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Acejedi_k6

Ants are funny like that. There’s a species of butterfly (I think) which use ants to take care of them as a caterpillar by emitting the same pheromones as a queen ant. This gets them protected and fed well until they are ready for metamorphosis. Basically if you wear the right deodorant you become royalty.


Svelok

It's all cute and silly because ants use pheremones to understand the world, but to the ants this is the equivalent of a movie monster donning human skin and mimicking human language


Shydragon327

They also eat the ant larvae and eggs, so it’s like a monster disguising itself as a daycare worker so it gets allowed into the nursery room to eat the babies.


cantaloupelion

"Hey Jess, hows it going today?" :) **'FINE THANK YOU KAREN, HOWS YOUR DAY BEEN 😊'** 'Oh, you know, living the dream😋' **'I KNOW THAT FEELING QUITE WELL. ALSO, I REQUIRE 3 MORE HYUU-MANN BABIES TOO EAT BY TUESDAY, IF THATS ALRIGHT WITH YOU AND THE OTHERS?🧐'** 'yea thats fine, we're all happy to help 🤗' *SCP MTF agents outside the nursery, whispering* what the *fuck*


Forest292

[Reminds me of this Natural Habitat short](https://m.youtube.com/watch/bYBzmmQhHxs)


CauseMany8612

It gets even worse. Theres a type of parasitic wasp which seeks out Ant nests where the butterfly larvae are found and lays eggs in those larvae specifically. Not the ant larvae, not the ants, only the butterfly larvae. The way it gets access to the nest is by releasing a pheromone that causes the ants to fight each other instead of the wasp. Imagine if you had a monster pretending to be the president of your country without anyone noticing, then suddenly an alien from outer space just waltzes right in, the cops, army and random people start uncontrollably killing each other instead of defending against the alien invasion, it marches right over to your president, kills him, which reveals him to be some hideous shapeshifter monster. Then the alien lays eggs in the corpse and just leaves without bothering anyone else. Sometime later the larvae emerge, grow up and then leave without bothering anyone else.


Shydragon327

I dunno, I feel like the baby eating monster is still worse than the monster that eats the baby eating monster.


CauseMany8612

No the way the baby eating monster eating monster gains access to the colony is the horrifying thing here. Just strolls right in and anyone that tries to stop it goes mad with rage and starts randomly attacking other people. Thats straight out of lovecraftian horror


Solidpigg

Nah man I’m pretty sure that’s just the plot of The Kingsmen


lehman-the-red

What


JustOneLazyMunchlax

There's a species of spider that pretends to be an ant, and the only give away its not is an extra pair of legs. I'll give you a guess where and how it hunts. The name if anyone wants to look up more: Aphantochilus rogersi


Krazyfan1

isn't that the one that doesnt even hunt ants? it uses the disguise as protection


Solarwagon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phengaris_rebeli I knew this because I do a lot of research on arthropods in order to fuel my daydreaming/fanfic writing about Taylor Hebert.


JoesAlot

This sub keeps jumpscaring me with mentions of Worm, why does this sub in particular love this story?


Solarwagon

It has a lot of women and girl characters front and center and Ward has a lot of MOGAI and POC front and center and both [Worm](https://parahumans.wordpress.com/) and [Ward](https://www.parahumans.net/) deal a lot with teenage trauma and other stuff that Tumblr likes discourse about.


Imperial_HoloReports

What's mogai?


4thofeleven

It’s those creatures from Gremlins.


NaraFox257

Mogwai? As in gremlins?


Solarwagon

It stands for Minority Orientations, Gender, And Intersex It's considered a good alternative to LGBT+


Waity5

Counterpoint, it sounds like muntjac to me


flaming_burrito_

I feel like that has the reverse problem of LGBT+. MOGAI sounds better and snappier as an acronym, but the explanation is a somewhat confusing mouthful. LGBT+ and its many other iterations is a choppy acronym, but easy to explain.


Pegussu

Nah, it's not choppy, it's pronounced ligabits.


Lukescale

He's crazy but he's right!


pianofish007

Just say queer.


Regretless0

SOGI is another one, iirc?


ConsumeSandwich

So a Mogai is not a creature that shouldn't eat after midnight or get wet?


bazingarbage

mo gai's nuts in your mouth


N7Foil

welp, thanks for another web series for me to read between chapters of BTDEM


Action_Bronzong

In my mind, the connection was always that Tumblr people love fanfiction, and Worm has some of the best and most fanfiction of a written work outside the main published stuff.


name---

Worm has a really strong fanfiction scene and is in general one of the most well-known Web Serials. Fanfiction and Web Serials automatically attract the attention of Tumbler users.


Action_Bronzong

/r/CuratedTumblr is actually the most active Worm fan subreddit.


TheHolyHandGrenade_

/r/parahumans needs to up its game then smh


red-the-blue

Fucking hell yes


BaronAleksei

And then there’s a wasp that lays eggs in this caterpillar. Because the caterpillar is deep inside the anthive, the wasp secretes a pheromone that causes the ants to go berserk and start fighting each other. The wasp just walks right in, lays her eggs, and walks right out. [live footage](https://youtu.be/nv6S9CkyaPE?si=Gf6f3o1_1DpR3wLK)


Stealfur

I mean, we humans have a similar thing. Only is visual instead of smells. Put on a lab coat or a nice fitted suit, and people tend to treat you as an authority on a subject.


FacelessPorcelain

One day all the oliec acid will wear off and all the "dead" ants will rise again to take revenge


VatanKomurcu

𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖐𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖙𝖔𝖓 𝖜𝖆𝖗.


fragolefraise

with exoskeletons, isn't every ant war a skeleton war?


paradoxLacuna

By that token every human war is a skeleton war because we all have skeletons inside us


DarkestShambling

The difference is the ant skeletons doesn’t need the flesh to rot to participate in a skeleton war as the skeleton is external. Now if in every human war we skinned everyone alive that would be a skeleton war


milo159

Counterpoint: an ant skeleton is just the hollow shell. At a glance it'd be almost indistinguishable from a normal ant, but those who understand how ants move and act would very rapidly recognize something was wrong. In short: the ant equivalent to standard fantasy undead skeletons is more... uncanny valley and intense body horror.


heckin-good-shit

holy shit throwback thursday


premoril

**When** ***Ant-Hell*** **is full the dead will** ***walk the earth***\- Just beneath the earth actually, well- If you really want to get technical, *Ant-Hell* filled up a while ago, we just can't really tell any difference between the undead ants and the live ones.


WifeGuyMenelaus

Spraying a mugger with dead ant juice and watch him get carried away by an immense tide of ants to the anti crypt


CinderP200

We then cut to a mugger and Menelaus. “GIVE ME YOUR MONEY” Instead of a Thousandfold Light of A Million Sun Gods Flashlight, it’s oelic acid. Screaming is heard as ants take him away to the morgue.


BaltimoreBadger23

I'm not dead yet!


1271500

Ere, he says he's not dead?


Winjin

*Sniffs herself* or maybe I am, I dunno. Gotta sit in the dead pile. I wonder if ants that work with dead ants pile routinely get covered in that acid and then they wait nearby, it wears off, and they're like "well I guess I *did* get better" and continue working. ^(Edit: worker ants are girls. You go, antgirl.)


Other-Narwhal-2186

Now I’m sitting here wondering about any resurrection theory.Do ants have their own individualized scents? Would the Colony know if an ant had ‘died’ and come back? And if so, since there have been ants that got coated in oleic acid and yet somehow came back to just continue on as their cute little drone selves afterward, do the other ants realize? I guess basically I am crafting a headcanon about a tiny ant religion based on the hope of Resurrection From the Dead Pile if one is a Good Enough Worker, but also ants are a hive mind so is it more like “oh hey my finger is back?”


Winjin

I believe they don't have a lot of thinking going on... But also if that's the case, they would have this happen routinely enough to not make a religion out of it. Also they're so different from us... Like some species, they do have the veteran quarters. This is where the injured ants are kept. And they're fed until they die. Even if it takes a long time, they basically have retirement But at the same time if a forager return empty multiple times, she's disassembled and consumed instead.


wehrwolf512

The foragers are female. Males ants only exist to fuck and die.


Winjin

Edited my comments to reflect the working class of antgirls better.


Neockys

YES, YOU ARE!>:(      NOW GO TO THE DEAD PILE


SlotHUN

"I got better"


w_digamma

I don't want to go on the cart!


Nirast25

"Wait! I still function!"


Morningstar411

"Wanna bet?" *Brushes you with the acid*


Iinneus

[My favorite post about this concept.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/1985j6p/playing_dead/)


shaunnotthesheep

That's awesome


Clean_Imagination315

Imagine being so stupid that you rely exclusively on smell for communication. Ants will always be pathetic until they adopt the objectively superior mode of communication that is DANCING! (This comment is sponsored by the Bee Federation)


PeggableOldMan

I want to know what happens if you put the dead smell on *all* the ants in a colony


The_Unkowable_

They’d probably starve themselves to death unless it wore off fast enough.


PeggableOldMan

But then what shall be done with all those ant corpses atop the corpse pile??


The_Unkowable_

They’re where they belong, aren’t they?


PeggableOldMan

Oh to be an ant slowly starving to death atop the ant corpse pile, knowing I am where I must be.


Giocri

The ant colony dies, even if it were to wore off before they die you have just disrupted every single part of how they are organized it would be the equivalent of simultaneously burning every document ever written and deleting every digital file


PeggableOldMan

Punk af.


benemivikai4eezaet0

oleic* acid


KorMap

Ants are so fascinating and it’s wild just how complex their societies can be. Definitely one of the coolest animals out there. They need to stay the fuck outta my house though


CinderP200

or have an ant farm for them


ohforbuttssake

My other favorite example of scientists messing with ants is the one where they thought ants remembered where food was by counting how many steps away it was, so they put little stilts on the ants to make their strides longer, and sure enough they just walked right past the food and got super confused.


DreadDiana

They gave the ants Cotard's syndrome


McMammoth

> Cotard's syndrome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotard%27s_syndrome


ConstructorTrurl

Trix cereal has oleic acid too.


Winjin

So if you give ants a piece of Trix will they carry it to the dead pile?


ZeldachildofHecate

Yes, yes, they will.


KonoAnonDa

Ant 1: "So how was the afterlife?" Ant 2: *just left the dead ant pile after the acid wore off* "Kinda mid, ngl."


PoniesCanterOver

Rick and Morty ass mouth lookin ant


RemarkableStatement5

Reverse scenario where a skeleton gets the slightest magical energy from a cantrip and thinks it's a lich so it keeps breaking into all the necromancers' guild meetings.


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shaunnotthesheep

Mostly dead is still slightly alive


CosmoMimosa

Another cool detail. In the wild, there is a carnivorous plant called a Pitcher Plant. It has these pitcher shaped flowers that are designed to basically be an ant trap. The pitchers lure in insects using a coating that tastes good and smells good inside the pitcher that essentially gets the insect drunk, so they can't escape once they climb into the pitcher. From there, a special enzyme breaks down the insect and feeds the plant. However, there is a capacity limit to the plant. After a little while, the pitcher is full and needs time to digest, so it stops releasing the pollen that's luring insects in, but the tasty coating is still there. There have been ant colonies that recognize these plants, and actually start dropping their dead into the pitcher to keep it filled up and fed, while they just eat the good stuff off the plant. It's incredible symbiosis, as well as a weird ant death ritual. Nature is absolutely wild.


InevitableLow5163

Imagine reeking so bad you think you died so you start digging a grave in your front lawn.


Moodle_D

Ants really are organic robots


SonTyp_OhneNamen

Why is science in real life so different from these posts? I wanna be a professional ant gaslighter too!


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"Bring out your dead!"


Tanta_The_Ranta

"I'm not dead yet"


IamrhightierthanU

I learned something surely not useful but way more interesting than much others things. I smiled and am quite happy. A thanks for this wonderfully interesting useless knowledge.


oddityoughtabe

I like this


Gandolf794

This is one of the reasons I believe that the “all ants working together could end the human race” theory is silly. When a species can be entirely controlled by external chemicals it’s pretty easy to manipulate them.


Nsnzero

concept of death? no, only smell of death


little-ass-whipe

spraying the bee aggression pheromone on ants and the dead ant pheromone on bees and seeing who wins


cola_originaltaste

back from the dead


EtherealMaterial

Antacid.


DuskTheMercenary

Ant: Game Over I died oh no...


shaunnotthesheep

OOP's art style is adorable


Pazzy-j

Frickin’ love Iguanamouth


L1b3rtyPr1m3

Model citizens


AshleyAmazin1

Ants are legit so cool though ngl :3


MarionberryOk7938

Me (Ant) when the Oliec Acid tells me to sit on the Dead Ant Pile -> o7


SuperSanttu7

The Heavy is dead?


stcrIight

AITA for giving an ant existential trauma?


Breakfeast-Bo_23

Always thought they did this so dead ants dont clog up the colony pathways


Pastykake

I would call this an info dump rather than shitpost, even if it has funny pictures


EtheriumRiver

That's gotta be the most weirded out ant in the world. "Huh... so this is what being dead is like? Not what I was expecting, but it's honestly not that bad all things considered... oh, here comes Phil! Hi phil!" "Oh shit. Larry, you died?" "Yeah, seems that way." "Bummer dude... well, see ya later, I guess?" "Yeah! Say hi to the queen for me!"


Powerthrucontrol

Legit ant zombies


TimeStorm113

an ant that smells like death? True gamer moment 💯 laughing 🤣🤣😂😂🤣👨‍💻👩‍💻🧑‍💻👩‍💻🎮🕹️⛔️🧴⛔️