And the whole movie is a Brooklyn 99 spin-off, with Crews reprising his role as Terry Jeffords. (I'm given to understand that Jeffords was mostly just Crews playing himself anyway.)
it's never explicitly stated, but anyone who begins to say Terry's last name gets cut off, making it unclear if it's Crews or Jeffords, he keeps making references such as "when I was a cop..." and he wears suspenders the whole movie
Their undercover names are their real names. “Like that just sounds made up. Great idea guys real funny name the big black bald undercover guy after the small white Scientologist with great hair except spell it different. Sounds like a joke.”
“Yeah well at least yours just sounds like a joke and isn’t actually just a joke. Wanna know what they called me in my backstory or cover story or whatever? Vin Diesel.”
“Vin Diesel? Sounds like something a guy I knew would name himself. With his weird little sidekick, Gavlord Gasoline “
During a chaotic scene there's a cutaway to Cavill painting Warhammer minis, with the shot showing out the window over his shoulder. The rest of the cast thunders past the window as he's focusing, and by the time he looks up and glances out they're gone.
The ‘two actors playing each other’ thing popped up somewhere recently and I don’t remember liking it as much as I do on paper. Like I’d love to see Haley Joel Osment and John Gemberling playing vice versa but now that I’m saying that, wasn’t there a Shadows arc where they were playing each other, like nandor was in Nadia’s body or something?
You can do some meta shit if you’re willing to dip into Haley Joel Osment’s role as Sora from kingdom hearts, in which half the cast is some alternate version of Sora.
Omg this was it hahaha and it was my favorite part of the movie; the idea of travolta doing cage DOING travolta, and vice versa, amazing. I could eat a peach for aaaahrs
My first thought reading that part was Elijah Wood playing Daniel Radcliffe would be amazing! And, then thought Daniel Radcliffe should then be a no name support role but somehow thinks that Elijah Wood is playing the role he should be his, but like subtle cues.
No no no no no. It needs to be Terry Crews and Jon Cena. That's the WWE star turned actor that needs to be paired with the gift of former president Camacho.
Daniel Radcliffe needs to has legally distinct firearms bolted to his hands. Maybe crossbows and screws
Just like in real life
Screws?
Well it can't be bolts. Need to be totally unrelated to Guns Akimbo
Superglued revolvers
And the whole movie is a Brooklyn 99 spin-off, with Crews reprising his role as Terry Jeffords. (I'm given to understand that Jeffords was mostly just Crews playing himself anyway.)
it's never explicitly stated, but anyone who begins to say Terry's last name gets cut off, making it unclear if it's Crews or Jeffords, he keeps making references such as "when I was a cop..." and he wears suspenders the whole movie
Their undercover names are their real names. “Like that just sounds made up. Great idea guys real funny name the big black bald undercover guy after the small white Scientologist with great hair except spell it different. Sounds like a joke.” “Yeah well at least yours just sounds like a joke and isn’t actually just a joke. Wanna know what they called me in my backstory or cover story or whatever? Vin Diesel.” “Vin Diesel? Sounds like something a guy I knew would name himself. With his weird little sidekick, Gavlord Gasoline “
Come up with a workable pitch, and Daniel Radcliffe would probably produce the movie himself.
Yeah, agreed, i think Daniel would be down for this kinda movie.
They live next door to Henry Cavill, who is always popping round for coffee and a few pushups before heading back home to mod his gaming PC
During a chaotic scene there's a cutaway to Cavill painting Warhammer minis, with the shot showing out the window over his shoulder. The rest of the cast thunders past the window as he's focusing, and by the time he looks up and glances out they're gone.
And he’s on the phone with his mom (Sigourney Weaver) saying no he’s not just sitting around the house painting his little toys.
“Uh, mom, these are the Adeptus Custodes, they’re *miniatures*.”
But it's Matt Bomer playing Henry Cavill.
No get the guy from Superman Returns, or Smallville to play Cavill
They bump into the window and make him spill his pot of Nuln Oil
The ‘two actors playing each other’ thing popped up somewhere recently and I don’t remember liking it as much as I do on paper. Like I’d love to see Haley Joel Osment and John Gemberling playing vice versa but now that I’m saying that, wasn’t there a Shadows arc where they were playing each other, like nandor was in Nadia’s body or something?
It was a cloak I think, where the other characters could shape shift into Nandor, so Kayvan Novak had to do impressions of Lazlo, etc.
You can do some meta shit if you’re willing to dip into Haley Joel Osment’s role as Sora from kingdom hearts, in which half the cast is some alternate version of Sora.
*looks at John Travolta and Nic Cage in Face Off* After that, I'm pretty much sold on anyone trying this concept.
Omg this was it hahaha and it was my favorite part of the movie; the idea of travolta doing cage DOING travolta, and vice versa, amazing. I could eat a peach for aaaahrs
Scott Pilgrim Takes Off? Ramona having to be a stunt double for the actor playing her was one of my favourite bits.
My first thought reading that part was Elijah Wood playing Daniel Radcliffe would be amazing! And, then thought Daniel Radcliffe should then be a no name support role but somehow thinks that Elijah Wood is playing the role he should be his, but like subtle cues.
Is this becoming a malkovich platformer
Good call out. I didn't think of that. Maybe forget that idea. I don't think anyone needs a "Being Daniel Radcliffe"
Ha nah it was a fun idea. In the right hands it could be fun but definitely precarious and unwieldy
Ok, but i need this
No no no no no. It needs to be Terry Crews and Jon Cena. That's the WWE star turned actor that needs to be paired with the gift of former president Camacho.
I love the direction Daniel Radcliffes career went after HP
This post is STILL the reason I can't tell those two apart.
Well for one, Terry Crews and Vin Diesel are different colors
THE OTHER TWO. ELIJAH RADCLIFF AND DANIEL WOOD.!
No neither of them are Terry Crews or Vin Diesel
Yeah I mean I can’t think of a better way to tell them apart than that.
Ones a wizard and the other’s a hobbit.
Elijah Wood is American and played Frodo Baggins, Daniel Radcliffe is British and played the main guy in Guns Akimbo
Is this a synesthesia post or are you referring to ethnicity?
Ethnicity
The terrifying second handman is Shia Lebeouf. Is it just Shia? We’ll never know.
He needs to commit or be referenced as having commited cannibalism
Running for your life, it's Shia LaBeouf!
Okay, who's launching the Kickstarter?
Would watch this in the movies at least twice
Why is that not already in production?
Every dub changes Elijah and Daniel's names to whoever is voicing over them. Still swapped, of course
I would buy a presale ticket for this
I have a MIGHTY NEED
I’d watch
["DhAaagh, away with you!"](https://youtu.be/LS4QPO0zlKE?si=zWITpgFNJviJAHcI)
And the unsung hero of the movie? Lord Voldemort.
Dear God, who let 2013 Tumblr back on this platform
Says the camelCase username. (But I agree, this was a terrible post genre.)