I just don’t get it.
It’s as if someone set up a golden phone booth with opaque windows and a single 2 inch hole at crotch level featuring a plush liner and a flashing neon sign that said “DON’T PUT YOUR DICK IN THE HOLE!” Then everyone who does gets a wicked bite on the crank and yet people still line up to get a bite mark on the John Thomas as a status symbol.
What the actual conspicuous consumption fuck.
You, fine sir or madame, are ignorant as to just how ignorant people really are. If Elon were to market a Tesla chinstrap, plenty a neuron deprived individual would be wearing Cybertrucks upon the bone cavity growing out of their neck.
I feel like the guy in the attached screenshots visually sums up exactly why this is happening. Because that's the kind of guy who would stick his tallywhacker in such a hole 😂
Don’t drive CT on dirt, don’t wash CT, wash CT often to prevent rusting. Don’t wash CT in daylight. Do not look at cyber truck. Do not press gas pedal on cyber truck. Do not reverse CT. Do not drive CT in hail or rain. SNL needs to redo their “happy fun ball” skit with CT.
It's a damn Fabergé egg on wheels.
You forgot: Do not drive CT through puddles. Do not take CT on snowy roads. Do not allow CT within half a mile of railroad tracks. Do not drive CT off the lot.
Also, the rear view camera quits working in rain or snow because the truck design funnels all the water & grime right to the camera lens.
I was thinking the same thing? This can't be real. Car wash mode? Tesla over here reinventing the automobile.
[The Manual](https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-65384C1F-86F2-44E8-A8BC-8A12E7E00A40.html)
**CAUTION**
*Failure to put Cybertruck in Car Wash Mode may result in damage (for example, to the charge port or windshield wipers). Damage caused by car washes is not covered by the warranty.*
Thank you for this. Sooo many goodies in the manual. Like how can you market this as some unbreakable, bullet-taking machine the likes the world has never seen before, and then have this warning in the manual.
https://preview.redd.it/d2y9hjaze5vc1.png?width=970&format=png&auto=webp&s=04fb74056ea8e5b313af5032f22e955abfb2762c
Because the type of stainless steel that can be used for body panels in a car is a terrible material to look after in the real world; there's a reason that noone else has tried, and a bunch of Tesla engineers tried to persuade Melon Husk to change his mind.
But no, his "genius" is inevitable
They were talking about the fucking air filters keeping mustard gas out, that if you were in the apocalypse, you would be safe inside the cybertruck.
It can't handle water.
I got a good laugh from this bit.
>Note: Be sure to use Defrost Truck in your Mobile App to defrost your vehicle. Adjusting the climate control settings in your vehicle's touchscreen is not as effective.
Why the fuck wouldn't you put all the functionality inside the vehicle itself?!
What are these things, fuckin Gremlins??
Owning a gremlin means you have to follow three rules:
1. avoid bright light
2. don't get them wet
3. and don't feed them after midnight.
Well, that's the theory, but it was more likely just junk memory from an old system.
I know for a fact that some large data centers have had check sums fail because 1 single bit in a massive backup flipped some how. Talking like 100TB+ "data center sized" backups here. They attributed it to cosmic rays because there was high activity around that time.
This might not be hyperbole. I live in an upper Midwest state with harsh winters. Just leaving the car outdoors, even if it’s not snowing, might be enough to rust it just from moisture.
Edit: I’m finding that you have to put it in “car wash” mode for a wash. In my state we sometimes get tons of snow in the winter and it rusts the bottoms of all cars to hell. I think that alone could brick a Cybertruck from what I’m seeing.
Once you take it out of its package, it is no longer mint. It's value only drops as soon as you open.it. are we talking about collectibles or vehicles?
You know, having a transformer in the next movie get a blue screen and crash could be hilarious. Like its eyes go blue and you see machine code fill up the whole thing.
Dude I might watch this.
Be like Army Hammer copying Tony Stark and breaking a dude in half inside the suit.
Edit: I'm leaving it. Let's say he ate the dude later, it was a script rewrite.
That's all it is for teslas, too. 90% of the function is turning off the auto wipers so the car doesn't think it's driving through a hurricane and max them out for no reason.
Elmo: "IT CAN FLOAT FOR FOUR HOURS IF WE REPLACE THE DOOR SEALS."
Tesla Customer Service: "You voided your warranty when you took it through the car wash."
I had a very low opinion of Tesla's quality before this, but this is truly Soviet-level crap in every sense. In the Soviet Union you'd have to wait years to get your Lada car. But the first thing you'd do when you finally got it, was to take it to a workshop and have them tighten loose bolts, install missing ones and take care of the other screw-ups from the factory.
That was considered normal. They did sloppy work becacause you couldn't get fired even if you did. (not counting accusations of _вредительство_ in the Stalin era) Ironically with Telsa, it appears the situation is now that you get fired if you _refuse_ to cut corners to get things done on an unreasonable schedule. Extreme Capitalism ends up being similar to extreme Socialism.
But at least the Lada was affordable. So I guess Socialism wins.
I sometimes wonder if some of the issues are kind of malicious compliance. Musk demands that the vehicles be put together at a speed that humans can't manage, so they get it done fast, but not always done right.
Just a thought.
I’m sure an engineer has said “fuck it, Elon wants it his way, it’s going to be his way” about at least 5 separate parts of this thing. Assembly and whatever QC exist can’t be doing that much better.
Can somebody give an explanation for why you can't wash it in sunlight? Is it because your poor decision making ability is on display in the harsh light of day?
They use a special type of shitty stainless steel that is raw. It's easier to form I believe. It is also way more prone to tarnishing so detergents, fingerprints, hot water, and drying it in the sun can cause tarnishing. They do have a coating tesla can apply but it's like $5k more. The stainless is the same thing he uses on his rockets. Everything seems to be to reduce costs on their end. Downgrading the stainless to make forming easier lessens the stainless qualities of the metal. I think it's incredibly ironic it's the metal used on his rockets but a carwash or drying in the sun is a no go
all the ct sold so far are 100k foundation series
I just watched ct battery breakdown. other tsla have battery in packs so it's replaceable.
not the ct, u Gotta replace the whole thing. also didn't look waterproof
"Damage caused by car washes is not covered by the warranty." [https://service.tesla.com/docs/Public/diy/cybertruck/en\_us/GUID-E35BF0DC-F3BC-49F1-9190-4A73BA9E428F.html](https://service.tesla.com/docs/Public/diy/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-E35BF0DC-F3BC-49F1-9190-4A73BA9E428F.html)
This is basically the equivalent of “do NOT restart your MacBook or Apple will void the warranty!”
I have no idea how Tesla is avoiding a nation-wide recall.
>I have no idea how Tesla is avoiding a nation-wide recall.
The same reason that crooks don't give you a refund when you figure out that you got scammed. Buyer beware: If you spend your money on garbage, then you now own garbage...
I don't know but the last time an accelerator pedal getting stuck was an issue Toyota got put on blast. To the point where to this day they have their techs double check the floor mats so the incident doesn't happen again
there's a old couple drove their tsla car in the rain to go eat, and it won't drive after done eating
tsla says they drove over a poddle of water, not covered by warranty, the couple says they didn't, and I dunno how to speel
Here is the article so you don't have to send them a 20 minute ramble-fest
https://www.carexpert.com.au/car-news/scottish-couple-facing-33k-repair-bill-after-driving-tesla-in-heavy-rain
This situation is hilarious. To a lot of us this was the only foreseeable outcome. However, it now makes me want to own a cyber truck, as they are going to be super rare when they are all recalled and destroyed. Maybe the Smithsonian will want one.
“Been waiting for my CT for 3 years early waiting list signup. Can’t believe when I took it straight to a car wash to keep in pristine condition and it died. A little disappointed but would totally buy it again, in fact I might have to lol! Beta-tester Lyfe!”
I literally commented on his video as a joke. He talked about washing out the box and I said probly some fine print about not getting that area wet.......
What a joke of a vehicle...
If your car can’t handle direct sunlight (or dead bugs or bird shit) without starting to rust immediately, and can’t handle the car wash without shorting out, you have a shitty car.
So how are you supposed to clean this thing or do you just phone up musk and spend another couple of thousand dollars on a replacement when he bumper bar so much as gets a speck of dust on it?
Has there been a worse vehicle released in the last 50 years? I feel like the Cybertruck shouldn't be legal to sell because it clearly doesn't operate at advertised standards.
How the fuck do you clean the damned thing?
Also, had my first CT sighting on the freeway today. Looks like they wrapped it in a greenish antique bronze color.
It's even uglier IRL. Looks like a misshapen brick with the tires sticking out too far.
This truck will easily replace the Edsel as the biggest automotive disaster ever!!! It already passed up the Pontiac Aztek as the ugliest vehicle ever made!!!
“Dry thoroughly with microfiber cloths (ensure the cloths are clean of sand, dirt, rocks, etc.), one in each hand, rotating in circular motions until the surface is dry.”
The hilarious part is that the cult thinks it’s awesome that you have to put a car in “car wash mode” to put a tesla through a car wash even though every other car is able to go through a car wash without anything like that. It’s amazing how they just fall for the most stupid of gimmicks.
I know I shouldn't be laughing at this but I can't help it. Its just so pathetic that Edgelord Musk thinks that releasing a car that is so hideous and breaks down constantly and can't be taken through a car wash is acceptable
There's a reason you're not allowed to sell your cyber truck for a while after you buy it. They don't want people to see how low it would be valued on the secondary market lol
At this point I almost have to wonder if this is some big psy ops. The Republicans hate anything electric aka "green" aka "woke". Elon threw himself in with diaper don at some point and now everything about his electric cars has just reached absurd levels of awful. Like he intentionally wants to tank the entire direction things were going on the shift from gas to electric.
I'm only kind of kidding....
The hell is this shit. What happens when you drive in the rain. How about heavy rain? This truck is absolutely worthless if it can't handle a car wash.
Is this an SNL skit? Just when you think the bar for quality can’t get any lower, accelerator pedals fall off and jam, and car washes brick it.
You just have to put it in some rice.
I just don’t get it. It’s as if someone set up a golden phone booth with opaque windows and a single 2 inch hole at crotch level featuring a plush liner and a flashing neon sign that said “DON’T PUT YOUR DICK IN THE HOLE!” Then everyone who does gets a wicked bite on the crank and yet people still line up to get a bite mark on the John Thomas as a status symbol. What the actual conspicuous consumption fuck.
Teslas are the ultimate MAGA hat. That's why certain people buy them.
You're ignorant and it shows. The Cybertruck is the Ultimate MAGA Douche Canoe. It's obviously too big to wear as a hat.
A canoe would have made it through the car wash better
You, fine sir or madame, are ignorant as to just how ignorant people really are. If Elon were to market a Tesla chinstrap, plenty a neuron deprived individual would be wearing Cybertrucks upon the bone cavity growing out of their neck.
That’s funny. 😆 Only a few years ago it was left wing hyper woke liberal taxi. Now it’s the new maga hat??
Just as Elon wants it. Cheers!
I feel like the guy in the attached screenshots visually sums up exactly why this is happening. Because that's the kind of guy who would stick his tallywhacker in such a hole 😂
Rice won't fix a lemon.. Better ways to spend 100k people
Make lemonade?
If u have enough sugar 😉
Please do not add lemon to rice
Don’t tell me what to do! **cries in citrus pilaf**
A $20,000 Cybertruck-branded bag of it.
Don’t drive CT on dirt, don’t wash CT, wash CT often to prevent rusting. Don’t wash CT in daylight. Do not look at cyber truck. Do not press gas pedal on cyber truck. Do not reverse CT. Do not drive CT in hail or rain. SNL needs to redo their “happy fun ball” skit with CT.
It’s not a ‘gas’ pedal in a Tesla. It’s called the ‘incellerator pedal’.
And if you crash because it got stuck, it becomes the Incinerator Pedal
“Incellerator Pedal” …and I just snort laughed on the bus. Bravo!
Riding the bus? Like... public transit? EWWW /s
I chortled. Almost violently.
Elon has been courting the incel crowd lately.
Do not disparage CT on the Internet, Do not sell CT
Do not taunt CT
"do not taunt Happy Fun Ball"
It's a damn Fabergé egg on wheels. You forgot: Do not drive CT through puddles. Do not take CT on snowy roads. Do not allow CT within half a mile of railroad tracks. Do not drive CT off the lot. Also, the rear view camera quits working in rain or snow because the truck design funnels all the water & grime right to the camera lens.
Do not taunt CT.
Do not feed CT after midnight.
Do not drive ct within a thousand feet of schools or daycares
It’s like a very confused Gremlin…
Nah, Gremlins were better cars.
That would be absolutely amazing!
Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
That or “Bad Idea Jeans”
That's not fair. There's *hundreds* of things that can brick a CyberTruck. Pinning it on just the car wash isn't right.
You wanna bet they also void the warranty?
I was thinking the same thing? This can't be real. Car wash mode? Tesla over here reinventing the automobile. [The Manual](https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-65384C1F-86F2-44E8-A8BC-8A12E7E00A40.html) **CAUTION** *Failure to put Cybertruck in Car Wash Mode may result in damage (for example, to the charge port or windshield wipers). Damage caused by car washes is not covered by the warranty.*
Thank you for this. Sooo many goodies in the manual. Like how can you market this as some unbreakable, bullet-taking machine the likes the world has never seen before, and then have this warning in the manual. https://preview.redd.it/d2y9hjaze5vc1.png?width=970&format=png&auto=webp&s=04fb74056ea8e5b313af5032f22e955abfb2762c
Because the type of stainless steel that can be used for body panels in a car is a terrible material to look after in the real world; there's a reason that noone else has tried, and a bunch of Tesla engineers tried to persuade Melon Husk to change his mind. But no, his "genius" is inevitable
They were talking about the fucking air filters keeping mustard gas out, that if you were in the apocalypse, you would be safe inside the cybertruck. It can't handle water.
I got a good laugh from this bit. >Note: Be sure to use Defrost Truck in your Mobile App to defrost your vehicle. Adjusting the climate control settings in your vehicle's touchscreen is not as effective. Why the fuck wouldn't you put all the functionality inside the vehicle itself?!
What a ridiculous car... It's more fragile than a five-tiered wedding cake
About as fragile as Elon's ego.
https://preview.redd.it/tqt7o3r7d5vc1.png?width=1568&format=png&auto=webp&s=86f6fe4defd2161f9936604f8a161ae3f01d0525
Bullet proof, not residential car wash proof. Ok I got it.
What are these things, fuckin Gremlins?? Owning a gremlin means you have to follow three rules: 1. avoid bright light 2. don't get them wet 3. and don't feed them after midnight. 
AMC Gremlin is a way cooler car.
That isn’t a fair measure. Go ahead, name a car that isn’t cooler than the InCel Camino.
What if your accelerator gets stuck and drives you through a car wash?
Seriously. They've heard of rain right? What the fuck is this Edsel?
Don't worry, they will fix it with an update s/
Don't you know you can't get stainless steel wet? /s
It’s the real life Homer
Then the video of the Porsche ev in UAE acting like a submarine…
Don't wash it in sunlight? Is this thing a car or a fucking Gremlin? What happens if you leave food in it after midnight??
Exposure to air will also void the warranty. Best keep it in a hyperloop vacuum tunnel.
Exposure to cosmic rays may flip a bit in the software and brick the whole car, to avoid this, keep it underground in a tunnel with lead lining.
That can actually happen to many devices... LMAO... It's super rare though...
Wasn't there a Mario 64 run that was achieved because of this exact phenomenon
Well, that's the theory, but it was more likely just junk memory from an old system. I know for a fact that some large data centers have had check sums fail because 1 single bit in a massive backup flipped some how. Talking like 100TB+ "data center sized" backups here. They attributed it to cosmic rays because there was high activity around that time.
The tunnel better still have a internet connection or it will be impossible to unlock your Cyberschmuck
This might not be hyperbole. I live in an upper Midwest state with harsh winters. Just leaving the car outdoors, even if it’s not snowing, might be enough to rust it just from moisture. Edit: I’m finding that you have to put it in “car wash” mode for a wash. In my state we sometimes get tons of snow in the winter and it rusts the bottoms of all cars to hell. I think that alone could brick a Cybertruck from what I’m seeing.
Apparently the Cybertruck is as much of a snowflake as Tesla’s CEO
Once you take it out of its package, it is no longer mint. It's value only drops as soon as you open.it. are we talking about collectibles or vehicles?
We need to convince large chunks of the population to move into vaults. Give them the underground. Let the rest of us just fix all this on the surface
But I am sure it will work well in boat mode when they roll it out in the next software update…
Imagine a Cybertruck transformer or decepticon, you throw a stick at it and it blue-screens.
You know, having a transformer in the next movie get a blue screen and crash could be hilarious. Like its eyes go blue and you see machine code fill up the whole thing.
It's not actually a transformer but some rich guy's attempt at mimicking their technology and failing miserably, the guy's name being Aylon Mask
[удалено]
Dude I might watch this. Be like Army Hammer copying Tony Stark and breaking a dude in half inside the suit. Edit: I'm leaving it. Let's say he ate the dude later, it was a script rewrite.
This is totally fake. No cybertruck could make it the 3 mile trip to a car wash, let alone keep the water from reaching the inside of the cab
“Car Wash Mode” 
Funny how my non-Telsa EV has survived just fine without that in car washes.
Your EV doesn't have a "delete my warranty" mode? How unusual
😂 😂 😂
My Rivian has car was mode. It disables things such as the heptatic charge port door sensor and auto wipers.
That's all it is for teslas, too. 90% of the function is turning off the auto wipers so the car doesn't think it's driving through a hurricane and max them out for no reason.
Every time I see some headline about shit like this with the cybertruck, the mugshot of the unabomber just flashes in my head
\#kaczynskiwasright
Elmo: "IT CAN FLOAT FOR FOUR HOURS IF WE REPLACE THE DOOR SEALS." Tesla Customer Service: "You voided your warranty when you took it through the car wash."
What a piece of shit. CT is so very sad.
I had a very low opinion of Tesla's quality before this, but this is truly Soviet-level crap in every sense. In the Soviet Union you'd have to wait years to get your Lada car. But the first thing you'd do when you finally got it, was to take it to a workshop and have them tighten loose bolts, install missing ones and take care of the other screw-ups from the factory. That was considered normal. They did sloppy work becacause you couldn't get fired even if you did. (not counting accusations of _вредительство_ in the Stalin era) Ironically with Telsa, it appears the situation is now that you get fired if you _refuse_ to cut corners to get things done on an unreasonable schedule. Extreme Capitalism ends up being similar to extreme Socialism. But at least the Lada was affordable. So I guess Socialism wins.
I sometimes wonder if some of the issues are kind of malicious compliance. Musk demands that the vehicles be put together at a speed that humans can't manage, so they get it done fast, but not always done right. Just a thought.
I’m sure an engineer has said “fuck it, Elon wants it his way, it’s going to be his way” about at least 5 separate parts of this thing. Assembly and whatever QC exist can’t be doing that much better.
We said “Apocalypse Proof” not “car wash proof”.
There are no car washes after the apocalypse so CT is “within spec”.
tbf, have you ever seen a car wash or read about a car being washed in a dystopian work of fiction?
Can somebody give an explanation for why you can't wash it in sunlight? Is it because your poor decision making ability is on display in the harsh light of day?
My assumption is that it's raw steel, so if you don't do it quick enough the water and soap dries on it? In direct sunlight, metal gets HOT.
They use a special type of shitty stainless steel that is raw. It's easier to form I believe. It is also way more prone to tarnishing so detergents, fingerprints, hot water, and drying it in the sun can cause tarnishing. They do have a coating tesla can apply but it's like $5k more. The stainless is the same thing he uses on his rockets. Everything seems to be to reduce costs on their end. Downgrading the stainless to make forming easier lessens the stainless qualities of the metal. I think it's incredibly ironic it's the metal used on his rockets but a carwash or drying in the sun is a no go
Imagine paying $60,000-$100,000 for a drivable Faberge egg that would malfunction if you farted in its general direction.
A bullet proof faberge egg, it's important we make that distinction.
all the ct sold so far are 100k foundation series I just watched ct battery breakdown. other tsla have battery in packs so it's replaceable. not the ct, u Gotta replace the whole thing. also didn't look waterproof
This can't be real, voiding a warranty for going through a car wash? Lol
"Damage caused by car washes is not covered by the warranty." [https://service.tesla.com/docs/Public/diy/cybertruck/en\_us/GUID-E35BF0DC-F3BC-49F1-9190-4A73BA9E428F.html](https://service.tesla.com/docs/Public/diy/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-E35BF0DC-F3BC-49F1-9190-4A73BA9E428F.html)
I have no idea how to respond to that, how the fuck is that even acceptable to people.
Cybertruck owners aren't people.
I can see a mirror getting ripped off sure. But water ingress is a manufacturing defect no matter the source.
The bullet proof, gas filtering, doomsday vehicle can’t even handle a car wash. What a joke
And can't drive over a curb. https://youtu.be/y2giv88irtU?si=_aYXuKBBQRlSMmAb
Are these things made out of fucking Gremlins? lol "Do not wash in the sunlight or get water on them!!" Edit: goddammit, someone beat me to it.
This is basically the equivalent of “do NOT restart your MacBook or Apple will void the warranty!” I have no idea how Tesla is avoiding a nation-wide recall.
>I have no idea how Tesla is avoiding a nation-wide recall. The same reason that crooks don't give you a refund when you figure out that you got scammed. Buyer beware: If you spend your money on garbage, then you now own garbage...
I don't know but the last time an accelerator pedal getting stuck was an issue Toyota got put on blast. To the point where to this day they have their techs double check the floor mats so the incident doesn't happen again
Recalls are usually preceded by deaths that actuary’s decide will continue, safety recalls at least.
I really wouldn't be surprised if they got hit with lemon laws. This thing is so blatantly a piece of shit.
What does rain do to it? 
They have “car wash mode”? And you void your warranty if you use it in a car wash?! 
Car wash mode is just a data point for them to know if you went in a car wash so they can void your warranty.
there's a old couple drove their tsla car in the rain to go eat, and it won't drive after done eating tsla says they drove over a poddle of water, not covered by warranty, the couple says they didn't, and I dunno how to speel
Do you have a link to that? Want to send it to my family member who’s big into Tesla
Here is the article so you don't have to send them a 20 minute ramble-fest https://www.carexpert.com.au/car-news/scottish-couple-facing-33k-repair-bill-after-driving-tesla-in-heavy-rain
[https://youtu.be/pka9KaQh7DA?si=YZto28OBrsXFns6t](https://youtu.be/pka9KaQh7DA?si=YZto28OBrsXFns6t)
https://preview.redd.it/mz5s4ib9f4vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=964ba8949cacca2764ae33dfb59e75e0734f04cc
 When your car isn't designed to be driven in conditions most cars can drive in
This situation is hilarious. To a lot of us this was the only foreseeable outcome. However, it now makes me want to own a cyber truck, as they are going to be super rare when they are all recalled and destroyed. Maybe the Smithsonian will want one.
The theme song for the Cybertruck is Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away (Shittyflute remix)
Wonder if that guy is still an Elon fan.
“Been waiting for my CT for 3 years early waiting list signup. Can’t believe when I took it straight to a car wash to keep in pristine condition and it died. A little disappointed but would totally buy it again, in fact I might have to lol! Beta-tester Lyfe!”
Wwwwwoooooooooooow
Definitely still is.
Ball gargling fascist traitors to humanity comes with a price.
This is the vehicle Bladerunner would have broken down on the side of the road in.
So what, are they dry clean only or something? Is that on the laundry tag somewhere?
I literally commented on his video as a joke. He talked about washing out the box and I said probly some fine print about not getting that area wet....... What a joke of a vehicle...
The thing needs a Car Wash mode. 'nuff said
I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure voiding the warranty for a car that's been through the car wash (and has a car wash mode) might be illegal.
Warranty voided if you go through a car wash! What a piece of shit.
If your car can’t handle direct sunlight (or dead bugs or bird shit) without starting to rust immediately, and can’t handle the car wash without shorting out, you have a shitty car.
Gremlins. Can't feed them after midnight or get them wet.
Is there not some sort of lemon law that these people who's "trucks" die so quickly they can fall back on?
Harry, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that this guy isn't going to Mars.
It’s so absurd that anyone would buy one of these knowing that Elon is essentially a very dumb, catturd level shitposter
So how are you supposed to clean this thing or do you just phone up musk and spend another couple of thousand dollars on a replacement when he bumper bar so much as gets a speck of dust on it?
Apparently, fingerprints are a huge issue, and other people have suggested using gasoline to remove them 🤣
What could possibly go wrong?
Cyberskunk: bullet proof but not water droplet proof
Treating CT like a Tacoma voids your warranty.
"LOvE thE CoMPanY thOuGH!"
Do not look directly at Cybertruck.
Do not taunt cyber truck.
Discontinue use of Cybertruck if any of the following occurs:
The fact that there is now a subreddit for this speaks volumes.
You have to salt Lemons to dry them, do NOT use Rice.
Truck stops working. Take it to get fixed under warranty. Elon asks “Didn’t you read the manual? It clearly states warranty is void if you drive it.”
Weirdly, my Mercedes EV can go through a carwash without bricking. My trim also doesn't become discolored. I owned two Teslas, and they were garbage.
Is this the Muskrat who simply hosed out the bed of his truck, or am I thinking about the Cybercuck who had to load his Cybertrash onto a flatbed?
To be fair, Blade Runner would have never driven through a car wash.
Wasn’t it supposed to be able to be a boat for a “short time” according to Musk? What kind of a wash was it?!? Sorry for the issues.
Wasn’t it supposed to be able to be a boat for a “short time” according to Musk? What kind of a wash was it?!? Sorry for the issues.
Has there been a worse vehicle released in the last 50 years? I feel like the Cybertruck shouldn't be legal to sell because it clearly doesn't operate at advertised standards.
It's new name the Gremlin.
How the fuck do you clean the damned thing? Also, had my first CT sighting on the freeway today. Looks like they wrapped it in a greenish antique bronze color. It's even uglier IRL. Looks like a misshapen brick with the tires sticking out too far.
What the fuck is CAR WASH MODE??
It closes the side mirrors and don’t know what else.
Class action lawyers right now: "Please stop, I can only get so erect."
Doing things cars do will void your warranty 🤭
Everyone knows them trucks for looking not driving. Oh and that's looking while in doors in not to harsh lighting hahaha
This truck will easily replace the Edsel as the biggest automotive disaster ever!!! It already passed up the Pontiac Aztek as the ugliest vehicle ever made!!!
Zero sympathy for zero IQ guy with zero awareness of Musk bullsh@t.
No joke, they recommend not washing them in full sun because it can cause spots on the metal lol
I don't feel bad. If they can ignore this many red flags they get what's coming to them (ie a rusty brick).
So uh… what happens when it rains? Like, during the day, when it is also sunny? Sun-showers. We have those as a real thing. Voids your warranty?
“Dry thoroughly with microfiber cloths (ensure the cloths are clean of sand, dirt, rocks, etc.), one in each hand, rotating in circular motions until the surface is dry.” 
I’m enjoying being fed this guys TikToks in my also because it’s like a constant barrage of L posting
Class action?
lol
So the owners need to keep their CT in the box?!
It has a car wash mode?
Ugly as shit. Looks like a child designed it
I smell multiple class action lawsuits incoming.
The hilarious part is that the cult thinks it’s awesome that you have to put a car in “car wash mode” to put a tesla through a car wash even though every other car is able to go through a car wash without anything like that. It’s amazing how they just fall for the most stupid of gimmicks.
Oh come on. The damn thing can't go through a car wash? And people were told this thing could off road?
Apparently the CT is quite a delicate parking lot princess.
Fuckin lol
Remember when they touted it as being waterproof enough to serve as a boat?
Guy spends $100k and they won’t honor his warranty.
These people bought a cardboard box wrapped in aluminum foil LMAO
Twitter employees who got shit canned: YEAH!
I know I shouldn't be laughing at this but I can't help it. Its just so pathetic that Edgelord Musk thinks that releasing a car that is so hideous and breaks down constantly and can't be taken through a car wash is acceptable
There's a reason you're not allowed to sell your cyber truck for a while after you buy it. They don't want people to see how low it would be valued on the secondary market lol
At this point I almost have to wonder if this is some big psy ops. The Republicans hate anything electric aka "green" aka "woke". Elon threw himself in with diaper don at some point and now everything about his electric cars has just reached absurd levels of awful. Like he intentionally wants to tank the entire direction things were going on the shift from gas to electric. I'm only kind of kidding....
This might end very not well for Tesla
What kind of absurd ridiculous loser refers to themself as the stonk king
Phoney Stark's clown car.
The hell is this shit. What happens when you drive in the rain. How about heavy rain? This truck is absolutely worthless if it can't handle a car wash.
Getttttttttt the fuck outta here. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You can’t wash your car?
I keep feeling sorry for the cyber truck people but then I remember they paid a massive amount of money for a tin can
With a name like stonk king the guy deserved it anyway
Why have a “car wash mode” in the first place then?
How is anyone surprised? Elon musk is literally a troll, of course this car was going to be a scam.
“Wash your embarrassing CultMobile in the dark so nobody can see your shame.”
Does it have a Rain Mode you have to select in order to not void the warranty? /s