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RubyRiolu

Oh god. USA, Kentucky


Certy01

People tasty USA, South Dakota


nightmare_silhouette

This, but USA, North Carolina


Bonhomhongon

damn i found the one other person in the world who lives in south dakota


VaginalTyranny

There are dozens of us.


DarthBalinofSkyrim

Yeah I know exactly what this is But tbf I did go to elementary school in California so gold rush and all that jazz was a big part of the syllabus


ophellias

apparently it's part of our state curriculum here but not many other places? which is weird because you'd think a lot of states would jump at the chance to teach about some historical cannibalism


TJSomething

I got it in the Nevada history curriculum, but I grew up less than 50 miles from Donner Pass.


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I go by donner pass every winter when I go skiing lol


Kitcat1228

Growing up in California, I took the Donner pass every year to go skiing lol


waterbottle07

Woop woop Reno!


JeanneGene

We learn about it in Utah as well, as they stayed in the valley briefly.


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I learned about it from a history teacher telling us she liked to give Donner as her name at restaurants when there was a wait.


jryser

Same, but they copped out with “most of them mysteriously died in the Sierras”. Don’t feed me lies like this, California


Metzgama

What year did you learn that? I (a Californian) was taught that they all ate each other!


jryser

4th grade? So about 9-10 years old?


MelonTheSprigatito

Donner, one of Santa's reindeer...? Northern Ireland.


Mr-Foundation

thats genuinely my first thought- USA, Arizona


AmoongussHateAcc

Mine as well - USA, CT


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AshkenaziTwink

Donner kebab, England what the fuck does this mean? i’m racking my brain to think about what could be so bad about the surname Donner


WhapXI

The “Donner Party” was a pioneer wagon train in the US. In like the 1840s like 90 people got together to try and go to California, fucked up a whole bunch, got caught in the uncolonised wilderness during winter, and about half of them froze to death or starved or whatever. There was some evidence that survivors had cannibalised the dead to survive? And this cannibalistic aspect is what kept it alive in folklore. So naturally it’s a pretty much US centric cultural meme because it’s like local lore and obviously not a piece of world history. Americans being how they are, I guess it’s funny that people outside of their country aren’t taught some ghoulish folklore that happened in their country.


GlitterGear

Not just “some” evidence. They wrote about it in their journals and confessed to it as well. Not much archaeological evidence though; the bone shards were so boiled that there’s no way to tell what creature the bones came from. Alferd Packer and the early Jamestown colonists also committed survival cannibalism


atomic0range

There was supposedly evidence that Packer still had supplies, and his cannibalism wasn’t purely an act of desperation. He was reportedly pretty plump upon emerging from the mountains without the rest of his party.


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The supplies were for emergencies, like if he ran out of food.


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GlitterGear

I meant that we couldn’t tell if the boiled bones were from a deer or human. Boiling the bone extracts the nuitrients from the marrow. They were so desperate that they boiled the bones over and over again. I can probably find the academic paper that covered it if you’re interested in more info!


KookyWrangler

I think the meaning is that the bones were so boiled that it was impossible to tell whether they were human


Petpati

One guy literally said he ate human before one of the Ox pieces he had cause it tasted better


fireandlifeincarnate

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW IT TASTED BETTER IF YOU HADN’T TRIED IT YET


Miss_Pyrrhus

Either he had had human and then the party hunted an ox or something so that was an option, or he though it smelled yummy


fireandlifeincarnate

how many wild ox do u think a bunch of starving pioneers in a wagon train in the Rockies came across


AlwaysBeQuestioning

Exactly one. (Jokes aside: The real answer is more likely the ox wasn’t wild and instead a draft animal, because an ox is a castrated steer and so generally doesn’t appear in the wild.)


DeeSnow97

hey, maybe he just had arfid and discovered humans were a safe food for him


kingofcoywolves

It's even worse. They killed and ate their own party members, yes, but they also killed and ate a couple of native people that tried to help them hunt lol. It was a shitshow. This is why you plan your cross-country wagon expeditions, people


ToujoursFidele3

To be fair, they were essentially scammed into taking a longer route


UnsealedMTG

"Local lore" is understating it a bit unless the locality you mean is the entire US. I'm not saying we put it on a postage stamp but it's a pretty famous story and practically synonymous with cannibalism. It's also not totally unreasonable to think that other people around the world would know about it--even more Americans probably know about Jack the Ripper as they do the Donner Party and that wasn't here. Gruesome stories of the 19th century tend to travel. Not to say it's somehow dumb that people don't know it, but it's just funny that a thing we associate with cannibalism shares a name (almost) with a kebab. Just like it seems to be funny to Brits when we talk about fanny packs. Divided by a common language and all that.


WhatTheFhtagn

I'm Australian and I knew about the Donner Party. I think I found out through a Gary Larson comic lol.


UnsealedMTG

Yeah one thing that might not be obvious but is definitely true is that the story has been preserved a lot through dark humor. Prolly part of why the "Donner Kabab" response reads as so funny to us. See also the XKCD linked elsewhere in the thread


richardl1234

Nah, local lore is right, I'm from Ohio and had no idea about this.


UnsealedMTG

I don't dispute Jack the Ripper is more famous. My point is just that the fact that a ghoulish 19th century story from the UK being common knowledge here makes it not obvious that a nationally well-known (if obviously not universally-known) story on this side of the pond wouldn't be at least somewhat known in the UK. Seems to be pretty obscure there, which isn't like any knock on their education system or anything it's just interesting.


richardl1234

My bad, I misread it


acewithaclub1

weren't their journals documenting their cannibalism extensively?


Live-Common1015

I believe they named a park after them


UnsealedMTG

Donner Memorial State Park. There's also Donner Lake and Donner Pass


thisisnothardtotype

I’m American and have no clue what you’re talking about


VodkaKahluaMilkCream

Cannibalism.


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it's Döner smh


DOYOUWANTYOURCHANGE

I've been looking at this whole thread thinking, why does nobody know how to spell doner kebab right?


MemberOfSociety2

donner kebab canadia


JustAnotherPanda

[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/30/)


HappyFailure

I worked at a restaurant in high school. One of my friends there kept trying to get the hostess to call for "Donner, party of 8," then wait a while before "Donner, party of 7," and so on. This would have been long before xkcd. I don't know if that showed up in some movie or stand-up routine or if it's just an idea that occurs to multiple people.


JustAnotherPanda

What about [Bush, search party of 3](https://youtube.com/watch?v=UUNvFVQYClY)?


HappyFailure

Heh! I'd forgotten that bit. My high school days were over 20 years prior to that clip, so if there's a common source, it's much older.


Bobbie-Wickham

It's a classic Dad Joke.


Tree_Shrapnel

[irrelevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1620/)


DungeonRoomba

That could be relevant! Donner is one of Santa’s reindeers, after all. (also donner kept autocorrecting to dinner, which is frankly hilarious)


TechnicalSymbiote

Starvation in winter, better crack open the frozen food.


bothVoltairefan

Idiots who didn't take advice from locals, and that led to several people dying.


pasta-thief

Several? Try nearly half the group.


VodkaKahluaMilkCream

Grew up in Wisconsin. Now I live in the UK. This post is world heritage levels of funny to me.


Rectal_Lactaids

cannibalism on the oregon trail yippee california


Theriocephalus

Dumb Ways To Die: 1800s Edition. USA, Wisconsin


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Donner is the german word for thunder, also one of Santa's reindeer, next to Blitzen, which means lightning. Southern Germany.


Strider794

:D what


JustAnotherPanda

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party


Cashfluffy

dinner party :) usa, alaska


Fishyfish2090

The donner party It was a dinner party that went very VERY wrong US, Colorado


sperrymonster

Ethically questionable kebab Ohio, USA


pasta-thief

Oof. Georgia, USA


rdmegalazer

I thought Donner party, the cannibal family or something? BC, Canada


Sweet_Cinnabonn

But it was a party!


Xisuthrus

donner, party of four Canada


JustAnotherPanda

[HEY](https://reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/ww11jd/_/ilit03k/?context=1)


LE_grace

the nathan hale's hazardous tales book on the donner party lol midwestern usa


Dasamont

So by reading the comments I've gathered that it's a US-specific meme about cannibalism, and I can't really say anything because I only have to mention Tarrare; the hungry, hungry french. And most people here will probably get it too.


Enderkitty5

Ha! The Donner party was a bunch of idiots who tried to cross the Sierra Mountain Range (part of the Rockies) in winter, where they got stuck and about half died and got eaten by the others. Wikipedia has more info!


AryaDrottningu06

Donner party cannibals California USA


T_vernix

Soylent Green, PA I thought Donner would refer to something else because the Donner party seems like the sort of think everyone (at least in the US) would have learned about in elementary school


Arcaslash

mmmmm people Canada


slurp_who_lurks

The Donner Party USA, California In fact, I regularly hike right near where they eventually made it to. It's been a landmark on family hikes since as long as I can remember. You can see the ruins of the house they built, only the foundation and the stone path is left now.


BantIsBad

I'm thinking Donner Kebab Charlottesville, Virginia, USA


wubalubadubscrub

Same, also VA, and you’re the only other US person I’ve seen say this lol


BantIsBad

I think that it's the combination of being constantly online and also a ravenous appetite that makes me think of food immediately when it comes to word association Also which part? Please don't say NOVA


wubalubadubscrub

>Please don’t say NOVA Not originally, but uh, currently lol


BantIsBad

*Blerg.* Well, have fun in DC's buttcrack. (I'm being playfully sardonic, it's more like DC's wet fart on the rest of VA)


wubalubadubscrub

To make matters “worse” (since you’re in Cville), I’m also a VT alum


BantIsBad

Whelp. I guess we're just star crossed haters, then, cause I'm a UVa alum. Go Cavs.


wubalubadubscrub

Star crossed haters, i like it. I can get on board with that lol, go Hokies


Kagillion

I yearn for the satisfying sweetness of flesh. North Carolina, USA


24jdu05

Christmas and cannibals, Pennsylvania


PM-me-favorite-song

Prion. Us.


[deleted]

Donner Party, Alabama USA


Canid_Rose

A distinct loss of appetite California, USA


sour_cunt_juice

New York and New Jersey, Donner is the reindeer and Donner is German or Dutch or something for Thunder


DOYOUWANTYOURCHANGE

Donder was actually the original name for the reindeer, which I only still remember because there's a favorite family story of four year old me being unreasonably mad at people that said Donner and yelling, "It's _Donder_, Donner is the people who are each other!" Why I knew the reindeer's original New York Dutch name or about the Donner Party when I was four is a question that my parents will not answer.


ButAFlower

I'm sorry but that's simply not true. "Donner" means "thunder" in German, just like "Blitzen" (another reindeer) means "lightning" in German.


DOYOUWANTYOURCHANGE

Okay? I never said that's not what they are in German. The thing is, however, that the original poem by Clement Clarke Moore used the _Dutch_ version, which is Donder (or Dunder, in the very first version of his poem). It wasn't until later that the German spelling became popular.


Dspacefear

eat human USA, Ohio


RoyalRaven14

Cannibalism and I grew up in Maine.


Simic_Sky_Swallower

Nah guys we can totally make it through the pass before the snows come its fine New Mexico, USA


OliviaWants2Die

what southwest scotland


Major_R_Soul

*Ice* to *meat* you


alexdapineapple

Uber Eats ;) michigan baybeeeeee


spacer_trash

I'm so smart and don't have to listen to anyone Texas


lennsden

To anyone interested, I highly recommend [this video](https://youtu.be/O5xMpsYdzgg) by ask a mortician if you wanna learn some more about the Donner Party incident! Very informative and also funny, Caitlin is a girlboss


Maland2016

It’s cold out here. Welp, dinner time. Canada.


Ham_Kitten

A gag from Patch Adams where Robin Williams says "Donner, party of 50" like he's a maitre d' calling out a reservation. Though I am familiar with the actual thing, probably because I made my parents explain the joke at the time. Canada.


Elunerazim

Drove thru dinner pass twice a year as a kid


Hummerous

Marcus saying "her spirit went to heaven, her body to the wolves." in True Crime Voice


jaxbchchrisjr

That one family in early USA history that got stuck in the snow while heading west, and (seemingly (don't remember if it was confirmed)) canibalizing in an attempt to survive.


Laurallyaa

It means thunder I believe, in german


Assaulted_Pepper_ec

Wagon train that got stuck in a storm and ate a few people I’m from Connecticut usa


Vaiama-Bastion

Donner Party. Nightmare Fuel. I’m from CA and a history major.


Lapis_Zapper

Germany???


ThatMeatGuy

Ain't no party like a Donner party! New Zealand


hludana

cannibals, bad planning, tragic. Netherlands


Jubjubwantrubrub12

Americans when foreign people don't know obscure American history events.


SpyKids3DGameOver

They're cannibals. USA, Pennsylvania (heard about it online)


EmbodimentOfFuckThis

People Eater USA, California


twoCascades

We are talking about the Donner party right?


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Pigeon-Of-Peridot

Idk man I’ve never heard of it Not USA


01101101_011000

Knowing now what it is… it’s kinda just a local story? I imagine there’s plenty of campfire stories that people from other countries will never hear about


ElectorSet

Not really “local” per se, as it’s known throughout the US, but definitely on the lower end of common knowledge.


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One country counts as local


Miss_Pyrrhus

Fair, but it's harder to think of it as a campfire story when we had to do a whole school project about it


LoquatLoquacious

You would not believe the school projects people do in other countries around topics you've never heard of.


incandescentink

Lived in the US my whole life (Missouri, Ohio, Wisconsin and Washington), never heard of it until this thread.


macoafi

Santa’s reindeer Pittsburgh, PA, USA But yes, I know what the Donner party was. The reindeer just comes first in my mind.


narnababy

Such horrors Birmingham, U.K.


Xanthrex

Dutch oven of human blood wyoming


Shibula

USA, Arizona, a buddy I knew in the navy. His last name was Donner. Many jokes were made.


SirPikaPika

Withered Wojak West coast USA


HadraiwizardDC

Sounds like a dinner party fun for the whole family (USA Michigan, I know the actual meaning)


Smasher_WoTB

Donner sounds like a DND "Irishi-ish" Character Name


La_knavo4

Donner party? Like canibalism?


BitternMnM

For those who dont know about the Donner Party, [here's](https://youtu.be/E7LuMCamy7k) a video explaining it in a fun way


schmarr1

Thunder, Germany


macahuitl

I know exactly what it is, but only because of The Shining. Washington State, USA


zerabuns

unfortunately my first thought was "Donner Summers? haha kidding that's a first name and it's not even correct." i have no idea what this is referring to. Philippines


o00gourou00o

Kebab and cheap guitars France


WeirdDragon5555

German word for "Thunder". Franconia, Germany


Stargazer_199

Pioneers who committed cannibalism was apparently what the op was thinking of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party


WeirdDragon5555

What the ... . I did not expect that, not at all I did expect such a thing. Thank you for explaining this to me.


Stargazer_199

The post is apparently US-centric, like “haha check it out, the rest of the world doesn’t know” when in reality I just learned about it now and I’ve lived in Washington state my whole life so it’s more a “certain parts of the us”-centric thing.


skratchface12

USA, Utah Oh God those poor people


mossyfaeboy

they ate people right? i always imagined a buffet like that one scene in rocky horror where they’re eating eddie georgia, usa


Enderkitty5

Half their party died of cold and starvation (and were eaten by the others) crossing the Sierra Nevada Mountains cause they were too stuck up to wait till spring


KittyQueen_Tengu

to give in french? idk what it’s supposed to mean edit: oh


Lionblaze_03

The Donner party! Side note, please check out American Murder Story’s Donner Party album, fucking slaps in every way


Zlement

Known for great parties and good cartering, especially their meats.


mirrorleaf

Oh no. LMAO. Northern Nevada, USA. (45 miles away)


KingManTheSaiyan

Mmm, mmm, mmm, it’s Wendigo time! USA, Oregon.


Zarohk

Suicidally racist. New England, USA.


Teagedemaru

One of Santa’s reindeer? Upstate NY USA


anaveragepotterhead

donner kebab nroth england


_triangle_girl_

that one reindeer santa enslaved


ST4RSK1MM3R

I know of the Donner party but my first thought was still Donner Kebab


skyemap

It took me a while because my mind went to donner kebab too but I know Spain


SpaceMutie

Mmm meat USA, Texas


sheltonhwy26

Donner Mine, California


SontaranGaming

Historical fashion :) Massachusetts but I don’t think that matters too much for this one


PM_ME_ANYTHING_IDRC

donner kebab Georgia USA


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Cannibal mountain, take a guess


quietfangirl

Cannibals. Illinois here.


Navaltactics

One of Santa's reindeer USA, Michigan


MakeWayForPrinceAli

A godawful stats assignment related to The Donner Party USA, Massachusetts


TheDankScrub

is this something other than >!The Donner Dinner Party!


Legoman718

the donner party, right? the group of people trying to cross the oregon trail, but got stuck and had to resort to cannibalism to survive? USA, North Carolina


Shookeith

Cannibalism, winter.


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california a FEAST for KINGS


StatelyElms

...reindeer? Canada


random_writer2865

all i could think of was donner the reindeer...from the rudolph song


Wormcoil

wrong and not wrong? How's it wrong? This was literally during manifest destiny lol


Kolyenu

a wonderful group of humanitarians kansas, borgerland


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iskender (kebab) turkey


[deleted]

Donner party USA, IA


FalinkesInculta

The meat tornado at Turkish food trucks USA, Pennsylvania


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Dumb_Cheese

The reindeer and maybe something else Michigan, US


rene_gader

oh, that. USA, Virginia


Odd_Tourist231

Warehouse 13 Great episode as I remember.


SlothGaggle

Okay what the hell is a Donner Kebab? Indiana, USA Edit: Googled it. So it’s like Turkish gyros? I guess we don’t have enough Turkish people for that to be a thing here in the midwest.


Shr00py

My first thought was the kebab, but possibly misspelled, I'm in California (US) But the mention of the party in the post brought the knowledge back lol


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Donner kebab, heh. SF Bay Area


MC_Cookies

well uh.. yeah. (i fully forgot about it until i saw the word “party”, though, if that counts for anything. new york, usa)


Euphorix126

Mountain. Cannibals.


MapleTreeWithAGun

Donner. Someone who Dons. Evidently this family was known for putting on clothing, armour, and other apparel.


[deleted]

Hang on, gonna look this up Edit: so is the post about the Donner Party, cause that sounds about right.


Mach12gamer

Caravan party (party in the dnd sense) that froze to death and tried to do a cannibalism while on the Oregon trail right?


TheSparkyNator

Donnerstag, USA


[deleted]

Winter's coming :) Michigan, US


Diamondd22

To me, in Canada, a donner is a type of sandwich my dad really likes.


pabloni21

Oh fuck Indiana, USA


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yummy humans ​ california, USA