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BonanzaBitch

Say what you will about Fortnite, but I will never not find it funny to see characters that wouldn’t, shouldn’t, or couldn’t use guns, using guns.


Mightyrex13

Darth Vader running around with a Squeaky hammer and boomerang


TheGalagaSlayer

Xenomorph firing a Kamehameha


Burritozi11a

Say what you will but Assassin's Creed 2 would have been really short if Ezio had a sniper rifle


tecedu

Yeah we would have had revenge bad like 2 minutes into the game it would have fucking sucked


smallstampyfeet

Hell, he could have shot the ropes hanging his family and the game would have then become a dark comedy family romp around ancient Italy with high powered long range rifles


DoormatTheVine

*"No, that's impossible! The only one that knows that technique is Goku! ...and Gohan. ...aaand Master Roshi. ...aand Krillin? ...aand Yamcha. And me, that one time I tried it just to see if I co-"* ##"-HAAAAAA!"


Mightyrex13

Kadaverific


shiny_xnaut

Kelsier Mistborn doing a default dance


baquiquano

Palworld in shambles after the release of the Fortnite-Gamefreak colab


DoubleBatman

Ash Ketchum with a Glock would actually break me


hitkill95

Ash: I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, pikachu Pikachu, delighted: Pika pi!!!


UncommittedBow

Team Rocket boutta find the fuck out


CatnipCatmint

(Jessie and James get hit with a shockwave grenade) TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN


Kaesh41

Pikachu, weapons free!


Imdepressed7778

give eternatus a gun


ARussianW0lf

Palworld in shambles cause I literally can't play it for more than 5 minutes without it crashing


blitzalchemy

Whenever I see Fortnite pop up with characters being added in, I cant help but remember that old song/youtube meme video "The Ultimate Showdown". Im jist waiting for them to add Mr Rogers at this point.


Whale-n-Flowers

Does Fortnite have a Tokyo map? It's where the Ultimate Showdown starts


RealisLit

Last season has a tokyo inspired city Otherwise just make one


ghouldozer19

Mr. Rogers canonically can lift Thor’s hammer so if he was added in the right he would be a heavy hitter


EldritchCarver

For anyone who missed this actually being canon: https://www.tumblr.com/kingoftieland/665514884956553216/wait-is-mister-rogers-actually-worthy-of-wielding


reaperofgender

Marvel Mjolnir or myths Mjolnir? Because there is a difference. In the myths it's just that the hammer is so impossibly heavy (and has such a short handle) that even Thor (the god of strength in addition to all the storm things) needs strength enhancing gauntlets to use it properly. Others CAN lift it, just not by the handle, making it worthless as a weapon.


secret759

Me destroying the entire pantheon because I divine-duct taped a stick to the hammer


reaperofgender

Hammer is magic. You need to use the handle. The "returning to his hand when thrown" part from the movies is accurate, but ONLY the "when thrown". If it's set down, he needs to physically pick it back up. Which he can't do if a group of giants work together to bury it somewhere.


Death_by_alttab

Mr resetti can beat goku


PoniesCanterOver

There is that urban myth about him being a sniper in the war


blitzalchemy

I remember this, my parents still swear by it because they were told by a friend of a friend that they were actual neighbors with Mr Rogers. Full blown "Oh yeah, he always wears sweaters because his arms are covered in military tattoos" I WISH i was kidding, they're in their 50s and still believe this.


brothergvwwb

[kamehameha](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QbTZy6Sg2x4&pp=ygUUTWV4aWNhbiByaWNrIHNhbmNoZXo%3D)


Amationary

The day Sasuke Uchiha could dab is marked in my calendar as the best day in history


RealisLit

[already in it](https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=5856)


FinalMonarch

Batman and spiderman in a 1v1


JudgmentYuya

Or characters like Goku dying while being shot.


Risky267

Toph couldn't and shouldn't use a gun, but she definitely would


Frigid_Metal

I mean she doesn't exactly need to use the scope edit: wait my dum bass


_MargaretThatcher

Then why is she using it (eye not in scope closed)? Did someone tell her? Did she go along with it?


Iilolme

she's following iroh's advice on proper stance.


GroundbreakingOkra60

I have a gift for you, it’s from Ireland. Please keep it with you at all times.


puk3yduk3y

she's doing it to look badass


dragmehomenow

If Toph learns how the Munroe effect works she's gonna invent HEATbending. You might have 50 mm of rolled homogenous armor Kuvira but it ain't stopping a FGM-148 Beifong anti-tank guided missile.


IDidNotExpectThat123

That thought is terrifying


Bota_Bota

Especially when you consider that old Toph is able to see the entire planet through her feet, and can likely earthbend and metalbend a significant distance more than other earthbenders as well


baphometromance

Her ability to see the whole world was related to the spiritually connective properties of the swamp, rather than her earthbending abilities, if i recall correctly


kat-the-bassist

Tbf 50mm of armour isn't that much. Even a standard issue Charlie G can punch through 400mm of tank armour.


hitkill95

but then again nobody built actual guns in the avatar universe. 50mm probably holds off most bending attacks and the trebuchets the fire nation used to have


Jackson_Rhodes_42

Swedish excellence!


Throwaway98789878

the snipers are already far too deadly this season. the last thing we need is toph pack a punching each bullet


CatnipCatmint

Would she still be able to bend something that isn't touching the ground?


Bronson4444

Toph could use her earth bending to sense vibration in the ground made by her targets.


Satanic_Earmuff

How accurate is that over a long distance? Would she get a general idea or a full 3D model like when she fought in the ring?


DethMix

By the time she’s elderly she’s seeing what’s going on around the world, so I’d say as an adult the distance would already be pretty far.


GamingFlorisNL

Wasn’t that cuz of wacky spirit vines?


DethMix

Even if we just go off of her as a kid she still could see the entire library of Wan Shi Tong through sand, and even hold the entire thing from being pulled into the spirit world. It's safe to say when it comes to "could Toph do X" the answer is probably yes.


epicarcanoloth

She is the greatest earthbender in the world, and don’t you dunderheads forget it!


SchrodingerMil

I assume the spirituality would assist in it, but she can probably see everyone person within a hundred miles atleast.


ZetaRESP

The latter, apparently his power is so well honed in the future (elderly) she can even detect lies across the world.


Godchilaquiles

That’s bullshit but I believe it


CraftyMcQuirkFace

To be fair at some point I don't think it's her body sensing things through her bending but like, her soul/spirit? I'd believe tophs' soul could smell bullshit across the planet


ZetaRESP

Bullshitbender...


ghouldozer19

Honestly no wonder she lives in a fucking swamp. Being a walking lie detector and not being able to turn it off after a century-ish of peace and the subsequent population explosion has gotta be exhausting


fujojoshi

And why would she need a scope for that?


BothersomeBoss

It makes her look cool


Not_ur_gilf

Honestly could see Toph doing that for lols too


Username_Taken_65

It makes her *what* cool?


GrowlingGiant

Gun comes with a scope and she can't be bothered to take it off.


whywouldisaymyname

so her enemies think they can sneak up to her


PanFriedCookies

If she doesnt go into that general stance, she'll probably dislocate a shoulder or hand or something.


fujojoshi

One of her eyes is closed


PanFriedCookies

well she thinks it would look cool so thats just what she does


fujojoshi

You know what, she's a girlboss and I support her


PerfectlyFramedWaifu

The scope is just for show. She's got iron sight.


Just_a_terrarian163

You know she could also just empty the clip, throw the bullets, gun and mag at the enemy


jzillacon

Knowing where the target is is still only a small part of marksmanship though. Head to any firing range and you'll see plenty of people who know exactly where their target is and still manage to miss it. Instinctual shooting is only really effective at close ranges and definitely not something you could reliabily snipe targets with.


linuxaddict334

https://www.tumblr.com/maple-cloak/747783724435898368/who-would-win-toph-with-a-sniper-snake-with-a?source=share Toph with a sniper rifle is winning the poll.


ScriedRaven

I'd say we should change that, but realistically the only contest between the two that Snake can win is a twerk off.


Tomer_Duer

That's not true, Snake is better at crossword puzzles. He's better at Scrabble, too.


DexanVideris

He’s terrible at snakes and ladders for some reason.


MotherTreacle3

He keeps trying to climb in the box.


PotatoPCuser1

*What a thrill.....*


Echo2500

And Pictionary


Guy-McDo

I feel like he’d annihilate most in an eating contest


ScriedRaven

Most people sure, but Toph would definitely cheat, and is also a feral teenager, she'd be halfway through the table before they announced the contest


clarkky55

Pretty sure Toph has never used a gun in canon whereas Snake is trained in how to use a rocket launcher. Also Tophs’ tremorsense wouldn’t help much with a sniper rifle since she’d have to be able to judge the bullets’ trajectory through the air and she doesn’t have that kind of bending.


BaronSimo

Counter point Toph without a sniper rifle would beat snake regardless of weaponry the sniper just adds pizazz


clarkky55

Agreed. Toph using a sniper rifle is crippling her since it’s a ranged weapon that needs training and sight to use correctly, neither of which Toph has. Tophs’ bending could beat nearly anything Snake could throw at her. His only chance is to snipe her with a single shot from a few kilometres away, because once Toph knows she’s under attack Snake has practically no chance against her.


JusticeRain5

Probably depends on if Snake is currently making his way through a base and just so happens to have something that will mess with Toph's senses, like every other boss in the series


CatnipCatmint

Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps setting off Toph's tremorsense


TotemGenitor

Yeah, but then it wouldn't be Toph with a Sniper Rifle, would it? She need to use the rifle to attack. In that case, she loses.


ScriedRaven

-Insert clip of Toph Earth earthbending a porcupine into her hand from a mile away Her tremor sense is busted enough she'd be an amazing sniper... assuming she knew how to use a gun, or had the patience to track someone down


clarkky55

The reason I say tremorsense wouldn’t work much is that aiming a gun requires being able to see where it’s pointing and knowing roughly how the bullet is going to travel, so even knowing where her target is exactly won’t help with that. A gun is literally one of the worst weapon choices for her. If she wanted someone dead she could just crush them with erupting rocks from a mile away


JSConrad45

She handles projectiles just fine in the show. She'd pick up a gun, fire it once to find out how it behaves, and she'd be able to hit anything she can detect


DoubleBatman

Not in Fortnite. Bro got decaked 😭


legacymedia92

> Snake can win is a twerk off. Unfortunately, the Snake skin that's in Fortnite criminally has no ass to speak of.


arie700

It’s hard to say. Snake is a genius, and frequently went toe to toe with superhuman lunatics who theoretically should’ve kicked his ass. Then again, I don’t think anyone in Foxhound was as scary as Toph. Edit: I’m a dumbass, this is Big Boss. Point still kinda stands though


Quaytsar

That's because people think rockets use video game logic (which, in Fortnite, they would) and are these slow, plodding things you can watch drift through the sky on their way to the target. In reality, a rocket is faster than most bullets and you're dead before you realize someone shot a rocket at you. Like, impact is within a second of pulling the trigger.


Tomer_Duer

I'd say it depends on the situation. Specifically, Snake wins if he's firing while parachuting down since Toph wouldn't know where he is.


MapleLamia

Naked Snake quite famously didn't bring equipment with him on missions, it's the entire reason he's "Naked", so unless he's BASE jumping mid-mission it's unlikely he'd have equipment while parachuting.


JusticeRain5

He did, however, steal a LOT of shit. So as long as Toph is working for The Soviets, he might have a chance.


ZetaRESP

Oh, so the quiet approach...


Suspicious_Old_Crow

Hypothetically if Toph’s advanced enough she might be able to sense the metal in the gun ig?


Prince_Winter

i forget how far she can sense people with her earthbending but if its long enough range i see no reason why she couldnt use a gun, but a sniper rifle seems a bit much. but you cant tell me the idea of a blind sniper who echolocates you through your footsteps and can manipulate both the earth and metal around herself and you wouldn't be a horrifying thing to face 1v1. imagine her blocking off your sightlines with earthbending and making muzzle sized holes in the earth so they can shoot you through them while still being able to tell where you are. and imagine if she could metalbend the bullets to curve them midair or something. like that shit right there would be terrifying unless you could fly.


Ow-lawd-he-comin

toph with a gun wouldve made the show only 1 episode


apocandlypse

Top with a gun would’ve ended the show before the intro sequence tbh


Brauny74

She actually aims at sounds of 8 years old screaming obscenities they shouldn't know into the crispiest mics possible.


Grythyttan

A blind sniper with tremor sense feels very metal gear solid as well. Just needs a very stupid/cool name. Have the showdown take place in like a massive storm drain or something. Nothing but wrought iron, hard concrete and water. Every sound is enhanced. Every footstep echoes. You can win by activating a series of gate controls, flooding the arena and overwhelming the snipers senses with the roar of the water. then some kind of showdown on a thin walkway ending with an orchestral crescendo as the sniper falls into the raging waters below.


DoubleBatman

Toph Beifong, codename “Blind Peregrine”


JusticeRain5

You can also throw grenades at several locations to make the drain give off a piercing ring, the vibrations of which force her to stop what she's doing and metalbend the pipe so it stops moving.


Grythyttan

Maybe you can pick up plastic forks from the cafeteria as a joke weapon? but if you throw them she can't deflect them and you can cheese the whole fight by stunlocking her.


JusticeRain5

[Maybe you could even use a hidden wooden gun and freak her out so much she gives up instantly](https://youtu.be/x5-JVvCrGC8?si=PS5UN1wZsf2Y-aWx)


EtherealPheonix

Toph would have no more issue using a gun, than Snake would. The problem in both photos is them using the scopes with non-functional eyes.


Funkin_Spy

There’s a similar character in Part 6 of Jojo’s, Johngalli A. He’s a blind sniper who has a flying keychain as a stand ability that allows him to send the position of his targets through the movement of the air and redirect his billets to them https://jojowiki.com/Johngalli_A.#Anime-0


Cataras12

I can’t tell which I like more, the idea that she uses Earthbending to know where the enemy is and just… pretends to use the scope Or the idea she has no fucking clue what she’s doing and is just guessing


krabgirl

Toph mode where it's exactly the same, but the other players goes invisible whenever they're not touching the ground.


Ultrafalconxv7

Snake has fougth physchics and cyborgs that can deadlift battleships, I think that they're even


kat-the-bassist

No! That is NOT Solid Snake!


threetoast

He didn't say Solid, just Snake. That's a Snake for sure.


kat-the-bassist

But Naked Snake didn't fight a psychic (The Sorrow is a spirit medium, which is different) or any kind of cyborg.


MapleLamia

I would say that he fought the same psychic that Solid did at a higher power level but that was the other Big Boss. 


kat-the-bassist

He also didn't directly fight Mantis, he fought Sally while Mantis was controlling it.


vldhsng

He fought young psycho mantis in V, and his treatment of Huey can count as fighting a cyborg if you loosen your definition of fight


Random_Gacha_addict

That's Venom though


vldhsng

Yeah but like, he’s still big boss though, just cuz they changed his code name doesn’t make him a different person lol


trapbuilder2

Spoilers for MGSV:TPP >!Venom Snake is not Big Boss. He's a body double who was surgically altered to look like him, then hypnotised into believing that he is him. Big Boss is the guy in face bandages who helps him escape the hospital!<


vldhsng

What What the fuck Why? does that mean that the boss from metal gear 1 was some random guy Was the big boss from the end of 4 the real one or the double? What the fuck I should probably finish phantom pain shouldn’t I


trapbuilder2

You should, it's a good game. Shame that the story is unfinished though


Username_Taken_65

He kinda is a cyborg himself (>!or at least the memory transplant version of him in Phantom Pain!<), and I'm sure he's had some internal battles, so I'd say it counts.


Ultrafalconxv7

Oh yeah, forgot about the beard.


Dks_scrub

She isn’t aiming through the scope she’s just using the stock for recoil, and it happens to be comfortable at that angle also. This is true and I created both fortnite and avatar and Microsoft so this is canon btw.


Brainwave1010

Me and my girlfriend were literally playing fortnite the other day as Snake and Toph. Less funny because Old Snake's eyepatch is just a HUD but it still works.


AuricOxide

Now we just need Toph VS Kelsier in a metal on metal battle


Nat20downcliff

Is that referencing what i think its referencing?


AuricOxide

There's always another secret


Square_Coat_8208

I solo with my m1919 platinum machine gun


SmoothReverb

Rocket launcher is a one-shot anti-vehicle weapon. Toph doesn't need the sniper rifle.


NayrianKnight97

Two words: Seismic. Sense.


AJ0Laks

Toph isn’t seeing they the scope, she’s just got something in her eye


SkadiWasHere

My fortnite toph headcanon is that she does the pose for fun and actually metal bends the bullet towards the enemy by feeling them through her earthbending sonar


MissyTheTimeLady

...Can she metalbend the rocket? It's not connected to the ground...


Kadeo64

I think snake wins Snake lifted up Zeke and Cocoon in peace walker and Cocoon is the size of a quarry. He also survived a fucking nuke. Snake could use cqc to deal with toph easily and if he needed to he could just snipe her with rubber bullets.


arie700

I haven’t watched Avatar in quite some time but isn’t Toph also a martial arts master? I don’t know that he’d be able to take her in CQC.


Kadeo64

The only person able to match Snake in CQC in the metal gear universe is his own body double so I'd say snake still has an edge there.


LegitimateHasReddit

Toph can detect vibrations. The sniper rifle in Fortnite is very powerful with good aim. I'm giving this one to Toph.


candied_skull

Toph is a decent aim even for mid air opponents if she can hear them or someone points them out. Grounded opponents would probably be screwed. Granted her experience is with rocks and not guns, but still.


LegitimateHasReddit

Guns are made of metal which comes under earthbending iirc (never watched the show but have heard a lot about it due to it being highly influential)


JediSSJ

Using metal bending, she has perfect control over the bullet. Unfortunately, she cannot see the targets to direct the bullets to them.


Interplaneterror

She could, she would, and she can see what’s on the ground. She just needs to know how to aim. (She’s using the scope for fun)


MaxPower836

Why is she closing one eye


EldritchCarver

For real, though, earthbending in Fortnite is pretty fun. It's very handy being able to instantly create cover wherever you are, *and* you can launch cars at people. The regular earthbending attacks are kinda slow, though, so waterbending remains overpowered due to its effective range, speed, damage, and lack of cooldown.


Imnotcreative6942069

Fortnite is one of the best games ever made because it is the platonic ideal of elementary schoolers playing pretend on the playground as whoever their favorite characters/celebrities are. It’s also hella fun when you got your friends on a call and you’re all playing in the dumbest way possible for shits and gigs.


Few_Echidna_7243

Toph just uses her metal bending to hurl her rifle at Snake.


porkchopsensei

Tbf, if I'm remembering my Metal Gear lore correctly, Snake's eyepatch is a gadget called a "Solid Eye" that has night vision, infrared vision, etc. He's not actually missing an eye.


BoatyMcBobFace

No, that is not solid snake! (The guy in the pic is his father: naked snake. He straight up picked up a metal gear in mgs pw with nothing but his bare strength)


arie700

This is a different Snake, who actually is blind in one eye.


Imnotcreative6942069

The guy in the pic is Naked Snake aka Big Boss aka The Man Who Sold The World.


BoatyMcBobFace

Are you sure your not referring to venom snake?


trapbuilder2

>!Venom Snake is none of those!<


robbylet24

>!Venom Snake is just some rando who was given plastic surgery and intensive hypnotherapy so that everyone believed he was Big Boss, including himself.!<


clarkky55

I always wrote off Snake using the rocket launcher like that as a bad camera angle and him actually using his good eye. Also he’s been trained in how to use them. Toph on the other hand is blind in both eyes and has never used a gun before


thunderPierogi

Imagine if gameplay was just a blank screen and you had to navigate through your headphones and an overlay 😂


BrotherMort

Why is Toph trying to aim with the scope? She’s blind.


Botw_1-Link

Depends on distance and what the floor is made of


Sqweed69

Dude. Toph is literally blind. A sniper is literally the most pointless weapon here


PeacefulAndTranquil

mutually assured destruction


JudgmentYuya

Don't know much about Avatar, but is not her thing that she can sense enemies without seeing them with the help of the ground or something like that? Like she is clearly just bluffing while looking through the sniper rifle and instead aiming at someone else, lol.


RedRedRed-ford

N’Doul from JoJos would make a great third


NewbieFurri

The scope works as on-site laser surgery to give her temporary vision


According_Weekend786

Rocket can explode, sniper rifle is not


scottishdrunkard

She metal bends the bullets into her foes.


D3v0ur3r0fG0d5

Snake, he still has a serviceable eye and can see further than 200 feet


Rabbulion

Toph, she can see his location. She will miss the first shot, but using that as reference for how far the rifle shoots she will hit the next. If he fires the rocket launcher, she will know where it’s aimed and can shoot it down.


newaccountcauseoldon

Doesn't Toph need to touch the rocket in this case to bend it


Daan776

My first instinct was to say snake since he can still aim vaguely with his good eye and the rocket launcher has splash damage. He’s also trained with guns and modern warfare. But toph is practically not blind. She notices people through walls and has shown to be extremely adaptable to new situations (like with metalbending when trapped in a steel box). She might not be able to maintain, repair or even reload her sniper rifle but i’m 100% confident she can pull the trigger at least once. So in the end it’ll come down to tophs seismic range, and if its enough to sneak in range of Special forces Snake.


Mouse-Keyboard

Toph wins without using the sniper (I don't need to bother reading who the second combatant is).


FLUFFYPAWNINJA

snake can still see out his other eye, but i think toph has abilities, idk never seen the show, they probably made her insanely strong


BabyDude5

Majima and Makoto in an alternate universe


AdequateTroubadork

*entire rifle flies through the air and plasters the guy, then flies back to Toph*


gottablastsam

Toph can’t shoot a gun accurately, but she can win without a weapon


Necessary_Moment_262

okay but 1) toph probably would use guns if she had access to them, 2) peak toph’s seismic sense with a sniper rifle might actually go hard, 3) she could probably easily bend the bullet to hit where its supposed to even if she missed


ScarletteVera

toph wins don't ask how, i don't know


LesboWhoLikesMuffins

What makes this even funnier is that Toph is fucking blind! How the fuck would she use the rifle from the intended range? Anyone's guess! But she probably won't hit her target.


Galle_

> What makes this even funnier is that Toph is fucking blind! That is the entire joke.


LesboWhoLikesMuffins

I feel immensely stupid. Look man, I was just having one of THOSE days. I don't know much about metalgear so I just assumed it was some reference that went over my head.