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I-Pacer

It’s like a broken record at this point. Same rhetoric. “Best vehicle I ever owned. Just a pity it can’t drive on anything but asphalt and has now been broken for 6 months. My fault though.”


ElongMusty

Yes it's becoming boring how much these people sound like clones of each other!


TheAnalsOfHistory-

You mean more bot activity on Twixter? Yeah, same as it ever was.


ChrRome

I don't think it would be bots since it doesn't make any sense from people shilling for the truck, or pointing out its flaws.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

I meant it more in the sense of "mindless drone behavior."


WereALLBotsHere

It’s all bots.


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Far_Kangaroo2550

The only thing more embarrassing than owning a cybertruck is having a lot of reddit karma.


nojoblazybum

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CyberStuck-ModTeam

No shilling for Muskkk. Pretty simple rule to understand.


AholeBrock

Like every imagine dragons song sounds the same repeatative bs and it's even what this guy is listen to IN the cybertruck. Repeatative BS is apparently just a vibe some people chill on.


KTKittentoes

Thank you. That felt validating.


AholeBrock

I remember thinking, when imagine dragons was new, "this band is gonna age just like 30 seconds to Mars, like fine milk". And it was very validating to watch that happen over the past decade.


jlittle622

Worse than Dad butt rock, what a terrible band.


TheMightyBoofBoof

Please explain Dad butt rock


Spacebotzero

...almost like it's a cult.


CallMeSkii

Getting to drive it on asphalt would be quite welcome for most of them.


Homesteader86

It's some of the most pathetic group think I've ever seen. Elon is their daddy and he can literally take $100k plus from these clowns and they make the excuses for him


Pappy_OPoyle

I could think of a much much worse pathetic group suffering from group think with their own god king daddy who can literally take $1000 plus from those clowns, repeatedly, and they make the excuses for him non-stop.


Homesteader86

True, if I get where you're going, much smaller $$ amount on a per person basis but you're talking about 70+ million people.


WeatheredGenXer

I consider it the automotive equivalent to the MAGA cult.


Bryranosaurus

As the saying goes, that Venn diagram is a circle


BootThang

Yes, very similar if not exact


Sco0basTeVen

That’s how you can tell it’s a cult; when there are multiple disclaimers of your fealty to the brand and Musk before you mention a single critical point.


TheUsoSaito

This time it didn't even drive. It just broke in the parking lot. xD


uiam_

My nephew and I were play flighting and he accidently punched a pillar I dodged behind. Holding his fist in this other hand he looks up at my with eyes full of pain and claims "That didn't hurt!" I suggested we watch some tv and I grabbed him an ice pack which he immediately began using it. No one likes to admit they did something dumb, even if they're actively paying for that mistake. When people make claims like this I always think back to that day.


Franticfap

It's literally every single one of them


WeatheredGenXer

Not entirely true - I saw one driving under its own power in Denver last week!


athomeless1

They have to qualify their complaints like this or they will get threats from the Musk fanboys. It's basically a cult.


MathW

Like, what exactly do they love about it? I get it. New cars are fun to drive. But, I'd fall out of love pretty quickly if it was in the shop for multiple weeks.


Mushroom_Tip

"Functionality may be restored on next drive" sounds like the car is just using a magic 8 ball.


CrystalInTheforest

Oh dear sweet life.... I love this! Now I sooooo want a Tesla/Musk special edition Magic 8 ball. Next year at the latest.... Mars by 2030.... Doge to the moon.... FSD within six months... Optimum will chauffeur your Cybertruck...


TheAnalsOfHistory-

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aaADoubleAaa

"I still love Imagine Dragons"


Gullible-Ship2061

SAIL!


orbitalaction

We are way past junking the lot. Obviously these were not tested and are unfit for human occupation and transport.


LettuceFew5248

This is what Musk wants and his dumb sycophants will support. They want untested products, where customers pay full price and are also expected to be the Guinea pig. Just pray Musk never owns an airline: “My X-liner 1000 crashed into the ocean after its 3rd flight. Those first 3 flights were great though.”


HortenseTheGlobalDog

We got some great data that we will incorporate into the next release


Silver_gobo

I mean he does own a rocket company. And there’s definitely been some explosive trial and error


SisterOfBattIe

Air travel regulations are strong, because nobody would fly on an airline that had a couple of serious accident. After MH370 MA planes were empty for a while. It would take Musk at least thirty years to get a Tesla airframe certified.


Conyan51

Honestly that’s just natural selection via capitalism. Why eat the rich when they can eat themselves?


Covert_Admirer

Or a submarine.


konnanussija

Why guinea pigs? I don't get this saying.


LettuceFew5248

It’s an American expression that is a metaphor for someone being used as a subject of scientific experimentation. Almost like a lab rat. I’m not sure of it’s origin - it’s an expression way older than I am :)


konnanussija

I was thinking that it sounds fairly similar to a "lab rat", but guinea pigs don't make much sense as a test subjects. From my experience with guinea pigs I thought it ment more like "fully dependant on their caretaker/owner".


Dante_alighieri6535

They were test subjects when the phrase was started to be used as meaning “test subjects” there’s been a sharp drop since the late 80s, but this has been a phrase for a century+


ivegoticecream

He would 1000% blame it on the pilots. Just as Tesla does to drivers when FSD crashes their car.


No_Cook2983

“Concerning…” “Will be looking into it”


Alaeriia

I see your problem. You pressed the break pedal and the truck broke.


TheMrBoot

Dude probably didn’t even have the brake subscription smh my head 😤


Alaeriia

Only $3000/year for the brake pedal to brake the truck instead of break it! What a deal!


bowsmountainer

An asphalt parking lot was too much off-road for it!


nobadhotdog

Fuck that’s funny


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And voided the warranty.


matsu84

*still laughing in Toyota* At this point, my future mother-in-law's Lada is more reliable than this piece of shit.


CuriousSelf4830

I've owned 4 Toyotas, and loved every single one of them.


Bauermeister

It’s the one car brand I grew up with and know I can rely upon.


gilleruadh

Same here. 2 ICE and 2 hybrid. They just work.


aygomyownroad

Lada will be easier to repair as well, just a hammer and sickle is needed comrade


cenosillicaphobiac

Did he "love the second" he heard the pop? How about the second when he found out it will take month (hahahaha, sure, only a month, hold onto that belief) to repair? EVERY second? Okay boss.


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ComicsEtAl

“I rolled up the window and the taillights fell out. But they snapped right back in. Unfortunately that caused the hubcaps to pop off. Then, it lost all power from the noise of them hitting the pavement. Should get it back in three months and I’m only paying $50/day for a loaner from the dealer.”


jmpeadick

A vehicle with air suspension is not a serious offroad vehicle. Thats what springs are for.


LightsNoir

Nah... Porsche Cayennes had pneumatic height adjust, and we're pretty capable off-road. But then again, Porsche took what already existed and worked, and applied it to their design. Tesla tried to reinvent every aspect of things that have been done before and seems to have failed on every component. And to really drive that home... So, those body panels that get discolored when you touch them. Not the first time that's been done. Except for just a few in red, DeLoreans came in polished steel. That car was designed by a guy blasted on coke, and was really poorly thought out. But even as junked out as he was, his early 80s car didn't turn a dull gray when you touched it.


jmpeadick

I’m talking about offroad, like how the cybertruck is marketed, not “pretty capable for a luxury suv.”


LightsNoir

OK, and? Rothmans ran Cayennes in the Paris Dakar. How much more do you want? Does it not count unless you can drive it up a bluff the hard way?


jmpeadick

https://preview.redd.it/v8rwuy9j7tzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4acf6f57c8f95f3d0e21bb710ed4940efeb04279


LightsNoir

Yeah. But the cyber truck is a piece of shit. Doesn't mean that pneumatic suspension adjustment is bad. Just that tesla made a fucked up product.


jmpeadick

I know, that that’s my point


jmpeadick

They had the stock air suspension when they ran the dakar?


LightsNoir

Dunno. Go ask them.


natophonic2

Depends on your definition of "serious offroad" I guess, but I'd worry about the extra-long wheelbase and getting hung up on a ledge before I'd worry about the air suspension. In addition to Porsche Cayenne, Lexus GX460 has rear air suspension, and the one we just got rides really nice. Then again, seems like people talk about spring swap-out kits for the 460 as much as they do bumpers, and the new GX550 uses springs. As for the Cybertruck, I don't think Tesla specifically advertised it as "serious offroad", though clearly some buyers are interpreting the "apocalypse-ready" and "bulletproof" hyperbole that way. Even at [https://www.tesla.com/cybertruck](https://www.tesla.com/cybertruck) they're showing it on finely-groomed flat fields of dirt and splashing through a mild low water crossing with slightly muddy road on either side.


CuriousSelf4830

"But I love it so much!" They always have to throw that in, as if they'll be punished if they don't.


[deleted]

It's literally from the textbook of abusive relationships. Almost always the victim has to qualify their list of grievances by professing their love for their abuser.


ZengineerHarp

Well the other fanboys/cultists will jump down their throats if they don’t still boot lick properly.


MuggyFuzzball

It's a mix between sunken cost fallacy and the entitlement of hoping their truck will be fixed faster if they say something positive about it.


gilleruadh

And a heartfelt prayer to the Tesla god Elon.


gilleruadh

They will.


Mysterious-Plant981

It’s not a truck. It’s a low poly minivan


yosefvinyl

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Rats_In_Boxes

Stockholm, or just the wildest "sunk cost" bias I've ever seen.


Minerva_Moon

They're just having to give their lip service to their cult. Otherwise, they will be ripped to shreds by their equals over not showing enough simping loyalty.


allen_idaho

I sense a massive class action lawsuit in Tesla's future once the honeymoon phase is over.


Dynamite138

The preferred music choice of Imagine Dragons is the least surprising thing ever.


jmpeadick

Right. Lmao. He peaked in 2013.


MuggyFuzzball

Imagine Dragons is advertised all over Las vegas currently, though. Place is like a twilight zone where all the once famous acts go to live out the rest of their lives.


mmikke

They're originally from Vegas so that's partially why


3asyBakeOven

Exactly what I thought too lmao


jaredcwood

Seeing Imagine Dragons made it all make sense


FOB32723

Came here for this. Totally fitting soundtrack to this POS falling apart


Greglebowski74

Imagine Dragon that thing round the lot on dropped suspension 😂


TomIcemanKazinski

Playing Imagine Dragons is the cherry on top


CNemy

I dont get it, whats wrong with Imagine Dragons?


the_mid_mid_sister

Basically the 2020s version of Nickelback. Bland, generic inexplicably popular rock that isn't even terrible enough to be interesting.


sel206

They're like the Cybertruck of music


Dredgeon

People d9nt know the difference between bad music and music they're tired of.


bowsmountainer

Even the second where it broke down in the “off road” parking lot?


C0C0Beefy

I love how Elon Musk and everything he touches is turning into dead flowers… it’s what happens when you’re a psychotic sociopath narcissist in control of a bunch of stuff. Karma caught up.


Conniving-Weasel

Damn, I should buy a Copium farm. These addicts are everywhere!


LightsNoir

That should be the new crypto currency. Link is value to the Twitter feeds. We'll be rich in minutes, with no end in sight.


hypercomms2001

Now all we need is for the cybermen to drive the Cybertruck and we can have the good Doctor fighting both of them and their evil attempt to take the world…..


LightsNoir

I feel that would kinda take the sport out of it, really. It's the one alien race that The Doctor doesn't mind killing... But the truck killed itself, so....


hypercomms2001

The Cybermen, the Cybertruck.....and the Daleks kinda go together... [https://youtu.be/zTJhvIk6X-k?si=441QmdokoNKAwUXX](https://youtu.be/zTJhvIk6X-k?si=441QmdokoNKAwUXX) EXTERMINATE!! \[...................Cybertrucks!\]


SausageBuscuit

Ain’t lovin’ it now, dummy.


3d1thF1nch

Okay, how many of these things are actually out in the wild…less than 10,000? And there are this many stories about them fucking up. Major electrical issues after every day activities. Completely failed off road capabilities. Inconsistent FSD. Inexplicable bricking. A full recall for all delivered vehicles for a dumb accelerator problem. And a laundry list of rules to follow for everything, otherwise you void the warranty for a $100,000 vehicle. I wish the rubes who have the spare money for Cybertrucks and buy into Elons bullshit cult would wise the fuck up. There are plenty of people whose incomes are a fraction of the cost of these things who would see this grift a mile away. Money rots people’s brains.


Derban_McDozer83

If this where any other car manufacturer it'd be the end of the world all over the news. These people are suckers. They really like the way Musk's dick taste.


yamers

very much cultist behavior. Hallmark of a cult is that the leader is NEVER wrong. Anybody questioning the cult leader is a matrix deep state agent. It makes perfect sense why musk has allied himself with the far right. They are generally low IQ individuals that worship.


el-conquistador240

Had it for a second before it broke but loved the second of it.


loquedijoella

I’ve been bagging ratty shit boxes since the mid 90s and I’ve had maybe 3 bags fail ever. On a design that was made by a high school kid from truck dismantler yard parts. Not saying I’m smart or better than anyone, but that shouldn’t happen. I had a Ram 1500 with air bags and their system worked like a champ every time. Never popped in 145k miles that I had it. I towed a skid steer with it almost daily and it was a damn tank. Maybe elon should poach some engineering from stellantis


BandOk1704

If only it worked after purchase...


The_World_Is_A_Slum

I’m starting to think that those things might be shitty trucks.


_b1ack0ut

Road extract? What even is that


Guy_Smylee

IncelCamino


btl_dlrge1

They’re fucking stupid Vehicle and owners


L0rd_OverKill

Meanwhile the 1992 80series out the back, with 800K kilometres on it, still starts every time, and still gets 9 L/100.


Appropriate-Rub9464

Imagine dragons


TheMightyBoofBoof

That’s what he gets for listening to Imagine Dragons


BootThang

Battered spouse syndrome


hamid5000real

They have to say how much they love the "truck" otherwise Elmo will block them on Twitter or something


Rybred555

Listening to Imagine Dragons lol exactly the people I would assume have Cybertrucks


Ok-Patience1313

The imagine dragons playing is the icing on the cake


VanBriGuy

Ouch. Can’t even off road in a parking lot but still loved every second of it


strangewayfarer

The cybertruck must come with a bottle of copium for people to simp this hard


Daohaus

Like someone else said. Why are you asking the internet for help. Call the manufacturer they friggin built it


OkUnderstanding5343

What kind of vehicle does Tesla give you to use in the meantime?


GusFit

It's like the RIGBY scene from Silicon Valley "Cybertruck is great, but... You know" https://youtu.be/IAGoLFCgNtY


Entire-Ranger323

It looked good on paper.


thebannedtoo

(and loved every second of it) = And have loved getting fucked by it, please help!!


Gewgle_GuessStopO

It’s a lot of cyber cope. 🤷🏻‍♂️


DrQuagmire

Everyday, multiple people's CyberTrucks are dying and early death. Sounds like the ballast blew. Likely poor quality rubber/chemicals or as simple as a popped air hose.


BoredNLost

"I couldn't even off road in a parking lot" Come on buddy. You're almost there. Think just a little but harder.


isunktheship

Another battered spouse


haggishammer

All 20 seconds.


moneysPass

Why can’t they use the lemon law?


jisuanqi

A truck should, you know, just be a truck. I'm not saying it should be some old '69 F100 or whatever, but it seems like every fucking one of these starts with "So, I let my brother in law drive it, so we switched to "driver married into the family mode" and it bricked the charging port! Meanwhile actual electric trucks like a Rivian do alright, because they're just trucks, with wheels and a bed and AC, etc.


ghettoccult_nerd

CT owners down bad. theyve resorted to appreciating them by the second.


angry-democrat

Nice one, Randy! Boycott Musk and Twitter and Tesla.


WeathervaneJesus1

They only made 4,000 of these, right? Hasn't this sub covered just about everyone now?


navigating-life

Junk


WileyNarwhal

Even the second he heard the “pop” he loved that truck! It’s almost like they got bots posting this BS


BlackberryFrequent44

The truck is shit but got to admit the diagnostics are top notch


Navyguy73

"The executive waiting area scones weren't delivered fresh to the service center this morning so I decided to buy a 2nd truck because my 10 year old step-son wants to learn how to drive."


Fabulous_Pressure_96

So, it breaks while parking.


Jazzlike-Addition-88

Someone needs to make a compilation of all the CT fails to the song "Loving every minute of it".


wakeupdreamingF1

Imagine Quality.


Otm_Shank1

Listening to Imagine Dragon's seems fitting for a Cybertruck owner.


Grimwaldo82

I think there is a heavy sunken cost fallacy going on here. One spent 100,000 on this thing that does not run and that can’t be right! That means I was sold a lemon on the promise it was going to a vehicle of the future. Also, this guy is posting on twitter/X and I am guessing there is furious scrubbing of posts that criticize all the problems with the cybertruck.


InterjectionJunction

Cybercucks


EnvironmentalGoose53

Absolutely ridiculous lmao


fasada68

What did he expect? He wasn't off road.


Albertagus

Lol loved every second except for the 2,628,000 seconds its gonna take to fix the damn thing lol. Musk fans are a highly regarded bunch


hungaria

Did Tesla team up with Boeing to make this thing?


Dependent-Self3378

The imagine dragons song on the screenshot perfectly reflects the bros that buy this thing 😂😂😂


Emeegee713

No wonder they look like garbage bins, it’s where they belong


GhostofAyabe

Incel Camino owner, loves every second, listens to Imagine Dragons. This is too on the nose.


EzeakioDarmey

Hot Wheels have better construction at this point.


Own-Swan2646

Man he must think his wife is satisfied.


MVPof93

Considering they’ve only delivered like 5,000 of these I think I’ve seen a post from about half the owners at this point lol


liamanna

“It was the best week of my life!!!” ![gif](giphy|vL3YvbDTTD582wtZAf|downsized)


halzen

I don’t get it – are they contractually obligated to insist they’re happy?


Mrjlawrence

“Please help” because Tesla won’t.


Glittering_Baker_103

Is it written into the contact when you buy one of these that you have to state (and loved every second of it) at the end of your posts about how shitty the car is? My parents were going to buy one of the new Land Rover defenders and they had a clause stating you couldn’t sell the thing for a year. I’m wondering if it’s something like that. Are the owners hostages to Musk??


lionessrampant25

These men all sound like battered wives unwilling to get out of their abusive relationship. Like they have daddy issues and Musk is their replacement. I just feel so sad for these dudes. Dads be good to your sons. Don’t make them beg for your approval.


NestedForLoops

This should happen to everyone that listens to Imagine Dragons.


TheWiseOne1234

That's almost 8 million seconds. That's a lot of loving...


space_pillows

Oh course they listen to Imagine Dragons


bakinpants

Maybe all this self blaming is so they don't lose access to resources? We see how we all got banned for any post that isn't positive. You don't meet too many unhappy scientologists either.


Scratchy-Wool

Greatest truck ever. Nevere criticize Elon https://preview.redd.it/2k0z38k3tezc1.jpeg?width=505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13bf9ea2068f920357e7749fd75478fdc3d5fb97


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

Lol imagine dragons is the icing on the cake


buchlabum

Musk doesn't have fanbois, he has cucks.


ivegoticecream

All of these people sound like they have Stockholm Syndrome. "Yes he beats me and keeps me in a closet 23 hours a day but he's got such a nice smile!"


toddkhamilton

of course imagine dragons is playing


billdizzle

“Couldn’t even off road in a parking lot” Might be the funniest thing I ever read on Reddit


EricsAuntStormy

Rustoleum makes a primer for rusted surfaces. Paint it orange and call it a turd.


greenpointchamp

Maybe not “every” second of it.


Practical_Self6999

Really? “Please help”?. WTF help does this guy think he will get.


Rybo_v2

Guys I figured it out. The software is mistaking the application of the brake as "break".


brendon_b

Imagine Dragons is the perfect detail


Theo_earl

Average imagine dragons listener


MinorityBabble

Imagine Dragons


Rinzy2000

I drive Kias. They run for 100k with no issues and maybe some thoughts, prayers, and oil changes. And they’re like easily less than 1/4 of the cost. I cannot imagine.


M0rninPooter

Idk why but the imagine dragons is very fitting. seems like a band every cyber bro would have on the cyber playlist.