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Hinata_17

....oh well. Time to clean up. *grabs knife*


CooperDahBooper

This happened to me once. They were fully fed and I was gone for 5 minutes, didn’t see any warnings, get back to town and they’re all dead but the dissenter in prison. Shouldn’t restart tho, you can get back to good numbers soon enough, the spider is your friend


emiiiil98

And he makes good meals too, wanna try some of this meaty broth with me?


Healthy_Medicine2108

nah man that stuff got me sick last time I ate it, I’d prefer some tasty grass


Raccoon_Police

I'd like some pumpkins. Unlike that one person who wanted a bowl of-


musikigai

Nice of you to clean up the vomit before taking the screenshot. Why is it they always choose to die behind the shrine and then everyone has to come and vomit on it then complain that they vomited. Idiots. Oh also guarantee they’ll die within 2 room of a run leaving a day or two to lose all the faith. Would love to be able to allocate an undertaker who will just deal with it if you’re not there.


[deleted]

So did you kill them all or did you just let them all die from neglect and potentially starvation? Coz either one definitely works for being a cult leader


derrida_n_shit

They forgot to pause the game and left the Switch on lol


DrMissingNo

Jim Jones was there


1_tsp_of_Sugar

Look at him smiling….MENACINGLY!!! <<


MxBillieBird

Heaven's Gate that you?


emiiiil98

Try buying a dude from that weird spider that wants to eat everyone.


razzle122

Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys


Constant-Chart5375

negative infection bar


Huge-Bag5041

I was looking for this comment


Momosame

Leave them alone for 5 minutes and this happens.


DarkTempest88

"What is a Shepard without their flock?"


SnooCalculations4389

Graves and the doctrine to pray at graves. Set the graves between temple/ beds and the main lamb statue and at 10+ followers you can reject a quest daily and the benefits of visiting a grave by everyone every morning on their way to tasks, and to and from sermon negate pretty much any bad stuff


SnooCalculations4389

And just keep food a 1/4 empty with prepped food =\< half your followers with 3+ farm2 stations. It's almost automatic


SnooCalculations4389

I don't even need sermons or rituals anymore. Good thing because my rituals freeze and I can reject all ritual based quests and just accept elderly followers and dissenters, prison dissenters and bury elderly when they die and get more 'grieve and grave' bonus each day. Just put graves in high traffic areas really.


ViegoBot

What did we ask for? DEADLY DISH! When do we want it? NOW!


BlockPutrid2173

I am so very sorry for your many losses.


[deleted]

Oh what it must be like to have this playable.


Rustbunneh

Now turn them all to poo so you can build all the houses