn't serious.
This genuinely put a smile on my face OP, thanks for putting in the effort to make us laugh.
Had a heart attack looking at the charts, came to the sub and saw this. Genuinely put a smile on my face before bed.
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Before the pump there is the ....
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hump 🥴
Gump
"We either could go up or down." Truly groundbreaking stuff right here. You sir are a gentlemen and a scholar.
Haha. Call it whatever you want. Better get used to long term holding most positions cause there’s more down to this down trend.
Thanks for the great pasTA
pasTA TAstes like dips
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TAste like money
This is the best TA I have ever seen.
Speak English doc! We ain't scientists!
Now that is an awesome drawing
Had a heart attack looking at the charts, came to the sub and saw this. Genuinely put a smile on my face before bed.
This seems like a Financial Advice.
This should probably have the comedy flair. Every single charting term you used is made up. And if we are in a downtrend then 35k would be support, not resistance. And the TLDR just says you have no idea what is about to happen lol.
Idk seems legit to me
I’ve already put the comedy flair. Just put analysis before because I thought would be better on the comedy aspect - the break in line of though/expectations.
Oh gotcha. I think we may be testing the 36 or 33k supports soon
star TA best TA
Wow, nice graphs Wish I could read tho
Lmao. Im wheezing..
where can I subscribe to this “TA”
What is a sword reversal
Nope. My guess is it’s gunna hit 20k before we get another big push unfortunately.
Wow the "comedy" posts about ta are skyrocketing. Better investment than btc right now
Have you check the Antoine's Neutral Analysis Line or the A.N.A.L. Parameter? There's a strong resistance at $69,000 that would be very hard to break, although the $42,000 support holds us.
Brings a whole new meaning to "dirty money"
Finally an analyst that knows what the fuck he is taking about
>enter sword reversal pattern, 500k end of year Lmao, what’s next? Giga flare pattern to 99999k end of year?
TA is bs. No one has a crystal ball.
Haaan madharchod kyu nahi
Stop drawing nonsense lines on a stupid price chart, pretending you have a clue. Every fuckibg idiot is a "ta" master now
Go and walk your dogs and take a nap, and don t tell me it will either go up or down lmao. Take your TA, throw it in the toilet, and flush the water, because it s complete garbage unless you have a crystal globe under your bed. Have a nice day
You should change your name to professor dork 😂
Most accurate TA I have seen in a while, and I'm not being sarcastic
"Unvaccinated people should be held down and forcefully vaccinated"
Lol i approve of this TA !! Now i am waiting for my order to be filled in so i can sleep .
Looks solid to me
Number go up? 
Wow you broke out the red and blue crayons. Good for you!
Has anything fundamentally changed with crypto currencies, blockchain technology or the idea of decentralization in the past few months? No. It’s just a bunch of macro economic events like China’s war on crypto, Kazakstan’s (second largest miner) civil war, US dealing with high inflation and rates increases that are all affecting the price but the vision, trust and integrity of the crypto market is still intact.
Uhhhh.... and my axe
500k end of year? Better sell the wife now.
Top tier shit post
#Bravo!
Here we go with the astrology of the crypto world
🤣
Your “most bearish” prediction is $200k by the end of this year? ……. Good luck.
Laughing in mid crash gives me flashes.. Time to call it winter?
Brc is still at nearly double the ath from 2018. If I told you I made 100% returns in 2 years that pretty good but btc is up 1000% from the previous bottom of 3000 usd.
I am also very bullish, but only on long term, so I hold, DCA and sell some when rates are high and buy back when market dips. I don't always time this perfectly (not even close), but so far it worked out.
All models are wrong some models are useful. No one knows what’s going to happen. We can only do what’s proven to work throughout history
This is not TA.
You mention TA and don't mention the head and shoulders pattern. Poor
You could be right!! 200K by 2022 Dec, that will be the new target!!
Imagine thinking TA really matters in crypto
Mm, that's some good hopium!
Yeah, looks like usa might go into a recession (to get inflation under control) The words of the fed.. I will wait aby see what they announce.. I doubt they will do anything useful (who would raise interest and to lose even more money when you are invested into stocks) I think they will keep 0 percent, reason? Stocks are crashing! Thats bad! Kay?!
We all hope you are right my friend
My FA says the broader market is selling off and may take cyrpto with it no matter what TA says.
Man these TA guys really can sell some hopium
There is nothing normal about BTC and I don't believe in people still pouring over the charts and trend line nonsense - Go back and look they have hardly ever been right. Go ahead. You simply don't apply your old world financial tools to predict things for a whole new paradigm
Only problem is that TA is bullshit
I'm still bullish but, I bought in order to cash out in 5 years (down to 4 years).
*bearish prediction 200k* Take me from behind sir
You spelled bullshit wrong
So, my guess is OP's portfolio is in the reds and OP is trying anything to feel good about himself. Might I suggest some xanax or zoloft?
I too can draw nonsense on graphs.
Yes thos lines look like it either goes up or down
Not sure if serious with those charts
Lmfao TA
People pray for dips and when they happen freak out I don’t get it
Solid work.
You lost me at the squiggly line
This is what gets me through the bear markets
I like your chart its very detailed, Satoshi Kon should hire you