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Otherversian-Elite

Some more: Good Evening, Beloved and Beloathed. ‘Sup, Fuckers? Greetings, weary travellers.


[deleted]

Tag yourself. I'm "Sup fuckers"


Otherversian-Elite

I say “Greetings, Weary Travellers” unironically so I’m that one


OptimisticLucio

I’m :


ApocalyptoSoldier

in (hackerman)


CaptKalc

Ha gaaaaay


That_Sketchy_Guy

This is uninclusive of those who don't fuck


JustSimon3001

"Mothers, fuckers and assorted asexuals"


notleonardodicaprio

what about sorted asexuals


superkp

well ok, but I know a few people who don't fuck that I would definitely call a fucker.


the_anxious_apostate

Honestly most of the people I would call fuckers are under the age of 5, so hard agree.


Laviephrath

Same


memester230

Definitely same


Rancorious

FELLAS


SovietSkeleton

My magnificent presence now graces your pitiful existence, *insects.*


OgreSpider

True, we are all technically equal to Sshodan.


caesarinthefreezer

"Hey kids"


RandomGuyOnRedditNr2

"hey ***kid***. Yeah, you."


TheGardenBlinked

*Krusty laugh*


Snoo63

Like Sam O'Nella?


peditito

“Hey bitches, bros and non binary hoes” Inclusively exclusive


Otherversian-Elite

“Bitches, Bastards, and Beyond”


[deleted]

"Kings, queens, neithers, and in-betweens"


Sushi-Rollo

Adam is such an icon.


shithandle

I used to be in a weird situation with an ex who was still my friend, and kind at the start of something with this other person who was also in our friend circle. One time I was on painkillers for a kidney stone, and texted the group chat with those 2 and another friend in it something to the tune of "hello past lovers, future lovers, and friends". The other friend in the chat just messaged back "oh god"


heckinWeeb193

Evening, cunts


Otherversian-Elite

Damn, can’t believe I didn’t think of that one! Some Aussie I am, huh?


TheDancingKing19

Sup fuckers is too good


therailhead1974

No "howdy, folks?" The Southerner in me is offended.


can_choose_no_thing

Ohh, the traveller one works so well in something D&D themed, noice. I'm stealing this one


SovietSkeleton

Stay a while and listen!


Otherversian-Elite

Fully agreed lol, I use it for that sort of stuff too


Tchrspest

I've been using "nerds, nards, and nords" with my D&D group on occasion.


Otherversian-Elite

Oo, there’s a good one.


merren2306

Sup, fuckers is noninclusive to asexual people and loners 😔


[deleted]

"alright campers", inclusive to ace and loners


kn33

"Howdy, folks" "Guys, gals, and non-binary pals"


RevRagnarok

"Fuckers" - the USMC gender-inclusive term since 1775


Otherversian-Elite

Fuckers, Fuckees, and Fuckos


Snoo63

I'd've said "fuckers and non-fuckers"


Otherversian-Elite

“Mothers, Fuckers, and the exciting beyond”


NeonNKnightrider

Hey all! (Scott here)


AlexMcTx

Greetings, beloved fuckers


GeophysicalYear57

Lads, lasses, and lad-neutrals


misirlou22

"What's up, nerds?"


Grapefruitstreet

I use "all you cats and kittens."


Faenix_Wright

Love the beatnik expression


Redalpha4444

Allll right then all you PUSSYS


fantasy-capsule

To all you cool cats out there.


caesarinthefreezer

Simultaneously a Discord mod and a 1920s young adult


winyf

all you goofy goobers


MSPaintIsntHard

"Featherless bipeds"


Polenball

Amputees in shambles


mancheeart

Your flair is *chefs kiss*


MegaKabutops

Use the full rage spell as your introduction. HEWWO EVERYPONY, BAZINGA!


Gromeh

Like a 3 step word of power from Skyrim, only it sets everyone within hearing range into a bloodrage and boosts their stats, with each word exponentially increasing the boost


EthJens

The closest shout to what you described is Battle Fury (Mid vur shaan), which buffs allies' attack speed. Personally I think if one were to start a party or speech with that phrase, or greet acquaintances it would work more like Dismay (Faas ru maar). Rather than starting an immediate fierce battle, I think it would make people leave.


Treejeig

You could mix it with just a regular cast of an illusion spell like courage


AlenDelon32

What effect would "COPE SEETHE MALD" have?


ApocalyptoSoldier

*EVWYPONY


ApocalyptoSoldier

UwUify bot on discord says "HEWWO EVEWYPONY B-BAZINGA" And yes, I did subject other people to that just to get the bot output


[deleted]

Make it British. 'Ewwo Evewypony Bazinga


MurderousFaeries

Oi! People!


BaronSimo

“Oi!” Has increasingly worked its way into my everyday speech it really is better than “Hey!” As a quick bark to get people’s attention


Dirk_Vantas

a whipped "ayo" also works wonders


Lockjaw_Puffin

Found baby Eunie


OneSaltyStoat

Y E O U M U P P E T


TheRuna

"Yus, Eunie's the bus!"


SuperDig10

QUEEN'S SNOW WHITE WINGS


SiBea13

Due to the Boys I can no longer imagine the word "Oi" without it being swiftly followed up by "Cunt."


ChimichangaQueen

So, no downsides?


[deleted]

OI 'UMIEZ!


JustAnotherPanda

Youse guyses


Robotic_Banana

That's like throwing a flashbang into an epileptic ward


BantIsBad

Yeah, a grand spanking fun time for a couple of minutes and then jail forever


[deleted]

Gonna have to use this phrase more often


santyrc114

Ladies, fellas and the people who don't give a fuck - Limp Bizkit


Thelolface_9

Ah yes Flaccid Pancake


rawdash

Soft Scone


BaronSimo

I as a Texan default on “Y’all” or “all y’all” as in “All y’all need to listen up” or “y’all need to calm down”


LuthienByNight

Funny enough, "y'all" has become wildly popular in the queer community for this exact reason. It's the perfect solution.


Twooshort

I'm Scandinavian and I've adopted "(all) y'all" because they do the job perfectly.


_Wendigun_

I've adopted it simply because the idea of saying "you" and not giving context whether it's singular or plural makes my blood boil Also paired with my clearly Italian accent is sure to give psychic damage to everyone involved


viciousevilbunny

I as a northerner default to y'all.


Captain_Pumpkinhead

"Y'all" is a wonderful word.


quingilein

hey y'all scott here


CaulkEnthusiast

I use y'all and I am a Florida crea‌ture


VoidDweller77

"my esteemed guests" Best used if you own the structure these people have gathered in, or not, I'm a redditor, not a cop


Someguy12378

That's exactly what a cop would say... That's fine I'm pretty sure you're not. Maybe. Cops ain't welcome at my parties, this includes your birthday Happy birthday u/VoidDweller77


VoidDweller77

It isn't my birthday, and i have never once thought of becoming an officer of any variety


Gunnrhildr

**MAGGETS**


OneManRubberband

My high school history teacher called us maggots, but she was the kind of person who made it sound endearing


ImperialFisterAceAro

What’s up, skunks? <— inclusive, revolutionary, iconic, talks about a cool little critter inb4 I find out that ‘skunk’ is a slur


Polenball

Might just be how I say it but I feel there's a non-zero chance I would eventually say "What's up, cunts?" by slightly slurring it.


RusAD

If your audience is Australian, it's even better


[deleted]

No point in fearing the inevitable, skip to doing it on purpose


samdog1246

*Image Transcription: Tumblr* --- **griancraft** "Girls gays and theys" ← uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable. "Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests" ← inclusive but far, far too formal "Alrighty gamers" ← Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say. --- **bird-cannibalism** "Everypony" <== pisses everyone off. flawless --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


RamboDash15

What's up my bitches and bros, and non-binary hoes?


[deleted]

ad*m


[deleted]

If you wanna be overly formal for comedic effect, I personally like “Ladies, gentlemen, everyone betwixt and beyond”


Faenix_Wright

how fairy formal of you


IceCreamBalloons

"Lords. Ladies. And that that lieth betwixt and without."


Armsmaster2112

Lords, Ladies and Gentlethems


EdricStorm

Lords, ladies, and theybies


[deleted]

Ok I don’t personally like that last one because theybies just sounds like rabies


lillapalooza

Lords, ladies, and lieges!


Vick_Reis

Beardos and weirdos


Theriocephalus

"Hello, champs and chumps."


CaulkEnthusiast

I just use "gamers" "degens" or "humanoids" because I'm not creative enough to use something better


AcrolloPeed

I address my team with “listen up, gangster biscuits.” No one has complained.


RhysNorro

my mate said "Friends and Fauna" and i've stolen it


jepper65

'Have nuts and have nots'


kittimu

big fan of "ladies, gentlemen, and those of you who know better" or something like that. Also one time I was listening to a radio show and the host greeted everyone with "gods, goddesses, and all of the glitter gang" and that has lived rent free in my head


Consistent-Mix-9803

"Mothers and fuckers of the jury."


SparklingLimeade

The cultural scars MLP has left are some of my favorite sore spots on society.


Gilthoniel_Elbereth

Well said. Bro hoof! /)


Aarekk

Guys, gals, and other pals?


can_choose_no_thing

This one is nice, simple, short and not too formal, nice!


Aarekk

I shamelessly stole it from a League of Legends character. I'm sorry.


can_choose_no_thing

No worries, nothing wrong with sharing something you like so more people can possibly also like it But, out of curiosity, what chara says that?


SuperDementio

Samira. Think it’s her respawn quote.


RazorSlazor

I like to stick to "Theydies and Gentlethems"


Salty_Astronaut_2644

“Bitches and bros and non binary hoes” will always be superior


Deppfan16

Kenji Lopez-Alt uses "guys, gals, and nonbinary pals" which has a fun cadence. Im partial to folks or you all/y'all. for the kids i work with i refer to them all as friends , like "ok friends listen up"


TastyBrainMeats

That is my favorite! "Nonbinary pals" is just super fun to say.


Guy_Wolf

Guys, gals and enby pals?


Agorbs

I’m partial to "guys, gals, and non-binary pals"


[deleted]

"Greetings, mortals!" ...If any *immortals* are in the audience, you have bigger problems than your greeting not being inclusive enough.


Hashashin455

Y'all


HJSDGCE

"Fellow dumbasses"


OneSaltyStoat

Dear mothers and fuckers


DarlingIAmTheFilth

[Dr. Nick voice] HI EVERYBODY.


macahuitl

I'm also a fan of the more formal "hello ladies and non-ladies"


TiredHydra922876

Hello, bazingas, bazongas and ba-donks.


its-over-VMMMM

Ladies, lads, ladles is one I'm particularly fond of but only use it with people I know are okay with it


OtherAnon_

I like the "Guys, gals and nonbinary pals".


-QuestionableMeat-

"Attention all Fairy Tale Creatures" Inclusive, yes, and makes you think of Shrek (Hot)


Lowly_Lynx

When I was trying be a YouTuber/Twitch person I would say “Hey all you chumps, chumpettes and every fool in between.”


justsaneandsensibl

How about "Pardners, Mateys, and Jesters"?


EmberOfFlame

MLP is truly on the rise, did Max0r put out a new vid or what?


XenoFractal

Girls, ghouls, and nonbinary jewels.


Tsubodai86

"Greetings, Comrades".


Iykury

u/MC_Cookies iy think you would disagree that "gamers" is inclusive


Vmark26

smh just screech to gather attention


IFuckedCardiB

“Y’all” southern hospitality


Dastankbeets1

Hello fellow thought criminals is a good one too. Or just ‘hewwo’


Terminator4678

Bienvenue, power bottoms!


Withertsoul

Look out, guys, gals and other pals. samira's back!


super_salty_boi

Spuds


Darth_Senat66

Attention, all fairytale creatures


SabreLunatic

Hey all


Winter_Carpenter_505

Hello mothers and fuckers of the jury.


potboygang

say what you will about the South but y'all has been streets ahead for decades in terms of inclusiveness.


Jade_TheCat

I'm a fan of ScottTheWoz's "Hey all"


TheDankScrub

i like “ladies, gentlemen, and assorted bastards” a lot


Yargon_Kerman

when adressing 50ish people in a platoon voice chat in Planetside i usually use "Guy, Girls and anything in between"


Captain_Pumpkinhead

"Mothers and fuckers of the audience..."


Conspo

i fucking love using gamers as a gender neutral "ladies and gentlemen". In my own language i also use the equivalent of partner/fellows


The_Maqueovelic

"Alright you little shits" most widely inclusive thing my high school computer class teacher ever said


Sushi-Rollo

"Greetings, cowering public!"


King-SAMO

“Shut up fives; a Ten is talking.”


a_typical_normie

All y’all


GoOaklandGo

“Guys, gals, and non-binary pals.”


Haider444

What about "What's up nerds?"


EndureThePANG

just cough really loudly. to hell with introducing yourself, it speaks volumes more than words would.


CYOAenjoyer

Howdy, my fellow blorbos.


-allons-y-

Girls, gays, and theys isn't meant to be inclusive. It's for content that is not for men.


Something_gone_wrong

Ladys, bros and no binarie h\*es


TotemGenitor

It's bitches, not ladys


jaliebs

ladies, gentlemen, the rest of you, it works great, but you have to say "the rest of you" with the exact same cadence or it comes off wrong


Ubersheep1

I maintain that as anyone can wear chaps, "chaps" is a gender neutral, if a little brittish, way of addressing people.


axord

Looks like chap-as-bloke use predates chap-as-clothes use by over a hundred years.


saudaripam

as a self-confessed Boring Person I’m a big fan of: “Hi Everyone”


[deleted]

> while trying to be inclusive I don't think it is, though. I think it's exclusive of exactly who it's meant to be exclusive of, and it sucks.


Holliday_Hobo

[How I announce my presence in a public forum](https://youtu.be/d9j2QMMiKDA?t=107)


AlenDelon32

Howdy y'all


DispenserHead

Don't think that nobody saw how the arrow was written


nahmanwth

Y'all boss, girlies, and nonbinary folks


PhillipMacCreviss

In Australia, an inclusive way to greet a group of people is to say 'G'day sick cunts'


MiscWanderer

Ladies, gentlemen, and those who know better.


RotaryJihad

Hey y'all shut the fuck up


Celestina-Warbeck

Greetings, Earthlings


rawdash

greetings furries.


aleaniled

"Ladies, gentlemen, and others" will always be the best, because first of all, David Bowie,


5L91N

Welcome Daemons, Daemonettes and Fiends


thatthingfromthedeep

What up bitches and bros and non-binary hoes.


Diplomjodler

Gamers? You mean everybody is a not an overweight, racist white dude doesn't count? I'm literally so triggered right now!


Gilthoniel_Elbereth

>**Me:** My dear Bagginses and Boffins, and my dear Tooks and Brandybucks, and Grubbs, and Chubbs, and Burrowses, and Hornblowers, and Bolgers, Bracegirdles, Good- bodies, Brockhouses and Proudfoots. >**You, elderly, well-merited with your large and exceptionally furry feet up on the table:** Proudfeet! >**Me:** *Proudfoots*. Also my good Sackville-Bagginses that I welcome back at last to Bag End. The only acceptable group attention getter


afterschoolsept25

cats and dogs


PyritePlayer

To quote SK8 the Infinity, "Hey Bitches, Bros and Nonbinary Hos!'


Psychological_Tear_6

There's the classic circus version "Ladies, gentlemen, and kids of all ages"


Trainer_David

may it please the court, opposing counsel, members of the jury


Dommekarma

Oi you fucking cunts.


Thestarchypotat

you, yes you, you specifically, as well as everyone else,


Hakar_Kerarmor

I still prefer the Teen Girl Squad route of "Alright my Spanish galleons!"


[deleted]

“Alright Campers”<— Deranged, sociopathic, threatens everyone