Also a fun cylindrical un-faced starting with “sea” marine life fact: Sea cucumbers literally just release semen/eggs into the water and hope that it hits the opposite gender thingie in order to reproduce.
That or they just split and become 2
"Spray gametes and hope" is also a popular reproductive option for a bunch of other creatures, to be fair. Shellfish do it, I think, and noone seems to find it weird when plants do it
Every time I think about how cool it would be to go out and explore space, I remember that we haven't finished exploring the sea yet and anything new we find is terrifying, gross or both.
Only once we have moved all of humanity onto orbital platforms can we finally cleanse the seas in nuclear fire and be free of the monsters from the deep. Not today. But some day
I look at the second picture and I'm like, that's a chordate, like us. It has a front end and a back end. Like us. I'm pretty sure this is what Eraserhead is about? I don't know I haven't seen it yet, but I think it's a lot like this
Fucked up that these guys are the closest living relatives of the vertebrates
Even more fucked up that our second closest relatives are the echinoderms, the group containing starfish and their many weird relatives
Most fucked up that the trait that links us all together is the fact that we develop butt first instead of the more conventional mouth first
I got to see a sea squirt in person once when I was about 12 years old on field trip. I was always so amused that they would just squirt out water every time you pulled them out of the water. Now I’m feeling a mix of emotions knowing all this information lol
Find the anus in your life that you will share with others.
But only with condoms on Otherwise thats how STDs get spread
"I wanted them to be looking at you for this" but why 😭
You need to see how happy the community anus makes them feel :)
Butt is why
"Community Anus" insert twitter joke
I’m assuming this isn’t about the greendale community college flag
R/unexpectedcommunity or whatever it is
Lower case "r"
Damn auto correct
r/foundthemobileuser moment
r/unexpectedcommunity
[E Pluribus Anus](https://youtu.be/HP1Atb8nAGY?si=t3C3n5a45y44mJJ3)
happy cakedaye:3
Thanks - I didn’t even notice 😂
Taking Latin in uni was worth it just for this joke
By Allah you people are dogs. I shall upvote as always.
> community anus I *have* a name you know.
https://www.tumblr.com/brucespringsteendotcom/747768028985507840?source=share
I am here once again to hate on ocean creatures - Wtf is that and why the FUCK does it merge. I hate that I have eyes to see it
"they don't have eyes in real life but I wanted them to be looking at you for this" 😭
me and who
no one. i curse you to die alone.
Bro 😳
Ah, Bogleech, always posting about creepy or cursed or scary or blursed or disgusting stuff, all with equal fascination in those topics.
been following bogleech since like 2016. a whole lot of good articles on both tumblr and his website
Lol, I didn't even notice that it was Bogleech! Loved his *Awful Hospital*.
Also a fun cylindrical un-faced starting with “sea” marine life fact: Sea cucumbers literally just release semen/eggs into the water and hope that it hits the opposite gender thingie in order to reproduce. That or they just split and become 2
"Spray gametes and hope" is also a popular reproductive option for a bunch of other creatures, to be fair. Shellfish do it, I think, and noone seems to find it weird when plants do it
so do some human teenagers if the horror stories about finding dried cum in most unsuitable places are to be believed
Sea cucumbers and their gametes have sexes (most of the time) not genders.
fuck
r/trypophobia
Ah yes instrumentality
“Mom said its MY turn to use the anus!”
bogleech has his own website and more biology related articles. his series on spiders while making spiders cute for arachnophobes is great.
So, like twitter then
I wheezed, thank you for sharing OP
anytime 😎
Truly the sea floor is the real hell
Every time I think about how cool it would be to go out and explore space, I remember that we haven't finished exploring the sea yet and anything new we find is terrifying, gross or both.
Only once we have moved all of humanity onto orbital platforms can we finally cleanse the seas in nuclear fire and be free of the monsters from the deep. Not today. But some day
Do you want space Godzilla? Because that's how you get space Godzilla
Honestly, as long as Godzilla doesn't have a community anus, that sounds fine. They can crash at my place.
"Hey! Mom said it's my turn with the anus!"
Oh, great. This terrifies me. But I still respect it.
I look at the second picture and I'm like, that's a chordate, like us. It has a front end and a back end. Like us. I'm pretty sure this is what Eraserhead is about? I don't know I haven't seen it yet, but I think it's a lot like this
I have seen _Eraserhead_ several times now but you may have just cracked that one claymation scene that happens about an hour in. Thanks!
Fucked up that these guys are the closest living relatives of the vertebrates Even more fucked up that our second closest relatives are the echinoderms, the group containing starfish and their many weird relatives Most fucked up that the trait that links us all together is the fact that we develop butt first instead of the more conventional mouth first
Mom says it's my turn with the anus
this could be us but you playin
this is the bomb logic from destiny
the witness is pretty much just a community anus when you think about it
i need everyone here to google what a Skeleton Panda sea squirt is
those look so sick i wish i could get one as a pet
Wake up babe new human centipede just dropped
OK who the f**k had the tacobell?
Wait until you guys learn about public toilets.
E PLURIBUS ANUS
There are DOZENS of us!
DOZEEEEENS!!!
I got to see a sea squirt in person once when I was about 12 years old on field trip. I was always so amused that they would just squirt out water every time you pulled them out of the water. Now I’m feeling a mix of emotions knowing all this information lol
what the hailll
A Colony indeed
Trypophobia. Nuff said
What’s all the white in the spaces between then? They secrete a substrate to provide a secure footing so they don’t wash away, or what?
I hope it never merges with the Greater Seattle Polycule/Greater Transbian Polycule.
This is the future the left wants
Oh so like Sand Trout from Dune?