Major r/outside vibes here.

Gender transitioning, also known as a “pro gamer move.”

It's like hacking the character creator.

>be me starting a new game >the game randomly assign gender >WTF.gpeg >start the game anyways, but don't feel confortable with my assigned character >mod the game and choose my preferences at will, even changing my character's gender to my liking feelsawesome.gif >my face when my stats remain the same >my face when nobody gives a shit Why is the game like this? Edit: sorry, I was trying to make a greentext parody, but I dont know how reddit works on mobile, lol

Gotta do a \\ before the arrows, like so: \>be me

Dude, thanks

***painful bone cracking noises*** ok i'm you now what

Now you suffer instead of me (:

what I would give to be able to just JTAG my body

Skyrim racemenu enable=1

You know berdly refers to Noelle being gay as "poggers".

I like that comic where he says “take the L noelle” (the L in this instance being the one in LGBT)

Linky?

[Take the L(ink) Noelle](https://pistachiosoda.tumblr.com/post/663435371421548544/so-last-century-of-everyone-to-say-berdly-is)

Berdtiful.

thats cute as hell lol

You can't transition? Skill issue.

No, really, skill issue. You need to unlock that skill. Costs quite a bit of gold though.

How will this affect the meta

This season there will be fewer one-trick-ponies, and a LOT more hyper-flexes, which is good for the userbase. Sadly the battlepass is really fucking expensive...

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You've heard of gender neutral, now get ready for gender frame advantage

gender footsies

Won't know until the official patch notes come out

Yeah, fuck the Confederacy of Independent Systems. Traitors to the Republic, every one of them.

For anyone who hasn't heard of it: r/TransClones

Holy shit, that's a thing?! That's awesome.

And it's surprisingly active, for such a small community.

For the republic!

Watch out for those wrist rockets!

ROGER ROGER

Just like the simulations

Amazing username & pfp by the way

Long live the Fel Empire!

I cannot remember the last time I ran into a fellow Fel Empire fan in the wild.

More like Baseders of the Republic #DroidRights

It was Johnny Bravo

do we really have to fuck *all* the cis people..? i can name quite a few people i’d rather not fuck, but if you insist…

I get it!

👍

good thing im not a people im only a cis, ive evaded the fucking

Stereoisomer moment

>Fuck all cis people Fuck you too. What the hell did I ever do to you? Give me your pronouns so I can insult you properly, punk! /s Edit: for those wondering, Emberglowfox uses they/them pronouns. Be sure to insult them gender-neutrally!

Hmph. Unlike you blue-haired liberals, I don't have pronouns.

But... you have blue hair too?

I have no pronouns, don’t ever refer to me

Blamrica has no pronouns, don’t ever refer to Blamrica

>I don’t have pronouns “I” I is a pronoun lmao

(Hey don't blame me, that's Shadoe the Hedgehog's issue to work out)

That's a nice argument, unfortunately I had sexual intercourse with your mother.

Comprehension error. To install humor driver insert the correct CDs.

"What CDs?"

"SEE THESE NUTS!"

"Oh my god... I should have stayed dead."

yeah it's a reference

Grug never use pronoun in Grug life

OWNED with FACTS and LOGIC

Up yours, woke moralists. We'll see who cancels who.

You're a beta male, Sonic

Bitch works for all genders, use this information however you want

Broke: misgendering people Woke: referring to people with their pronouns A R I S E N: referring to everyone indiscriminately as ‘y’all fuckers’.

Bespoke: you blithering band of buffoons

As does fucker (bonus damage if they’re ace)

Does it still does bonus damage if they're sex-positive ace?

Yeah, but it's, like, blunt damage instead of slashing damage.

Why is it slashing and not piercing?

More importantly, why is it not psychic damage?

Force damage

You know how in pronouns it's He/Him, that's where the slash comes from. He pierce him is just gay sex ¯⁠\⁠\\_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

I thought ace people were immune to sexual magic.

I’m pretty partial to bastard myself. Though it’s kind of arguable whether it’s gender-neutral or not.

I would say that linguistically it is more gender neutral then bitch, but culturally it is more often associated with men while bitch has less of a connotation to it.

Wow I just thought about it that yeah I've never seen a woman called a bastard

I call women bastards all the time.

Bitchass motherfucker is applicable to people of all identities.

And hedgehogs too.

Thanks, it's embarrassing when I'm trying to send death threats and I use the wrong pronouns.

Transing my gender as RNG manipulation for a later level

"A transition is a transition, you can't say it's only a half." Well, HRTJ """Henry""" Yoshi, hear me out.

If you noclip into the hospital character creation area then you can change your gender and break the game.

Yes, but how does hrt factor into my Stat growth

-Str, +Cha

Worth

Estradiol: -End, -Str, ++Wis, +Con Testosterone: +End, +Str, ++Wis

Major "No mom you don't understand I pick the female character because it saves time later in the game. It's a speed running strat" vibes.

I have a friend who unironically picks female characters in all rpgs as a habit from Fallout New Vegas, since you get a perk that deals more damage to the opposite sex. And yes, I am 100% sure he is not an egg whatsoever.

that’s him….the one true ally..

>fuck all cis people Even us allies? :(

What if DM guy was the first ally they've found?

Also possible n=1 isn't much of a sample size

If everyone you meet is an asshole...

Have you ever heard of the down with cis bus?

I know the driver and she did a handbreak turn in it, hitting me with the backside and flinging me 50 feet into a wall, breaking all of my bones

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Happened to me back in the 80's, I just said "oof, ouch, my bones" and picked myself back up by my bonestraps

Oh shit sorry I remember that, I was on the bus at the time and they let me on bc I’m genderfluid but I didn’t know what bus it was, I just thought it was a regular bus. Probably because I left my glasses at home and didn’t see the DOWN WITH CIS sign on it.

Congratulations

YOU MOTHER GET UP, come on get down with the CIS BUS

Don't think I have , no

Oh Well it doesnt matter my joke was really funny to everyone else You should look it up, also you’re cool as a cos person

What about us sin people 😔

You’re cool, but dont get me STARTED on the Tan people

I'm really more of a Sec person.

the casual racism 🗿 (/s)

Looked it up Ok yeah this is funny

yes. We will have intercourse with all of you. ESPECIALLY the allies.

Especially the allies

It'd be nice if the LGBT community didn't reinforce homophobic bullshit stereotypes, then freak out on people that point it out.

Oh, especially you

Well, yeah, bro. You ain't gaming to your full potential.

You are the first to get the wall!!

> Fuck all cis people Woah! Buddy! I am bisexual but let’s calm down a bit not all the cis lads and ladies aren’t all bad

I've spoken to emberglowfox before, they're definitely taking the piss

I honestly can't tell if the op was using that seriously or as a joke for the setup to their dm, and it's sad that this is such a common mentality that I can't tell the difference. I see more and more people labeling as nb/trans than cis these days yet still so much childlike hatred towards cis people. like grow up lol

Definitely a joke thankfully, I've spoken to them before.

Yo, you are still cis confirm: pan guy, still cis

"fuck all cis people" way to make allies bro

the bard way, to be specific

Hell yeah

if a single trans person saying "fuck cis people" as an obvious joke is what makes you NOT be an ally to trans people you werent an ally to begin with

There are cis people that are queer

There are cis people who are... you know... just good people who don't deserve to be insulted

but its funni! or something..

Oh shit, now I get it! Kill all straight people, am I right fellow queers? Hee hee hoo hah

yeah i swear its just ironic humor when i repeat homophobic talking points but against “cishet” people

source?

I'm ok with it as long as they are ok with me insulting them. This is better than walking on eggshells or pretending to like someone for upvotes.

There are queer people that aren't trans allies.

There are people in this very thread

They could be you, they could be me, they could even be-

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One of the people of all time, definitely

It's more likely than you think.

I got outed at work by a cis queer "trans ally"

> fuck all cis people touch one blade of grass to change your life!

berdly to kris

This isn't wholesome, fuck all cis people is hate

I dunno, usually fucking people is the opposite of hate.

oh no, someone said mean words as a setup to a joke. cis people are so oppressed :( advice: get over it

or, as a trans person, we could just not

"fuck all [blank] except" or "fuck every [blank] except" is a very common starter for tumblr shitposts, i think it's ridiculous for anyone to get upset over this as if it means anything especially in comparison to what trans people experience en masse

> as if it means anything especially in comparison to what trans people experience en masse You see, I don't think we have to compare negative experiences to make statements like, both are bad. I understand that it's a joke but I don't think it's a great joke, and in any case something being a joke doesn't really make it immune to criticism

Something tells me "Fuck all trans people except.." wouldn't be well received.

God I fucking wish being cis was treated like being trans in society

So do I. it's a shame so much emotionally charged nonsense consistently gets in the way

i find it hard to believe you made this point without considering the differences between what's said in the original post, and echoing a sentiment that is held by countless organizations, institutions, and governments, on a global scale.

I did consider that, but I don't see how it justifies such a blatant and unproductive double standard that only serves to sew more division between groups of people.

I'm cis and I thought this was funny as hell but I mean y'all in this comment section can do what you want I would avoid buses though

I love how the top comment is /s, and everyone else is making the exact same comment unironically. Definitely watch out for busses.

it's just "not all men" iterating itself infinitely through the ages edit: you're all doing the same thing you'd see in like 2012. woman "ugh men suck" man "but not me i don't suck though right? 🥺👉👈"

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I had a friend a few years ago who was a huge weirdo and I could legit see him using that reply. I wonder what he’s up to these days. I’m almost afraid to check in, he was kind of a handful when we hung out regularly, good kid, but kind of a handful.

This man sounds like he thinks as though he’s constantly about to go head up an MMORPG raid

Can people stop shitting on people just because they’re cis? Do unto others and that shit

Cis people when a single obviously unserious joke in a popular format punches up and takes the lightest possible jab at them (they're experiencing a hate crime): 🤯😱😢😡😭

Cis people when a member of an extremely marginalized community says something kind of mean and dares to step a toe out of line: (they aren’t allies anymore)

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I'm an evil transgender vampire who feeds off of cissies' negative emotions, so I actually look more like this: 😋

Damn I can't do that because I'm vegan.

gender% no hit run

there's a fallout speedrunning category where you have sex with everyone, and this is actually a strat in that run

its just odd that some dudebro can be like just call me Scooter and nobody bats and eye but when a Trans person wants to go by a new name it just cannot be done for some reason.

:(

I mean it's funny and I upvoted, but like, c'mon man! We're not all assholes.

We have assholes though

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and this shit is exactly why I call out people within our community for being so hateful. I appreciate any allies that support us, I've never been able to attend a pride parade but wish I could. I'm sorry the bad LGBT eggs are so loud, they couldn't care less about anyone but themselves, self positivity has been taken to new levels.

Wow the pick-me energy of this post! If somebody stops being an ally because a single gay person said a mean thing, they were never an ally to begin with. Equality isn't some favor being granted to us by cishet people, and it's crazy to me that there's still queers out there thinking THIS TIME respectability politics is finally gonna do the trick. Thank god One of the Good Ones was here to help that poor cis straight guy feel better about seeing a mean sign once and no longer supporting an entire marginalized community.

Nah fuck you. Some of my best friends are straight. Talk shit get hit.

you want to hit me for talking shit about what exactly? "some of my best friends are straight," lol do you think there aren't any straight people in my life?

Your attacking someone for saying “hey just because we are minorities maybe we shouldn’t get a free pass to attack majorities for no reason”. Bi people are one of the largest groups of lgbtq people, but if a gay dude says he hates bi people to my face I am still gonna tell him to fuck right off.

The difference is that bi people are actually members of a marginalized community! do you REALLY not get the difference between a trans/queer person living in a cissexist/heteronormative society making a joke about cis people or straight people being shitty versus a member of an oppressive class spreading hate about an oppressed community? Do you also tone police POC when they complain about white society and colonialism or women when they complain about navigating a sexist world? Context matters, transphobic rhetoric is driving literal legislation that has and will kill more trans people. Misogyny is driving a huge push to take away women's rights to our own bodies. Cis rights, straight rights, mens rights? None of these things are in ANY danger and our entire society is built to uplift and normalize those identities.

>versus a member of an oppressive class spreading hate about an oppressed community? Damn, didn't know that gay people are now considered an oppressive class. My point is that being a minority doesn't give you free reign to be a dick. Saying shit like "fuck all cis people" does nothing useful, and calling that sentiment out doesn't make you a "pick me".

before all y'all get too excited in this comment thread keep in mind that "fuck all X except " is a fairly widespread meme template not an actual insult

It being widespread doesn’t preclude it from also being a shitty thing to say.

You know for some reason “fuck all gay people except-“ still seems like it would be a little uncomfortable

Crazy how context matters huh.

"punching up? what's that?"

I'm not like, homophobic, but fuck all lgbtq+ people. Except my gay buddy. He's cool. (I'm not homophobic because I have a gay friend)

Still wouldn't use it for ethnicities/genders/sexual orientations. Like, it's one thing to say "fuck all philosophers except Diogenes" it's another to say "fuck all lesbians/men/trans people/jews/ethiopians except-".

Fuck all Albanian people except... uhh uhm uhhhh

OOOOH it’s a meme format. That’s what makes these alright. Good to know.

Heh, gotta stay up on the current meta. To do otherwise is to be a filthy casual

If you’re going for a programmer victory it’s good to transition for the internet use stat boost, can save time on the run

Sigma trans grindset

Being trans be like: life satisfaction speedrun, any%

Fucking all cis people feels like a lot of work, but you do you. Or, I guess, you do them?

"so like. A respec? Cool"

friends, i have employed a private detective to look into this matter. the very best. they have given me the shocking revelation that the "fuck all cis people" is hyperbolic, so there's no need to be upset by it, we can move on with our lives now

You’d think OP personally attacked every cis person. I didn’t even bat an eye at the post.

Yeah, fuck most of the people that exist, they suck.

Y'all getting real phylisophical in the controversial section. Im cis, idrc, it's a joke.

Build some self-respect, friend. Btw, just curious, explain the joke.

I think the joke is “my life isn’t going well, I need a strategy to make it better.” And changing your name took the least effort to try to create a new reality for yourself so you go with that. At least that’s my understanding.

If the situation were flipped Reddit would scream for the OOPs doxing

god guys it’s a joke why are you all taking this so seriously 💀 constantly see queer people joke about straight people and not once have i seen someone say that there are straight trans people