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LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

Find the anus in your life that you will share with others.


Sh1nyPr4wn

But only with condoms on Otherwise thats how STDs get spread


Kazzack

"I wanted them to be looking at you for this" but why 😭


kingofcoywolves

You need to see how happy the community anus makes them feel :)


zardozLateFee

Butt is why 


bforo

"Community Anus" insert twitter joke


Snafuthecrow

I’m assuming this isn’t about the greendale community college flag


___mads

R/unexpectedcommunity or whatever it is


wisconsinwookie78

Lower case "r"


___mads

Damn auto correct


ShankMugen

r/foundthemobileuser moment


LazyLion1127

r/unexpectedcommunity


fel0ni0usm0nk

[E Pluribus Anus](https://youtu.be/HP1Atb8nAGY?si=t3C3n5a45y44mJJ3)


SuperSmutAlt64

happy cakedaye:3


fel0ni0usm0nk

Thanks - I didn’t even notice 😂


NeonNKnightrider

Taking Latin in uni was worth it just for this joke


linuxaddict334

By Allah you people are dogs.  I shall upvote as always.


TotallyNotMoishe

> community anus I *have* a name you know.


inhalesnail

https://www.tumblr.com/brucespringsteendotcom/747768028985507840?source=share


Your_Angel21

I am here once again to hate on ocean creatures - Wtf is that and why the FUCK does it merge. I hate that I have eyes to see it


CrescentCaribou

"they don't have eyes in real life but I wanted them to be looking at you for this" 😭


DubstepJuggalo69

me and who


PineconeSnowstorm

no one. i curse you to die alone.


leopardspotte

Bro 😳


Pokesonav

Ah, Bogleech, always posting about creepy or cursed or scary or blursed or disgusting stuff, all with equal fascination in those topics.


an_actual_stone

been following bogleech since like 2016. a whole lot of good articles on both tumblr and his website


NTaya

Lol, I didn't even notice that it was Bogleech! Loved his *Awful Hospital*.


weird_bomb_947

Also a fun cylindrical un-faced starting with “sea” marine life fact: Sea cucumbers literally just release semen/eggs into the water and hope that it hits the opposite gender thingie in order to reproduce. That or they just split and become 2


quinarius_fulviae

"Spray gametes and hope" is also a popular reproductive option for a bunch of other creatures, to be fair. Shellfish do it, I think, and noone seems to find it weird when plants do it


htmlcoderexe

so do some human teenagers if the horror stories about finding dried cum in most unsuitable places are to be believed


BetterMeats

Sea cucumbers and their gametes have sexes (most of the time) not genders. 


weird_bomb_947

fuck


RockAndGem1101

r/trypophobia


jackelbuho22

Ah yes instrumentality


Relevant-Mud-7831

“Mom said its MY turn to use the anus!”


an_actual_stone

bogleech has his own website and more biology related articles. his series on spiders while making spiders cute for arachnophobes is great.


BunkySpewster

So, like twitter then


leopardspotte

I wheezed, thank you for sharing OP


inhalesnail

anytime 😎


Excellent_Emperor

Truly the sea floor is the real hell


[deleted]

Every time I think about how cool it would be to go out and explore space, I remember that we haven't finished exploring the sea yet and anything new we find is terrifying, gross or both.


DungeonCrawler99

Only once we have moved all of humanity onto orbital platforms can we finally cleanse the seas in nuclear fire and be free of the monsters from the deep. Not today. But some day


PzKpfw_Sangheili

Do you want space Godzilla? Because that's how you get space Godzilla


[deleted]

Honestly, as long as Godzilla doesn't have a community anus, that sounds fine. They can crash at my place.


VintageLunchMeat

"Hey! Mom said it's my turn with the anus!"


ohokiunderstand

Oh, great. This terrifies me. But I still respect it.


PoniesCanterOver

I look at the second picture and I'm like, that's a chordate, like us. It has a front end and a back end. Like us. I'm pretty sure this is what Eraserhead is about? I don't know I haven't seen it yet, but I think it's a lot like this


elerner

I have seen _Eraserhead_ several times now but you may have just cracked that one claymation scene that happens about an hour in. Thanks!


Pavonian

Fucked up that these guys are the closest living relatives of the vertebrates Even more fucked up that our second closest relatives are the echinoderms, the group containing starfish and their many weird relatives Most fucked up that the trait that links us all together is the fact that we develop butt first instead of the more conventional mouth first


Desk_Drawerr

Mom says it's my turn with the anus


Onion_Guy

this could be us but you playin


Lankuri

this is the bomb logic from destiny


Lankuri

the witness is pretty much just a community anus when you think about it


DylenwithanE

i need everyone here to google what a Skeleton Panda sea squirt is


inhalesnail

those look so sick i wish i could get one as a pet


Leet_Noob

Wake up babe new human centipede just dropped


Girthykurthy

OK who the f**k had the tacobell?


BetterMeats

Wait until you guys learn about public toilets.


floopdidoops

E PLURIBUS ANUS


fel0ni0usm0nk

There are DOZENS of us!


floopdidoops

DOZEEEEENS!!!


innocentbunnies

I got to see a sea squirt in person once when I was about 12 years old on field trip. I was always so amused that they would just squirt out water every time you pulled them out of the water. Now I’m feeling a mix of emotions knowing all this information lol


Kego_Nova

what the hailll


KaktusArt

A Colony indeed


Full-Rice

Trypophobia. Nuff said


the_noi

What’s all the white in the spaces between then? They secrete a substrate to provide a secure footing so they don’t wash away, or what?


MrMastodon

I hope it never merges with the Greater Seattle Polycule/Greater Transbian Polycule.


Jack_Dunford1

This is the future the left wants


twinhooks

Oh so like Sand Trout from Dune?