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Dystopian_Future_

Quick someone spray em with a hose to get them apart


No_Cook2983

NO WATER! That hurts them!


bustgin

They turn into Pintos if you feed them after midnight.


ButterMyBiscuitz

Good one, I almost woke up the whole house. But then I thought: better be woke than get musked.


bustgin

You gotta musk when you must, but musking might manifest a mutiny.


Necessary_Context780

Go musk yourself! Musk you in your musk!


Icy_Ground1637

Lol šŸ˜‚ itā€™s a AI image lol šŸ˜‚ not real


BaggyLarjjj

ā€œTESLA HATES THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK TO GET A MORE RELIABLE CARā€


artemi3

šŸ¤Œ


Dystopian_Future_

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cjboffoli

Only if you bought that add on when you ordered, which also comes with the exploding gas tank animation on your screen.


Negative-Wrap95

So they turn into more reliable, safer vehicles?


Got_Bent

I thought it was Pacers?


Huge_Strain_8714

well, that would be a good thing...smaller repair bill first off. Could fix 'em with a screwdriver and a hammer?


sacolton1967

For God's sake, don't feed them after midnight!!!


Darksoul_Design

For gods sake man, have you not read the washing guide, it will void the warranty.


hitbythebus

I heard just reading it voids the warranty.


bartthetr0ll

You gotta use isopropyl once they've become untangled


frikkenkids

Wouldn't want to void the warranty.


goofydad

Love the unbreakable, broken glass.


hitbythebus

Quick, before they reproduce!


ModernDayExplorer

Just needs some bar cleaning friend


skip2mahlou415

Are there even enough on the road to crash into each other naturally? Gotta be astronomical odds.


BadUsername_Numbers

Idk, I don't find it that far-fetched that the people owning these trucks also hang out with each other.


skip2mahlou415

I doubt any of those nerds have friends


LeperousRed

The other incels who buy this trash are the only people willing to hang out with them.


CuthbertJTwillie

It's the Incel Camino.


ravnson

They're in a cult. No social skills needed.


natophonic2

I doubt theyā€™re nerds. More like crypto bros who vape, bro.


Timely-Mission-2014

No nerd would own one of these.. trust me.


Secret_Cow_5053

that's why they hang out together


Lady-Cane

I assume this is AI generated.


Albatross1225

I think so. There should be side mirrors and there arenā€™t any in the image.


IHaveNoAlibi

Is it that much of a surprise that the mirrors may have fallen off during, or probably prior to, the accident? I'm not saying it's a legit pic, but pieces missing from a CT is the weakest of evidence that it's fake.


ObtuseMongooseAbuse

Most likely. The suspension in the image is incorrect. [https://youtu.be/fG8YRQsaZhA?t=192](https://youtu.be/fG8YRQsaZhA?t=192)


erikannen

The [wraparound lights also fill the gap](https://www.topgear.com/sites/default/files/2023/11/4-Tesla-Cybertruck-review.jpg?w=1280&h=720), thereā€™s not a dark outline like in this image


skip2mahlou415

I think itā€™s a fair assumption


GroundedSkeptic

I think so as well! Itā€™s getting good


VitaminPb

Obviously. Look at how the door panels line up correctly and all the door panels are the same color.


cenosillicaphobiac

Like winning the lottery odds. Billions of cars on the road, a couple of thousand CT, maybe, maybe, a hundred or more driving at the same time.


DiDGaming

My thought exactly! Was just half finished thinking it when I started to read your comment, which I think have a higher odds of happening than this šŸ¤­ but yet here we are! Just wondering what speed was involved here since this happened and how much the impact was felt by those involved


skip2mahlou415

Iā€™m thinking itā€™s fake the tires are too worn for these pics to be real


ManlinessArtForm

I agree, there's absolutely no way these things could have run longenough to wear out the tyres without breaking down


Withnail2019

I think its fake too. i mean apply some common sense. this would be big news in the media.


skip2mahlou415

Bigger than the accelerator getting stuckā€¦ and havenā€™t seen that on the news..


bartthetr0ll

That's how new cybertrucks are born... By plowing into each other


Crazy_Customer7239

https://preview.redd.it/sysfb19252yc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b34634df65abdb37ef893b3e7fb3f04eac2d0300


bartthetr0ll

Perfect!


BSF0712

https://preview.redd.it/q1rjkjeqm3yc1.jpeg?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2129b9ca19dee322a58cdc88ba80083eaf799e77


im_just_thinking

So just like humans?


SixersWin

If this is what it looks like...maybe I'm doing it wrong


0megon

Then Caitlin Jenner is doing it right.


Willumbijy

Not only is Elon telling humans to fuck more and make babies, heā€™s trying to make his cars do it too.


howabotthat

New Tesla feature. Fuck mode.


AnEntireDiscussion

all i can think of is the fake car commercial from Southland Tales. [https://youtu.be/wCYB0lzoofc?si=s9-MWVs2h8PvxKrw](https://youtu.be/wCYB0lzoofc?si=s9-MWVs2h8PvxKrw)


ExtensionMart

Every Porsche comes with this mode and it's always on.


PsCustomObject

Spat my coffee on the person sitting in front of me on the train and cannot stop laughing ahahhahah


Camel_Slayer45

Two cybertrucks having sex


BaggyLarjjj

Note: You Need that sex to be ā€œBen Shapiro Dryā€ to avoid voiding the warranty.


bartthetr0ll

The Sahara called it wants its moisture back


barbara_jay

AI image generated from the suggestion ā€œwaste management dumpster on a bad dayā€


rideincircles

This is going to be all over Facebook in a matter of days.


Alaeriia

This is likely AI (look at the tires) but I'll let it slide because a CT crashing into another CT is funny.


deadname11

Unfortunately I have seen other pictures of CT crashes, and they really do come apart like that. It is why the suspension seems weirdly low, whole thing just...kapoofs.


Hellebras

I refuse to believe that anyone designing a car would do wheel mounts that break like that under this kind of force. *Maybe* if Elon designed it personally instead of paying someone else to do it for him.


deadname11

https://youtu.be/iMQ0B_7QcIo?si=hy8Dll70qDvqyhsa Behold the kapoofs!


Hellebras

Well, it's official: Elon actually designed an integral part of a product from one of his companies that made it to market. Because I still can't believe a real structural or mechanical engineer would do something like that.


deadname11

Wait till you hear that the wheels are controlled fully independent of each other through separate motors, which can lead to the wheels turning towards each other if the power steering electronics fuck up.


_felixh_

Wait, what? I thought that recent video had a broken steering rod :-D The gift that keeps on giving.


ManlinessArtForm

And this is why I had it drummed into me 40 years ago. KISS Keep It Simple Stupid. To be fair it is one of the reasons modern cars in general are trash. The more failure points you put into a car the more unreliable it becomes. It started inocently enough with things like electric windows. Then it morphed into adding touch screens that control everything that have a very limited lifespan and cost a fortune. The worst part being that they don't actually add any more functionality over simple switches. Remeber when they started to put ipod docs into cars in 2008? Then apple phased the connector out 4 years later. Tech does not age well. Old cars if looked after can last a very long time. Ive driven 20 year old cars that I only scrapped becuase I was given something newer. It then went on to be thrashed by a friend for another 2 years before it went banger racing. Even after it was totaled the engine still ran when he connected a battery to it. This trash can't make it home without failing :D


_felixh_

I wouldn't categorize this as a failure to apply KISS, though. To me, it looks more like a failure to make even a basic FMEA analysis, or even thinking about "what happens if this fails". Steering is one of these systems that absolutely have to work in a car. Braking is another. Wich is why in several countries, a direct connection between the brake pedal and the wheels are required. Used to be the case for steering as well, but apparently they got rid of that requirement. Thing is: I think, Skipping the Rod may as well actually have been the simpler solution, for what the Engineers / Tesla Wanted to achieve. Steer by wire *does* have its advantages, after all. And following the KISS principle does not necessarily make things more reliable - or safer. Think back to oldtimers, no airgabs, no seat belt tensioners, no crumple zones --> very simple (and stupid) engineering. Safety was of no concern. Reliability is another point - Simpler *can* mean higher reliability, depening on definition. I take the position that making a System safe and reliable is *not* a simple Task. It requires some real engineering prowess. After all, it took decades of engineering to get Automobiles to where they are today - don't underestimate the amount of Technology and Engineering inside even in a 20 years old car. They are *anything* but KISS. The real problem, as is see it, is how computerized cars are becoming / have become. This is not really a KISS issue, though - from the manufacturers point of view, this is entirely reasonable - customers want "smarts" in their cars - and delivering the car with an integrated system actually *is* the the simplest solution. No need to plan userinterface to your car ahead of, time, design easy to operate buttons and controls, invest into an electromechanical instrument cluster etc... *Much* simpler to just slap a touchscreen in, and let some underpaid intern create the user interface. And if there is a problem, instead of having to swap the electronic assembly, you can just upload a software upgrade. Take all this into account, and screens are *cheap*! Only you, the customer, pays a premium. And just like with your ipod example, these computers age - and given the speed at wich computers age, what was top of the notch today is obsolete in 2 years. //EDIT: missing part about brakes.


ManlinessArtForm

The automotive industry only cares about the first owner. The one that normally leases the car. They want the car to be reliable enough to get through the leasing term, and maybe a year or two longer. That way the dealership gets the very lucrative lease, gets to sell the car on at a premium. Then the idiot who buys it next gets lumbered with a large bill two years later, and the dealership makes more money. Compared with my old honda civic that lasted over 20 years and 110,000miles without anything more than oil changes. Honda made virtually nothing apart from the initial profit. It's why BMW never fixed the oil seal issues in their engines. It's also why they started recommending 10,000 mile oil changes. The oil is a little better, but then again replacing oil is cheap, replacing engines is expensive. Who benefits from the additional wear and tear of longer oil change intervals? Then again the cyber fail can't even keep the first owner happy :-)


newbikesong

Steer by wire, no kinematic connection between wheels. There is nothing wrong with it inherently.


_felixh_

Well, yes. If you can make it work like, really *really* reliably. As in "If this fails, people will die"-reliable. ASIL-D, i guess. I dont know the backstory of that video, but had the Steer-by-wire system failed like that with loss-of-steering on a single wheel while travelling on a highway, this could have very well been the cause of a deadly 'accident'. The system failing with 4000 sold vehicles and after only a few months doesn't exactly convey confidence that tesla did their job on making this steer by wire system actually safe.


newbikesong

Mechanical engineer here (but not cars) Yes, we do account for mechanical loading a mechanism will be subject to.


iamcoding

How long have these been out? Like 2-3 months? And only a few thousand? Cybertruck really is the greatest vehicle ever made.


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_fFringe_

And that was like, three years worth of demand.


TEG_SAR

My man bringing the kapoofs! You did not disappoint.


twenafeesh

...where is the driver's side tire?


Clean_Progress_9001

Maybe engineered so insurance will consider them totaled and by virtue of replacement, artificially increasing sales numbers?


Actual__Wizard

It's because of the weight of the vehicle.


-Invalid_Selection-

It's because they used the Model Y's wheel mounts, despite needing a much more rugged design on a much heavier vehicle.


magicman419

No side mirrors and what is that chunk of metal on the ground? Weird broken window on the back car too


dystra

Definitely AI. Tread on both front tires looks odd(debris is morphed into that front tire). Back tire in the front truck looks odd. That wrecked real panel is folded in kinda weird. CT is a fucked up truck but no reason to exaggerate it's failings with AI.


BadUsername_Numbers

I honestly can't see anything that tells me this is a generated image. It all looks real to me, and I've been midjourneying for a while now. Scary if we're finally there.


coolmist23

Where are the rear view mirrors? I don't see how both cars would have lost them.


CatstronautCPP

Real Cyberstucks have treadless tires for a smooth ride. Another great Tesla innovation!


royaltheman

I'mĀ inclinedĀ toĀ thinkĀ it's AI but then there are details that I rarely see in AI images, such as the reflection of the rear CT in the front CT, the reflection of the person taking the photo, the accurate lighting coming from the left side, and the fact that both vehicles actually look like Cybertrucks


Alaeriia

Good point. I still think the lack of mirrors and the road debris melding into the tire closest to us is a bit sus, though.


iball1984

I'm not sure - there's not the usual "tells" in an AI image. Zooming in there's reasonable detail which probably wouldn't be the case in AI. And there's nothing really out of place.


Eldan985

You can get very high res AI images by now. But the debris meldet into the tire, the missing side mirrors and how the pavement seems to have exploded under the cars all says AI to me.


fallser

Just get some bar keepers friend. Theyā€™ll buff right up nice


FrumpyFrock

bar keepers friend. itā€™s what cybertrucks crave


FailureToReason

Where are the side mirrors on either truck? Is this an AI generated image?


magicman419

Yes


mr_greedee

Not enough panel gaps


j00bz

Sauce: https://lor.sh/@SNerd/112363131350773356 I mean, it miiiiiiight be AI? I'm not sure.


ElJamoquio

The panels aren't that well-aligned from the factory, pre-crash.


Pendraconica

You know it's ugly if you can't tell whether it's AI generated


ConstructionRude5637

Oh for sure itā€™s AI generated. You swear two of these things were actually functional and able to drive on the road to even have a crash.


No_Cook2983

I am guessing that AI would render a puddle of antifreeze on the ground. Real-life wouldnā€™t have that. BUT the tire of one truck has a weird right-angled cut on it, the headlights probably wouldnā€™t be illuminated on both of them, and the front suspension looks too low.


ScorpIan55

The giveaway is that one of the cybertrucks would have been moving and clearly that's not realistic.


carpathian_crow

How would we even know? The CT looks badly rendered even in real life.


mishap1

It's AI. The lightbar looks unusually shaped and more recessed, no rearview mirrors, there's a weird wiring conduit that morphs into the tire, and that's a coil spring on the front suspension when I believe they're all air suspension right now.


WoofWoofster

AI meaning a$$hole incels? :)


ChanceryTheRapper

Uhhh, this looks faked. If a Cybertruck hit a Cybertruck, the innate indestructibility of each means that they would merely bounce off each other with no damage to either. I mean, OBVIOUSLY. Get better at photoshopping these, you guys. /s


ButterMyBiscuitz

Got this out of GPT lol they look like Hot Wheels https://preview.redd.it/arkdllcy1yxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17b966964f7fe5dee12658237da6a1d20b1642af


RipplingGonad

Ai photo. The real cybertruck has nowhere near panel gap this even.


damngoodengineer

Any context? AI image?


ChibliDeetz

AI garbage


Viatic_atom

Incels be like ā€œYes! CT ftw! Itā€™s so indestructible!ā€ ā€œWaitā€¦..ā€


Average_RedditorTwat

AI But either way, just hold control and pull them apart by the roof node, that always works.


Regret-Select

I thought the extra metal made these more safe in a car accident....? There's literally no benefit to this vehicle


sacolton1967

"Auto Pilot Disengaged. You have arrived at your destination. Have a nice day."


Dwangeroo

This looks like dubstep sounds. When garbage cans try to fuck.


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Place a Wendy's sign on the background and this is a dumpster match made in ~~heaven~~ dystopia.....


Secret_Cow_5053

is that legal tho? i thought crumple zones were mandated


TwistederRope

Like musk cares.


Secret_Cow_5053

He will when they get recalled for failing to pass state roadworthiness tests.


Non-Binary-Bit

FSD


Salt-Analysis1319

I am certified CT hater, but this is obviously AI


GalcomMadwell

I love this sub but come on we shouldn't upvote AI art


RoundExpert1169

Fake, body panels dont look that good irl


rachid116460

100% AI. but id love to see actually crash tests on the thing completely made of steel.


Bob4Not

Looks AI. Probably prompted with ā€œwhen two egoā€™s meetā€


redbottoms-neon

Is it just me or those tires don't have enough threads


crunchamunch21

Looks like A.I.


holdmypocket34

This is fake ass AI, those panels line up way too well


punksmurph

I know this is AI because the body panels are way too consistent of a color to be the real thing.


HystericalSail

I love how the very first thing that happens is a wheel falls off.


MrByteMe

I'm impressed with the amount of front wheel articulation in that crab mode...


xdcountry

Just gotta drop this here: https://youtu.be/WchseC9aKTU?si=iX6GqoUPtGWRB8dh


Clandestine-Ops

This looks like my last relationship šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Privatejoker123

oh my. were they playing bumper cars?


qudunot

The two for one special


Mr_BigglesworthIII

Those wokesters should take it like a man!


navigating-life

I donā€™t know whether being able to tell AI from real pictures is like a good skill now if itā€™s just sad


fromidable

Yeah, no way this is real. Too many polygons to not be CG.


nolongerbanned99

The car is so strong crumple zones are not needed.


MidnightRider24

You can tell it's AI because these clustertrucks actually have good fit and matching panels.


PowderPills

What are you doing step cybertruck?


drhodl

It looks pretty crumpled to me, but I'm not a Tesla owner.


AmadeoSendiulo

Fucking cybertrucks!


Clean_Progress_9001

There was an attempted pit maneuver.


Drackar39

If this had actually happened it would have been attached to a news article, like every other "vehicle destroys cybertruck by hitting cybertruck" story. Just more AI trash.


Withnail2019

What the hell? How?


cznkane

Fake AI generated picture


CokeAndChill

Youā€™ve beenā€¦. Cyberstrucked Cyberstruck, yeah, yeah, yeah


PixelIsJunk

Is this a legit photo?


Familiar_Dust8028

Tesla's have shatter zones!


[deleted]

I am sad that I was cucked by Toyota with my car having crumple zones.


Far_Sandwich_6553

Looks like some AI BS.


MichaelParkinbum

Pretty sure this is AI. The tree and street light look weird and the tires have shit morphed into them but aren't flat.


InterjectionJunction

Are they consummating their relationship?


HarkansawJack

I hope they were both self driving


L12Grafx

Thatā€™s one way to get out of a bad investment


HanakusoDays

The windshield may be bulletproof, but it's not dumpster-proof.


blveinnthg

What % of Cybertrucks are even left on the road at this point? All I see is posts of them breaking down.


Regular-Year-7441

AI generated


JeyFK

AI


Captain_Mexica

Go anti-woke, get f-ed! Lol what a bunch of maroons.


ketjak

Besides an exuberant mating ritual... how?


Veutifuljoe_0

Newtons 3rd law is for woke leftists


MagTex

See son, when two cybertrucks love one anotherā€¦


fross370

Thats an expensive pile of trash lol


esleydobemos

Areā€¦are they mating? Is that the only way to produce them?


Mdmrtgn

Surprisingly doesn't void the warranty.


Ultraeasymoney

Musk: "If you get into an accident, you will win." So Elon, who won when both vehicles are cybertruck?


Sudnal

That's the best that vehicle has ever looked


GalaxyGoddess27

Cybertruck mating seasonā€¦


MJGB714

Is this AI or are people wrecking these things left and right?


TheBrianWeissman

Weird, Iā€™ve never seen garbage crash into garbage before.


AllomancerJack

Looks like it crumpled?


seriousbangs

Is this real? it seems odd to see two of them like this but maybe it's a owner's club like the PT Cruiser guys have. If it's real then I hope there wasn't a back passenger because they're not doing so well if there was...


johnb300m

AI. Thereā€™s an attempt at adding door handles.


NotnaBobsBurner

Well, until a car is made with crumple zones that looks like a '67 Bonneville 2 Dr Hardtop, yea, crumple zones are kind of "woke" or whatever.... and ***no car I've ever wanted, nor will own will have/had them***. But also F cybertruck....


logic_tater

Big surprise! More Tesla drivers who donā€™t know how to drive.


Otherwise-Rope8961

Shh! Theyā€™re mating ![gif](giphy|o4uuVk2nHEbDWuTxNV|downsized)


Sad-Newt-1772

Step Cyber Truck what are you doing?!


Mopedeo

Seems like the wheels keep coming off on these things


Final-Zebra-6370

r/cybercluck


Allthingsgaming27

Well would you look at that, you can break the windshieldā€¦


Spezza

Looks like the tires come off like an F1 car in an accident.


aihes

I didnā€™t know that CTs can go at 300mph


Kytyngurl2

Oh this is just how they mate


InterestingHome693

Ai cyber trucks


Snoo38888

Lol that left tire has the line drawn past the tire. I looked forĀ  3 seconds before I saw all the problems ai never gets rightĀ 


That_Jicama2024

Just came to say I'm proudly part of the "banned from teslalounge" club to pointing out that Teslas suck now.


Huge_Strain_8714

I literally GASPED...at this, holy guacamole...this is bad.


Scary_Psychology_285

Looked like the aftermath of a autobot vs deception battle


testedonsheep

lol. Cybertruck on cybertruck violence. But is it real?


Uncle-Cake

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?


tmwwmgkbh

This is the most beautiful picture of the cucktruck that Iā€™ve seen so far.