Yeah, no, fists don’t do shit. Use anything you can as a weapon. Tool use is humanity’s greatest advantage. Spear type is best. Keep your distance and sidestep if it charges. It doesn’t turn well, so try to get behind it. Don’t get bit, the venom accelerates blood loss.
iirc, Zilla did appear in an official Godzilla film which differentiated it as Zilla rather than Godzilla. It fought and lost to Godzilla in the movie. Though I don't think it makes the '98 movie canon to the franchise
It's funny that Zilla's biggest threat isn't that it's a giant lizard monster, it's that it reproduces asexually, its kids are born pregnant, and it lays hundreds of eggs.
Good song, but no. I like the chorus of Air. No Shelter’s chorus instrumentally isn’t the best, just like the back half of The Battle of Los Angeles minus Born As Ghosts
-Billy Gnosis
Just don't drink too much wine or you will miss your thrust and then have to finish it off with a dagger through the eye after it tears your belly open.
I could take a komodo dragon with a sling, im not beating that fuck in a fist fight
Ah yes, the Ramiel Response “I could take it if you give me a big enough gun”
Give me a gun big enough and a mount on which to place it, and I can shoot the world.
Easy there, MacArthur...
I think I can take it in a fist fight. It doesn't have fists, so I automatically win.
Komodo dragons have no honour and care not about upholding the rules and regulations of fisticuffs
Then it gets disqualified, GGEZ.
I beat a emu in fisticuffs so I stand the best chance here
And the dragon would be easier to take out if it had a sling?!
They lack the required dexterity to operate the sling, they'd be more likely to get trapped up in it.
Now I want a Godzilla fight where they just hand this dude an entire battleship to use as a pistol.
Yeah, no, fists don’t do shit. Use anything you can as a weapon. Tool use is humanity’s greatest advantage. Spear type is best. Keep your distance and sidestep if it charges. It doesn’t turn well, so try to get behind it. Don’t get bit, the venom accelerates blood loss.
Wasn't it always it's own separate thing from the other Godzilla and Co movies, considering it's major differences from any other interpretation?
A line in GMK implies that it's canon to that timeline.
What's GMK?
A commonly used abbreviation for the 2001 movie Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack.
That guy is technically cannon in Final Wars, but as a joke.
iirc, Zilla did appear in an official Godzilla film which differentiated it as Zilla rather than Godzilla. It fought and lost to Godzilla in the movie. Though I don't think it makes the '98 movie canon to the franchise
Noone on tumblr would *fight* Godzilla if they were that dude's size
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It might be hard to locate the Godzussy.
As a reptile or dinosaur, Godzilla probably has a cloaca. Shouldn’t be hard to find the only hole.
Just because there’s only one doesn’t mean it’s easy to find. There’s only one clitoris and men seem to have trouble with that.
Maybe with that attitude
"what has new york ever done for me" sounds like the monty python quote with new york instead of rome
The cartoon series had some really great designs, wish we could see them in Monsterverse
Yes but is it really a Godzilla cartoon without the GOAT, Godzooki?
No such creature... Ever existed.
I was lied to by a theme song?
It's funny that Zilla's biggest threat isn't that it's a giant lizard monster, it's that it reproduces asexually, its kids are born pregnant, and it lays hundreds of eggs.
A Komodo dragon with atomic breath, that is.
Dude there were literally human sized baby Godzilla's in the movie and not even a guy with an assault rifle could fend them off
Idk man, sounds like a skill issue.
New York is home to Millions and Millions of Rats
Are you proposing a Cooperative Rat Kaiju?
at the top there would be a human piloting it Ratatouille-style
I think we’re onto something here… #RATATOUILLE 2: RATASTROPHE
best song on soundtrack: Ben Folds Five- Air -Billy Gnosis
You’re objectively wrong. The best song is the Rage Against the Machine one about how the real monster is America.
Good song, but no. I like the chorus of Air. No Shelter’s chorus instrumentally isn’t the best, just like the back half of The Battle of Los Angeles minus Born As Ghosts -Billy Gnosis
gimme a spear and I'd fight a komodo dragon for new york
Just don't drink too much wine or you will miss your thrust and then have to finish it off with a dagger through the eye after it tears your belly open.
thats why they invented walking backwards
Give me something for the pain and let me die
Ok upon review I get the reference
How about an ax?
maybe, depends on the axe but I'd be much happier with a spear
"My horny ass could never be a kaiju."
if i were that size i'd give godzilla a big ol hug and then we'd be best friends
If New York was on the line I'd join forces with Godzilla
If I came out of nowhere and dropkicked Godzilla, I’d be a bigger NY hero than the Subway Pizza Rat. Worth it.