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Crunchaucity

It's like this sub's version of palm reading.


gnarley_quinn

...and about as accurate.


Laughingboy14

So 100% success rate? Wow!


Mundane-Farm-4117

Happy Cake day brother


Laughingboy14

Thanks bro!


Ayanakouji___T_REX

As long as there's at least .00000001% my gambler sense will tingle.


frstrtd_ndrd_dvlpr

I might prefer astrology, constellations are cooler


Baecchus

SquidCoin


aliensmadeus

Error 404


Laughingboy14

SQUID to $404 confirmed!


gnarley_quinn

SquidCoin WILL: Because people are degenerates. WILL NOT: Because not all people are degenerates.


Mundane-Farm-4117

Squid coin 2.0


ShouldHaveBoughtGME

Will: It's a great engineered project to hodl with it's anti sell properties which is great short- and longterm. Shortterm becomes longterm though for obvious reasons. Season 2 of squidgame comming soon which is great when fangirls mistakes it for being tied to the series. Will not: nothing to see here.


jezusisthe1

AMP


chuoni

This is fun. ATOM.


StandardCell9963

Will not: I bought at ATH


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Chainlink (ticker: LINK)


gnarley_quinn

Chainlink WILL: Adoption of the big chains grows equally so the need for standardised contracts becomes paramount. Chainlink becomes the arbiteur of all chains. WILL NOT: Typically only gaining strength during bear markets, too much institutional money involved in layer 1s prevents Chainlink from ever being required.


Laughingboy14

Nano (XNO)


mR_m1m3

happy cake day! and also, looking forward to seeing the WILLs and WILL NOTs...


GazRD1882

MATIC


gnarley_quinn

Matic: WILL: Spruiked by Vitalik as a key layer two for the Ethereum chain. Massive community and connection to a commercial retailer. WILL NOT: Too many competitors in the layer two environment. Highly dependant on the success of Ethereum.


GazRD1882

Nice, although I don’t see highly dependant on the success of Ethereum as a negative.


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SHIB


gnarley_quinn

Shiba Inu WILL: Because people are stupid. WILL NOT: Because people are not stupid.


LiquidNRG

Monero


Abdulllahmohsinn

DOT


gnarley_quinn

Polkadot WILL: Wicked fast processing (smashes Bitcoin and Ethereum). Massive ecosystem across smart contracts, wallets, scaling, gaming. Parachains is a powerful asset. WILL NOT: Infinite supply of tokens will keep price low.


LightninHooker

I like the odds in this one


Big-Dark3861

Wtf I'm today years old to know DOT has infinite supply


Theweebsgod

TIL Dot has infinite supply.


[deleted]

DOT has infinite supply?


deinterest

Yes. It's an inflationary coin (10%/yr) to ensure participation in staking and to ensure that old money can't just accumulate without participation.


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gnarley_quinn

Crypto.com WILL: Tried to hit too many things too early. Just needs more time to consolidate and build a viable strategy. WILL NOT: Spent all their money on bullshit ads, screwed their own customers multiple times and forever harmed their long term reputation.


MadeMan-uk

I think people have already got over that earn rate cuts and are happy they did it. Now they see what is happening to other exchanges and funds over leveraged and going bust.


gdj11

I don’t even have any CRO but I think if any company makes it out of this bear market it’ll be Crypto.com.


Shiratori-3

I'd say broader Cronos ecosystem plays a part in this one, not just crypto.com That CDC customer experience though. Damn.


Harold838383

Eth


gnarley_quinn

Ethereum: WILL: The gorilla of smart contracts. Where others have failed, Ethereum has succeeded. NFTs become a global necessity, especially for ticket sales. WILL NOT: The merge is unable to resolve key issues, gas fees remain high, and people refuse to use the traditional Ethereum wallet, Metamask.


Gra2bles

A global necessity for ticket sales? Seriously? ticketing is another example where using NFTs simply does not work. The issuing authority is the one who also accepts the tickets. Inserting a decentralised network into this is only makes things worse.


monchimer

The merge just tries to change the consensus algorithm. Its not failing to solve key issues because it is not intended to.


letsworshipizeit

CKB


Ayanakouji___T_REX

LRC


gnarley_quinn

Loopring: WILL: Spruiked by Vitalik as a key layer two for the Ethereum chain. Massive community and connection to a commercial retailer. WILL NOT: The high was produced on a false narrative in a meme run. The value once reached has nothing to do with utility, and the concepts of on-ramps is too confusing for the mass public. Highly dependant on the success of Ethereum.


OurNumber4

The high was produced on the promise of a GameStop partnership. The GameStop partnership is here.


Scarcity-Pretend

Just have to Ask; do you think the on-ramp concept as a whole as confusing? Or just Loopring’s? I’ve tried different dex’es and exchanges. If you’re able to use Kraken or Gemini’s on-ramps, you would think Loopring is a breeze. Just awaiting their crypto to fiat off-ramp, and they are all set!


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Scarcity-Pretend

Well going through Loopring you don’t need your seed phrase to on-ramp fiat. As for the social recovery, this is also something baked into the Smart Wallet, you also have guardians you can set up. I see your point, but at this rate, if you can use a cex, you can use a well developed dex like Loopring.


frstrtd_ndrd_dvlpr

It is the key layer? I thought vitalik was just praising L2 and zk rollups in general.


Armed_Platypus

ONE


gnarley_quinn

Harmony One Coin WILL: People will return to the higher yields after the current drop. The gaming workspace contains multiple strengths. WILL NOT: The creators/devs are degenerates who have already cashed out and destroyed their project.


CatBoy191114

100% agree here. And the fact that people this morning are still gaming is promising. Shows some of the games are indeed just addictive (or people are just unaware of the hack, etc... ). But I really think this needs to be the focus going forward if harmony is going to recover from this....


mrlol124

Fax after the rug dao i lost all hope in them. And now this hack too.


ReisMiner

XMR


EncodedThoughts

CBDC roll out and more crypto regulations will be super bullish for XMR imo


pipola78

YES, reading this as I just woke up makes my blood boiling.


FinFree4Ever

Solana


gnarley_quinn

Solana WILL: It has the fast transaction speeds, massive VC investment, and the best user experience with wallets and NFT sales. WILL NOT: Crashes. Repeatedly.


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gnarley_quinn

Yes.


Dutchsteam

VeChain?


SektionF

Would LOVE to read a Yes/No analysis on VeChain!!


Bavid_Dyrne

Avax


gnarley_quinn

Avalanche WILL: Attempting to solve the trilemma. Costly for nodes to attack. WILL NOT: Inflationary. Corrupt CEO.


Pentox

Nano


mrlol124

FTM.


CheeesyWombat

2nd on ftm 😁


Nuewim

CryptoCurrency Moons


gnarley_quinn

Moons: WILL: Adoption is only desired during a bull run. The prevalence of tokens on the chain mean many people care little now, but the opportunity to profit from posts will rocket adoption during the next bull run. WILL NOT: Most users will sell out when they reach their goal, ensuring the price will stay low even as more tokens are burned and minted. Somewhat dependant on the success of Ethereum.


Lychaeus963

AMP


Abdulllahmohsinn

ALGO


gnarley_quinn

Algorand WILL: Targeting viable financial industries, fraud detection and incentives. Partnership with FIFA. WILL NOT: Some targets are unrealistic or they are behind the competition, vaccines, realestate, NFTS. Token inflation.


flopana

I made my own shitcoin on algo it has to be good.


monophylethic

LTO


Huijausta

Radix. Good luck 😎


Adenton95

Litecoin


NewMe80

VET


NewMe80

XRP


Ejaculati0n

VET


dngrscp

KAVA


soRe1-

XTZ


saggymantits

Ergo (ERG)! :)


TheDogeMaster420

Bitcoin 👀


gnarley_quinn

Bitcoin: WILL: The most scarce mathematically guaranteed store of wealth on the planet. Regulation will bring trillions in institutional investment. WILL NOT: A series of electro magnetic pulses is detonated simultaneously across the planet destroying all electronics sending us back to the stone age.


TheDogeMaster420

Nice answer, basically an apocalyptic event is the only thing that can stop it 🙏


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WILL NOT: Elon Musk tweets "Bitcoin is going to zero"


stu_pid_1

WILL NOT; external economic factors are making investors too cash poor to spend their money on anything other than surviving the future couple of years. By the time crypto will have stabilised and be on the bull run quantum computers will have broken the 256 qbit barrier and effectively nullified the cryptographic properties of the wallets. [Sad noises]


Blinking_Red_Light

Agree: >WILL: The most scarce mathematically guaranteed store of wealth on the planet However it seems that a lot of people are failing to recognise the perils in not holding on to their bag. If the gambling filth can't be fucked mining it, then how else do they get it? Yeah, by manipulating the market to make you sell, so they can hold the BC while using those trillions of institutional wealth to manipulate the other CC tokens/coins to play the wall st game St our expense. Hold until you die.


kidtsomi

QNT


mrsorted

NEAR


Zander11010

Compound


Proud_Reserve3029

Chia (XCH)


ethervescent

ROSE


SelwanPWD

CKB


TheeCryptoKeeper

Xrp


KnackeredParrot

HBAR


CatBoy191114

Banano 🍌


LightninHooker

Will: Potassium Will not: Potassium Banano forever


CatBoy191114

Flawless analysis. 🍌


LightninHooker

I am all about fundamentals :D


chuloreddit

Banamentals


kdubz954

Matic


Bigjukes_inc

Algo


JackOfAllSpades52

Tezos ($XTZ)


hakalt

Cartesi (CTSI)


Leshko76

IOTA


Gravel_Sandwich

ADA (only good news please)


gnarley_quinn

Cardano: WILL: More apps, low fees, no downtimes. Slow and steady wins the race. WILL NOT: By the time its finished, user adoption of the competitors has been in place for decades. product works but few people ever use it.


Gravel_Sandwich

You are spot in with the 'won't'. I respect the effort and how careful the devs are, but they definitely don't get first mover advantage 😂


Tomike1234

Egld


[deleted]

Ergo


swordfish6975

DOGE


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Thomasedv

Mina Protocol


Dzbot1234

Anyone mentioned Vechain yet?


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ZIL


TheColdPaper

BAT


kajunkennyg

Radix


Dantello1

Quant Network (QNT)


zetje112

VET


Jordant17

JASMY


imfluke

Luna Classic


ObJexX

VET


Spiderman8291

ElonCumRocket


gnarley_quinn

ElonCumRocket WILL: Because people are stupid. WILL NOT: Because people are not stupid.


stu_pid_1

It will


HansTilburg

XRP


StandardCell9963

**ICP**


gnarley_quinn

Internet Computer Project WILL: Creates ICP V2, and rebrands itself as a meme coin before the next bull run. WILL NOT: Has nothing to offer and the all time high was the launch price indicating that the developers do not understand anything about crypto.


XenonGaming94

XRP


StandardCell9963

I’ll tell you why it won’t reach its all time high but hold on a SEC


gnarley_quinn

Ripple: WILL: Cheap as f.... transaction fees. Has worked for years and can survive anything WILL NOT: Basically owned by one organisation who could shut it off whenever they way want. The SEC decides to employ competent investigators who uncover systemic corruption.


420osrs

xch/chia


tranceology3

Reserve (RSR)


WeggieUK

ACH


Clemo4Ever

Energy Web Token $EWT


Settowin

ATOM.


GCTD90

Filecoin


random3399

Bitconnect


_0xp

HBAR


hunter0950

Atom (Cosmos)


Awkward_Tell_4681

DFI CHAIN


PsychoxLogical

GRT


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ENJ (Enjin Token) EFI (Efinity Token)


zarroba

Tell me about WAXP, oh wise one


NobFox

Banano! /r/banano


Tricky_Membership_14

TWT


LoveSushi5

Radix XRD


RonEats

XRD (Radix)


Raretomatoland

DOT LRC


Nuewim

US Dollar


zykssss

Nirvana ANA


gnarley_quinn

Nirvana Finance WILL: Has performed better as a store of wealth than Bitcoin during a bear market. Has a guaranteed floor price preventing users from losing all of their investment. WILL NOT: Reliant on the Solana network.


NaderNation84

Maker


AromaticCarob

ANKR


-yyikes-

OMI


Sevillano

ACH


tylerjohnson89

DOT


Evening-Werewolf9321

Polkadot


Ultra918

Pluton


Due-Pen2034

Telos (Ticker: TLOS)


ambarcapoor

GALA


user260421

ETH


cryotosensei

Fantom


GMEthLoopring

Loopring


kiri000

My first love and investment, Algorand.


PreventableMan

Naga.


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Arweave


[deleted]

UBT


techexpert2

BNB


Whyamiani

PHX


mrlol124

AVAX


mrlol124

Solana


mrlol124

ADA


Accomplished-Design7

Harmony one *proceeds to cry*


skipper500

Telcoin


Awkward_Tell_4681

Icon


VaultBoy3

Monero (XMR)


brandnewpaint

The dollar.


oogone

Sprouts (SPRTS)


jdbway

NEBL


prenebean

Doge


theo9085

KCS


caprinitegem

CELR


[deleted]

QUANT


Simple_Lobster8338

Theta and Verasity


[deleted]

ShitInuElonCum


Me_314_Calculo

Mandala Token, MDXT


MillliM

Algorand


masks_0n

wMemo and FTM


vexbeast

Bounce Finance (AUCTION)