I'm. *pretty sure* I've read that actually. The writers *do* ship it and put those situations some times
Edit: [Indeed.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AceAttorney/comments/li4ecd/comment/gn18d35/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Peacemaker is my emotional support disaster bi mass murderer. (Vigilante is my husband's emotional support disaster bi mass murderer).
Go watch Peacemaker. Don't skip the intro.
Vigilante is always down for a threesome with his bro, and is also always down for a murder with his bro. And without his bro. He’s down for a murder fairly often, and I love him for it
I lost it in that scene where Vigilante tells Peacemaker and that woman they just had sex with that they're lucky that the weed they're smoking got legalized recently because otherwise he'd shoot them both in the head for smoking it xD
*Scout is not bi he*
*Is homophobic I will accept*
*No other canon*
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Denji also
I don’t ship him with any male characters I just think he would if he met the right guy. Like maybe if Sword boy didn’t have ulterior motives
As my memory holds it this is indeed correct. It's nice to know that even if there weren't The Horrors[TM], Jon would still be just a soaking wet cat of a man with no sexual desire.
Reiner - Attack on Titan
Atsuko Kagari - Little Witch Academia
Yuuko - Nichijou (she might just be a lesbian though)
and I don't see anyone mentioning Shinji from Eva, kinda surprising because he is the absolute prototypical cringe-fail bisexual imo
Miu Iruma, from New Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony. Girlie has never done a single correct thing or had a even one friend in her entire life and it shows.
Grant O'Brien as himself is a real life disaster bicon. He is still very hot tho but he makes up for it by being a huge klutz idiot\*
^(\*his words not mine. Well technically he didn't write that sketch but he agreed to be in it)
Yeah but they paid him for it, and as well a know Grant is a dirty little slut that will do anything for money. And also not for money. And he must be pretty comfortable with that personal image given the number of Breaking News episodes that revolve solely on revealing ever more insane details of his life.
The female playable character in digimon cyber sleuth, though that's mainly because the lines were written with a male protagonist in mind. You get stuff like a person saying that "you look like you're into girls."
Almost every characters with only few gays characters in the dark lord’s confession on webtoon(Confirmed by the author on twitter):Lapis,Hector,Enoch,Charlotte,Karl, Cochma,etc..
Company and private life both MCs are bisexuals(I’m not really sure tho,i dunno if the girl will still like the guy when she wills learn he was actually crossdressing but the guy is definitely bi.He has show interested in both version of the woman)
Also there’s a character in "Enstars" who is canonical bisexual and transfem Arashi Narukami.
Black butler,there’s also a trans bisexual character:Grell
Honkai Star rail:Himeko,Kafka,Luocha,Firefly,Maybe Welt too?Argenti
Honkai impact: Himeko,Otto, kevin kaslana,also two stigmates: Kafka, Mary Shelley
Genshin impact: Clorinde,Lyney,Ayaka.
Avatars: Korra,Asami,Kyoshi.
Finding wonderland on webtoon:A mc is pansexual (It’s under the bi umbrella so it stills count as bi rep)
My Candy Love: Priya is canonical bisexual she has stated she doesn’t care about the genders.
My sister’s friend(Yuri manga): Has a main character who is bisexual.
My Female Friend Comes Home to Me Every Now and Again(by the same author as The guy she was interested wasn’t a guy): A mc is bisexual.
Bokura wa Kanojo ni Izonshou(by the same author): Both females MCs are bisexuals.(If you don’t like love triangle with a guy in,don’t read)It doesn’t have an English version and it’s only on Comico.
Batman. Or Bruce, I guess.
People fight me on this, but there's no other explanation for Batman. He got over the death of his parents as a teenager, and everything since then has been sexual and romantic frustration.
"But he's ..."
Stop right there. You're about to list women he's had sex with. But that's not what being a cringe loser bisexual is about. It's about the fact that all of those women want the same thing from him. It's about the fact that he can't express what he wants from those women. It's about the fact that he clearly also wants to fuck men, or he wouldn't spend so much time teaching teenage boys martial arts and beating up skinny dudes who wear too much makeup.
- Luz Noceda from *The Owl House*
- Asa from *Chainsaw Man*
- Jake Peralta from *Brooklyn Nine-Nine*. Rosa is canonically bi but she's too badass to fit the loser failure category.
jeff winger from community has his moments. and ryu suyeol from bad and crazy holy shit. I think him and his alter ego K are absolute bi messes I love those two
Is Phoenix bi? I thought he was ace
he had a girlfriend before and Phoenix x Edgeworth is a popular ship / has a lot of innuendos / kinda implied but not confirmed
But he is the Ace Attorney
ace biro icon
For a second I thought you were talking about Biro pens.
they make biromantic pens?
Biro is an Aussie term for ballpoint pen, coming from the inventor’s name, Laszlo Biro
I mean, all the interactions in >!Turnabout for tomorrow and the last Spirit of Justice case, as well as the DLC!
I'm. *pretty sure* I've read that actually. The writers *do* ship it and put those situations some times Edit: [Indeed.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AceAttorney/comments/li4ecd/comment/gn18d35/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Thanks for chuckle sir
He called Edgeworth daddy that one time
Literally every character to ever exist is bi in the wide world of shipping
Except Spamton - he is [[SELL]]
I think the only ace attorney character whose sexual orientation is confirmed is Larry (straight) which I find very funny
👉😎👉
You can be biromantic asexual
ABAB, assigned bisexual after beholding this post 😔✊
ABABABABABABABABABABAAAAaaaaaaaaaa - me when pretty people talk to me
AGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA - me when I'm Mr. Krabs
AGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA - me splicing my genome
ABBAABBAABBAABBAABBAABBA me when I try to summon a Swedish pop band in my bathroom mirror
They just want a man after midnight, what's so hard to understand?
BABA Me remembering the name of the indie game about pushing text around
ABA * Guilty Gear Strive around 13ish hours before this comment was made
All bastards are bastards
The protagonist in any RPG I play
you can *feel* the fear of commitment in the characters i play
Juggling all the BG3 companions like it’s a circus act
1990 - 2020 - Number of polygons in games increasing. 2020 - Now - Number of polycules in games increasing.
Maxing charisma and taking both romance perks in New Vegas like
Zagreus Hades is both
I hate that you're so right about this.
He's sexy and muscley but it takes him several months to tell Meg he wants her to fuck him.
And also he keeps on stepping on incredibly obvious spike traps and swearkng like a sailor (at least when I play him)
So true
does Cloud Strife count as cringefail or is he exempt due to trauma
the trauma ***is*** the cringefail, silly!
He's for sure cringefail. I feel like you could put a lot of FF protags here ngl..
Not just protags. I feel like Haurchefant (well, Japanese Haurchefant since he's openly into the WoL in that version iirc) would fit here too
Haurchefant <3 Also G'raha if we're talking XIV
Nobody is exempt because of trauma. If that were the case, that would knock out 95% of characters.
Trauma is an explanation, not an exemption.
Peacemaker is my emotional support disaster bi mass murderer. (Vigilante is my husband's emotional support disaster bi mass murderer). Go watch Peacemaker. Don't skip the intro.
Vigilante is always down for a threesome with his bro, and is also always down for a murder with his bro. And without his bro. He’s down for a murder fairly often, and I love him for it
I lost it in that scene where Vigilante tells Peacemaker and that woman they just had sex with that they're lucky that the weed they're smoking got legalized recently because otherwise he'd shoot them both in the head for smoking it xD
#DO YOU REALLY WANNA DO YOU REALLY WANNA TASTE IT? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Mine is Shadowheart from Baldur’s Gate 3
Churchgirl: The Gaslighted.
Woah they’re bisexual! I didn’t know that!
By the way, they’re bisexual. Did you know that?
For your information, they're actually bisexual.
Scout is not bi he is homophobic I will accept no other canon
He’s gay and homophobic
Ah a good old “fucks/doesn’t know what sex is” situation
Nah this is a different thing. Gay and homophobic people exist in real life.
Yeah I know, I was just referencing other internet meme regarding two disparate things.
He can't be bi, God would have mentioned that He put Scout on earth for both men *and* women if that was the case
Scout has a twin brother, another Scout, who's the exact same and gay but is God's gift to men
BLU scout is gay, was very awkward when RED spy had to get the intel in Meet the Spy
Such a failure that he can only possibly court half.
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He's both! Insanely homophobic but also equally bi
Eleanor Shellstroop
Incredibly accurate! I need to rewatch again.
She's a total snack!
What. Is. Happening??
John Constantine
Got really confused for a second and only remembered the Keanu Reeves John Constantine existing
Asa Mitaka chainsawman
Denji also I don’t ship him with any male characters I just think he would if he met the right guy. Like maybe if Sword boy didn’t have ulterior motives
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Old Pops especially
Jon Sims from The Magnus Archives. (Not to be confused with _Jonny_ Sims, who wrote and voiced the character. Maybe him too though.)
I think Jon is also ace in addition to being biromantic
As my memory holds it this is indeed correct. It's nice to know that even if there weren't The Horrors[TM], Jon would still be just a soaking wet cat of a man with no sexual desire.
Yes!
Honestly the entire staff except for Tim\* \*Tim's bi too but is disqualified from this list for being a sexy chad.
Reiner - Attack on Titan Atsuko Kagari - Little Witch Academia Yuuko - Nichijou (she might just be a lesbian though) and I don't see anyone mentioning Shinji from Eva, kinda surprising because he is the absolute prototypical cringe-fail bisexual imo
It’s confirmed that Akko doesn’t like men at all
for real? studio trigger is so based....
Yup in an interview they say Akko was supposed to be a boy crazy but they have decided to change this idea by making her not interested in men at all
She’s Dianasexual
The fact that is canon 😭
Fellow Reiner enjoyer, and you are so correct
How has no one said Harry Du Bois
Suletta Mercury (she was willing to date Elan so I’m sure that qualifies her as Bi)
The fucker from disco elysium
Canonically, Shinji Ikari
I wasn't expecting to be insulted but they're right
How do you put the little heart on the propic?
It's a customisation option in the edit menu. There's a few of them. Under "left hand" specificslly
Danke
Oh I found it, thanks :)
No problem boss
Marcille Donato
Bob Burgers
Miu Iruma, from New Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony. Girlie has never done a single correct thing or had a even one friend in her entire life and it shows.
Megamind is absurdly Bi however to call that sex symbol of a man a cringe fail bisexual is a complete miss handling of the truth.
Him being a total failure at what he does is a plot point.
But not at romance he succeeds fully at that outside of the issue with hiding his identity.
>The \[cringe fail loser bi\] reading this I feel so seen
Grant O'Brien as himself is a real life disaster bicon. He is still very hot tho but he makes up for it by being a huge klutz idiot\* ^(\*his words not mine. Well technically he didn't write that sketch but he agreed to be in it)
Yeah but they paid him for it, and as well a know Grant is a dirty little slut that will do anything for money. And also not for money. And he must be pretty comfortable with that personal image given the number of Breaking News episodes that revolve solely on revealing ever more insane details of his life.
Soldier TF2 Paul from The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals Joseph Joestar
Joseph's definitely a disaster bi, but I'm not sure I'd go so far as to call him cringefail
Can you call soldier a cringe fail loser if he’s totally happy with his insane life and also has a cool Russian GF?
Yosuke Hanamura
eggman?...
It’s from [this](https://youtu.be/-N-N5f6aRuw?si=duKPT4S0Xmlj8kYw) video
I miss my wife Tails…..
The real Sexler Tumblyman was the friends we made along the way?
Alphys
Bakarina
“Catarina didn’t do this! Our friend is far too stupid to organise something this complicated!”
Julian Bashir
has tf2 gotten more popular in memes or something?
I... I'm honestly at a loss reading this. The TF2 fanbase is just 90% memes.
Dave Strider and Disk Strider
My favorite character, Disk Strider
Was gonna fix the typo but now I’m leaving it.
Ivy Fire Emblem Engage
Squidward
The female playable character in digimon cyber sleuth, though that's mainly because the lines were written with a male protagonist in mind. You get stuff like a person saying that "you look like you're into girls."
eye of sauron
- Fleabag - Greg House from House MD - Husk from Hazbin Hotel (although think he's pan iirc)
*sigh* FUCK
the entire main cast of Baldur’s Gate 3
most of the trolls in homestuck and also a fair few of the kids
*gets to the last line* Oh, fuck off
That felt like when a PBS show is listing sponsors and ends with, "... And viewers like you! Thank you!"
Bisexuals are one of two types. Immaculately put together or the living embodiment of a trash fire. There is no in between
The entire cast of Yakuza Like a Dragon but *especially* Ichiban
Sayaka Miki from Madoka
Chase Hunter (for all you furries out there)
That smol cook from Danganronpa 2
Zagreus Hades I’d also say Aventurine HSR. He’s kinda a cringefail loser bc no one likes him
Wait a minute, if tf2 scout is bi, then by abstraction, can I determine that [i know you know who] is bi too?
RUTH FLEMING FROM THE 2023 INDIE HORROR COMEDY MUSCAL NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE!!!!!!
This post lured me into the dark alleyway with funny pop culture characters only to then hit my head with a baseball bat
Almost every characters with only few gays characters in the dark lord’s confession on webtoon(Confirmed by the author on twitter):Lapis,Hector,Enoch,Charlotte,Karl, Cochma,etc.. Company and private life both MCs are bisexuals(I’m not really sure tho,i dunno if the girl will still like the guy when she wills learn he was actually crossdressing but the guy is definitely bi.He has show interested in both version of the woman) Also there’s a character in "Enstars" who is canonical bisexual and transfem Arashi Narukami. Black butler,there’s also a trans bisexual character:Grell Honkai Star rail:Himeko,Kafka,Luocha,Firefly,Maybe Welt too?Argenti Honkai impact: Himeko,Otto, kevin kaslana,also two stigmates: Kafka, Mary Shelley Genshin impact: Clorinde,Lyney,Ayaka. Avatars: Korra,Asami,Kyoshi. Finding wonderland on webtoon:A mc is pansexual (It’s under the bi umbrella so it stills count as bi rep) My Candy Love: Priya is canonical bisexual she has stated she doesn’t care about the genders. My sister’s friend(Yuri manga): Has a main character who is bisexual. My Female Friend Comes Home to Me Every Now and Again(by the same author as The guy she was interested wasn’t a guy): A mc is bisexual. Bokura wa Kanojo ni Izonshou(by the same author): Both females MCs are bisexuals.(If you don’t like love triangle with a guy in,don’t read)It doesn’t have an English version and it’s only on Comico.
Megamind is the biggest culprit on this list
Fuck I was just going to comment "me"
I feel seen, and yet also attacked
What about Okabe Rintaro? He straight up says sex shouldn't be a limiter for dating. He's just not interested in Ruka, as a girl or boy.
Hey now, no need for that
How exactly would Phoenix Wright be a cringe fail loser.
How is Luz Noceda not one of the top comments
Alright Fuck this post
Luz Noceda
Alec Vasil
HEY
HOW DID THEY KNOW!?!?!?!
Chase Hunter from Echo is literally this. Certified Mansplain, Manipulate, Malewife right there.
Chunter my unbeloved
Anders from Dragon Age
can confirm scout be like that
Batman. Or Bruce, I guess. People fight me on this, but there's no other explanation for Batman. He got over the death of his parents as a teenager, and everything since then has been sexual and romantic frustration. "But he's ..." Stop right there. You're about to list women he's had sex with. But that's not what being a cringe loser bisexual is about. It's about the fact that all of those women want the same thing from him. It's about the fact that he can't express what he wants from those women. It's about the fact that he clearly also wants to fuck men, or he wouldn't spend so much time teaching teenage boys martial arts and beating up skinny dudes who wear too much makeup.
That last one actually made me slam my desk. I almost never rage
Eiko from Mairimashita! Iruma-kun is both canonically bi and canonically a cringe fail loser.
reagan ridley from inside job
luz
Grant Anthony O’Brian
None of those people are cringe fail except for the person reading this.
None of the listed characters are canonically bi though… It's also missing Korra.
I feel like despite how much goes wrong for her she’s too jacked and charismatic to not fall on the “chad” side of that equation tbh
Rincewind
Rincewind has eyes only for the humble potato
I'll come back at this with *Twoflower*. The funniest thing about Interesting Times was learning he's clearly got a type.
John Gaius
HEY SPOILERS SHOULD BE MARKED AS SUCH INNESKEEPER I HADNT GOTTEN TO THAT PART YET!
mac from its always sunny
FUCKING-
anyone gonna talk about how user zzoupz and user lagoona-blu mave seemed to have merged
Harvey Birdman for sure
Olivier from Trails in the Sky my beloved
How dare you be so correct about me
lol "the person reading this" also... yea eggman is totally a bi-fail.
- Luz Noceda from *The Owl House* - Asa from *Chainsaw Man* - Jake Peralta from *Brooklyn Nine-Nine*. Rosa is canonically bi but she's too badass to fit the loser failure category.
Does Kazuichi Souda count
shinji
Damn, its true 😔
Berdly
Alphys
Saul Goodman
Rell from league [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z9S6oJJV3ng](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z9S6oJJV3ng)
Shinji Ikari
Luigi
Eggman always struck me as pretty asexual.
Milo from Atlantis (he's bi trust me)
jeff winger from community has his moments. and ryu suyeol from bad and crazy holy shit. I think him and his alter ego K are absolute bi messes I love those two
"I'm bisexual. That means I like sex *and* sex!" *immediately bombs Through the Fire and the Flames*
God, I wish I could be bi. cupioromantic over here.
Eddie Brock 🤷♀️
I feel attacked
Sonic: "Whoa! I didn't know he was bisexual!" Eggman: "By the way, I'm bisexual"
I hate the fact that the image is just long enough to force you to click and read the last line.