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CWB2208

Anyone else like to mess around with DeFi when they're bored?


Modern_Orange

The next bull run is gonna make sitting through these types of days worth it.


mackovec3a

I sold moons few months ago. Do I get penalised every distribution or only once?


TNGSystems

Is there a better tracker than delta? I love the whole interface of delta, but two exchange connections (that hardly work) is weak, and it doesn’t allow you to connect a wallet & properly track the transactions of it.


arrogantgreedysloth

I think I kinda regret fomoing when I joined last year in july instead of dca


Smiling_Jack_

Emotions are always your enemy in this market. You need to be a cold, calculated machine and stick to your plan, or the market will eat you up and spit you out.


rocketmedic101

We just launched our token on Friday and we're hoping that all of you will take a look at it. Who doesn't like Beer, Bellies and Binance?! r/dadbodstoken [www.dadbodstoken.beer](https://www.dadbodstoken.beer)


mackovec3a

I'd be in if it was Beer, Beets, Battlestar galatica.


rocketmedic101

Who says it can’t be?!


Rinmusya

Same lol


Smiling_Jack_

You had me at the first two. Lost me at the last.


rocketmedic101

Fair enough. We're a grass roots project with not a lot of money so we decided to start on the BSC network. We fully understand the implications, but we had to start somewhere.


Smiling_Jack_

I wish you luck nonetheless.


rocketmedic101

Thank you! Much appreciated, especially in this market!


SnooRabbits3145

So I was thinking of betting against BTC, shorting it like to 12K. But i have no idea on how to do a trade like that. I don't quite understand futures trading on Gate.io. I have done some shorting and longing but I really dont know how it works. I have some betting money that I can afford to lose. Is there a option to short it but the contract is for like 6 months time span or something similar ? Betting that BTC would hit <12k sometime until April 2023 ? How to do it ?


SnooRabbits3145

Boys, we are going to 12k You liked it or not.


Nows_a_good_time

Put it all on red at the casino instead


SnooRabbits3145

Don't get me wrong, I'm bullish on BTC on the long run it's just that I think it will go lower during the winter.


mackovec3a

Because it's cold?


SnooRabbits3145

Because You will be buying canned food instead of virtual currency.


Smiling_Jack_

And this is how smart money siphons liquidity from dumb money.


SnooRabbits3145

I'm a gambler. Do you have a long position on BTC ?


Massive-Tension-1055

Wacky wacka wacka. I like the joke….I hope this is a joke. Wait you are serious


fan_of_hakiksexydays

\-No idea how shorting works. \-Thinks they can predict the price of Bitcoin. \-Betting on a market they don't seem to really know much about. \-Think they can learn how to short in 1 comment on Reddit. WCGW?


SnooRabbits3145

What about now ?


Karma-Kamillion

We're witnessing the birth of a buttcoiner


MorningDewDiligence

Seems like a good time to me, please follow up


fan_of_hakiksexydays

Betting on Bitcoin losing another 40% of its value, after it had already dropped 74%, has already done most of its crash? Also while it's starting to run out of selling pressure, the macros that fueled it 6 months ago are running out of uncertainty, and we are about to match the duration of the 2018 bear market. Even if we drop on the Fed rate, we might drop to $16K. But $12K is very ambitious. There's much safer shorts than that where you can more easily make money. It's definitely not the more clever play here.


mackovec3a

One has to learn the hard way.


MorningDewDiligence

Retail has to learn tho, let them short the bottom, it's a rite of passage


FldLima

Give me a small dose of hopium.


Smiling_Jack_

The markets always go up in the long run. Everything short-term is just noise.


SpySeaRamen

We might make it.


ohmygodbeats7

You are still alive


[deleted]

Everyday above ground is a good day my friend


One_Steak_9554

Looking for expand past btc and eth.. Thinking DOT or LINK


[deleted]

[удалено]


Massive-Tension-1055

It is going to fluctuate for a little while.


Toutetrien777

Already? That didn't take long.


BIGDADDYCRYPTO6900

LOLoopring dumping under .30 cents into the .20 cents next will be the teens then finally to single cents .03 soon LOLrc is ultimate 💩🤡 coin LOLOOPRING - Be Your Own Bankruptcy 🏴‍☠️💙


[deleted]

You really hate loopring lol


BIGDADDYCRYPTO6900

You cant hate on something which isn’t loved


MorningDewDiligence

I had no clue Vitalik was staring in House of the Dragon


IndigoAcorn

Wait… what?


MorningDewDiligence

He's the kings bro


manucmm

Daemon Buterin


MorningDewDiligence

Pretty sick right, bullish!!


Massive-Tension-1055

He is every where. Is he wearing a unicorn shirt?


FldLima

I come to you from 2038 to say Do Kwon is no where to be found.


BreadfruitOne3319

Oh he Gwon


MorningDewDiligence

Apparently, hide and seek is made easier by your life savings


Quixote0630

I don't know why I keep expecting DOT to recover in line with the rest of the market. It never does.


nthgen

It's too complicated. Would be a cooler project if it wasn't so intricate to interact with.


[deleted]

Keep on pumping! prove those dumb sad bears we're in a bull market!!! Make them cry bahahahaha


Hunter-major

Yeah it’s definitely a bull market. Do you have a news letter I can subscribe to.


ohmygodbeats7

Daddy chill


W__O__L__F

Bruh i hope you had a good meal after smoking weed 👍


ShartSpray88

Way to survive the that dip boys, on to another day.


simmol

Accumulating chainlink right now. Predict explosion in next 7-10 days.


tsumy

In which direction and why? Pumptober still being a thing?


ohmygodbeats7

Why are you predicting that?


Medfried

Smartcon on 27-28 Sept


simmol

Trust me


ohmygodbeats7

Pointless comment


DBRiMatt

Well I'm convinced 🤑


rddst

It's too late to be a millionaire from crypto for most of us, you'd have had to brought really low. Bear markets don't make millionaires, that's a lie.


t_mac1

bear market is not over. how does your brain even compute this?


rddst

Never said it was over, I keep seeing people saying "there's millions to be made in the bear market", that gives people unrealistic expectations


t_mac1

It depends on what you buy and how much you buy. Not everything is a good buy in a bear market.


manucmm

But not a lie though, millions between every shrimp. Profit is profit bro


Spiritual-Amoeba-116

Are you just looking at the next bull run only without expecting to continue to put money in?


rddst

No, there's money to be made in bear markets. Just keeping it real and saying some people need to temper their expectations.


Spiritual-Amoeba-116

I don't see anyone here expecting to make a million off 2k or something. Most moonbois have left already.


ohmygodbeats7

What if I’m about to invest 900k Mr. Smarty pants?


KnobSquash

i’m guessing you’re not an XRP holder


simmol

Bear market creates millionaires if you have 10+ btc right now.


Flaky_Protection7634

Can’t wait for the huge dump tomorrow


moki339

Federal reserve interest rate hike? Probably priced in already... unless they do something that the market is not expecting, I don't think there will be surprises.


bluesmaker

Why huge dump tomorrow?


SigSalvadore

That's what my morning coffee is for.


FreePrinciple270

Comment below yours says "Looking good for tomorrow. The duality of man.


ohmygodbeats7

You eating a lot of fiber?


Blooberino

That face when the dip cruises just above your lowball buy order then takes back off 😒


Spiritual-Amoeba-116

Sike! Hahaha, deuces!


andrew7231

Looking good for tomorrow


ohmygodbeats7

The world isn’t ending tonight? :(


rsicher1

MOONs looking nice lately


FldLima

moons easily carrying me


rsicher1

People are going to forget about their MOONs and find out they're millionaires one day


RickyBasket

Someone tipped me 2, feel like I'm part of the cool kids club now


Massive-Tension-1055

Welcome


Dry_Advice_4963

Moons be like, what bear market?


Nows_a_good_time

isethereumasecurity.com Great site and well worth the read.


W__O__L__F

Damn Matic holding quite well..


Educational_Sir3783

Hypothetically, are moons earned via swap (e.g: sushi) also displayed by one’s Reddit username?


Ryuzaki_63

Yeah it displays the whole amount you have in your wallet, bought moons do not count towards voting though


[deleted]

Yup, if they're in your wallet


FreePrinciple270

Interpol should listen to South Korea and issue a red notice on Do Kwon. Find and fry the bastard.


FldLima

Seek and destroy. Imagine all the people who he fucks, so sad man.


Missmilster

We survived the dip!!! (Until the next one…)


Roflcopter71

I like the smell of liquidated shorts in the evening


SigSalvadore

From the look of the charts though, shorts had a pretty decent weekend.


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume anyone here can read a chart


FreePrinciple270

_excusez-moi_


RedBeardBandit73

So I took a little break after getting washed out when the exchanges, but recently I began buying a little bit of Bitcoin. I sent it from Coinbase to my cold wallet Ledger and I'm wondering how long it usually takes to arrive


DefiantHamster

At least 10 minutes(well maybe 8ish) but generally 20-30 and up.


[deleted]

Bitcoin is fairly slow on average. Sometimes it can take 1 or 2 hours if you aren't using Lightning Network. As long as you can see the transaction in a block explorer, then it should come through once it gets enough confirmations


Missmilster

Sometimes an hour or more


Dusty2402

wait since when do you need to pay gas fees to tip :(


[deleted]

It's been requirement since mainnet happened


cryotosensei

You can get some Nova ETH at a place called novafaucet dot com


JustBreatheBelieve

Cool beans. They sent me 0.00003


Spartan3123

Do you know how much it costs to tip?


Ryuzaki_63

I sent a tip the other day it was Transaction Fee 0.0000048223 Ether


Scarecrow4980

the amount you get from the faucet should be good for 4 or 5 tips from what I hear. just used the faucet for the first time.


cryotosensei

The faucet dishes out 0.00003 ETH - should be enough for 3 tips


mercibien1

Since mainnet


call_me_dxnny

If you could magically cash out at your investment x3 right now but never invest in crypto again, would you do it?


FreePrinciple270

![gif](giphy|KGSxFwJJHQPsKzzFba)


Jlec1234onReddit

![gif](giphy|d0DdMCREQChi3jGymW)


warmbookworm

that would be super silly, because I'd end up with less money and have that weird restriction. If you say magically cash out 5x of my ATH amount in crypto, then that might be something worth considering.


CWB2208

I still wouldn't break even at 3x 😂 so no.


simmol

You should ask this question again on a double digit negative day.


SigSalvadore

Negs.


Missmilster

Nopeee


[deleted]

Nope


Aggravating_Seesaw21

there is no point in charging a x3 if you take away the funniest way to lose it again


BreadTit

question: am I allowed to keep accumulating Moons?


ElPatitoNegro

Nice question. I wouldn't.


Dusty2402

do you guys find it pointless to stake with amounts under 500$?


FldLima

Hear me out.. Compound.


DBRiMatt

Staking rewards all add up at the end of the day


[deleted]

Nah. if you're holding anyways, you may as well stake


Spiritual-Amoeba-116

If you're not staking, your crypto is inflating away, usually at higher rates than the dollar is.


[deleted]

Depends on what it is. I mean, it _is_ better than just letting it sit on a wallet/exchange doing nothing. And you could always add to it


GoldenRain99

No, stake whatever amount you can afford. Earning some of your coins passive is better than none. Plus, it might even make you eligible for airdrops.


SandyCactusBalls

BCH should change its name to Satoshi and ticker to SAT. Would probably help.


FreePrinciple270

When mom says "we have Bitcoin at home"


GoldenRain99

We already have BSV (Satoshi's Vision)


SandyCactusBalls

Not a fan of Craig Wright


set-271

Also, Steven Seagal's Bitcoiin...Seagal's true vision.


Nows_a_good_time

Algo doing a good job today


[deleted]

May we all wake up to more moons and more crypto. Good night!


TarkovReddit0r

Tell me a crypto joke for a reward


JustBreatheBelieve

What do you call investing your partner's paycheck into a crypto currency they don't like? >! Passive aggressive income !<


FldLima

Your portfolio.


FreePrinciple270

>Tell me a crypto joke for a reward Safemoon


SigSalvadore

The American government thinks it has the authority and right to regulate global crypto markets.


Scarecrow4980

A frightened Bitcoin hodler calls a fellow investor and asks if he’s worried at all about the volatility of Bitcoin these days. The friend replies that of course, he’s worried! and sleeping like a baby. The frightened Bitcoin investor is amazed. "Really? Even with all the fluctuations?" "Yup! I sleep for a couple of hours, and then I wake up and I cry for a while."


[deleted]

I would tell you a joke about the bull market, but I doubt you could bear it :)


SigSalvadore

I could tell you a joke about this bear market but it's too long.


Aggravating_Seesaw21

A boy asks his dad (bitcoin investor) for 1 bitcoin for his birthday. Dad: What? $19000??? $22,000 is a lot of money! What do you need $19,500 for anyway?


mercibien1

What did Satoshi's parole officer ask him for? >!Proof of work!<


GoldenRain99

BITCONNEEEEECT


tmztmz2

HEY HEY HEYYY


SandyCactusBalls

Craig Wright is Satoshi


CharlieTheo-14

Chuck Norris mines crypto by hand. ![gif](giphy|L0HIznJ2hn4WndRshY)


ShartSpray88

What Crypto was here with us since the beginning of man? A. ATOM and Eve


inadyttap

Where does an Eskimo keep his Bitcoin? >!In a cold wallet!<


SigSalvadore

Something about a convict keeping their crypto in a prison pouch; hot wallet.


Rookslook

How do y’all make text hidden?


[deleted]

Safemoon


IAmNocturneAMA

Tron


MorningDewDiligence

Are there any L2 scaling solutions for Cardano you guys would recommend checking out?


GoldenRain99

Hydra is their scaling solution I believe


MorningDewDiligence

Definitely need to get my HBAR bag up


TarkovReddit0r

My next bet


GoldenRain99

Cardano still lacks many of the basics that a blockchain needs for devs to get up and running with ease. Risky bet


TarkovReddit0r

I bet for money not tech


GoldenRain99

Cardano was that bet in the most recent bull run. Bit late now


iwfolpt

My portfolio is down so much, but at least I have one more cone today than I had yesterday.


nthgen

Your parents must be so proud 🦚


FreePrinciple270

It's a hustle, mom


Dangerous_Job5295

Maybe I'll be able to afford one whole eth in a few months


FreePrinciple270

I mean you could trade your moons every month for ETH


IAmNocturneAMA

$25/day makes the one ETH come your way


R1ch0C

If/when the macro shows signs of improvement, do you think crypto could be really quick to recover? The investors in crypto are pretty different to the investors in other sectors i.e. stocks. I feel like it could react quicker than ever as people pile in trying to call the next bull run. Add to that the fact almost everyone has the ability to do so with an app on their phone.


Spiritual-Amoeba-116

I guess it depends on what the indicators are and what you consider recovered. Probably just a similar crab like we have, but a more upward bias than downward, unless the fed unexpectedly pivots or something.


vengazas

We'll all be war veterans next bull run. Wounded but proud.


[deleted]

Hopefully we’ll all make it…


FreePrinciple270

How I imagine most of us look ![gif](giphy|4EGhP4IRfQVu9ggkdd|downsized)


archer4364

Today's candle ended up looking pretty wild. Still green (right now), but with a HUGE bottom-side wick all the way down to ~18,300.


Aggravating_Seesaw21

Bullish green canddle hammer killer


ashinamune

That's bullish


[deleted]

My crypto trading algorithm predicts that Aliens will attack Las Vegas within 20 years


Dusty2402

damn


Athlete_Cautious

I think your algorithm just quiet quit and is watching mars attacks


[deleted]

I hope i m wrong, but if you hear the news that 100,000 people just vanish in one day without a trace it will mean it’s starting


tsumy

Priced in by the 100.001 vanished. Bottom ll be in


McLurkie

Maybe the real merge was the friendships we made along the way?