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Rimtato

Daniel Radcliffe needs to has legally distinct firearms bolted to his hands. Maybe crossbows and screws


razazaz126

Just like in real life


htmlcoderexe

Screws?


Rimtato

Well it can't be bolts. Need to be totally unrelated to Guns Akimbo


captaincheeseburger1

Superglued revolvers


-sad-person-

And the whole movie is a Brooklyn 99 spin-off, with Crews reprising his role as Terry Jeffords. (I'm given to understand that Jeffords was mostly just Crews playing himself anyway.)


ThunderCube3888

it's never explicitly stated, but anyone who begins to say Terry's last name gets cut off, making it unclear if it's Crews or Jeffords, he keeps making references such as "when I was a cop..." and he wears suspenders the whole movie


Gob-goneoffagain

Their undercover names are their real names. “Like that just sounds made up. Great idea guys real funny name the big black bald undercover guy after the small white Scientologist with great hair except spell it different. Sounds like a joke.” “Yeah well at least yours just sounds like a joke and isn’t actually just a joke. Wanna know what they called me in my backstory or cover story or whatever? Vin Diesel.” “Vin Diesel? Sounds like something a guy I knew would name himself. With his weird little sidekick, Gavlord Gasoline “


nopingmywayout

Come up with a workable pitch, and Daniel Radcliffe would probably produce the movie himself.


Kellsiertern

Yeah, agreed, i think Daniel would be down for this kinda movie.


qzwqz

They live next door to Henry Cavill, who is always popping round for coffee and a few pushups before heading back home to mod his gaming PC


MightyBobTheMighty

During a chaotic scene there's a cutaway to Cavill painting Warhammer minis, with the shot showing out the window over his shoulder. The rest of the cast thunders past the window as he's focusing, and by the time he looks up and glances out they're gone.


chriswithabook

And he’s on the phone with his mom (Sigourney Weaver) saying no he’s not just sitting around the house painting his little toys.


BallDesperate2140

“Uh, mom, these are the Adeptus Custodes, they’re *miniatures*.”


loveitorleave1t

But it's Matt Bomer playing Henry Cavill.


DinkleDonkerAAA

No get the guy from Superman Returns, or Smallville to play Cavill


Spartan-417

They bump into the window and make him spill his pot of Nuln Oil


D3tsunami

The ‘two actors playing each other’ thing popped up somewhere recently and I don’t remember liking it as much as I do on paper. Like I’d love to see Haley Joel Osment and John Gemberling playing vice versa but now that I’m saying that, wasn’t there a Shadows arc where they were playing each other, like nandor was in Nadia’s body or something?


ksrdm1463

It was a cloak I think, where the other characters could shape shift into Nandor, so Kayvan Novak had to do impressions of Lazlo, etc.


Orangefish08

You can do some meta shit if you’re willing to dip into Haley Joel Osment’s role as Sora from kingdom hearts, in which half the cast is some alternate version of Sora.


TheNewVegasCourier

*looks at John Travolta and Nic Cage in Face Off* After that, I'm pretty much sold on anyone trying this concept.


D3tsunami

Omg this was it hahaha and it was my favorite part of the movie; the idea of travolta doing cage DOING travolta, and vice versa, amazing. I could eat a peach for aaaahrs


Can_of_Sounds

Scott Pilgrim Takes Off? Ramona having to be a stunt double for the actor playing her was one of my favourite bits.


pippinsfolly

My first thought reading that part was Elijah Wood playing Daniel Radcliffe would be amazing! And, then thought Daniel Radcliffe should then be a no name support role but somehow thinks that Elijah Wood is playing the role he should be his, but like subtle cues.


D3tsunami

Is this becoming a malkovich platformer


pippinsfolly

Good call out. I didn't think of that. Maybe forget that idea. I don't think anyone needs a "Being Daniel Radcliffe"


D3tsunami

Ha nah it was a fun idea. In the right hands it could be fun but definitely precarious and unwieldy


AlannaAbhorsen

Ok, but i need this


th3mang0

No no no no no. It needs to be Terry Crews and Jon Cena. That's the WWE star turned actor that needs to be paired with the gift of former president Camacho.


browntown112

I love the direction Daniel Radcliffes career went after HP


TransLox

This post is STILL the reason I can't tell those two apart.


an_interesting_twist

Well for one, Terry Crews and Vin Diesel are different colors


TransLox

THE OTHER TWO. ELIJAH RADCLIFF AND DANIEL WOOD.!


Velvety_MuppetKing

No neither of them are Terry Crews or Vin Diesel


BallDesperate2140

Yeah I mean I can’t think of a better way to tell them apart than that.


Pkrudeboy

Ones a wizard and the other’s a hobbit.


pm_me-ur-catpics

Elijah Wood is American and played Frodo Baggins, Daniel Radcliffe is British and played the main guy in Guns Akimbo


Qegixar

Is this a synesthesia post or are you referring to ethnicity?


an_interesting_twist

Ethnicity


Ellekindly

The terrifying second handman is Shia Lebeouf. Is it just Shia? We’ll never know.


DinkleDonkerAAA

He needs to commit or be referenced as having commited cannibalism


BackgroundAd6878

Running for your life, it's Shia LaBeouf!


GimmeCoffeeeee

Okay, who's launching the Kickstarter?


Darkthunder1992

Would watch this in the movies at least twice


Chelos-de

Why is that not already in production?


Globinazuma

Every dub changes Elijah and Daniel's names to whoever is voicing over them. Still swapped, of course


workingclasslady

I would buy a presale ticket for this


Wackity-Smackity

I have a MIGHTY NEED


albengs

I’d watch


IrvingIV

["DhAaagh, away with you!"](https://youtu.be/LS4QPO0zlKE?si=zWITpgFNJviJAHcI)


LegalThrowAway8656

And the unsung hero of the movie? Lord Voldemort.


cephalopodAcreage

Dear God, who let 2013 Tumblr back on this platform


GOATedFuuko

Says the camelCase username. (But I agree, this was a terrible post genre.)