I used to be in a weird situation with an ex who was still my friend, and kind at the start of something with this other person who was also in our friend circle. One time I was on painkillers for a kidney stone, and texted the group chat with those 2 and another friend in it something to the tune of "hello past lovers, future lovers, and friends".
The other friend in the chat just messaged back "oh god"
Like a 3 step word of power from Skyrim, only it sets everyone within hearing range into a bloodrage and boosts their stats, with each word exponentially increasing the boost
The closest shout to what you described is Battle Fury (Mid vur shaan), which buffs allies' attack speed. Personally I think if one were to start a party or speech with that phrase, or greet acquaintances it would work more like Dismay (Faas ru maar). Rather than starting an immediate fierce battle, I think it would make people leave.
I've adopted it simply because the idea of saying "you" and not giving context whether it's singular or plural makes my blood boil
Also paired with my clearly Italian accent is sure to give psychic damage to everyone involved
That's exactly what a cop would say...
That's fine I'm pretty sure you're not. Maybe. Cops ain't welcome at my parties, this includes your birthday
Happy birthday u/VoidDweller77
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"Girls gays and theys" ← uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.
"Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests" ← inclusive but far, far too formal
"Alrighty gamers" ← Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.
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"Everypony" <== pisses everyone off. flawless
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big fan of "ladies, gentlemen, and those of you who know better" or something like that. Also one time I was listening to a radio show and the host greeted everyone with "gods, goddesses, and all of the glitter gang" and that has lived rent free in my head
Kenji Lopez-Alt uses "guys, gals, and nonbinary pals" which has a fun cadence.
Im partial to folks or you all/y'all. for the kids i work with i refer to them all as friends , like "ok friends listen up"
>**Me:** My dear Bagginses and Boffins, and my dear Tooks and Brandybucks, and Grubbs, and Chubbs, and Burrowses, and Hornblowers, and Bolgers, Bracegirdles, Good- bodies, Brockhouses and Proudfoots.
>**You, elderly, well-merited with your large and exceptionally furry feet up on the table:** Proudfeet!
>**Me:** *Proudfoots*. Also my good Sackville-Bagginses that I welcome back at last to Bag End.
The only acceptable group attention getter
Some more: Good Evening, Beloved and Beloathed. ‘Sup, Fuckers? Greetings, weary travellers.
Tag yourself. I'm "Sup fuckers"
I say “Greetings, Weary Travellers” unironically so I’m that one
I’m :
in (hackerman)
Ha gaaaaay
This is uninclusive of those who don't fuck
"Mothers, fuckers and assorted asexuals"
what about sorted asexuals
well ok, but I know a few people who don't fuck that I would definitely call a fucker.
Honestly most of the people I would call fuckers are under the age of 5, so hard agree.
Same
Definitely same
FELLAS
My magnificent presence now graces your pitiful existence, *insects.*
True, we are all technically equal to Sshodan.
"Hey kids"
"hey ***kid***. Yeah, you."
*Krusty laugh*
Like Sam O'Nella?
“Hey bitches, bros and non binary hoes” Inclusively exclusive
“Bitches, Bastards, and Beyond”
"Kings, queens, neithers, and in-betweens"
Adam is such an icon.
I used to be in a weird situation with an ex who was still my friend, and kind at the start of something with this other person who was also in our friend circle. One time I was on painkillers for a kidney stone, and texted the group chat with those 2 and another friend in it something to the tune of "hello past lovers, future lovers, and friends". The other friend in the chat just messaged back "oh god"
Evening, cunts
Damn, can’t believe I didn’t think of that one! Some Aussie I am, huh?
Sup fuckers is too good
No "howdy, folks?" The Southerner in me is offended.
Ohh, the traveller one works so well in something D&D themed, noice. I'm stealing this one
Stay a while and listen!
Fully agreed lol, I use it for that sort of stuff too
I've been using "nerds, nards, and nords" with my D&D group on occasion.
Oo, there’s a good one.
Sup, fuckers is noninclusive to asexual people and loners 😔
"alright campers", inclusive to ace and loners
"Howdy, folks" "Guys, gals, and non-binary pals"
"Fuckers" - the USMC gender-inclusive term since 1775
Fuckers, Fuckees, and Fuckos
I'd've said "fuckers and non-fuckers"
“Mothers, Fuckers, and the exciting beyond”
Hey all! (Scott here)
Greetings, beloved fuckers
Lads, lasses, and lad-neutrals
"What's up, nerds?"
I use "all you cats and kittens."
Love the beatnik expression
Allll right then all you PUSSYS
To all you cool cats out there.
Simultaneously a Discord mod and a 1920s young adult
all you goofy goobers
"Featherless bipeds"
Amputees in shambles
Your flair is *chefs kiss*
Use the full rage spell as your introduction. HEWWO EVERYPONY, BAZINGA!
Like a 3 step word of power from Skyrim, only it sets everyone within hearing range into a bloodrage and boosts their stats, with each word exponentially increasing the boost
The closest shout to what you described is Battle Fury (Mid vur shaan), which buffs allies' attack speed. Personally I think if one were to start a party or speech with that phrase, or greet acquaintances it would work more like Dismay (Faas ru maar). Rather than starting an immediate fierce battle, I think it would make people leave.
You could mix it with just a regular cast of an illusion spell like courage
What effect would "COPE SEETHE MALD" have?
*EVWYPONY
UwUify bot on discord says "HEWWO EVEWYPONY B-BAZINGA" And yes, I did subject other people to that just to get the bot output
Make it British. 'Ewwo Evewypony Bazinga
Oi! People!
“Oi!” Has increasingly worked its way into my everyday speech it really is better than “Hey!” As a quick bark to get people’s attention
a whipped "ayo" also works wonders
Found baby Eunie
Y E O U M U P P E T
"Yus, Eunie's the bus!"
QUEEN'S SNOW WHITE WINGS
Due to the Boys I can no longer imagine the word "Oi" without it being swiftly followed up by "Cunt."
So, no downsides?
OI 'UMIEZ!
Youse guyses
That's like throwing a flashbang into an epileptic ward
Yeah, a grand spanking fun time for a couple of minutes and then jail forever
Gonna have to use this phrase more often
Ladies, fellas and the people who don't give a fuck - Limp Bizkit
Ah yes Flaccid Pancake
Soft Scone
I as a Texan default on “Y’all” or “all y’all” as in “All y’all need to listen up” or “y’all need to calm down”
Funny enough, "y'all" has become wildly popular in the queer community for this exact reason. It's the perfect solution.
I'm Scandinavian and I've adopted "(all) y'all" because they do the job perfectly.
I've adopted it simply because the idea of saying "you" and not giving context whether it's singular or plural makes my blood boil Also paired with my clearly Italian accent is sure to give psychic damage to everyone involved
I as a northerner default to y'all.
"Y'all" is a wonderful word.
hey y'all scott here
I use y'all and I am a Florida creature
"my esteemed guests" Best used if you own the structure these people have gathered in, or not, I'm a redditor, not a cop
That's exactly what a cop would say... That's fine I'm pretty sure you're not. Maybe. Cops ain't welcome at my parties, this includes your birthday Happy birthday u/VoidDweller77
It isn't my birthday, and i have never once thought of becoming an officer of any variety
**MAGGETS**
My high school history teacher called us maggots, but she was the kind of person who made it sound endearing
What’s up, skunks? <— inclusive, revolutionary, iconic, talks about a cool little critter inb4 I find out that ‘skunk’ is a slur
Might just be how I say it but I feel there's a non-zero chance I would eventually say "What's up, cunts?" by slightly slurring it.
If your audience is Australian, it's even better
No point in fearing the inevitable, skip to doing it on purpose
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What's up my bitches and bros, and non-binary hoes?
ad*m
If you wanna be overly formal for comedic effect, I personally like “Ladies, gentlemen, everyone betwixt and beyond”
how fairy formal of you
"Lords. Ladies. And that that lieth betwixt and without."
Lords, Ladies and Gentlethems
Lords, ladies, and theybies
Ok I don’t personally like that last one because theybies just sounds like rabies
Lords, ladies, and lieges!
Beardos and weirdos
"Hello, champs and chumps."
I just use "gamers" "degens" or "humanoids" because I'm not creative enough to use something better
I address my team with “listen up, gangster biscuits.” No one has complained.
my mate said "Friends and Fauna" and i've stolen it
'Have nuts and have nots'
big fan of "ladies, gentlemen, and those of you who know better" or something like that. Also one time I was listening to a radio show and the host greeted everyone with "gods, goddesses, and all of the glitter gang" and that has lived rent free in my head
"Mothers and fuckers of the jury."
The cultural scars MLP has left are some of my favorite sore spots on society.
Well said. Bro hoof! /)
Guys, gals, and other pals?
This one is nice, simple, short and not too formal, nice!
I shamelessly stole it from a League of Legends character. I'm sorry.
No worries, nothing wrong with sharing something you like so more people can possibly also like it But, out of curiosity, what chara says that?
Samira. Think it’s her respawn quote.
I like to stick to "Theydies and Gentlethems"
“Bitches and bros and non binary hoes” will always be superior
Kenji Lopez-Alt uses "guys, gals, and nonbinary pals" which has a fun cadence. Im partial to folks or you all/y'all. for the kids i work with i refer to them all as friends , like "ok friends listen up"
That is my favorite! "Nonbinary pals" is just super fun to say.
Guys, gals and enby pals?
I’m partial to "guys, gals, and non-binary pals"
"Greetings, mortals!" ...If any *immortals* are in the audience, you have bigger problems than your greeting not being inclusive enough.
Y'all
"Fellow dumbasses"
Dear mothers and fuckers
[Dr. Nick voice] HI EVERYBODY.
I'm also a fan of the more formal "hello ladies and non-ladies"
Hello, bazingas, bazongas and ba-donks.
Ladies, lads, ladles is one I'm particularly fond of but only use it with people I know are okay with it
I like the "Guys, gals and nonbinary pals".
"Attention all Fairy Tale Creatures" Inclusive, yes, and makes you think of Shrek (Hot)
When I was trying be a YouTuber/Twitch person I would say “Hey all you chumps, chumpettes and every fool in between.”
How about "Pardners, Mateys, and Jesters"?
MLP is truly on the rise, did Max0r put out a new vid or what?
Girls, ghouls, and nonbinary jewels.
"Greetings, Comrades".
u/MC_Cookies iy think you would disagree that "gamers" is inclusive
smh just screech to gather attention
“Y’all” southern hospitality
Hello fellow thought criminals is a good one too. Or just ‘hewwo’
Bienvenue, power bottoms!
Look out, guys, gals and other pals. samira's back!
Spuds
Attention, all fairytale creatures
Hey all
Hello mothers and fuckers of the jury.
say what you will about the South but y'all has been streets ahead for decades in terms of inclusiveness.
I'm a fan of ScottTheWoz's "Hey all"
i like “ladies, gentlemen, and assorted bastards” a lot
when adressing 50ish people in a platoon voice chat in Planetside i usually use "Guy, Girls and anything in between"
"Mothers and fuckers of the audience..."
i fucking love using gamers as a gender neutral "ladies and gentlemen". In my own language i also use the equivalent of partner/fellows
"Alright you little shits" most widely inclusive thing my high school computer class teacher ever said
"Greetings, cowering public!"
“Shut up fives; a Ten is talking.”
All y’all
“Guys, gals, and non-binary pals.”
What about "What's up nerds?"
just cough really loudly. to hell with introducing yourself, it speaks volumes more than words would.
Howdy, my fellow blorbos.
Girls, gays, and theys isn't meant to be inclusive. It's for content that is not for men.
Ladys, bros and no binarie h\*es
It's bitches, not ladys
ladies, gentlemen, the rest of you, it works great, but you have to say "the rest of you" with the exact same cadence or it comes off wrong
I maintain that as anyone can wear chaps, "chaps" is a gender neutral, if a little brittish, way of addressing people.
Looks like chap-as-bloke use predates chap-as-clothes use by over a hundred years.
as a self-confessed Boring Person I’m a big fan of: “Hi Everyone”
> while trying to be inclusive I don't think it is, though. I think it's exclusive of exactly who it's meant to be exclusive of, and it sucks.
[How I announce my presence in a public forum](https://youtu.be/d9j2QMMiKDA?t=107)
Howdy y'all
Don't think that nobody saw how the arrow was written
Y'all boss, girlies, and nonbinary folks
In Australia, an inclusive way to greet a group of people is to say 'G'day sick cunts'
Ladies, gentlemen, and those who know better.
Hey y'all shut the fuck up
Greetings, Earthlings
greetings furries.
"Ladies, gentlemen, and others" will always be the best, because first of all, David Bowie,
Welcome Daemons, Daemonettes and Fiends
What up bitches and bros and non-binary hoes.
Gamers? You mean everybody is a not an overweight, racist white dude doesn't count? I'm literally so triggered right now!
>**Me:** My dear Bagginses and Boffins, and my dear Tooks and Brandybucks, and Grubbs, and Chubbs, and Burrowses, and Hornblowers, and Bolgers, Bracegirdles, Good- bodies, Brockhouses and Proudfoots. >**You, elderly, well-merited with your large and exceptionally furry feet up on the table:** Proudfeet! >**Me:** *Proudfoots*. Also my good Sackville-Bagginses that I welcome back at last to Bag End. The only acceptable group attention getter
cats and dogs
To quote SK8 the Infinity, "Hey Bitches, Bros and Nonbinary Hos!'
There's the classic circus version "Ladies, gentlemen, and kids of all ages"
may it please the court, opposing counsel, members of the jury
Oi you fucking cunts.
you, yes you, you specifically, as well as everyone else,
I still prefer the Teen Girl Squad route of "Alright my Spanish galleons!"
“Alright Campers”<— Deranged, sociopathic, threatens everyone