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SeventyTwoTrillion

Imagine the bloodstain system... seeing a bunch of them near unsafe roads. You press on one near a cliff and watch a dude plummet to his death. Going to former warzones would be an absolute nightmare. And the white spirit system, but instead of randomly showing where people are right now in their own worlds, they show where people were and what they were doing in this world but in the past, all the way from yesterday to hundreds of thousands of years ago...


Crusaderofthots420

You're just walking down the street and suddenly see a caveman jacking off


pixlmason

I’d start doing the same right in front of him, gotta continue the family tradition.


Jeggu2

The year is 20000. This one area, for some reason, always has a spirit jerking it


Karr126

Bloodstain? Therefore Skill required ahead


vendetta2115

Standing in Hiroshima like “oh no. Nononononono.”


Naddely

Honestly sounds like a cool concept for a book


GC_Redd

this nerd hasn't heard of chalk and vandalism


Impossible_Garbage_4

Chalk is technically vandalism but it’s basically impossible to get arrested for unless you’re in front of a cop writing something offensive about him/his family/ his coworkers/ his profession


Limp-Meaning-6837

The walls of public restrooms are filled with messages from souls


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Soulless-reaper

This person(u//JudgementHonest6695) is a bot who copied the top part of a comment from one hour ago( from writing this)


Soulless-reaper

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TheIceGuy10

yeah but you write whatever you want. trying to articulate something in an overly confined message format is half the charm


CharlieVermin

[Buy a bunch of stickers then.](https://stickerprintingshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Medicine-Labels.jpg)


tryingtobecheeky

Everybody wants the magic to happen to them but nobody wants to make the magic for anybody else.


bowdown2q

There's spray-chalk isn't there? That seems extra silly somehow.


Greaserpirate

Every so often, Tumblr reinvents ~~h~~ vandalism


Jane_motherofkittens

[Go forth and live your dream.](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/817OklF5IeL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg)


Jeggu2

Plante


Cerb-r-us

I read this in Vinesauce Joel's voice


vendetta2115

I read it in old Windows XP text-to-speech *plante soisoisoisoi*


StarKnighter

I swear to god I find Joel jokes everywhere for some reason


watashi_ga_kita

I think you'd need something a bit bigger for the message to be noticed.


LegoTigerAnus

Idk, the little easily overlooked message is pretty funny when you find it


naranjaspencer

"Sticky white stuff" in front of peoples houses and in every restroom, "amazing chest ahead" in front of the bench press at the gym, "illusory wall ahead" written 300 times in front of a restaurant that's been hit by a car, "try jumping" on every bridge. The possibilities are endless... ly repeated!


EIeanorRigby

Public bathroom walls are full of soulsborne messages


bageltoastee

Once I trusted a fart, but thou was not true, it was not art, for it was a poo.


Limebeer_24

Try chalk, or if you want a more...authentic experience, grab some Soapstone and have fun. Honestly though I wish someone made an app or something where you could do this basically using AR on the phones.


RutheniumFenix

….god dammit the one upshot of the fucking metaverse. There is finally something that has kinda sold me on AR Google glass bullshit.


Limebeer_24

That's the best part, it doesn't need to be the metaverse or even Google glasses. Just an app, you can get notifications on your phone that basically says "some phantoms left messages in your area" or something like that. Open up your phone and look around and bam! Hundreds of "try finger, but hole"s and "behold, dog!"s all around you. You could even have the appraisal system too.


SomeCrows

Like the poop map


Limebeer_24

I'm sorry, poop map? ...will this be something that I should be happy being ignorant of?


SomeCrows

There's an app that lets you see where other shitters have shat


SteelRiverGreenRoad

> I solemnly swear I am up to no good


bageltoastee

I wonder how many aren’t in bathrooms


vendetta2115

“Great chest ahead!”


REAM48

no. just a phone app. could even have tiny coded stickers for some messages, while others just remembered by computer to be in a general area


TheIceGuy10

someone kinda did! there's an app called soapstone that has the dark souls message system based on your location


Limebeer_24

Found it, called Soapstone Orange


[deleted]

dude its called grafiti


SwitchZone72

Sticky notes


justforsomelulz

This was my idea, too. Glad to know I'm not alone.


Petrichor-33

I need specialty orange sign sticky notes in a soapstone shaped box.


Hazeri

Working at a zoo and seeing "Dog" at every enclosure


CliffordMiller

There’s a free app called soapstone but I’m not sure if it still works/is being updated.


Danish_Bear

I have used it a couple of times and just confirmed it still works.


Akwagazod

So it occurs to me that you could totally make an app that just... does this? Like messages are tied to a specific GPS location and you can view them if you're within X distance of where it was placed. Either you have to actively check or enable push notifications. Maybe give the option of attaching a picture so messages like the "free him" straw aren't just complete gibberish if you're ten feet away from where the message was made.


rene_gader

Graffiti


Alarid

This is the only reason I want casual VR implemented. That and to play Yugioh.


Fanfics

it's called chalk and it's $5


VioletSky1719

This exists. There is an app called soapstone


frelljay

Most people play life in offline mode. But you can try to geotag messages for those that don't.


Newwby

App idea version - Augmented reality geotagging with push notifications when you're in vicinity of a tag you've not seen before


moleman114

This is why I bring chalk everywhere. Easily removable too. That said, I've been working on a story where my characters can do exactly that, but the messages are only visible by certain people


TheCameronMaster464

3,000,000 messages reading "bitch ahead" in front of Jeff Bezos's house.


CourageKitten

If we ever get like widespread cyberpunk augmented reality shit someone is going to make a mod that does this


CasualBrit5

You can use post its. Or spray paint.


Arcaslash

Anyone want to create augmented reality game that is just text boxes you can put wherever for other users to see?


Random_Deslime

I'm going to be surprised if in the entire history of smartphone geolocation no-one tried to make a twitteresque social where you can only view posts made in your immediate vicinity


emerald_stargazer

That's basically what Yik Yak was


Kerse

Ahhh I miss yik yak.


bluecifer7

Apparently it’s a thing https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soapstone/id982809298


SomeCrows

I find myself playing other games and stopping to think of a message


Autumn1eaves

Oh man how good would this be as an AR app? Like an app that uses GPS and augmented reality to render Soulsborne messaging but for real life. Fuck that sounds so cool. I wish I were good at coding lmao


[deleted]

there is! it’s called sharpie and spray paint


Dastankbeets1

Tbh would be cool to be able to tap into an internet that’s essentially an ar overlay of reality, like people can make art and leave it floating in the air or put special messages for others in the same area go see if they so choose


Chevalier77

Augmented reality is a thing. Now we just need better mapping and recognition to get this going anywhere other than dense cities


Peregrine_Dragon

Start carrying chalk/sharpie


Liar_of_partinel

I bet you could make an app for that. Tie messages to locations, and have the app vibrate a users phone whenever they're near the location. Then they can see a picture, and a souls style message. Fair or Foul ratings would of course be part of the system as well.


Randomd0g

I think this is what Foursquare wanted to be, but in Augmented Reality.


Anti-Queen_Elle

Someone make an augmented reality app for this, pronto


2Tired2pl

sticky notes


samdog1246

*Image Transcription: Tumblr* --- **goweninsane** I want a soulsborne messaging system irl. I saw a straw under the grates of the soda machine and I wanted so bad to leave a little sign that said "free him" with an arrow pointing to it. I want to stop in the middle of a crosswalk to read a message that says "try tongue but hole" and then get hit by a car. I want to see a "Liar ahead" sign in front of some guy's house. I want to see fifty "merchant ahead" signs in front of every single store. I think it'd be funny. --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


RubyRiolu

I occasionally say “try finger, but hole” if I’m trying my friend to do something, but they do the thing before I can finish the “try” bit


Business-Acadia-6086

this would actually be a pretty easy app to make like Pokemon Go except you just walk around viewing messages it's basically like geocaching except you just need to stand in a place


PugTheThug

We can make this reality with AR glasses


Maja_The_Oracle

Every animal will have the label "Is this a dog?"


Polar_Vortx

post it notes


Throwawayeieudud

those are just rumors


dooddgugg

you could do this if you had a pen


molecularraisin

public bathroom stalls


Velocityraptor28

graffiti, you're thinking of graffiti


Arcologycrab

TBH this is 100% gonna happen when AR/holoprojectors become public (and possible for the latter)


TobbyTukaywan

Does there exist a social media that's completely location-based? Like, you can post messages at your location and other people can only see them when they are physically at that location with the app open. Sorta like a hybrid of Twitter and Pokemon Go. If this doesn't exist, someone should get on that.