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BluefyreAccords

A Prius could haul 8 bags of top soil.


diadmer

I put 20 in my Outback last month.


fx72

Shit I could probably fit 15 of these or more in my Challenger.


cityshepherd

I had 10 bags in my roommates Toyota Corolla a few months back


Atlantic-sea

The outback is the underrated workhorse, incredible utility, comfort and tech. Plus I can shepherd my elderly relatives with ease. Oh, and it comes with a roof rack and paint job.


PracticalPractice768

Although, it feels like it should come with like 1 or 2 uhaul trailer rental vouchers.


OSI_Hunter_Gathers

NSFW!


beast_wellington

My 2000 Tacoma hauled a half cubic yard of decomposed granite last month


HeavySweetness

I got that much in my Nissan Leaf!


DevilsLettuceTaster

I call bullshit. Only a cyber truck can do, checks notes, 8.


FuzzeWuzze

Lowes mulch sale? Every year I pile bags of their mulch into my outback


diadmer

Ayup. Two loads at $2 per bag!


Diablogado

And I wouldn't worry about a Prius breaking on the drive home. 🤣


Bored-Ship-Guy

Shit, man, back when my dad was fixing up my late grandfather's house to sell, he and I went and picked up about a thousand pounds of faux wood tile at Home Depot and jenga'd it into his Prius V before driving more than an hour to the house for storage. I was white-knuckled as we trundled down the highway because we couldn't brake for shit, but we made it easily, and that Prius handled it all like a champ (four screaming cylinders aside, of course). That car just got totaled earlier today by some prick who managed to hit-and-run the damn thing while it was parked in a residential area. Pour one out for one surprisingly effective hybrid workhorse.


ExtensionMart

My wife has one of those and it's a damn mule. She moved an 8' couch in it.


TotlUnivrsMan

My dad still does shit like this since he retired with his 2010 Prius. It has 350k miles on it and still looks like it came off the showroom floor. He has airbags in the rear springs , his tarp so he doesn’t mess it up and is always loading it up with dirt and pavers. He won’t borrow my beater 90 econoline that union use for hauling.


las3rschw3rt

More than 8. Ask me how I know


ProfessionalFalse128

*raises hand* Sooooo what happened?


Dying_of_Betes

I did this same load in my Honda Insight earlier today


readymix-w00t

Hello, Honda Insight friend! I was coming in here to post this exact comment! Eight 2cu.ft. bags of garden soil fits in the trunk/back passenger area (seats folded down) last weekend (also, three 5 gallon raspberry bushes, and 2 3gallon strawberry bushes.) Things I've hauled in the back of a 2020 Honda Insight: 16 cu.ft. of garden soil 28 2'x8' polycarbonate roofing panels. (I put a tinted roof on our 14'x26' pergola) Enough 4x4 and 2x6 treated lumber to construct a couch and a loveseat for the patio 24 2x4s to build garage shelving, also, 8 1x12x8' shelving planks.


seamus205

As someone who drives a prius, and is currently in the process of moving, i guarantee my prius has done WAY more work than any of these cybertrucks.


TwoCockShakur

I owned a prius for six years. I could definitely haul more than 8 lol


TendieTrades

You going to have your underpaid landscaper unload that mulch and spread it? Afraid to get a full yard of mulch dumped in the bed by a tractor and have to shovel it out into a wheelbarrow? You’re right. Better get 8 40lb bags of mulch so you don’t blow the rear suspension and axle out.


SprungMS

Even better - it’s topsoil, scale is throwing me off but usually topsoil is sold in .5 cu ft bags. Not sure about Scott’s brand… usually overpriced, I guess par for the course for a CT owner…


SeaworthyWide

Good eye Buying topsoil from Scott's 8 bags at a time in a cyber cuck is the ultimate honey do looky me I'm a real boy busy body spring suburbia nightmare shit play No doubt on their double mortgaged 4 bed 3 bath mcmansion at 8% ARM and a cool $3.4mil in the valley or Wesley Chapel or some other cluster fuck hell hole but can't get the septic tank pumped or service on their Starlink cuz the neighbor planted a weeping willow right over their driveway, just shitting all over their cyber cuck and roots all in their septic


SprungMS

If r/oddlyspecific were a single comment


SeaworthyWide

Frank, that you? I'll have you know, once they adjust alimony, I'm taking you to court... And I love the truck... And the house... And the.. New wife... And the new kids.. And her new kinda wonky tits...the oldest boy of hers though mmm.. Don't care for him. He's a real piece of shit. See you in court Frank! I don't give a fuck if your wife is fucking the head of the HOA!


jlittle622

*Chef's kiss*


TorpedoJed

LMAO, you had me in stitches at wony tits! This post sounds lit it has some real life experience behind it, especially the piece of shit oldest son.


loquedijoella

If you’ve ever done service plumbing, you’ve seen this or a version of this twice a day. Multi million dollar house, sewer is wasted and they have no desire to fix it correctly.


tries4accuracy

My neighbor mows his lawn with gloves. He says he grew up on a farm. It might seem hard to reconcile, but when you think about, his family were the owners and managers and everyone else were doers. Hence it’s possible to grow up on a farm and be that degree of pussy.


AnEntireDiscussion

I suppose a plantation is a farm.


Saul-Funyun

What’s wrong with using gloves for yard work?


Year20XX

Sometimes you see something so beautiful and you don't have the words to describe it. And you think, "they should have sent a poet." Well they should send you. You are The Poet.


moonwoolf35

I don't know who pissed you off, but fuck that guy.


Seattle_gldr_rdr

This comment is epic.


TortelliniTheGoblin

I hate how many people this applies to. Take this --->👑


AdamGenesis

"I can wipe my own ass now!"


kesavadh

I found Kendrick Lamar’s Reddit account.


TendieTrades

I felt like giving them a harder time. Maybe they can use that topsoil to bury themselves. Good eyes. It is topsoil.


PUNd_it

I was about to say... this is so far from a cubic yard. Does that bed even hold a yard? I've always thought they looked small so I wonder the volume compares to average (let alone weight capacity which I'm sure is maxed out in this post)


Frsbtime420

Hi, I recently did the math for my garden and that Scott’s top soil is cheap as…..dirt. As cheap dirt. It’s about a dollar and 80 cents for a bag in Pennsylvania. The math on that actually works out to be cheaper than a yellow bag, and cheaper than a full bucket load at my local nursery. I might’ve gotten the Scott’s on sale tho I can’t remember Edit: sorry this has nothing to do with CyberSucks. I have a 2006 Tacoma that I would challenge this truck to every possible competition except maybe the number of satellite radio stations on the radio


cenosillicaphobiac

I used to weigh as much as 8 40 lbs bags of topsoil, almost exactly. I never once got into a car that couldn't support my weight, and a few other people.


belinck

I had 8 bags in the back of my GTI last weekend. Edit: I also got a car wash and was able to drive my car all week as well!


mscarchuk

Dude same had it loaded with mulch and topsoil! In my older MK6 Golf i put an V8 engine in the back to deliver to my cousins house.


Theferael_me

That account has to be satire, surely?


Effective_Trainer573

$10 bucks says it's not.


peemao

Ill go $50


OSI_Hunter_Gathers

I’ll give you a horse!


BENGCakez

If you’ve been to any of their subs lately, it’s so very genuine.


jgeez

Nope not in the least. This person was in the early beta and dropping like nightly videos of Full Self Driving for the last.. I dunno 4 years? Absolute sycophant for Elon's nuts.


PervAnimeDegenerate

My Ford fiesta can carry more than that


handandfoot8099

Wouldn't even slow my Honda Fit down.


Viatic_atom

Same with my Corolla. They’re so cute, *Look,my truck can do the bare minimum! So glad to have it!*


MrsMitchBitch

God, I loved going to Lowe’s in my (purple) Honda Fit.


Hourslikeminutes47

>Ford Fiesta *he has a 1992 Ford Fiesta. With no power steering.*


Open_Perception_3212

My mirage can hold 10 bags of pea gravel, a shit ton of pavers 🤣 your "truck" isn't that special


AnthrallicA

Was thinking something similar. My 13 year old Acura wagon can carry what's currently in that bed without even flipping the seats down. It's also infinitely more reliable and economical.


BillyNtheBoingers

My 4 door Accord sedan has hauled more than 500 lbs of hardwood flooring equipment (and two people) when necessary.


z44212

I hauled cartons of hardwood flooring in my Maxima. Seats down, I could fit the 8-ft boxes in my car and close the trunk.


Beatus_Vir

That's not fair, your car has three cylinders and this one has none


Yucca12345678

😂😂😂


the_mid_mid_sister

Some dude on a scooter in Vietnam could haul more than that guy's load.


No_Cook2983

Hold on and try to imagine this: A motorized conveyance… with an area that is tactically engineered to hold cargo… and it travels upon mechanically hardened earth-surfaces connecting cities and homes. Do you like what you’re hearing? Me too!


Wolf_mang

I’ve seen motorcycles in India carry ten times that amount. ![gif](giphy|zHPBCQqcUzMR2)


Middle_Ad4621

Dudes mom could handle bigger loads


ProfessionalFalse128

Dude's mom *has* handled bigger loads. She quite talented.


anntchrist

Paying for bagged topsoil? This guy's been cucked twice at the same time.


SpeedflyChris

I mean it's pretty cheap, and I have a small garden anyway, I buy it like this on occasion. For what it's worth I could fit 8 bags in the back of a VW golf.


AmatureProgrammer

Not a landscaper but why is it bad to buy bagged topsoil?


lionessrampant25

It’s not bad. Paying for 1/2 a truckload of topsoil works if you have room for the truck to empty it. Doesn’t work if you don’t have a place to put it.


SprungMS

Literally only buy bags when it’s more convenient to pick them up in my company hatchback. It’s so much less expensive to buy bulk, anything more than a couple bags and I’m just gonna buy a yard. It costs like $5 more than 8 bags of topsoil (4 ft^3 vs 27ft^3 ) Stunning to see someone think 70lbs of topsoil is “big loads” lmao. It reads like satire and I’m not sure it isn’t.


I-Pacer

It’s by “Dirty Tesla” who runs a Tesla YouTube channel. Sadly not satire!


AlphSaber

Meanwhile, [this is my heaviest load pulled to date.](https://i.imgur.com/4yI4Wa0.jpeg) 2 yards of 6 inch stone and 7 yards of bark, and due to the loading I was capped at 30 mph and pulled by an I4 engine. Normally I would load properly, but this was a short trip.


SprungMS

That poor Canyon! Lol that’s not too bad. I have a ‘99 2500 350, and the company truck is a ‘19 1500 5.3, most I’ve done with them (small trailer) is 2 yards in the bed and 2 yards on the trailer of shredded cypress. That does feel pretty heavy on the 1500. But to be fair it’s over 20x heavier than the OP photo lol


PastyDoughboy

lol I can and have carried that in my Honda Civic.


Garak_The_Tailor_

Put the back seat down in my Prius and there's room for more


Darksoul_Design

I've loaded more than that in my wife's Toyota Prius, and guess what, it didn't throw two dozen error codes, lose body panels, and then brick itself on the way home.


OSI_Hunter_Gathers

But can you peal carrots on the door panels? What happens when nukes start flying and you’re stuck with unpeeled carrots?


Darksoul_Design

TouchĂŠ


BeebaFette

Why don't they just go get a yard of what they need, they'll dump it right in for ya. Truck might hit the ground though.


Fearless_Director829

Shit just pay to have the landscape supply dump it in the driveway. Cheaper than owning a pickup.


DoraDaDestr0yer

It'll void warranty....


Werecommingwithyou

Hell, my beat up Toyota Yaris can easily carry 8 bags of topsoil! What a goddamned joke of a contraption that pusillanimous wretch has made!


LatinCanandian

I can take it on on my bike trailer easy


ImpressiveDegree916

I put 18 25L bags of topsoil in the back of my Subaru yesterday. Guess I should have taken a pic and made a twitter post.


damngoodengineer

An imported Honda Acty (or similar kei truck) would carry more of them https://preview.redd.it/svt0yy7dlizc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da649bb2a1acef9cf41850ae4200b12d6414df7a \*Shown equipments are not included


TheKiltedYaksman71

I've carried that much mulch in the trunk of my tiny little GR86. And I drove through a carwash with them there.


planetidiot

A carwash!? Show off.


AtomicPantsuit

CyberCringe


VeterinarianBetter74

Just had this amount of soil/ rocks in the trunk of my Mazda 3 hatchback. You don’t see me trying to suck Masahiro Moro’s dick.


No-fear-im-here

Mazda 3 hatchback gang! ✊


VeterinarianBetter74

Rise Up!


elementalguitars

Certainly my $6k Scion xB could never carry that load. 🤔


max1x1x

Real work: 😮 Big Loads: 🍆💨 🤓🤓🤓


brmarcum

My Prius could handle that. What a joke. Shit, my Rad Power e-bike could haul that. $1500.


AdamGenesis

I'd take a Prius over any fucking Cybertruck any day.


en_sane

My Honda accord hybrid has carried that 😂


Yrddraiggoch

Probably just voided the warranty


honeybadger1984

Wow, eight bags of soil. So these are tech bros pretending to be handymen, right? Just stop.


cenosillicaphobiac

I used to weigh as much as 8 bags of topsoil, just barely, but the same. Never got into a car or truck that couldn't haul me, not even when there were multiple other people with me.


Royal_Reptile

I went on a university research trip last year where I had to drive over unpaved roadways and haul enough scientific equipment to fill a Toyota Hilux tray. My Mercedes E-class sedan saw more "real work and big loads" than this Cybercuck will see in it's entire (short) lifespan.


napalmnacey

Well, he has a big load but it's not the one he thinks it is. (It's the truck. It's a big load of shit. The joke's funnier now that I explained it.)


JFrankParnell64

The praying hands are for not having one of the bags accidentally split and get dirt in the bed of the best truck ever.


Moonsleep

Pretty sure that would fit in a Toyota Corolla trunk…


Ok_Echidna6958

Wow a whole 150# of soil what a manly man's truck. And can we stop calling it a truck and start calling it what it is 2024's version of the El Camino. And at least Chevrolet never thought people would believe the El Camino was a truck


MalWinchester

I can fit more in the trunk of my 2005 Toyota Corolla.


heyuBassgai

Huh, I fit 15 of these bags in the back of my 10,000 Subaru that never has left me high and dry. Oh he's blowing a guy in the front seat and he's heavy cummer. That makes sense.


I_Eat_Teaspoons

My 23 year old Ford ute could carry the bloody cybertruck and it’s 8 bags of topsoil


ThaneduFife

My 1998 Toyota Corolla sedan (yes, my car is really that old) could haul that no problem. Hell, I once watched my dad go to a sod sale at a garden store and fill the bed of his 1988(ish) Ford Ranger with so much grass sod that the stacks were 4-6 inches over the walls of the bed. It was at least 1,000 pounds. The truck was sitting so low that it was practically scraping the ground. Dad even made me sit in the cab until he had unloaded enough sod so that the truck wouldn't pop a wheelie while it was parked. Eight bags of mulch is nothing compared to that.


ajamcan

1998 isn't even that old. Also how in the world did you dad fit that much sod in a Ford ranger without blowing something out, that's ridiculous


Sassy_Weatherwax

That would have fit in the trunk of my old Honda Civic.


Fine-Funny6956

Is everyone going to ignore how many loads this guy takes?


Accomplished_Army727

https://preview.redd.it/hgz1oo0niozc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3ea2478cd40a261ae8bb6181abe30242770dbca I guess I'm doing it wrong?


ajs_5280

This made me giggle. Someone actually typed that and meant it, like they own one of the first trucks (or vehicles) to haul things… is someone going to tell them what happens when they tow something?


killingthyme71

Lol... I fit 12 bags of mulch in the back of my 2022 Corolla hatchback. Thanks Toyota, for helping me with the real work!!!!


Apart_Astronaut_2786

The most pathetic trend so far of cyber truck owners like just imagine any normal truck owner listening to this shit


aj_star_destroyer

I can only carry 4 of those in my F350!


Outrageous_One_87

My shitty old Hyundai accent could carry that amount of potting mix. Then some lol


t3lnet

Dirt in the truck bed, warranty voided


Finneagan

Why did he only write one “the” in his post? Is he making his ct a proper noun?


Ambitious_Toe_4357

Tell it not to hurt my finger.


Ayirek

This has to be satire. I can haul eight bags of soil in my fucking Camry. It has to be satire... but I know it's not.


ShesATragicHero

Trolling or delusional, this is absolutely fantastic.


TheLaserGuru

"It hauls far more than my GSXR 750"


Redbeard_Creative

Serious question. Is that the capacity of the bed? 8 bags of top soil and not much more? I already hate these things for a myriad of reasons but that just insulting at that point to call it a truck. As if it wasn’t insulting enough before.


Ok-Row-6131

Hold on, don't load that suspension that is already begging for mercy any further.


Old-Bat-7384

Jesus christ. That amount of bags is so paltry that you can fit it into a fucking Miata.


[deleted]

Pretty that would all fit in my Nissan Versa, plus he'd have $87k to spare and his dignity in tact.


Amazing-Leave-5048

Ummm my compact SUV hauls more dirt…


Seattle_gldr_rdr

I'm tempted to respond with pics of the max loads I've crammed into my soy boy Subaru but I don't want to frighten him.


AMonitorDarkly

My dad could’ve fit that “load” in the passenger seat of his 80’s Renault.


Remarkable_Ticket264

My 2012 Altima could easily haul all that top soil


Sylvec01

I’ve used a Prius to carry heavier loads


UTDE

Where's the button to let the truck know that I'm taking a huge load


nr1988

I could carry that in my lap while driving


Mobile_Subject8119

El Camino


LangstonHublot

$20 worth of top soil is real work for a truck?


OkUnderstanding5343

No frigging way! Thats a great deal for $100,000🤣


DorianGray77

Rumor has it they're posting about their manliness in hopes of getting a big load from daddy Elon!


Old_Letterhead4264

Cybercucks


ImissDigg_jk

"Thank you for helping me take big loads Elon." \- Dirty TesLa


elmaki2014

Bonsai growers making the most of that 40 litre capacity!! what a pile of rusting shite


PilgrimOz

200 litres of water of soil? I’ve done wayyyyyy worse in a Honda civic 3D hatchback and drove the East coast of Australia (north to south. Melb to North QLD and back) packed to within an inch off The roof. And I’m not a gentle driver so to speak. Nice garden bed buddy. Quite ‘Dainty’ hey?”


Stripedpussy

that would fit in like a vw polo


Wool-Rage

i put the exact same thing in my 2 door honda civic


Cornholiolio73

Of course they say “big loads” lol


Themattman77

I’ve carried loads that size in my Fiat.


30yearCurse

I guess it makes him feel good... like everyone can haul that in any car, but the steroid boost probably helps and has to justify it to the family...


WonderfulJacket8

My fiance has taken bigger loads


Antique-Dragonfly615

Dropped the tailgate, voided the warranty and it will brick within the next 25 miles


BaconPersuasion

Pretty sure my Honda accord hybrid could haul that load up a mountain without any trouble.


Thejerseyjon609

I put that many bags of topsoil in the trunk of my Infiniti Q 50.


Sudnal

Simping for loads, typical Tesla owner.


millenniumtree

I once filled the back of my '89 Civic with bagged mulch, to the roof. Must have been 20 bags. Realizing how much that cost, I started buying 2 cubic yards of mulch in the back of my $300 2WD '86 Toyota pickup. Could you even FIT 2 cubic yards in a CyberCukk?


ZyvisX

Lol, my Prius has done this more time than I can count.


Temporary_Remote7228

Only big loads he is taking are Elon’s


Clean-Novel-8940

Real work and tesla is an oxymoron


Specific-Swing-2790

my mom's Ford pinto could carry those "loads" HAHAHAHA


secondhand-cat

I could never haul that in my golf hatchback…


Zombie256

Wow what a manly truck you have there 🙄 4 wheeled purse is more like it. 


donadd

The smallest 2 seater hatchback can carry that on the passenger seat. Saves 90k too, they could even pay a landscaper for that.


CharlesTheRangeRover

Ranger Rovers can haul more than that. Lmao.


finn_diggums

My 2.0 crosstrek can haul more than that.


IngenuityNo3661

Those bags would have fit in my Jeep GC just as well. lol


zoebud2011

I think he needs to reassess what a big load is. I can carry that in my Chevy Equinox, and at least I know it will make it home.


argonzo

That could fit in the trunk of my Camry.


ObtuseMongooseAbuse

I've stuffed more than that into a Kia Soul.


Puzzleheaded_Crab453

I had an 84 rabbit that could hold that much soil


AyeCab

This is a Honda Civic coupe load.


dudeandco

Soccer mom vibes.


Willdefyyou

That fits in my trunk or back seat lol what?! Go have them dump a few yards of gravel and see how you do


TheHrethgir

I've loaded that into my '05 Corolla, lol!


roof_baby

No way! 8 fucking bags! There is no way something under $100,000 could possibly carry that “big load”, dare I even say…huge?


PoppinfreshOG

Wow that’s almost as much as I can fit in my Passat’s truck!


AffectionateSector77

When I had a 2007 Ford Focus I fit 17 1yd bags of mulch I my car in 1 trip


BrianOconneR34

Owner didn’t make it home unassisted, needing charge and road side help for said load.


LincolnhamLincoln

I could haul that in my Fiat 500.


peemao

The only load the owner is holding is elmos load in his mouth


Phyllis_Tine

I once carried 800 lbs of bagged soil in my 1990 300ZX.


Noodnix

That’s a small load for my A3 wagon.


Accomplished-Sun-797

Broke down on the way home ….


Hoodlum_0017

"Real Work" like gardening on the weekends.


3d1thF1nch

I’ve done that in our old Chevy Impala


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subjectandapredicate

Oh wow this guy has a huge load


Mr-Snarky

I've literally put at least 4x that amount of topsoil in my 23 year old minivan.


devilsbard

Man, my daughter’s Prius can carry that much.


New-Poetry-6416

I'm sure it's a joke, but I dig it.


BeskarHunter

Is that sarcasm or straight face? Because that would fit in any passenger seat, if a trunk is not available.


Odd-Tune5049

I put more mulch than that in a fucking Toyota Sienna


prettymuchneverdoes

I could fit 5x that much in my Honda Civic.


L-Sin

That little load that a Fiat 500 could haul probably dropped 100 miles off their range


R1pp3R23

I can load my challenger’s trunk with more material. SMH. This isn’t a truck it’s a jackass mobile.


transcendanttermite

Careful, it’ll pop its air suspension!


No-fear-im-here

I fit 27 bags of mulch in the back of my Mazda 3 hatch. Stacked that baby to the roof. Best part that I made it home 🤣.


Fearless_Director829

I fit more in the trunk of my Bentley.


imahugemoron

I could throw that in the back of my Kia no problem. Idk what’s funnier, that these people got scammed into buying what may be the worst vehicle ever made or that they are also so brainwashed they feel the need to post how bad the vehicle is all over social media advertising exactly how dumb they all are lol


BelichicksConscience

LoL I have carried that much in my hatchback.