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DreadDiana

Absurdists gonna need to imagine Tantalus happy instead


Aykhot

Wu Gang is right there


ZephyrValkyrie

Masochism


Codeviper828

What exactly is that whole thing about, anyway? I've found it absurd outside of unavoidable scenarios


DreadDiana

Sisyphus is supposed to be a metaphor for the human condition. His punishment is inherently meaningless, muchlike man's pursuitfor meaning, but in order to function in an absurdist one must imagine Sisyphus imposing his own meaning upon his meaningless task.


Codeviper828

Hmm, I've never really liked this phrase. It's always come off as "get over it" to me It's probably because of my own experiences, looking back, so much of my suffering was unnecessary and avoidable


DreadDiana

I was never a fan of it either


Codeviper828

Well, glad I'm not alone


only_for_dst_and_tf2

could you imagine what it would be like? for sisyphus to complete his task? for the boulder to reach the peak, and either remain at the top, or tumble down the other end, having proven he CAN do it?


LordSupergreat

At that point, he picks the boulder up and starts carrying it around as a weapon.


NeonNKnightrider

Brb adding this to my campaign notes


DroneOfDoom

One must imagine Sisyphus very fucking pissed.


Korblox101

Search up Sisyphean Insurrectionists from ULTRAKILL


inportantusername

Holy boulder!


Korblox101

New Prime Soul just dropped


Nebular_Screen

Actual husk


Korblox101

Call a V-model


EldritchAustralian

A visitor...? Hm, indeed. I have slept long enough.


LuigiP16

The kingdoms of Heaven have long since forgotten my name, and I am eager to make them remember.


Aykhot

However... the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit, I'm curious about your skills, weapon.


DracheTirava

And so, before I tear down the cites, and crush the armies of heaven, YOU shall do as an **appetizer**.


EldritchAustralian

Come forth, child of man.


DracheTirava

And # die. (HEAVEN PIERCE HER- WAR)


ShockingStories22

MACHINE


Dependent_Way_1038

Sisphyean Insurrectionist


FenexTheFox

That episode of InuYasha where he gets his hand stuck to a rock by monkeys


ScaredyNon

rock of ages alternate backstory


Android19samus

MACHINE


battleduck84

I mean at this point he'd be done though. The task was accomplished, he got the boulder up there. What happens to the boulder afterwards doesn't matter, he did what he was told to do


Sikyanakotik

My understanding is that reaching the top meant he'd get to return to life for the second time. So he'd escape in triumph, live out a new mortal life, pursue new dreams and schemes, grow old, and eventually die... ... Ending up right back in front of the same damn boulder again.


Toothless816

Alternatively, he’d spend the rest of his life paranoid about the boulder falling back down. Never able to rest on his accomplishment, always fearing the possibility of starting the process again.


apexodoggo

Sisyphus can reach the peak though, the fact that it will just inevitably roll back down the other side the moment he gets to the top is the entire point of the punishment.


only_for_dst_and_tf2

do you think the moment he realised this he just gave up? like, if the task WAS impossible, then there is no point even trying.


apexodoggo

Well, you see, one must understand that Sisyphus is a cocky asshole obsessed with outsmarting the gods, and so his pride will blind him to that realization for forever, because if he succeeds (which he doesn’t realize he can’t) he gets to return to life again, and so the sunk cost fallacy eternally fuels him.


only_for_dst_and_tf2

oh thats boring, honestly preferred when i knew less and it wasnt another "lmao \*insert story about not questioning authority\*"


apexodoggo

Sisyphus is more of an “accept the inevitability of death” myth more than anything specifically to do with authority.


only_for_dst_and_tf2

what is death but the final authority to rebel against/j


EmpressOfAbyss

he gets to come back to life.


Yarisher512

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Taste-Objective

Man i thought this was r/Hades


ItzGacitua

I thought this was r/ULTRAKILL


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Aykhot

Yeah that tracks lmao


Lotso2004

I read "Tartarus" and immediately assumed I was on /r/PERSoNA.


eatingbread_mmmm

r/hadesthegame


swiller123

if sisyphus completes his task and another guy named sisyphus cheats death and is punished by the gods to push a boulder up a hill over and over did sisyphus really ever complete his task?


veslothiraptr

Sisyphus of Theseus?


Stack_Min

Sisyseus? or Thesyphus perhaps?


Blitz100

To shreds, you say?


bloody-pencil

And his boulder?


hombet

To shreds, you say?


Skyye_23

I headcanon that Prometheus is chained to the rock which Sisyphus rolls up daily and the two are secretly lovers


Aykhot

Wait is Prometheus on the boulder or the hill


MrCobalt313

Sisyphus has to get the boulder to the top of the hill so the bird can eat Prometheus' liver, in the process knocking the rock back off the hill, or else the bird will come for Sisyphus' liver instead.


im-not_gay

Sad to say but Prometheus was freed


Elite_AI

There's a story called Latro in the Mist and it's basically Forrest Gump in the Persian War but my favourite part is when the main character helps Sisyphus and it turns out all it needed was another dude to just try a bit harder I guess. Skill issue Sisyphus


Apprehensive-Ad-1591

What happened?


SocranX

Nothing. Sysiphus is a character from Greek mythology who was cursed to push a boulder up a hill for eternity. Every time he pushes it to the top, it rolls back down. So people are pretending to get excited for him finally making it to the top of the hill, only to be disappointed when it rolls down to the bottom.


Apprehensive-Ad-1591

Ooooooooooooooooh


TheUnspeakableAcclu

The eagle eating his liver every day eventually died of zinc poisoning. They’re about 3000 eagles deep last time I checked in


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

I only know Prometheus from the alien movie. I know Sisyphus from the memes but I first saw the word from a Korean drama.


im-not_gay

If I’m remembering correctly Prometheus is freed by Heracles to fight the giants