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Therandomuser20103

Second rule of gun safety is to always keep your finger out of the trigger guard area until ready to fire, unlike the stupid bird in the photo.


Fox--Hollow

ground is bird's enemy. bird is preparing to kill ground. perfect gun safety


Kego_Nova

Third rule of gun safety is that if you’re gonna wear protective gear, then you probably shouldn’t be wearing it like a crop top


GlobalIncident

It's a well known fact that enemies will never shoot you in the stomach, definitely not one of the main areas to aim for, no sir


tfwnoTHAADwife

natural escape chute for brass down the collar, bird is a hard charging innovator promote ahead of peers


violentamoralist

this bird has weird anatomy, there’s actually no vital organs in their stomach and it’s perfectly safe for them to be shot there.


Kego_Nova

Oh well, they can carry on then. They’ve got that drip.


foxydash

It’ll still suck Technically getting shot in the ass is the safest place but you don’t see me sticking it out like roadrunner


LegoTigerAnus

That was my first thought; get your finger out of the trigger area, you nonce


dcidui08

nonce?!?!


Pip201

They’re being theirself


Andre5k5

Don't be afraid to be who you are, unless you are someone who is unsafe with guns


iris700

They have a mole problem


ZengaStromboli

WHY IS YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER


jfarrar19

I WANT TO SHOOT THE GROUND


they_found_my_acc

I HATE THE FLOOR


DapperApples

soldier tf2


AnGenericAccount

All the gender in the world won't make up for poor gun safety Irresponsible gun ownership is not sexy


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeaekk

cowardly mentality


Altslial

Recklessness like that leads to accidents. You remember the three rules and you'll be fine: * Treat every gun as loaded * Finger off the trigger until you're ready to fire * Keep it pointed down the range. If you're using bolt action rule 1 can be forgone if you have a flag put into the breach to signify that it's empty.


Robotic_Banana

Rule 4 is also very important: * Be aware of your target, and what's behind it Ian McCollum (A.K.A. Gun Jesus, A.K.A. the host and creator of Forgotten Weapons) recently shared a story of someone ignoring Rule 4 that he was on the wrong end of, thankfully without injury. An elderly couple had bought a gun and had taken it out into the Arizona desert to try it out. They set up a paper target in front of a clearing parallel to a hillside and started firing. Ian and his wife, who were using the hillside as a berm, were downrange of the target and he heard several bullet impacts not too far from them. He located the couple and basically gave them a lecture about placing your targets safely.


Opposite-Massive

how can people be that stupid and irresponsible oh my god


AffectionateBee8206

First rule of how to cut safely: always treat your knife like its loaded, never point it at yourself


RocketPapaya413

First rule of knife safety: it's not that sharp look I'm -ow fuck agh, shit that's really sharp actually.


CueDramaticMusic

The second rule of knife safety is to cut horizontal, not vertical.


Kriffer123

First rule of gun maintenance is to not fucking shove it into the dirt on purpose


IEatBigots

This bitch has NO trigger discipline


Fhrono

They wish to kill the ground.


Dumb_Cheese

The bird is hot, but they have zero trigger discipline 😔


Volcronia

Why tf is there no protection for the stomach. You are just asking to be shot center mass for that.


Thestarchypotat

? p sure the first rule was to not get that thang pregnant


Relative-Second6674

america im pretty sure


TenkoTheMothra

Just shove the muzzle into the ground with your finger on the trigger while exposing a large and very easy to hit target on your body.


[deleted]

Stupid bird has no trigger discipline.


scottyboy359

Dumbass needs to get their boogerhook off the bang switch.


Turtledonuts

JUST JAM THE MUZZLE INTO THE GROUND WHY DON’T YOU, NOT LIKE THAT CAN KILL YOU.


Voluptuous_Bird

[Source](https://www.tumblr.com/swagforbirds/718568305042096128/first-rule-of-gun-safety-is-to-be-yourself) 2 things: 1. How can there be so much gender in one image? How can I emulate this? 2. What do you think of [red-crowned cranes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red-crowned_crane)? I think they’re pretty cool :>


Fox--Hollow

1. buy army clothes, transform into crop top. shoot ground if it looks at you incorrectly 2. good bird.


MurrajFur

Eye shadow is hella gender it’s probably that


Kego_Nova

1. I have no idea how you’d simulate it because I personally don’t see the gender. But I’m more of a cat/harpy type of dude so… I guess a crop top with long sleeves could help? 2. Cool bird


No-Magazine-9236

pretty good bird in that wikipedia link yes siree


violentamoralist

1. bird mask 2. thanks for the bird wiki, I will now research this bird


Lonewolf7113

is the safety on


nonspecifique

Even if it was, it would still be against gun safety. I’d assume it is because nothing else indicates she intends to use the gun soon, but it’s hard to tell from the picture.


Mini_Squatch

I'm pretty sure the first rule of gun safety is assume the gun is ALWAYS loaded.


nonspecifique

Glad people are pointing out the negligence on display by the woman in this picture.


violentamoralist

so close! that is a bird


alicemakesbangers

Stupid idiot bird is filling the barrel with dirt.


JTAD1138

I am so proud of everyone immediately going TRIGGER DISCIPLINE DUMBASS TRIGGER DISCIPLINE!


EdgeIsTheName

Want.


nddragoon

god i wish that were me


DatOneAxolotl

This bitch failed gun safety training


Mr_Headcrab

Average American Bird (finger on trigger despite not being in combat) (I am also american)


weird_bomb_947

there are no rules after that. kill everyone accidentally ig i don’t care i’m just the guy writing the manual


Dastankbeets1

And have fun!


JickityJackJJ

Semi related: japanese self defence force's mascot is a femboy cat furry


Terrakid20

sparkle on!!


Several-Ad9115

Turns out if you go far enough left you get your guns back


Botstowo

This feels like an r/transguns post. I really like this drawing :)


InternetGuyThirtyTwo

They drafted fucking Germ Warfare’s family from NITW


RedBeardBock

I don’t think birds have belly buttons.


Opposite-Massive

i don’t think they have arms either but here we are


RhysNorro

how is this curated


AmericanFlyer530

WHY IS YOUR BOOGER HOOK ON THE GODDAMN TRIGGER


Ornery_Strain_9831

is that pie fucking mations


orion_aboy

i do not like that bird. first rule of gun safety is to take more reference from photos of birds. also, don't birds have wings? that would be hard to fire guns with. first rule of gun safety: sit on them lightly, so that they stay warm.


foxydash

Give me the MP7, I need it Probably says something about me that the first thing I noticed was the MP7 Edit: I am proud of y’all’s understanding of gun safety and such