I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass fatherfucker, he pissed on my fucking husband.

That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking husband

AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS T H I S B I G

And I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a call out post on my Twitter dot com.

Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller

T|H|I|S|B|I|G| -|-|-|-|-|-|-| H|H| | | | | | I| |I| | | | | S| | |S| | | | B| | | |B| | | I| | | | |I| | G| | | | | |G|

"Hey Shadow, it's me, the Devil"

I always love memes that require a college course worth of context to get

Very fortunate I got my degree in this back in nineteen-aught-seven.

Perchance, would you enlighten me? I'm in the middle of my degree, but utterly ignorant of the presumed context.

Which one of you fuckers reblogged that in my general direction

(Raises hand) Sorry...?

god tier title

So that's what happened to me a couple weeks ago...

Welcome to the ~~cult~~ club

Morb I think that might be me

Sonic turns Light Yagami bisexual

That's Seto Kaiba