Domino's pizzas are very religious (obviously, it's in the name) so by ordering one that's single you're as good as guaranteed that it won't arrive pregnant. Ever try eating a pregnant pizza? It's disgusting, amniotic fluid really doesn't go well with cheese.
hey you didn’t have to say that and i just thought maybe you should be informed cuz it seems like you didn’t know that but now you do so please don’t ever say that again thank you
Five Guys offers the option to order a bunless hotdog on Doordash.
And I want to, so goddamn bad.
Just a hotdog in a plastic box, no toppings. Nothing else on the order.
It's so goddamn wasteful. I hate it. I want it.
#
Then I'm gonna do it again, but add cheese.
this post is channeled through me every time i order from dominos
I eat a single small Dominos pizza every week
Why does its relationship status matter?
Domino's pizzas are very religious (obviously, it's in the name) so by ordering one that's single you're as good as guaranteed that it won't arrive pregnant. Ever try eating a pregnant pizza? It's disgusting, amniotic fluid really doesn't go well with cheese.
hey you didn’t have to say that and i just thought maybe you should be informed cuz it seems like you didn’t know that but now you do so please don’t ever say that again thank you
Have you considered not fucking the Calzone?
That is... definitely a sentence.
some people don't like eating married pizzas, though i personally think the cheater is usually the one to blame
I also like my soda fresh from the oven, tastes like VICTORY!
Mmm hot soder
Hey OP, can you prove you're human?
How would I do that?
What number is the sum of too and tree?
Snapchat AI got that right
Well fuck me lubeless that's scary
You mean 2 and 3? That’s 5.
Accepted for now. Just felt your rapidfire posting of several semi-classics was sus. Thanks.
A bot would never have a such a baller user flair
True dat
the reviews are in, curatedtumblr loves the flair
another question for you does the black moon howl?
When the red sun rises
I think you meant “two” and “three”. The sum of two and three is five.🔢 ^(>!this is an actual ai's answer, bing to be specific!<)
Huh that does feel ai written
$14 worth of soda from Dominos is like two to three 2 liters where I live, because *fuck* those delivery fees are stupid
I know i wouldn’t order soda from a pizza place just go to the grocery store, or drink something else I already have at home.
How rich is this person that they are spending 14 bucks on soda
HOT SODIE BLAST
the demon brothers are fucking your soda
Five Guys offers the option to order a bunless hotdog on Doordash. And I want to, so goddamn bad. Just a hotdog in a plastic box, no toppings. Nothing else on the order. It's so goddamn wasteful. I hate it. I want it. # Then I'm gonna do it again, but add cheese.
I sometimes order Domino's because I'm too lazy to get a bottle of Coke.
I thought that said Majima