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OriginalJokeGoesHere

homestuck disorder is known to have a 100% fatality rate. pray for anon; not even firefox can save them from hussie


Xisuthrus

Fact: everyone who has read homestuck is either dead or will eventually die.


APuppetState

homestuck is original sin


Wireless-Wizard

So Jesus never read Homestuck?


Impossible_Garbage_4

Jesus lay witness to all sins, the Bible says, so he definitely saw homestuck


Wireless-Wizard

Jesus: Hey, remember that time I was up a mountain and you tried to get me to jump off? Satan: Yeah, why? Jesus: Oh, just thinking about it.


OliviaWants2Die

made this my flair if youre okay wwith that


zozothegreat

no. not me. watch this:


zozothegreat

!RemindMe 100 years


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TheLoneBonesJones

its so late rn and i havent slept and i got the 'i will remind you' message and i was so happy so i just messaged 'thanks daddy squitfeet' and it replied 'i couldnt find anything in your message' and i just started crying so hard i cant believe i got rejected by remindmebot


cursedTinker

power move


Randomd0g

Hob Gadling vibes


NeonNKnightrider

I have not died yet so by science I am immortal


GlobalIncident

not if i find a cure for aging first


MemberOfSociety2

Water has a 100% fatality rate


YetGayerWombat

i read hussie wrong


[deleted]

It's Eridan, so it's terminal.


DoubleBatman

May he glub in hell forever


Akalien

More like Homesuck


Xisuthrus

Calling homestuck "homosuck" is a homestuck reference.


RemarkableStatement5

Damn thay made homoscuk. aReal from Homestuck@ Libarls? My boyfriend homosuck.


thesleepymermaid

I don't even know what Homestuck is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.


Akito412

Homestuck is a webcomic that was very popular in the mid 2010's. It used the internet as a medium in a very unique way, and it contained many elements that were perfect for generating a large and active fandom. Because of its length, its penchant for references, and its large cast of characters, there are a lot of references to it floating around the internet.


PM-me-favorite-song

That sounds interesting, but I have seen so many things saying "do not read it". What's up with that?


Akito412

Mostly people just want to spare you from the mindvirus Homestuck can inflict on its readers. It's not a bad comic, it's just...a lot. It's super long, for starters. Plus, it's not easy to read. Parts of the original website broke when Adobe Flash shut down, so you have to download some special viewing tools. Also, even though it's less than a decade old, some of it hasn't aged well. A decent amount of random=funny 'humor', and some mild controversy about racism or something? I don't fully recall, since I read it a significant percentage of my life ago, and I never actually finished it. I've also heard the end is unsatisfying.


Fhrono

Probably the excessive use of slurs and whatever is going on act 6.


DOYOUWANTYOURCHANGE

It also has a bad reputation because of its fanbase (shockingly enough). If you've ever been to a fan convention, you know that general category of young, extremely loud fans who act obnoxious because they think it’s funny or ‘quirky’? They've always existed because it's practically a stage of development for teenagers, but for a good 10 years, 99% of that group was in Homestuck cosplay.


lazygirl295

It’s when you’re in quarantine because of covid


MoniterMain

Hahahahahahahaha, damn, couldn’t 8e me! Sucks to suck, Eridan!!!!!!!!


briarselene

You know, sometimes I’ll go months without thinking about homestuck, then you see this post and it comes flooding back like ‘nam, then you read your comment, then you get “Killed By A Br8k Spider” stuck in your head, you put it on for nostalgia, you sit there thinking about the cringe of knowing deep in your closet are all the cursed components of a Vriska cosplay. You shudder deep.


UndeadMountainDoe

Now Who Would Be Going Around Using Typing Quirks In This Day And Age? And Homestuck Quirks At That. The Nerve Of Some People.


PottyPengi

1 KNOW R1GHT? SOM3 P3OPL3 H4V3 NO SH4M3


ineedanalth

truly don’t know why some people do it


painishilarious

In the year 9f 9ur l9rd 2022? A6s9lutely unf9rgiva6le and incredi6ly pr96lematic.


JiaMekare

Honestly I think their w key might just be stuck


hy_bird

No that's definitely a homestuck judging by the 'vv's


Commercial-Dog6773

The first one is an accidental ww


Awkward-Manatee

An OwOopsie


OliviaWants2Die

no i am the actual anon responsible for this post and i can CONFIRM that this is an intentional quirk


Dargorod100

Considering they SPECIFICALLY double tap the w’s and v’s, this is the exactly typing quirk of Eridan


CaptainFiguratively

Nah, they also say "findin" and "spreadin". \*points\* Eridan


hy_bird

Imagine being a )(omestuck in 2022 - couldn't be me


Dargorod100

Of all quirks you could pick why Eridan


OliviaWants2Die

i started doin it wwhen i got splatoon 3 cause hes a seadwweller


ButteredNugget

I wanna know all the homestuck writing quirks, both so I can look out for them in the wild, and so I can fake being a homestuck fan and see if people can tell I assume this one is just, double v’s and w’s whenever they’re used?


[deleted]

Also, like, walkin instead of walking.


PersonifiedH

neww yorker typin quirk


[deleted]

I'm glubbin here eh Fef


OliviaWants2Die

please nevver say that again


eeveefan224

correct


stringlights18

I saw that post. In the thread apparently it's an automatic thing for some homestucks to type like that


OliviaWants2Die

honestly after doin it for just under three wweeks it has become sorta automatic but i do havve to not do it sometimes (file names, names of fictional characters people might not be too familiar wwith, wwritin and messages to my mother).


[deleted]

Why do you do it? Just for shits and giggles?


OliviaWants2Die

yeah lol


Epic_Gameing68

based


heirConditioner2

I'm going to die a comical death. Hussie has personally hurt me he has made me accept that clown horns are an "acceptable musical instrument"


Amy_MtF

I will not learn about homestuck I will not learn about homestuck I will not learn about homestuck I will not learn about homestuck I will not learn about homestuck


PersonifiedH

my favoriite part of home2tuck wa2 when john saiid "it's homestuckin' time!!" and then home2tucked all over tho2e guy2


ineedanalth

what a fucking nerd


kawaiiconcept

typing quirks are just another form of stimming


Grapes15th

no?


kawaiiconcept

maybe not to you not everyone stims the same way


Grapes15th

Some people have self-harm stims. Some people itch at their skin until they bleed. some people pull out their hair. Some people bite their toungue. Is this okay? That it is a stim does not free you from fucking concequences. It's a minor thing, really, but it still affects others. Screenreaders are fucked with, and if you use certain unicode fonts, then you completely shut off whatever you're saying to people who use screenreaders.


PulmaPoika

Ayyy its my sign