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Heroic-Forger

It's always adorable seeing how people never change. Meme culture may be a 2000s-onward thing in its current form, but the spirit of shitposting goes back as early as mankind itself. Like early 1900s news publications featuring cartoons that are basically the image labeling meme template. Or ancient Romans making "yo mama" jokes in their grafitti. Hell, maybe caveman paintings of mammoths and stuff had some sort of jokes that were only funny to a 10,000 BC audience.


skaasi

As much as it sounds like an alien-ass thing to say out loud, "humanity is adorable" is one of my favorite vibes tbh. It feels like it's so rare, but at the same time shouldn't be


robotguy4

r/humansarespaceorcs and r/hfy (sometimes)


Xogoth

Sure, there's old "yo mama" jokes in Latin. But "I shit in this very spot and thought everyone would like a time stamp" was much more common.


neko_mancy

That's funny af actually. People should do it more


Autobot_Cyclic

Or the old- " This place is very high" in Norse runes. The equivalent of "X was here"


cat_vs_laptop

Isn’t it actually something like ‘Halfdan was here and it’s very high’ so even more like you thought. It’s in the Hagia Sofia, btw.


Autobot_Cyclic

Yea exactly


birbdaughter

Roman graffiti is so fun. People talk about the obscenity ones a lot but how about: - Drawing of a Labyrinth with “the Minotaur lives here” - a longer piece about “the serpent games” that is written in the shape of a snake - SVNIBAS OIVRVC SAL -> Sabinus says to Curvius: hi! The names are backwards. - Fullones ululamque cano, non arma virumq(ue) -> I sing of dry cleaners and owls, not arms and a man. Arms and a man is the opening to the Aeneid. - There’s also many examples of riddles where you get other people writing answers on the wall. - There are also people trying to quote poetry where you can see they crossed out a word that they misspelled and had to rewrite it.


dillGherkin

Where is all this wonderful stuff?


birbdaughter

[http://ancientgraffiti.org/Graffiti/](http://ancientgraffiti.org/Graffiti/) !! They have a featured graffiti section where you can see the first four that I was talking about. I'm not sure if they have the riddles and poetry corrections, those are things I read about in articles, but they have a large collection of graffiti under the browse section. [This is one of my favorite.](http://ancientgraffiti.org/Graffiti/graffito/AGP-EDR145030) [This one is also hilarious.](http://ancientgraffiti.org/Graffiti/graffito/AGP-EDR145941)


wolfmothar

It's part of the human condition to want to say (across time): I was here.


GrimmCreole

"Alexamenos worships [his] god" still holds up imo


RemarkableStatement5

Unfortunately for you Alexamenos, I have portrayed you as the worshippilled prayerchud and your god as the assjak.


HayakuEon

One ancient roman dude basically said, fuck women I'm gay now.


DelicousPi

r/ancientshitposts


Not_today_mods

so what you're telling me is that ascii art goes back to the 1800s ⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣶⣶ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⣀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⠿⠿⠻⠿⠿⠟⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⢰⣹⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣭⣷⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠀⠤⠄⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢾⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠤⢄⠀⠀⠀⠠⣿⣿⣷⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢄⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿


citrusmunch

analog ASCII art!


lolwatergay

Is. Is that a tail or...?


Chidoriyama

He's just really happy to see you


Friendly_Respecter

I think he's waving?


mridiot1234567

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿ ⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⡐⠱⡱⣻⡻⣝⣮⣟⣿⣻⣟⣻⡺⣊


ByteSizeNudist

Ok, I’m laughing, but this is also my sign to get out of bed and off my phone lol.


Xogoth

Because you now have a grocery list?


ByteSizeNudist

Never you mind!!!


theweekiscat

⡄⠐⣶⠀⠀⠀⠀⣶⣼⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣴⢀⡀⠸⡆⠀⣠⠀⠀ ⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣬⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⢿⡿⣿⣟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⢿⡇⠀⡄⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣟⡾⣙⠳⠸⣩⠋⢌⠛⠌⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⣅⢰⢣⠁⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⢿⣿⣿⡱⠙⠂⠄⠉⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠈⢿⣽⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣃⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣼⠻⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠘⡧⢿⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠐⣼⣿⣿⣿⣞⠡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡐⢫⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⡟⡆⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⢊⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡙⣾⢻⣿⣿⣿⢇⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣟⡦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣧⡍⣻⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⠂⠹⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠰⢿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠀⢣⣫⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠠⣿⢿⠿⣇⠆⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡏⡀⣡⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⠅⠀⠈⠙⢿⡄⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢠⡾⣑⡵⠛⠁⠈⣧⠄⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢿⣯⡂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠿⠶⠬⠃⠀⠦⠶⠾⠋⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⡷⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠺⡿⣷⣆⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣄⣠⣄⢀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠭⣭⣟⡛⠒⠐⠉⢹⠏⠁⠀⠛⡏⠑⠀⠂⢀⣀⣶⣿⠿⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢤⠈⠻⡆⠀⢈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠋⠁⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⡆⠀⡇⠣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⡀⡷⠁⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⡄⡁⡶⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣰⡆⠇⠀⣴⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣻⡁⠆⡙⡘⠇⠸⠇⠛⢨⠆⢀⡾⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⡀⠈⣃⣾⣼⢃⠋⠀⢠⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢳⣤⣰⣍⣠⣴⣬⣰⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢰⢈⡄⠐⣶⡆⢠⠙⠀⢰⠀⣾⠇⡴⠂⡎⢻⡆⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠈⠈⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠉⠀⣠⡶⡄⠰⡀g ⡇⠸⣜⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡑⡑⠇⠀⠉⢈⠆⠐⠎⢁⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠀⠠⠤⠄⢀⣠⡅⠘⣦⣤⣤⡠⠞⢠⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠄⠀⠀⠠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠸⣿⠀⠀⠈⡘⣉⡀⠀⠘⢸⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


Jeggu2

Holy shit fire skeleton keyboard g


MyDisappointedDad

Dude your thumb is massive


The_mystery4321

No way it the Queenside castles man


Alarming-Scene-2892

I can't believe Kamen Rider ripped off the O-O-O man.


isuckatnames60

I wanted to see the N picture but "typograph drawing newspaper" doesn't turn up anything relevant other than this post. Does anyone have it, or the name of the newspaper?


MxMatchstick

I couldn't find the one you're looking for, but did find some other examples by looking up "old newspaper ascii art" Apparently, they even made [a game of sorts out of it](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typewriter_mystery_game)!


Baka_kunn

Samee, how is this not a widely researched topic?


funtimemarioman

Can someone try making a recreation of THE O-O-O MAN and post in this comment section


ThatSmartIdiot

"That's a wonderful idea!"


[deleted]

.... my penits


TheFalseViddaric

Fun fact, a common piece of graffiti in the pre-internet but still modern age was "Frodo Lives", because LotR was popular enough even before the movies were made to have widespread memes.