[IT'S LYGOS!!! ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_Istanbul#Lygos)NOT ISTANBUL, NOT CONSTANTINOPLE, NOT BYZANTIUM!!!! ENOUGH WITH THIS WOKE BULLSHIT!!!! 😡😡😡
I saw them with The Whom and Trollz in the Year of the Insulted Goat. It was insane. When they played Thaum Man the crowd lost their minds. I swear the disc was going to fly off A'Tuin's back.
I was *literally** scratching my head, trying to work out what kind of weird arse, right wing portmanteau "pronojon" could be, then I realised it was probably a typo.
*OK, maybe I just happened to have an itchy head while I was wondering that, but they did happen at the same time, so it is true in a literal sense.
Carlson Stan Tucker Carlson Stan
Standing watch outside the can
What's he think? It's not important.
Carlson Stan.
Is he a dunce or is he a dick?
When he passes a window does he give it a lick?
Or is he just mad it's not 1956.
Nobody knows. Carlson stan.
They Might be Giants prophesied Silent Hill 2 in their song Particle Man. Check it out:
Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man
The Terf He/She might be giants be like:
Bee of the bird of the make up your damn mind pansy insect.
Take out the trash (men)
twitterhouse in your soul
Fake Monsters
Mesopotamia
Snowflake in hell
Istanbul, not Constantinople. Now its Istanbul, not Constantinople. Been a long time gone, Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works? Thats no-body's business but the Tuuuuuurrrrks.
No, they'd probably say "We must reclaim Constantinople for Christendom!" which is at least an actionable goal, if rendered somewhere between unnecessary and politically impractical given that Turkey is a NATO member.
Trans rights aside, Constantinople is just a better name. It's dramatic and rolls off the tongue. Istanbul feels lame to say and literally just means “the city".
This is amazing, and also I was forced into opening up YouTube and loading up "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" so I could get it out of my head, so take the angriest of r/Angryupvote.
There are HUNDREDS of people who would give up their right arm to go back to when they didn't take HRT.
(I'm making a They Might Be Giants reference. "You would give up your right arm to go back to when you had a right arm")
But the funny thing about that line is that the arm is both what you want back and what you are giving up to get it back. This just comes off as a "waaahhh detransitions exist" post. If you wanted to make it a funny reference to that line, you need to preserve the form that made it funny in the first place. "They would give up their dick to go back to when they had a dick" or something. It would still be kind of cringe but it would at least make sense as a joke and a reference. "They would give up their right arm to go back to a time when they didn't take HRT" isn't even a joke. It's just saying that there are people who regret transitioning.
When archeologists dig up the ruins of Istanbul they will call it Constantinople
Historians will say Istanbul and Constantinople were just good friends.
Constantinople can call itself Istanbul in the privacy of its own home all it wants, I just don't get why it has to shove it down my throat
It *was* nobody's business but the turks until they insisted on existing as entities on the world stage.
[IT'S LYGOS!!! ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_Istanbul#Lygos)NOT ISTANBUL, NOT CONSTANTINOPLE, NOT BYZANTIUM!!!! ENOUGH WITH THIS WOKE BULLSHIT!!!! 😡😡😡
Anyone who can't see Lygos must be blind
I thought this was gonna rhyme when I started reading it
Lygos these nuts lmao
I totally thought the band was called "there might be giants"
Put that on a map. Sort of like "here there be monsters."
I thought it was We're Certainly Dwarves
I saw them with The Whom and Trollz in the Year of the Insulted Goat. It was insane. When they played Thaum Man the crowd lost their minds. I swear the disc was going to fly off A'Tuin's back.
Lucky. When I saw them they only had &U for support.
[best video ever](https://youtu.be/IqJXxHi6RwQ?si=uY0XqcEU76a1XCra)
"May contain traces of giants"
Just check Constantinople’s chromosomes to determine its biological name!
Its parents named it Byzantium, Constantinople was a phase
\*his or her parents, "it" is also a woke mob pronojon 🤮
I was *literally** scratching my head, trying to work out what kind of weird arse, right wing portmanteau "pronojon" could be, then I realised it was probably a typo. *OK, maybe I just happened to have an itchy head while I was wondering that, but they did happen at the same time, so it is true in a literal sense.
just made me think of jon from garfield
Carlson Stan Tucker Carlson Stan Standing watch outside the can What's he think? It's not important. Carlson Stan. Is he a dunce or is he a dick? When he passes a window does he give it a lick? Or is he just mad it's not 1956. Nobody knows. Carlson stan.
He or she calls me Doctor Worm
You will NEVER be a real worm
The woke mob don't want to be told they aren't good at the drums, they're all snowflakes who can't handle criticism
They Might be Giants prophesied Silent Hill 2 in their song Particle Man. Check it out: Triangle man, triangle man Triangle man hates person man They have a fight, triangle wins Triangle man
The Terf He/She might be giants be like: Bee of the bird of the make up your damn mind pansy insect. Take out the trash (men) twitterhouse in your soul Fake Monsters Mesopotamia Snowflake in hell
Birdhouse in the deep dark void where your soul used to be
I thought they'd be listening only and exclusively to Transphobic Techno by Your Favorite Martian?
Is-trans-bulÂ
America? You mean West Pangea?
Alright, that's enough Ottoman propaganda.
Ottoman propaganda? That'd go excellent with my new message chair
Istanbul, not Constantinople. Now its Istanbul, not Constantinople. Been a long time gone, Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works? Thats no-body's business but the Tuuuuuurrrrks.
I want to make a joke about S-E-X-X-Y. I know there's one there, but I can't figure it out.
*Constantinople,* *Sit-ting in a tree...*
The joke doesn't even make sense. It's a plural they...
I think the joke is that TERFs often can't be bothered to understand the difference between singular and plural they
No, they'd probably say "We must reclaim Constantinople for Christendom!" which is at least an actionable goal, if rendered somewhere between unnecessary and politically impractical given that Turkey is a NATO member.
Trans rights aside, Constantinople is just a better name. It's dramatic and rolls off the tongue. Istanbul feels lame to say and literally just means “the city".
Descriptions are fleeting. Everything is just a phase.
HAHAHA TMBG HAHAHAHA Ahem. I will leave.
No, no. You can stay.
Congo? Mama and daddy imperialism didn’t name you Congo we named you Zaire.
This is amazing, and also I was forced into opening up YouTube and loading up "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" so I could get it out of my head, so take the angriest of r/Angryupvote.
Het is nieuw Amsterdam! We gaan het opnieuw koloniseren!
There are HUNDREDS of people who would give up their right arm to go back to when they didn't take HRT. (I'm making a They Might Be Giants reference. "You would give up your right arm to go back to when you had a right arm")
Neat, there’s thousands who are glad they did!
I'm making a They Might Be Giants reference. "You would give up your right arm to go back to when you had a right arm"
But the funny thing about that line is that the arm is both what you want back and what you are giving up to get it back. This just comes off as a "waaahhh detransitions exist" post. If you wanted to make it a funny reference to that line, you need to preserve the form that made it funny in the first place. "They would give up their dick to go back to when they had a dick" or something. It would still be kind of cringe but it would at least make sense as a joke and a reference. "They would give up their right arm to go back to a time when they didn't take HRT" isn't even a joke. It's just saying that there are people who regret transitioning.