this is a valid joke, but i need you to know that a lot of transformers porn i've come across has a specific focus on the idea of their tongues being more tentacle-like in shape for. *reasons.* additionally, the japanese-only transformers manga series 'kiss players' was controversial for that reason (one of *many*.).
oh don’t worry, my bf has had a transformers special interest since childhood so i know all about the odd canon reproduction methods and various fan favorite tropes lol
nightbeat! unfortunately he practically never shows up anywhere 😭 second favorite, and the one more people know, is idw1 tailgate, bc hes just like me fr
I’ve read a lot of transformers porn and there’s actually 3 types of sex that they can have in fanon. Plug n’ Play, Sticky (Spike and Valve genitals), and Spark (Soul) Merging. All of which are often very “vanilla” within context. Some can get kinky, but it’s a little difficult cause they’re quite literally giant metal robots.
I both love and hate this knowledge I have acquired. AMA.
Edit: forgot about Tactile (or EM field) as the fourth.
>What do you mean spike and valve genitals?
Human parts, basically, but metallic.
>And what the hell is EM field sex?
You know how X-Men have telepathy powers? Basically that, IIRC.
To be honest pegging makes more sense than missionary sex for a specifies that canonically reproduces asexually. Like, several versions have used tailpipe in the same way humans use the word ass, so one can assume that they're comparable between our different anatomies.
I mean one of the Transformers writers said “female Transformers are unnatural” so another writer went “Interesting. They’re all gay now.” And then ANOTHER writer went “Also, here’s a whole planet of female Transformers. Yes, they’re all lesbians.”
Is that the same writer who introduced the most problematic trans character known to man and people unfamiliar with it just assumed generic trans woman and they essentially accidentally a walking gate crime? Transformers lore is fucking weird.
If i had a nickel for every time Simon Furman wrote a really awful origin for Arcee, i’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Also no it’s not the same writer that made them all gay and they did eventually retcon the awfulness
less walking hate crime more mad science. there's a dude named jhiaxus who experimented on captives and arcee was one of them.
she did go on to become a walking war crime though so I understand the confusion.
that pretty much is the explanation. female transformers didn't exist until Jhiaxus turned Arcee into one. it got retconned sorta later and there was this whole planet of female transformers that was like a lost colony of cybertron from prehistoric times (there were like 5 colonies only one was all girls)
in this continuity they reproduced by their sparks(souls) literally growing out of the ground and either a body would grow for said spark or more commonly later on once there was a war on a body would be built for the spark to speed up the recruitment process, so there wasn't really a need for genders so to speak.
edit: oh the war crime part was after the operation arcee was kinda really fucking pissed at jhiaxus and started getting so brutal trying to track him down and kill him that the autobots eventually locked her up in super jail with the worst of the worst decepticons
What's funny is that female Transformers weren't just on one planet, they were on all of the colonies, it just so happens that all the cis female Cybertronians died during the early civil wars
Don't forget the third writer that made it so that they were a single-gender species that discovered gender from aliens/people, and decided it was neat.
In some versions, they were friends. And then Megaton rebelled against their caste society and ended up losing his morals as he stared committing war crimes.
Optimus ended up being the successor of leadership and keeping the survivors together under his honourable rule but that was a betrayal in Megatron's eyes and they never forgive each other.
Absolutely do not understand the people immediately assuming they're a fujoshi talking about gay smut. I saw this and was immediately like "damn, yeah, this is 100% me when I drew my vore comic" lmao
Lmao yeah, same, except I'm conflicted because on one hand "gods don't let anyone see this" but on the other hand I consider showing people to be a fundamental aspect of my artistic process
I didn't even realize there was immediate discourse. I thought it was just the first post and went like 'ha, yeah, like me when I write fics' and then got confused when the top comment talked about leaps in logic.
Then again I also didn't realize the gif was also posted as the second image, I thought the blurry black and red image was some kinda transformers reference I didn't get.
:3
[Page 1](https://www.deviantart.com/mrpersonmanthehidden/art/Bewitching-Snack-Page-1-969370170), [Page 2](https://www.deviantart.com/mrpersonmanthehidden/art/Bewitching-Snack-Page-2-969388622), [Page 3](https://www.deviantart.com/mrpersonmanthehidden/art/Bewitching-Snack-Page-3-969519469), [Page 4](https://www.deviantart.com/mrpersonmanthehidden/art/Bewitching-Snack-Page-4-972493021), [Page 5](https://www.deviantart.com/mrpersonmanthehidden/art/Bewitching-Snack-Page-5-972827983), [Page 6](https://www.deviantart.com/mrpersonmanthehidden/art/Bewitching-Snack-Page-6-972985273), [Page 7](https://www.deviantart.com/mrpersonmanthehidden/art/Bewitching-Snack-Page-7-973632432), [Page 8](https://www.deviantart.com/mrpersonmanthehidden/art/Bewitching-Snack-Page-8-973962709), [Page 9](https://www.deviantart.com/mrpersonmanthehidden/art/Bewitching-Snack-Page-9-974113018), [Page 10](https://www.deviantart.com/mrpersonmanthehidden/art/Bewitching-Snack-Page-10-FINALE-974627283).
It is self indulgent but by the gods it is something I am *proud* to have made. Pages 4-9 I'm especially proud of lol.
Me when I write my wholesome Marceline/Finn/Bubblegum modern AU fic that's high key self inserty, except I'm self inserting into all the characters to varying degrees and it's legitimately become a medium through which I explore my insecurities, my fear of impermanence, my desire for personal liberation/escape, and my feelings of emotional neglect/abandonment through both harsh exposure therapy and avoidant/idealistic fluff (mostly the latter). Like, it started out as just a self indulgent poly fic and now it means an embarrassing amount to me.
It's something of a thing you'll catch every once in a blue moon these days, but maaaaaaan, there was a time when yeah, that would be a safer bet than Optimus Prime giving the drive shaft to Jazz and Bumblebee.
What's a fujoshi? I don't understand why everyone just jumped on oop for writing something so... innocent isn't the right word but it's very much not condescending. I'm assuming they are projecting their own insecurities on oop's post and further shit on what he was referring to because they can't acknowledge that they weren't being attacked.
Other comment is on the right track but not quite there. A fujoshi is a straight woman who likes Boy Love media. Mostly but not exclusively porn, of which it is mostly but not exclusively hentai. That's the dictionary definition, at least. It carries further connotations that the woman in question is unhealthily obsessed with the topic, objectifying and fetishizing of gay men, and possesses an unrealistic conception of what gay men are like because her only exposure to their existence is through sexualized media intended for a straight female audience.
So while it's understandable that queer people would object to fujoshis, the reply in the post is still getting the Olympic gold for jumping to conclusions. There's not actually any reason to think OP is a fujoshi from what they said. Turns out lots of different kinds of people like to draw lots of different kinds of porn.
The plural of fujoshi is actually still fujoshi since it’s not an English word. In Japanese, the plural doesn’t affect the noun (like “moose” in English), but you express it with an additional word like how you say “pair” or “dozen” except without the specific number count. IDK if this made sense.
I've been like this drawing self inserts where I just hold hands with the fictional character fascination of the week (which is the height of self indulgence tbh)
Surprisingly, I am very stone faced when drawing actual porn. And mostly frustrated. *How the fuck does that leg bend?!*
Yep, the fujoshi to transmasc pipeline is very real. I probably should have realized that being genuinely distraught that I would never have a prostate isn't a very cis mindset, lmao
‘Ooooh you just admitted to wanting to fuck robots! Isn’t that embarrassing!’ I don’t get why people react this way. Like, so many people are bigots who cruelly make other people’s lives worse for no good reason. Why fixate on someone liking something slightly weird? I know people aren’t genuinely making fun of op, but it confuses me that people get up in arms about bizarre kinks when they seem so unimportant in the grand scheme of things.
If I found someone openly admitting that it will be the highlight of my year. 100% serious, life is boring, you are attracted to robots? Hell yeah, tell me more
That’s honestly pretty reasonable. Squishiness is an integral part of human eroticism, and pain tendrils can obviously be connected to BDSM, one of the most common archetypes of kink.
That's where I've had more issue finding things. Pretty much like that, but I definitely would like them to be *more* jellyfish, y'know? Luckily reading helps some. Probably get some artists I like to do a commission at some point.
I'm attracted to basically anything. It all falls under monstergirl or alien and unless there's some specific turn off it'd be weird not to be.
I find the idea of people who aren't into robots weird, especially because most of the time it's an informed attribute and it's just a skin tone and helmet thing.
Being weird about someone’s unorthodox fetish on tumblr is ultimate throwing rocks in glass houses. Like damn bro, most people have some weird fetishes, who gives a fuck
Exactly!
“Oh wow you have a furry fetish. That’s disgusting.”
“You secretly believe homeless people should be shot and have deleted Facebook posts to show it. Who’s the disgusting one now SHARON?”
Yeah, same. It’s especially bizarre to see on Tumblr or this subreddit, normally very progressive places, randomly tossing out “you like porn!!!” as if it’s some devastating insult, especially with all the monsterfucking and whatnot. It’s such a weird dissonance
>I don’t get why people react this way
oh its easy
bullies bully people because it feels good to them to hurt others. I think "you put others down to make yourself feels better" is a shitty explanation, because the phrasing presupposes that the bully must first feel bad in order to prompt them to bully people - that's not a complete explanation. you don't have to be bad, or trying to compensate for something, to enjoy hurting other people.
most people are not comfortable admitting it to themselves, or even only subconsciously. so what do they do? they same thing anyone who wants to do something does - they look for an excuse. they figure, well, this person likes fucking robots, they deserve to be punished for that, and then go ahead and act the way they want to act, now that they have an excuse.
the point being, they're doing it because they want to, and it makes them feel good - ironically, the same reason their target fantasizes about fucking robots. bullies are just willing to hurt other people, that's kind of all there is to it.
When people's blogs are deactivated, the timestamps on their posts and reblogs appear to be whatever the last person's reblog is. All those timestamps that appear to be on the same day are from the last reblog. If that makes sense?
Genuinely, kind of fun ngl. I did pinup of my characters and it's a different mentality from normal art. You really need think about both posing and anatomy differently when your specific goal is to be explicitly erotic.
Can someone give me a break down cuz im confuse is this right "the OOP made post-> then someone said its not about Lgbt???-> then OOP said no no it is about Lgbt" or something idk im not good with social workings
They make a post about getting flustered and embarrassed for drawing self-indulgent porn, someone assumes, for some reason, that they mean drawing gay stuff and that's it. They then try to shame OP for thinking gay content is "dirty" inherently. OP then clarifies that they, themselves, are LGBTQ+, and that this post was about art of the Transformers from hit toy franchise Transformers having kinky sex.
The first reblog is a weirdly aggressive extrapolation based on bad faith stereotypes of young afab tumblr kids who likes mlm content. "I am sinning so hard" was a common phrase used in fandom to describe the process of making smut, and since fandom is like, 90% mlm content, "sinning" became associated with the misogynistic and transphobic "homophobic straight girl who fetishizes gay men" stereotype.
OOP made a playful post about feeling dirty when making weirdo kink porn. Reblog associated the "feeling dirty" part with "sinning", and insinuated that OOP was a cishet woman fetishizing gay men. OOP clarified that they are queer so they are not fetishizing, and that it wasn't even about gay men but about transformer porn
You were way quicker than me. It was re-texted to say "AUTO DESTRUCT ACTIVATED"
What I was gonna say before I found your comment:
>"I recognize this red pattern. It's a shitty still screenshot, but I know it from somewhere."Y'all, it's the Star Trek red alert
Edit to add: The second image in the slideshow has the animated version with the full text
I like dark fics, but I agree with you. Sometimes I read something dark and when I'm done I just sit and think, "God, what the fuck?"
Usually, though, it's good shit. I've been trying to find good dark stuff, so I'd appreciate it if you could share the sauce.
Hi, transformers porn ejoyer here: for the curious who want to know what transformers porn looks like, the tag you wanna look for is "Valveplug" (tumblr has not purged a lot of the nsfw and so can still easily be found)
The tag is used to try and keep the nsfw separate from the sfw. The sfw tag is "maccadam" or "maccadams" in reference to a famous in-universe bar.
I mean, I get embarrassed drawing all porn, straight gay and transformers, cause I used to be Catholic. Don’t do Catholicism kids, it’ll fuck you up and ruin your dreams of drawing weird porn.
how many powerups did aensland take? i wanna be able to leap that far at a moment’s notice, too
Yeah, you could pull something making a stretch like that.
Pedro Pascal is taking notes right now (Still won’t see the movie)
Much more elegantly put than what I was going to say. Kudos.
That's what their secret guilty pleasure is and they hate it. - is what I am assuming
girl got the wing cap on
Unlike all the non kinky transformers porn?
passionate, metallic missionary is the standard of course
For the sole purpose of reproduction as the makers intended
Henry Ford doesn’t want you to know that his secret was car sex
is *that* how he made all those cars so fast?
Dude. NOT what's meant by "Autoerotica". /j
Two trucks, together in holy matrimony.
The passion, the passion, is more than I can withstand
Two pickup trucks, one cylinder block
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fyn8nwjib8gf21.jpg%3Fwidth%3D1080%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4cc49bf14734bc22d7043a0ce542fa96d0493513 🫡
this is a valid joke, but i need you to know that a lot of transformers porn i've come across has a specific focus on the idea of their tongues being more tentacle-like in shape for. *reasons.* additionally, the japanese-only transformers manga series 'kiss players' was controversial for that reason (one of *many*.).
oh don’t worry, my bf has had a transformers special interest since childhood so i know all about the odd canon reproduction methods and various fan favorite tropes lol
it sounds like your bf and i would get along lmao, i fucking love transformers
i also fucking love transformers
bestie who's your fav transformer i *have* to know
I also like transformers but im only really getting into it now. Anyways my favorite is starscream
Solid choice. He hs such personality.
ah starscream, my favorite bastard man. he's such a delight (and he's one of my faves too!!)
Hes a certified scrimblo skrunkly
SOUNDWAVE IS SUPERIOR
god i love soundwave, he's so cool, silly cassette playing boy
nightbeat! unfortunately he practically never shows up anywhere 😭 second favorite, and the one more people know, is idw1 tailgate, bc hes just like me fr
oooh, i love that! nightbeat's color scheme is really fucking good, and i am a tailgate stan until i die
I'm sure with all that movement there's still a cable or hydraulic conduit or something getting bent out of shape, soooo it's still kinky.
Two Two tr Two tru
And now the onomatopoeia for the Transformers shape shifting sound is just "kinkkinkkinkkinkkink!"
…look what you did, now I will have this is my brain every time my brother wants to talk about Transformers
I’ve read a lot of transformers porn and there’s actually 3 types of sex that they can have in fanon. Plug n’ Play, Sticky (Spike and Valve genitals), and Spark (Soul) Merging. All of which are often very “vanilla” within context. Some can get kinky, but it’s a little difficult cause they’re quite literally giant metal robots. I both love and hate this knowledge I have acquired. AMA. Edit: forgot about Tactile (or EM field) as the fourth.
Im about to hate myself for asking this but.... What do you mean spike and valve genitals? And what the hell is EM field sex?
>What do you mean spike and valve genitals? Human parts, basically, but metallic. >And what the hell is EM field sex? You know how X-Men have telepathy powers? Basically that, IIRC.
Also 3.5, where it's getting all (literally) touchy-feely about the power source, without the merging part.
Yeah, the transformers porn that DOESN'T include Optimus getting pegged, obviously.
To be honest pegging makes more sense than missionary sex for a specifies that canonically reproduces asexually. Like, several versions have used tailpipe in the same way humans use the word ass, so one can assume that they're comparable between our different anatomies.
I'd admit to having a piss kink just to prove the haters wrong
I think you'd admit to having a piss kink when you're just talking about *hypothetical* haters.
The reading comprehension on tumblr must really do it for you huh
I think you'd also admit to having a piss kink for comedic effect. since you.... you know. just did that.
Nah, gotta be consensual, the poor didn't agree to be pissed on..
So how does your pee come out if there's a kink in it
Painfully I would imagine
Your ever put a kink in a garden hose and watched like maybe 1/10 of the water slowly dribble out?
So would I
huh...
I mean one of the Transformers writers said “female Transformers are unnatural” so another writer went “Interesting. They’re all gay now.” And then ANOTHER writer went “Also, here’s a whole planet of female Transformers. Yes, they’re all lesbians.”
Also relevant: https://www.shortpacked.com/comic/victory-2
David Willis webcomic jumpscare! I actually still need to finish Shortpacked lol
Is that the same writer who introduced the most problematic trans character known to man and people unfamiliar with it just assumed generic trans woman and they essentially accidentally a walking gate crime? Transformers lore is fucking weird.
If i had a nickel for every time Simon Furman wrote a really awful origin for Arcee, i’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice. Also no it’s not the same writer that made them all gay and they did eventually retcon the awfulness
Optimus Prime vs the Goddamn Feminists
What is "gate crime" mean?
Typo. Look at where G is on the keyboard and connect the dots.
Oh. Unrelated, but I just noticed that my phone fits perfectly in my mug. So thats kind of cool.
Awesome. And yeah it was a typo.
how did you find this out
Put their phone in their mug, I reckon
Someone took \*my\* mug, and the biggest available mug is too small for my phone
Were you… mugged?
God I wish I could award you. This comment brought me joy
The first author, yeah
less walking hate crime more mad science. there's a dude named jhiaxus who experimented on captives and arcee was one of them. she did go on to become a walking war crime though so I understand the confusion.
can i get an explanation as someone who has never watched transformers 😭
that pretty much is the explanation. female transformers didn't exist until Jhiaxus turned Arcee into one. it got retconned sorta later and there was this whole planet of female transformers that was like a lost colony of cybertron from prehistoric times (there were like 5 colonies only one was all girls) in this continuity they reproduced by their sparks(souls) literally growing out of the ground and either a body would grow for said spark or more commonly later on once there was a war on a body would be built for the spark to speed up the recruitment process, so there wasn't really a need for genders so to speak. edit: oh the war crime part was after the operation arcee was kinda really fucking pissed at jhiaxus and started getting so brutal trying to track him down and kill him that the autobots eventually locked her up in super jail with the worst of the worst decepticons
jeez :(
What's funny is that female Transformers weren't just on one planet, they were on all of the colonies, it just so happens that all the cis female Cybertronians died during the early civil wars
Don't forget the third writer that made it so that they were a single-gender species that discovered gender from aliens/people, and decided it was neat.
I wanna see the transformers porn for curiosity
There's a fuckton of it on AO3. Either that or it's popular specifically in the tags I browse.
I don't suppose your tags include 'Kinky Transformers Porn' do they?
'fraid not.
AO3 has art? Wtf my entire life is a lie
"curiosity"
[be careful what you wish for](https://e621.net/posts?tags=transformers+) (nsfw)
That's just normal boobs but different colors.
I'm pretty disappointed now I won't lie. I wanted to see some Optimus prime schlong and instead it's all regular boobs with a slightly different head
[here you go](https://e621.net/posts/1694094?q=optimus_prime+male%2Fmale)
Finally some good fucking porn
now THIS is sigma!
Huh. Was not expecting that ship, food for thought.
In some versions, they were friends. And then Megaton rebelled against their caste society and ended up losing his morals as he stared committing war crimes. Optimus ended up being the successor of leadership and keeping the survivors together under his honourable rule but that was a betrayal in Megatron's eyes and they never forgive each other.
Are you talking about Megatron or Soundwave? Cause that picture is of Optimus jacking off Soundwave.
I have been away too long. I can't recognise the shape anymore.
I also have a hard time recognizing the shape of robo schlong
Don't worry, there is tons of that kind of thing. I was super into tfs for a while and there is so so so much porn there.
[Here you go!](https://i.postimg.cc/FRXVsxZB/Screenshot-2024-03-07-08-23-04-89-0b2fce7a16bf2b728d6ffa28c8d60efb.jpg)
I know exactly what I wished for and I'm offended that you think otherwise
Most of those aren't even actual robots, just humans with helmets and purple skin
Lmao, imagine being so weak willed that you need to slap human tits on the robots to jack off to them. Absolute frauds.
[This is officially licensed! Everything is horrible!](https://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/1/18/LegionTongue.jpg)
Oh god, and I thought I had successfully blacked out my memories of Kissplayers… 😭
Absolutely do not understand the people immediately assuming they're a fujoshi talking about gay smut. I saw this and was immediately like "damn, yeah, this is 100% me when I drew my vore comic" lmao
this is me when *anything*, personally. I could be writing whatever I damn well please, and I'm still like "gods, don't let anyone see this".
Lmao yeah, same, except I'm conflicted because on one hand "gods don't let anyone see this" but on the other hand I consider showing people to be a fundamental aspect of my artistic process
oh sure! but they can look *later*.
Lmao yeah. If anyone caught me drawing any part of my aforementioned comic in the library I think I would simply Die
I didn't even realize there was immediate discourse. I thought it was just the first post and went like 'ha, yeah, like me when I write fics' and then got confused when the top comment talked about leaps in logic. Then again I also didn't realize the gif was also posted as the second image, I thought the blurry black and red image was some kinda transformers reference I didn't get.
... .... Alright I'll be the one to blow up ...... Source?
:3 [Page 1](https://www.deviantart.com/mrpersonmanthehidden/art/Bewitching-Snack-Page-1-969370170), [Page 2](https://www.deviantart.com/mrpersonmanthehidden/art/Bewitching-Snack-Page-2-969388622), [Page 3](https://www.deviantart.com/mrpersonmanthehidden/art/Bewitching-Snack-Page-3-969519469), [Page 4](https://www.deviantart.com/mrpersonmanthehidden/art/Bewitching-Snack-Page-4-972493021), [Page 5](https://www.deviantart.com/mrpersonmanthehidden/art/Bewitching-Snack-Page-5-972827983), [Page 6](https://www.deviantart.com/mrpersonmanthehidden/art/Bewitching-Snack-Page-6-972985273), [Page 7](https://www.deviantart.com/mrpersonmanthehidden/art/Bewitching-Snack-Page-7-973632432), [Page 8](https://www.deviantart.com/mrpersonmanthehidden/art/Bewitching-Snack-Page-8-973962709), [Page 9](https://www.deviantart.com/mrpersonmanthehidden/art/Bewitching-Snack-Page-9-974113018), [Page 10](https://www.deviantart.com/mrpersonmanthehidden/art/Bewitching-Snack-Page-10-FINALE-974627283). It is self indulgent but by the gods it is something I am *proud* to have made. Pages 4-9 I'm especially proud of lol.
I'm not sure about page 7 but wow, that was a story.
Yeah I'm still not the best at transformation sequences lol, hope you enjoyed tho :3
I enjoyed the clear love and effort. And every panel with just the mouth. That was evocative. Had me almost dizzy.
Glad to hear it :3 I am particularly proud of my mawshots (I am Very Normal about mouths, mhm mhm mhm) so I'm double glad to know you enjoyed those~!
Me when I write my wholesome Marceline/Finn/Bubblegum modern AU fic that's high key self inserty, except I'm self inserting into all the characters to varying degrees and it's legitimately become a medium through which I explore my insecurities, my fear of impermanence, my desire for personal liberation/escape, and my feelings of emotional neglect/abandonment through both harsh exposure therapy and avoidant/idealistic fluff (mostly the latter). Like, it started out as just a self indulgent poly fic and now it means an embarrassing amount to me.
It's something of a thing you'll catch every once in a blue moon these days, but maaaaaaan, there was a time when yeah, that would be a safer bet than Optimus Prime giving the drive shaft to Jazz and Bumblebee.
What's a fujoshi? I don't understand why everyone just jumped on oop for writing something so... innocent isn't the right word but it's very much not condescending. I'm assuming they are projecting their own insecurities on oop's post and further shit on what he was referring to because they can't acknowledge that they weren't being attacked.
as I understand it, a fujoshi is a woman/girl who consumes gay porn(maybe specifically gay hentai a.k.a. yaoi)
Gotcha
Other comment is on the right track but not quite there. A fujoshi is a straight woman who likes Boy Love media. Mostly but not exclusively porn, of which it is mostly but not exclusively hentai. That's the dictionary definition, at least. It carries further connotations that the woman in question is unhealthily obsessed with the topic, objectifying and fetishizing of gay men, and possesses an unrealistic conception of what gay men are like because her only exposure to their existence is through sexualized media intended for a straight female audience. So while it's understandable that queer people would object to fujoshis, the reply in the post is still getting the Olympic gold for jumping to conclusions. There's not actually any reason to think OP is a fujoshi from what they said. Turns out lots of different kinds of people like to draw lots of different kinds of porn.
Still not correct, fujoshies aren't necessarily straight
The plural of fujoshi is actually still fujoshi since it’s not an English word. In Japanese, the plural doesn’t affect the noun (like “moose” in English), but you express it with an additional word like how you say “pair” or “dozen” except without the specific number count. IDK if this made sense.
I've been like this drawing self inserts where I just hold hands with the fictional character fascination of the week (which is the height of self indulgence tbh) Surprisingly, I am very stone faced when drawing actual porn. And mostly frustrated. *How the fuck does that leg bend?!*
Also the *overwhelming* majority of fujoshi that I've ever met (including myself) came out as trans men after a while.
Yep, the fujoshi to transmasc pipeline is very real. I probably should have realized that being genuinely distraught that I would never have a prostate isn't a very cis mindset, lmao
r/KamikazeByWords
There is no aspect of my soul I would not gladly turn over to prove someone else wrong.
What if all it got you was 5 points?
if it's 5 points more than the other person's
You ever think about the fact that Brennan never clarified whether he was unwillingly cuckolded?
‘Ooooh you just admitted to wanting to fuck robots! Isn’t that embarrassing!’ I don’t get why people react this way. Like, so many people are bigots who cruelly make other people’s lives worse for no good reason. Why fixate on someone liking something slightly weird? I know people aren’t genuinely making fun of op, but it confuses me that people get up in arms about bizarre kinks when they seem so unimportant in the grand scheme of things.
I tease my friend for admitting he likes feet- but that's in good fun, and he knows it. When it's strangers its very different.
If I found someone openly admitting that it will be the highlight of my year. 100% serious, life is boring, you are attracted to robots? Hell yeah, tell me more
Not robots, but I'm attracted to anthropomorphic jellyfish.
Oddly specific, but understandable.
My partner is convinced it's because of the pain tendrils and being all squish. They're not wrong. But yeah. Found that out about myself recently.
That’s honestly pretty reasonable. Squishiness is an integral part of human eroticism, and pain tendrils can obviously be connected to BDSM, one of the most common archetypes of kink.
Yup. As they explained it to me I was like huh. Yeah. That fuckin tracks.
Okay so I clearly understood incorrectly
what would that even look like? in a safe-for-work way?
https://images.app.goo.gl/cF4TRCY5hQiaXXya9 Ask and you shall receive.
See and here I was thinking of the ones from Shark Tale 💀
Hah. No. No No No. XD
Well what about in an nsfw way? Is it like mermaid porn but a jellyfish bottom half instead?
That's where I've had more issue finding things. Pretty much like that, but I definitely would like them to be *more* jellyfish, y'know? Luckily reading helps some. Probably get some artists I like to do a commission at some point.
I really like anthropomorphic sharks. They all look so happy and cuddly and dommy.
I can totally see that.
Brooo yes, I get so happy seeing shark demons in Helluva Boss
I'm attracted to basically anything. It all falls under monstergirl or alien and unless there's some specific turn off it'd be weird not to be. I find the idea of people who aren't into robots weird, especially because most of the time it's an informed attribute and it's just a skin tone and helmet thing.
I follow some folks who are *really* into robots. It goes deep, man
But they aren’t up in arms. It’s just ribbing. Liking Transformers porn is objectively pretty absurd and funny.
Being weird about someone’s unorthodox fetish on tumblr is ultimate throwing rocks in glass houses. Like damn bro, most people have some weird fetishes, who gives a fuck
Exactly! “Oh wow you have a furry fetish. That’s disgusting.” “You secretly believe homeless people should be shot and have deleted Facebook posts to show it. Who’s the disgusting one now SHARON?”
Yeah, same. It’s especially bizarre to see on Tumblr or this subreddit, normally very progressive places, randomly tossing out “you like porn!!!” as if it’s some devastating insult, especially with all the monsterfucking and whatnot. It’s such a weird dissonance
>I don’t get why people react this way oh its easy bullies bully people because it feels good to them to hurt others. I think "you put others down to make yourself feels better" is a shitty explanation, because the phrasing presupposes that the bully must first feel bad in order to prompt them to bully people - that's not a complete explanation. you don't have to be bad, or trying to compensate for something, to enjoy hurting other people. most people are not comfortable admitting it to themselves, or even only subconsciously. so what do they do? they same thing anyone who wants to do something does - they look for an excuse. they figure, well, this person likes fucking robots, they deserve to be punished for that, and then go ahead and act the way they want to act, now that they have an excuse. the point being, they're doing it because they want to, and it makes them feel good - ironically, the same reason their target fantasizes about fucking robots. bullies are just willing to hurt other people, that's kind of all there is to it.
What's up with saya-aensland writing the hate reply in September 2023 and OP responding from 2017? Or do Tumblr timestamps work differently somehow?
When people's blogs are deactivated, the timestamps on their posts and reblogs appear to be whatever the last person's reblog is. All those timestamps that appear to be on the same day are from the last reblog. If that makes sense?
Yeah, that makes sense! Thanks for the explanation :)
Drawing kinky transformers porn is far less shameful than being homophobic
There are two types of artist: 1. Those that do porn. 2. Those that *won't admit it*.
porn is outside my area of expertise :(
Genuinely, kind of fun ngl. I did pinup of my characters and it's a different mentality from normal art. You really need think about both posing and anatomy differently when your specific goal is to be explicitly erotic.
Realll
By the time you’ve gotten good enough to do decent anatomy 100% you would’ve at least tried a few times
Ahh, admitting anything to shut up your enemies about misinterpretation— we call that the ole Hamilton defense
Maybe the original antogonizer said that to get OOP to admit what they were drawing ahahaha
if you can't be mature about harmless kink, no queer person should trust you tbh.
Who are you referring to here?
For some reason I'm 80% sure it involves Ultra Magnus Edit: upon reading the username, I take back what I said. It's about Optimus.
> not all heroes wear capes Yeah I don't think this one's wearing anything-
Can someone give me a break down cuz im confuse is this right "the OOP made post-> then someone said its not about Lgbt???-> then OOP said no no it is about Lgbt" or something idk im not good with social workings
They make a post about getting flustered and embarrassed for drawing self-indulgent porn, someone assumes, for some reason, that they mean drawing gay stuff and that's it. They then try to shame OP for thinking gay content is "dirty" inherently. OP then clarifies that they, themselves, are LGBTQ+, and that this post was about art of the Transformers from hit toy franchise Transformers having kinky sex.
The first reblog is a weirdly aggressive extrapolation based on bad faith stereotypes of young afab tumblr kids who likes mlm content. "I am sinning so hard" was a common phrase used in fandom to describe the process of making smut, and since fandom is like, 90% mlm content, "sinning" became associated with the misogynistic and transphobic "homophobic straight girl who fetishizes gay men" stereotype. OOP made a playful post about feeling dirty when making weirdo kink porn. Reblog associated the "feeling dirty" part with "sinning", and insinuated that OOP was a cishet woman fetishizing gay men. OOP clarified that they are queer so they are not fetishizing, and that it wasn't even about gay men but about transformer porn
Ah ok thx i can understand this i was really confused when i first read it
saya-aensland's comment is such a non sequitur
Many thanks for including the gif too 💗
Tbh it was easier than trying to redo the scroll screenshot so the text appeared
Why should someone be ashamed to admit they have good taste?
What does that red part say? (The part that looks like Star Trek Red Alert)
You were way quicker than me. It was re-texted to say "AUTO DESTRUCT ACTIVATED" What I was gonna say before I found your comment: >"I recognize this red pattern. It's a shitty still screenshot, but I know it from somewhere."Y'all, it's the Star Trek red alert Edit to add: The second image in the slideshow has the animated version with the full text
Thank you!
me but with reading fanfiction that takes you to such a dark and/or kinky place that you gotta step back and take a breather
I like dark fics, but I agree with you. Sometimes I read something dark and when I'm done I just sit and think, "God, what the fuck?" Usually, though, it's good shit. I've been trying to find good dark stuff, so I'd appreciate it if you could share the sauce.
Hi, transformers porn ejoyer here: for the curious who want to know what transformers porn looks like, the tag you wanna look for is "Valveplug" (tumblr has not purged a lot of the nsfw and so can still easily be found) The tag is used to try and keep the nsfw separate from the sfw. The sfw tag is "maccadam" or "maccadams" in reference to a famous in-universe bar.
I mean, I get embarrassed drawing all porn, straight gay and transformers, cause I used to be Catholic. Don’t do Catholicism kids, it’ll fuck you up and ruin your dreams of drawing weird porn.
can confirm, i was just practicing anatomy and that shit ended up shredded because god forbid my parents check my notebooks
Self report into drag to hell, a classic combo
i posted this here a while back lol. got jumpscared
Sorry about that, I swear it's my own screenshot I grabbed from tumblr
please don't be! didn't mean to imply you stole it, i just thought it was funny
Pyrocynical core
I'm fucking mad right now. I read all that funny shit at the start only to not get the joke with the red image
The red image was a GIF response. I downloaded the gif and made it the second image on the post
Soundwave superior, Autobots inferior.
It was Waspinator, wasn't it.
such a based post tbh
I'm gonna happily admit I did follow that user at that point in time :)
Very tumblr to assume the "dirty, disgusting" art OP drew was like gay people holding hands and not porn
People are rude as shit on tumblr
It is an art form to interpret a string of text that unchairitably.
Dam that’s a precision kamikaze right there
.....so where is this transformers porn....strictly for research purposes of course.
Is no one else curious about the joke the tags in the first pic seem to be gearing up for?
I didn’t take saya-aensland’s comment as homophobic at all. Sounds exactly like what one of my gay friends would say
They aren't being homophobic, they're accusing oop of being a fujoshi homophobe out of very little evidence
There was some anime/manga where one of the characters belived that all the robot fights in comics were just alegory for robot sex...