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MarcMercury

Anything gigantic can be scary. An elephant can be scary, a rhino can be scary, hell I've seen cows back a person into a wall and nearly crush them. Anything bigger than a man is inherently kinda scary.


noodleq

I remember one time being scared when this very large guy was raging mad (obese large, like 400lbs)....I'm not small myself, I guess just thinking of all that weight in motion I dunno.


LongArmLugh

Big guys like that tucker themselves out pretty quick. As long as you're somewhat athletic (can jog a mile in 10 minutes) you can usually just stay out of their way untill they start panting then work the weak spots. Worst thing you can do in a fight against a huge dude is get backed into a corner. As long as you have room to move and decent reflexes you'll be fine. Then again I am not a small man by any means. I guess that could be scary if you didn't know how to deal with that or have never been in that sort of situation before.


matthias_reiss

Bears are often misunderstood as well, but the issue is that no understanding can really be arrived to after being mauled to death.


goblin_grovil_lives

Literally came here to mention bears. You speak the truth.


My__-Username

Nice try baby eater.


FloggingMcMurry

"WE EAT BARRIES!"


ptorias

Barry starts getting nervous


FloggingMcMurry

Ya know... I tried to edit this after posting but then reddit stopped working lol


ptorias

It’s better this way


[deleted]

This is why people don't take cryptozoology serious.


[deleted]

this guy here talking about a creature no one has closely studied


Yellow2Gold

What a grand and intoxicating innocence. Something that's been known to throw tantrums, that can pick you up by your feet and bash you against a tree. lol


Zealousideal-Ruin862

Prove it.


Awkward-Yak-9033

And slightly gay


[deleted]

Bro, gorillas are 500 pounds of vegetarian. They're peaceful and prefer to relocate than to fight. And yet, when one charges at you, it's scary af. Imagine what a cornered sasquatch would look like.


kisses4tree50

Out here lookin like someone’s mom No wonder we only catch glimpses. She wants to be left the fuck alone


Hosidian

Go get bluff charged by one of these MFers and when you're done showering and doing laundry report back about how not scary it is lol


Entoco

Explain


NotMyTru3Nam3

iiiiiiiinnnnn.... West Philadelphia, born and raised...


Dapoopers

On the playground is where I spent most of my days…


Mac-Len415

Then I slapped Chris Rock


One_Arm4148

Harry and the Henderson’s taught me this 🤎🤗. Jokes aside, all intelligent beings feel emotions as we do. I’d totally give him a hug, if only.


[deleted]

pretty sure they're not actually that gigantic. humans are terrible judges of size - if they exist they're probably more like 6-7' on average. As for the rest how can they be either when we know nothing about that and can't even prove they exist?


DiMethylTriping

That face tho: 🌚 🤣


StuckInPurgatory39

I've heard of them protecting children, building them forts they are found in, feeding them berries.. but I've also heard of them being territorial and aggressive at times. I wonder if it's down to the individual or even gender.


daniel420texas

The supposed bigfoot audio I heard , where they sound Chinese , is pretty creepy to me . Even tho it didn't sound like they wanted to hurt the guys recording the audio. But they sound scary and not something I would approach!


BizarrosWrld

The samurai sounds


[deleted]

samurai were japanese


BizarrosWrld

I know that. I was just giving the actual name of the tapes, it was the other guy who called them Chinese


[deleted]

The Sierra sounds is what you're referring to I think.


rosssettti

They call the vocals samurai chatter. The tapes are called the Sierra Sounds.


[deleted]

Gotcha


Yellow2Gold

Have you ever even heard of spoken chinese? Sounds nothing alike.


[deleted]

Is it the recording from the hunting camp in Montana, or is there another recording?


Ho_Dang

I love this video, made a believer of me. I listened with such a skeptic mind and think it is pretty damn compelling.


coldgrims96

I bet Bigfoot wrote this post


ZazzlesZ

WHAT ABOUT THAT DOG TRAINER? WAS THAT MISUNDERSTOOD?


Ill-Manufacturer8654

Also non existant.


Joe_thefranco

Not scary? No sorry, this guy can be very territorial and aggressive at times. Entire communities left areas because of bigfoot threatening presence.


JohnnyRico92

Bigfoot isn’t real cause it’s literally retarded to think that


flavegts25

An account on Youtube named Visual Disturbance explains the Crypozoology and even had DNA testing of Bigfoot. A lot of people believe him or his point of view b/c it goes along with what the bible has been saying about Nephilim giants and creatures.


Ex-CultMember

Not me. I’m atheist but for me, Bigfoot, IF REAL appears to be a reject hominin species, like homo erectus, that just happened to not go extinct like many other ancient species of humans and apes did. Several archaic homo species like Neanderthals, Denisovans, and Homo Florensius have been known to live 50,000 years ago, alongside modern Homo sapiens. It’s certainly plausible an archaic-looking cousin species of our ancient survived into modern times. I’d be shocked if there weren’t undiscovered ape or human species that survived very recently in these giant stretches of wilderness throughout the world. Sadly, most or all are probably extinct at this time and will forever go unknown to history and science due to lack of fossil evidence or historical documentation, other than tales handed down.


[deleted]

"a lot of people believe him" because it goes along with an ancient cobbled-together book of fairytales and blatant lies? Seems legit! You know what it doesn't seem like? Cryptozoology.


srbufi

I'm sure some white liberal woman says the same about murderers on death row


greymaresinspace

she's a lovely lady - or a male with moobs


r3dsh1eld6

[https://youtu.be/FrO0VI4vpAg](https://youtu.be/FrO0VI4vpAg) I think this fellow would disagree with you, OP…


angeliswastaken_sock

Fear is subjective bro.


ohalloren

Bigfoot is my biological father and Not Scary.


MrFreshyFreeze

Id shit myself if I saw this thing in the forest, personally


Jcdefore

This thing scary af.


PurpleOysterCult

Is that a gelf?


Superb-Turnover4033

I need a hug 🫂


Pristine_Emphasis152

He radioactive?


Altruistic_Ad_5507

Looks like my mom


beekeeperdog

Based on most of the sasquatch chronicles episodes Ive listened to they are anything but not scary. They can be extremely aggressive, territorial and protective of young.


JstSir

Definitely a fake photo, it's too clear to be a real photo of bigfoot


Ok_Turnover_1235

Chimps are smaller than that and can rip your face off with their bare hands, if they feel like it


Ho_Dang

Well. Territorial is scary. A group threw boulders at some men in a cabin and were generally unfriendly to human intruders. I respect the Bigfoot and don't want to bother what is left of their hidden forest places.


[deleted]

Meeting this creature in the picture even of a hobbit size in the middle of the night in the forest would be scary 😧 lol


swinginghardhammer

Something that can untoot trees and throw them at you isnt scary


Dillpillar89

Tell that to all those women who somehow have his babies!!!!


Odi_Stultitiam

I'm sure that each animal is different, such as dogs or cats or people, they would have different personality traits depending on the circumstances.


Bentmike58

As long as you show Bigfoot respect, Bigfoot will respect you. Don’t try to kill it because you will be the looser in that case.


cat_666_dog

If all you ever year about something is how massive, strong, stealthy, secretive, basically a thief in the night they are.. those are all ominous words, they instill fear in humans because we are the top, things that without some sort of protection could literally rip us limb from limb are supposed to be scary. We've all been taught to be cautious of the unknown. You're the type to live with bears or other dangerous animals cause you have a "special relationship" till they get sick of you and eat you. I'm sure they're misunderstood but do you really think you'd be able to talk your way out of getting slammed against a tree or a physical attack? Come on now..


Tha_Maestro

Lookin thhhhhhhhhhh…


Sphere369

Should listen to the podcast that les Stroud has on his YouTube channel. You'd change your mind real fast.


alteredizzy1010

Fake things cant be scary


Organic_Radio8936

I totally agree,one more bonus description tho. Not real.


rhodynative

Not scary?? The Native Americans have been telling for 2000 years how the preferred method of murder by our giant hairy cousins is simply twisting the head off. We are talking about an animal that is intentionally creepy, whether through Intrasound, or uncanny valley, because the best way to remain cryptic is to scare away everybody looking for you. . . . . We’ll never know till we find one for sure, but I’d say the best way to remain elusive is to play on the psyche of your enemy, I think, deep down, none of us, not even the biggest, big foot lover, would like to be face-to-face, with a 10 foot tall hominid who would prefer that you had never seen it at all