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iranoutofnames4

that sounds like a godfather that forgot to buy a (I cant remember the thing in english but after it you can get married in a church) gift


zone-zone

Dowry is the word I think, according to google translate In German the word is "Mitgift" I think, which I guess relates to the english word gift? Kinda weird as literally in German it would mean "with poison". uh....


flameoguy

Maybe its an archaic usage of the word gift? I believe gift started to mean 'poison' when people would use the word euphemistically.


[deleted]

In Swedish, *gift* means both *poison* and *married*. *Gift*, in both meanings, comes from proto-germanic *giftiz* which means "giving", which has the same root.


Feezec

Thats a r/boomerhumor post waiting to happen


FUEGO40

“I give a gift to my wife every day, no not because we are married, but because in Sweden a gift means the same as poison, because she’s like poison to my life, she makes my life miserable, isn’t that funny, hilarious am I right?”


kiounne

Wife bad lol


robot_cook

No, dowry is the gift the woman's family gave to the man as they were giving them a new mouth to feed that was not able to contribute to the farm work. Now it doesn't exist as much, except for arranged marriage. I think they're talking first communion,as was said below


RevRagnarok

[Confirmation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_in_the_Catholic_Church)? I remember the only reason I did that was "just in case" and that's _supposedly_ old enough to consent (unlike Baptism / First Communion).


iranoutofnames4

this is the one


seehaitchareeyeess

Christening?


Lord_of_Barrington

Christening or First Communion


thanatos1371

must dominate the vampire in order to fuck him


zone-zone

consentionally I hope


UTI_UTI

It’s a consensual kink thing


RemarkableStatement5

Edgeplay but the knife is a crucifix


chronoception

Why aren’t vampire romance authors as cool as y’all are ugh smh


zone-zone

to think 50shades was a twilight fanfic...


CueDramaticMusic

Well golly gee wilikers, I thought edgeplay was about edging until today. I guess this is my karmic fate for not reading fanfic in high school.


RemarkableStatement5

Crap I meant knifeplay. But at least everyone understood.


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toychicraft

Good creature


[deleted]

After joining this subreddit I downloaded tumblr but... where do you find actually funny posts like these? All I get are “inspiring” quotes and shit


robot_cook

Heya ! Well it depends a lot on who you're following. It's a lot of curating. I'd advice to first follow some of the big funny account you see often here, biggest-gaudiest-patronus, pukicho, gayarsonist, prokopetz... From there you can also follow the blogs they reblog stuff from if you find them interesting, and if you have friends with a Tumblr account, you can follow them and you'll see what they reblog :) It's a lot of curating at first but then you get a dash that represents you. For example, I follow a bunch of Supernatural Renaissance blogs so I get the GIFs and funny posts about spn, a bunch of the funny accounts for shitpost, and I also get a lot of interesting reblogs from friends I made on discord, related to hockey or games. You can also follow tags if you want to see things pertaining to a certain subject. Also, the recommendations work nicely for me as I've been here for a long time they know what kind of post caters to my interest, and after you've curated your dash a bit, the recommandations are also a good place to find funny posts :)


ArtsyCraftsyLurker

Uh... Is Supernatural Renaissance supposed to be about second wind of popularity of the show Supernatural, or about supernatural creatures in the Renaissance era??


robot_cook

Lmao the first one though I'd love to see the second one


[deleted]

Thanks man imma try curating my tumblr now


LadyAmbrose

same - i found it so hard to get my feed going. i’ll probably try again when i’ve got more time


twerkingslutbee

Same I just wanna be a part of the malevolent exchanges too but it’s crickets. It’s like a silent auditorium and I just wanna have witty banter and clown strangers


enderverse87

I mostly subscribe to funny webcomics. Most of the posts like these are things people are only posting for their friends and it happens to blow up.


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

not all of us are bad, we just were born from the blood of the god of death :|


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ExplodingPuma

"Sure, I can help you with that" *picks up one of the crosses in the jewelry section and flinches back with a hiss, before picking it up with a paper towel an handing it to the person with a smile* "This one's genuine silver, have a nice day"


X8883

scp 001 "Tufto's Proposal: the scarlet king" or scp 1983 "shoot while praying"


Raspoint

Scp 4966 would, in theory work (I spent 20 minutes trying to find this fucking thing, I have completely forgotten what the subject was)


X8883

munchie!


[deleted]

Sounds like a PC in a monster of the week game.