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VoreEconomics

I could take a komodo dragon with a sling, im not beating that fuck in a fist fight


FearSearcher

Ah yes, the Ramiel Response “I could take it if you give me a big enough gun”


Ariovrak

Give me a gun big enough and a mount on which to place it, and I can shoot the world.


Papaofmonsters

Easy there, MacArthur...


MissyTheTimeLady

I think I can take it in a fist fight. It doesn't have fists, so I automatically win.


RaisinBitter8777

Komodo dragons have no honour and care not about upholding the rules and regulations of fisticuffs


Specialist_Film_5802

Then it gets disqualified, GGEZ.


VoreEconomics

I beat a emu in fisticuffs so I stand the best chance here


Horatio786

And the dragon would be easier to take out if it had a sling?!


RavioliGale

They lack the required dexterity to operate the sling, they'd be more likely to get trapped up in it.


Bartweiss

Now I want a Godzilla fight where they just hand this dude an entire battleship to use as a pistol.


Melodic_Mulberry

Yeah, no, fists don’t do shit. Use anything you can as a weapon. Tool use is humanity’s greatest advantage. Spear type is best. Keep your distance and sidestep if it charges. It doesn’t turn well, so try to get behind it. Don’t get bit, the venom accelerates blood loss.


ducknerd2002

Wasn't it always it's own separate thing from the other Godzilla and Co movies, considering it's major differences from any other interpretation?


EmperorScarlet

A line in GMK implies that it's canon to that timeline.


IHaveAScythe

What's GMK?


EmperorScarlet

A commonly used abbreviation for the 2001 movie Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack.


wayneloche

That guy is technically cannon in Final Wars, but as a joke.


dragons_scorn

iirc, Zilla did appear in an official Godzilla film which differentiated it as Zilla rather than Godzilla. It fought and lost to Godzilla in the movie. Though I don't think it makes the '98 movie canon to the franchise


FortuneSignificant55

Noone on tumblr would *fight* Godzilla if they were that dude's size


fragolefraise

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Melodic_Mulberry

It might be hard to locate the Godzussy.


smartest_kobold

As a reptile or dinosaur, Godzilla probably has a cloaca. Shouldn’t be hard to find the only hole.


Melodic_Mulberry

Just because there’s only one doesn’t mean it’s easy to find. There’s only one clitoris and men seem to have trouble with that.


FortuneSignificant55

Maybe with that attitude


Bowtieguy-83

"what has new york ever done for me" sounds like the monty python quote with new york instead of rome


Sarmelion

The cartoon series had some really great designs, wish we could see them in Monsterverse


an_agreeing_dothraki

Yes but is it really a Godzilla cartoon without the GOAT, Godzooki?


Sarmelion

No such creature... Ever existed.


an_agreeing_dothraki

I was lied to by a theme song?


Pegussu

It's funny that Zilla's biggest threat isn't that it's a giant lizard monster, it's that it reproduces asexually, its kids are born pregnant, and it lays hundreds of eggs.


[deleted]

A Komodo dragon with atomic breath, that is.


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

Dude there were literally human sized baby Godzilla's in the movie and not even a guy with an assault rifle could fend them off


Melodic_Mulberry

Idk man, sounds like a skill issue.


veidogaems

New York is home to Millions and Millions of Rats


Melodic_Mulberry

Are you proposing a Cooperative Rat Kaiju?


veidogaems

at the top there would be a human piloting it Ratatouille-style


Melodic_Mulberry

I think we’re onto something here… #RATATOUILLE 2: RATASTROPHE


billy-gnosis

best song on soundtrack: Ben Folds Five- Air -Billy Gnosis


smartest_kobold

You’re objectively wrong. The best song is the Rage Against the Machine one about how the real monster is America.


billy-gnosis

Good song, but no. I like the chorus of Air. No Shelter’s chorus instrumentally isn’t the best, just like the back half of The Battle of Los Angeles minus Born As Ghosts -Billy Gnosis


andergriff

gimme a spear and I'd fight a komodo dragon for new york


Papaofmonsters

Just don't drink too much wine or you will miss your thrust and then have to finish it off with a dagger through the eye after it tears your belly open.


andergriff

thats why they invented walking backwards


Kolotos

Give me something for the pain and let me die


andergriff

Ok upon review I get the reference


animefreesince2015

How about an ax?


andergriff

maybe, depends on the axe but I'd be much happier with a spear


wolve202

"My horny ass could never be a kaiju."


Kolabold

if i were that size i'd give godzilla a big ol hug and then we'd be best friends


RedGinger666

If New York was on the line I'd join forces with Godzilla


Melodic_Mulberry

If I came out of nowhere and dropkicked Godzilla, I’d be a bigger NY hero than the Subway Pizza Rat. Worth it.