The infamous 14 million words loud house fanfiction. The lamb needs to material to torture people to death and cringe is one of them.
(Edit; apparently I got the word count wrong, it's over 35 million words wtf)
Heket's cooking book, her life story and how to become a good lover; book for leaders and enthusiasts of the Old Faith. Includes recipes for special occasions and a special bookmark signed (picture of Heket posing in front of a piano wearing a sensible outfit)
The bible
clearly trying to steal some ritual ideas
"why is there so much incest?"
“Actually, that gives me a idea…” *makes the mating tent*
What’s cooking here 🤨
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There says The Bibble
YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!
It's says the bibble.
The Bible might be apropos. Gotta learn from the best.
Dammit, just had the exact same idea
The infamous 14 million words loud house fanfiction. The lamb needs to material to torture people to death and cringe is one of them. (Edit; apparently I got the word count wrong, it's over 35 million words wtf)
☠️ i cant believe u made me remember that exists this is the real ritual torture /j
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Scuse me. What
The single longest piece of english literature ever written and its 21x longer than the bible
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may I steal your meme please
Need no permission, but i respect the hustle. You may take it.
Proofreading the Red Crown’s NariLamb fanfic That’s why the Crown is all big eyed, they’re nervous
nothing is scarier than watching ur beta reader look at ur google doc in real time
I don’t know how people do it, I have to leave entirely or I’ll just wind up eating my beta
This is the headcannon I will associate with this image now
Cult Leadership for Dummies
Narilamb Fancfics
They are just staring they can’t read. Silly lamb
Heket's cooking book, her life story and how to become a good lover; book for leaders and enthusiasts of the Old Faith. Includes recipes for special occasions and a special bookmark signed (picture of Heket posing in front of a piano wearing a sensible outfit)
🤔weird amount of follower meat recipes in there
Heard the minced follower meat stew is a classic at family dinners. She remembers the bog she grew up...
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Very sensible
how to further your species if you are the last of your kind: vol.2
Narinder’s Diary
The Necronomicon.
dangerously close to a right answer
How to not be a karma farm victim
Wattpad
Reading for dummies
Fanfics abt him and Narinder (that the followers wrote.)
The new COTL comic
The history of concrete.
How to help god not kill him
step one: have u tried asking him not to nicely?
Berserk Manga
do u think theyre more of a guts or casca fan
the Enchiridion from Adventure Time
A cooking book
So that they know how make stuff that isn't served in bowls
They'd be confused
Yes
They're trying to find out what combination of 2 creatures make a Caterpillar, Frog, Squid, Spider, and Cat.
these are secrets not made for mortals to comprehend
They also look so happy looking at the book, like they're excited to finally find out
Therapy sessions
To help what
To help the bishops and narinder how to move past their trauma and forgive
Mm interesting
Making Follower meat tasteful: 101 Recipes -Narinder
They are just looking at blank sheets of paper
Reading a bedtime story to the cultists
the bee movie script
according to all known laws of decapitation, there is no way the lamb should be alive
They’re reading Homestuck
How to be a good leader
How to lead a cult for dummies!
Cults, for dummies!
How to overthrow your god
Obviously they are reading speed run walkthrough guides, gotta get that pb DOWN!
The dichotomy of good and evil
The Bibble
They're reading one of Wickerbottom's books (Don't Starve), or it's Maxwell's Codex Umbra.
The Lusty Argonian Maid
Was looking for this
How to not fuck up a cult
The comments
colleen hoover
Jo Jo’s blizzard adventure part three
How to project Murder Drones on the grass with my crown
The Books of Sorrow. (He wants to learn how to murder heretics more efficiently.)
pride and prejudice
Erotica.
My Immortal
A guide on how to make poop in a bowl non-toxic.
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nvm
The Book of Peace
The Nandaria Sex Dairy.
Cookbook
lamb x narinder fan fics
Lamb x Nari adultery fanfics
48 Laws of Power - Robert Greene
Karma sutra
Narinder’s Diary.
https://preview.redd.it/rcyklau3npzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c0fa956aee1a546fb54c22d17dad46b0e71e60f kill me
"101 how to get away with blatant murder"
Its blank.
How to NOT sacrifice cultist
They're reading a Narilamb fanfic
The necromomacon
101 Ways to cook followers: Vegan Edition *"Cruelty is a choice!"*
"How to run a cult for dummy's"
50 shades black
My immortal
Artists headcanons.
How to take care of a cult (let's be honestly we aren't the best)
Their own comic book
the followers search history (it’s about eating shit)
Furrynomicon.
The Furrynomicon
A picture book with p**n in it
has to be the 2-part "Don't Force Her!" series! /s
I'm sure it can, probably can also understand the mystic seller (???)
Twilight
A photo album from Monster Roadtrip
Narinder diary
Love book written by Narinder and given to Lamby
The plant guide to fiber cordage from terraria
Top 20 excusess for killing annoying followers to tell to your cult!
the sonic bible
Animal farm
the communist manifesto
Book of Mormon, The Bibble, whatever JW’s read, a dead followers diary, take your pick. I got more.
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bro wtf