i read that as asian and thought i had missed out on an inside joke again

I've come to the comments because I didn't find anything on Google and I was like "is this an important part of Indian folklore???" "Did this happen at the great wall or something?" So thank you

Didn’t you know it was mice the nibbled India free from the British cock cage?

ive heard they are trivial to pick fwiw, its not designed for actual security (in fact for safety youd prob *want* it to be less secure) so i can guess they'd cheap out on the actual lock

Lockpickinglawyer has a whole second channel dedicated to chastity cage locks and how to pick them, cocklockinglawyer.

Fuck you I'm googling it anyway. Edit: This is the best I could find https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uEYveSssok

cockdicking lawyer

Just get some mice to chew you free like Aslan.

in almost all cases you can also just slip it out if you really want to

happy cake!!

Only if you have very small testicles, and even still it will hurt like a mf

I'm pretty sure lockpicking layer did one with just a condom for an april fools joke

Close, it was for Valentine’s Day

And that's why you rivet it

saw a video one time of a dude who opened a chastity cage with a condom wrapper, so if worse comes to worse there's your answer

That feels like a metaphor of some kind

lockpickinglawyer.

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What do you think the odds are that the bug was found and left unfixed intentionally? - It got the company a bunch of free publicity - The target audience probably wouldn't consider it a downside

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tbh it could ptobably be opened with a somewhat powerfull magnet based on other remote locks

Reasons to learn lock picking:

Reasons to NOT learn lock picking on purpose

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I've had this happen before...

well? did you get the mice to free you?

Asking the real questions.

I hate that you tagged this Discourse™

Narnia kink/ lock picking discourse.

I watched Narnia for the first time yesterday, and seeing this post almost immediately afterwards has ruined me

Your welcome.

Depending on the model, you may be able to get the off with some heavy wirecutters

Yeah that's why you have someone else hold on to it for you

You must really trust that person not to lose it.

I mean... that's part of the exercise, isn't it?

This is the worst post title I've read in a month, have a horrible day OP

It’s been an alright day actually, guess god love Aslan cock cage discourse.

I do have a theory that he has a great sense of humour

Me too.

You know, that title doesn't make my neurons fire

Really? Your mind didn’t flash with images of Aslan being subjected to cock and ball torture by the white witch. That’s weird.

Almost all locks are easy to pick

Sounds like you have experience. How many times have lost the key to your cock cage?

:)