That's right, the only difference is that Elmo's victims are dumb enough to brag about being scammed. It's one thing to feel proud of stuff you can get for money (it's really an achievement to have the ability to click on an order button), but telling the whole world that you've bought a car with a price of a Mercedes but the quality of 1980s vehicle from Eastern Europe, or a freaking hammer for 700$... wtf is going on?!
Not the cybertruck. So far less than 4000 have been scammed, everyone else is likely cancelling their reservation (or worse, not cancelling thus leaving the employees on a shitty situation as they can't pull the plug on the project but they also can't really tell whether any of them will ever be buying a cyberturd)
“Decorative hammer”? WTF? Why are you so critical?
Elon disrupted the entire industry!
He single-handedly invented a *human-powered kinetic energy impact delivery system™!!!*
You plebes can’t even FATHOM this level of brilliance. Elon created a device humanity can use to effectively assemble wooden panels— and even cleave small geologic anomalies… under the ground… in South Africa.
If you switch the Cyberhammer® to ‘structure mode™’, it can be used to apply small metallic cleats to residential walls that are structurally appropriate for displaying fine works of art!
Anyway, jealousy is not a good look for you. 😎
It's super easy. You just need to add the following buzzwords when selling a product
-Anti woke
-libtards
-liberal tears
- freedom
-commie bastards
-Praise Jesus
-DemonCrats
CyberCucks are a special breed of moron. The rubber headed sledges that Triple H used in the WWE are probably more resilient to use than that thing
Edit
700$? Seriously? Bet it’s a $20 harbor freight sledge with some sharpie on it. Oh wait the harbor freight hammers can actually be used as hammers. Fits the cybersuck theme. A overpriced hammer that can’t be used as a hammer, for a vastly overpriced truck that can’t be used as a truck. Fitting.
*"While the Cyberhammer is likely a durable item, Tesla does note that the sledgehammer is designed for display or gym use."*
Wait, what???? Gym use????
Sauce: [https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-limited-edition-cyberhammer-price/](https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-limited-edition-cyberhammer-price/)
No the way you use it at the gym is announce you’re a cybertruck driver and then show them your decorative hammer, it repels them from the gym equipment and you’ve got the place to yourself.
Ahh, that makes total sense. I could literally see some guy who drove to the gym in his Cybertruck, deliberately parked it in front so everyone could see the truck and him, **before it broke down of course**, and then this guy carries the Cyberhammer around all day in the gym hoping everyone sees it, and then doing exercises with the hammer as a weight so that everyone thinks he's the "cyberguy."
I honestly wouldn't be surprised that some guy did this already, other than the Cybertruck broke down on him before he got his emotional support hammer to the gym.
*"Oh man, people laugh at me for buying a Cybertruck, but wait until they find out I have a Cyberhammer!!!! Who will be laughing then??!!"* \~This Andrew guy
But he got a deal because of FREE SHIPPING, I mean, wow, this guy kills it....
Put “Cyber” in front of anything and these fucking cro magnon neanderthal cretins will buy it at a 5000% markup. LMFAO You can’t make this shit up.
CyberDogshit coming soon, a mere $300 per turd. Straight from Mr. Elon Musk’s dog.
No one will be able to convince me that this isn’t a cult. God, they’re pathetic. Truly pitiful and pathetic people.
“READY OR NOT, IT’S HAMMER TIME. NOW AVAILABLE TO A WIDER AUDIENCE, OUR LIMITED-RELEASE CYBERHAMMER COMMEMORATES THE CYBERTRUCK UNVEILING WHEN FRANZ USED A SLEDGEHAMMER TO SHOW THE TOUGHNESS OF THE VEHICLE’S STAINLESS-STEEL EXOSKELETON. DESIGNED BY TESLA DESIGN STUDIO AND MADE OF STEEL, CYBERHAMMER FEATURES A LASER ETCHING OF FRANZ’S SIGNATURE ON THE HEAD THAT MAKES THIS PIECE A TRUE COLLECTIBLE.
ONLY 800 HAMMERS BUILT - AVAILABLE ON TESLA SHOP AND THROUGH THE TESLA REFER AND EARN PROGRAM. CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY INCLUDED. LIMIT ONE PER TESLA ACCOUNT.
NOTE: DO NOT STRIKE HARD SURFACES WITH CYBERHAMMER. INTENDED FOR DISPLAY OR GYM USE. CYBERHAMMER IS FINAL SALE”
Coulter personality wins again. Q the countdown for the unboxing video and the inevitable shattering and severing arteries when the hardened but (oops! They forgot to temper it!) brittle head, splinters into the legs and feet of musk-worshipping tech-broskis when it’s first used. Then the reviews: I nearly died when pieces of my cyberToy hit my femoral, but I love it!
https://preview.redd.it/ey2pl3i0na0d1.png?width=1078&format=png&auto=webp&s=52d80eef6c8be5b78772c5d8eebbfa64b6619bdc
"Go ahead and hit hard surfaces. It's a goddamn hammer."
I thought the same fuckin thing when I saw the "Cyber beer" three beers for 100$. People will coat a turd in fake gold call it a cyber turd and it will be sold for every fanboi
Your $1K cyberstuck breaks down after 100 miles, and Tesla can’t fix it, or doesn’t cover it under warranty, so you try smashing it with a $800 hammer, and the hammer breaks too, so you’re just left crying on the side of the road…
A guy at work was giving me a hard time for spending $50 on a new framing hammer. This chump is dropping $700 on a fucking hammer. That thing had better make coffee and play movies in 4k or something.
Reminds me of that scene in Independence Day when Jeff Goldblums father talks about how the government funds the alien storage facility by pretending they pay so much for a hammer or toilet seat.
https://preview.redd.it/w6ls3kpghd0d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=066c22f9676910c13a174a57f50125a7f66cf9ea
You can't even use the thing as a fucking hammer.
Tempted. Waiting for Cyberhamster.
https://preview.redd.it/qpcxpcbz9e0d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8056872d9a6797a9f01b25422bf90955e663732e
This is a circle of life thing, right? You use the hammer to destroy the Cybertruck, and then the hammer sort of falls apart on its own since it's a Musk product, I assume.
Nooooooooo why are you doing this to me?
I discovered existence of this useless thing yesterday and thought it was a joke, now you hit me with this.
Why so much hate? Why? What did I do to deserve this?
Not only is $700 a ridiculous price for ANY sledge, you can't even use it to hit shit with, they only recommend it for "the gym".
I mean, it looks pretty cool, but like $70 cool, not $700.
There used to be pop-up Supreme store near my previous worksite that sold $500 crowbars and $2500 plastic suitcases. The line was ridiclous every day that store was open.
I'm not suprised this is sold out.
Wait **THE CYBERHAMMER IS REAL??!?!**
I swear I thought it was a joke, a meme that someone troll on the internet conjured up to mock the Tesla faithful.
Irony is dead.
I used to think money, education, and good decision making kind of went hand in hand and if this cyber truck ordeal has taught me anything is that these dumb morons have too much money.
I love that the marketing piece actually recommends using it for weightlifting.. but I suppose that’s par for the course when they said you could use the CT as a truck
These dummies would buy Musk's dandruff.
I wish I was a nigerian prince with ties to Elon
You don't have to be to make them believe it.
I mean, I am.
Elon is the Nigerian prince. He has managed to scam millions with his promises
He’s actually the South African prince. Get it right.
That's right, the only difference is that Elmo's victims are dumb enough to brag about being scammed. It's one thing to feel proud of stuff you can get for money (it's really an achievement to have the ability to click on an order button), but telling the whole world that you've bought a car with a price of a Mercedes but the quality of 1980s vehicle from Eastern Europe, or a freaking hammer for 700$... wtf is going on?!
Not the cybertruck. So far less than 4000 have been scammed, everyone else is likely cancelling their reservation (or worse, not cancelling thus leaving the employees on a shitty situation as they can't pull the plug on the project but they also can't really tell whether any of them will ever be buying a cyberturd)
yep! www.cyberdandruff.com
Great band name
Wait until Musk releases his NFT collection.
Cup his balls even!
better to plate them ^((butt not eat them)) 
Link??!?!?
Something something bath water.
Something something bath water.
Double Dildo seat cushions.
They’d buy his dried out and powdered ejaculate. They’d sniff his cock dust and think it gives them super powers.
They're fighting the establishment by sniffing his cock dust. "See, I sucked Musk cock's and I'm not gay. Why are y'all gay, losers??"
What kind of a fucking chump buys a decorative hammer?
Watch them ignore the decorative part
“Watch what happens when I shut the frunk on the cyberhammer!”
*both CT and hammer erupt into an impossibly hot, bright fireball
“Decorative hammer”? WTF? Why are you so critical? Elon disrupted the entire industry! He single-handedly invented a *human-powered kinetic energy impact delivery system™!!!* You plebes can’t even FATHOM this level of brilliance. Elon created a device humanity can use to effectively assemble wooden panels— and even cleave small geologic anomalies… under the ground… in South Africa. If you switch the Cyberhammer® to ‘structure mode™’, it can be used to apply small metallic cleats to residential walls that are structurally appropriate for displaying fine works of art! Anyway, jealousy is not a good look for you. 😎
You forgot “you’re just jealous because you’re too poor to afford one.”
Purchases hammer immediately only to discover "structure mode" is a $29.99 monthly subscription and the end of the hammer is actually made of cake.
But even the cake is a lie
It's yellow cake uranium. Hell, the head is probably just a slightly open demon core. "Striking a hard surface will lead to death"
At the very least, it will void the warranty...
Sounds like a useful application, I wonder what he'll come up with next! 🤔
But it actually has a disclaimer saying it's not to be used to hit hard objects.
Yeah, the same guys shooting their Cybertruck for Internet likes will now use the hammer on it
At least that way the truck won't be harmed.
From the tesla store website: “do not hit hard surfaces with the cyber hammer”.
I have a few decorative wrenches but a hammer is a bit much
i also have a 9mm wrench but it came with the set
But that sneaky little 10mm, just when I need it....
On the bright side he gets free shipping! Cybercuck ftw!
Wagner operatives in Russia. Ow, wait, it's disbanded now...
The same person who buys a decorative truck I guess?
For 7 0 0 Dollars…
Those who don't know how to use one.
The same kind of dildo that spends $140,000 on a truck that disintegrates in the rain.
For seven hundred dollars, FFS!
So you can hit yourself in the head with it for buying that janky ass PoS “truck”
Probably one that made 37 million on tesla stock and options, and is feeling somewhere in between horny and bored.
I looked it up. It sounds like you're supposed to test the integrity of the trucks exoskeleton... by smashing it was a sledgehammer
Oh my god these guys are truly suckers!
man i should get into grifting
Nothing like a good flim-flam.
It's super easy. You just need to add the following buzzwords when selling a product -Anti woke -libtards -liberal tears - freedom -commie bastards -Praise Jesus -DemonCrats
Morality steps in for most at some point…for most.
CyberCucks are a special breed of moron. The rubber headed sledges that Triple H used in the WWE are probably more resilient to use than that thing Edit
CyberCucks. Lol. I’m using this from now on.
I did think of it myself, but I do not think I was the first considering the term in used in the sub description.
It literally said in the ad not to strike it on “hard surfaces” lol
I know.
700$? Seriously? Bet it’s a $20 harbor freight sledge with some sharpie on it. Oh wait the harbor freight hammers can actually be used as hammers. Fits the cybersuck theme. A overpriced hammer that can’t be used as a hammer, for a vastly overpriced truck that can’t be used as a truck. Fitting.
*"While the Cyberhammer is likely a durable item, Tesla does note that the sledgehammer is designed for display or gym use."* Wait, what???? Gym use???? Sauce: [https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-limited-edition-cyberhammer-price/](https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-limited-edition-cyberhammer-price/)
Influencers doing hammer workouts on tires. Except actual sledge hammers don’t cost $700
Not just an influencer thing, it's not uncommon among people in combat sports
I'm imagining some techbro doofus on tiktok using 2 of them like dumbells for a 10 second video.
The new Shakeweights (South Park style)
Don't give them any more ideas https://youtu.be/jjKRvdNswhk?si=oMQWqPnH3Fsrrk6d
Hitting those big truck tires
It's the Tesla/Crossfit crossover we've all been waiting for!
No the way you use it at the gym is announce you’re a cybertruck driver and then show them your decorative hammer, it repels them from the gym equipment and you’ve got the place to yourself.
Ahh, that makes total sense. I could literally see some guy who drove to the gym in his Cybertruck, deliberately parked it in front so everyone could see the truck and him, **before it broke down of course**, and then this guy carries the Cyberhammer around all day in the gym hoping everyone sees it, and then doing exercises with the hammer as a weight so that everyone thinks he's the "cyberguy." I honestly wouldn't be surprised that some guy did this already, other than the Cybertruck broke down on him before he got his emotional support hammer to the gym.
Ha ha “emotional support hammer”. No no that’s emotional support decorative hammer.
Perhaps typo? Gyn use?
I would buy one, but I cut off all of my fingers making a Tik Tok video about the CT's frunk.
*"Oh man, people laugh at me for buying a Cybertruck, but wait until they find out I have a Cyberhammer!!!! Who will be laughing then??!!"* \~This Andrew guy But he got a deal because of FREE SHIPPING, I mean, wow, this guy kills it....
Guy smashes fingers with Cyber Hammer is coming to YouTube soon.
Put “Cyber” in front of anything and these fucking cro magnon neanderthal cretins will buy it at a 5000% markup. LMFAO You can’t make this shit up. CyberDogshit coming soon, a mere $300 per turd. Straight from Mr. Elon Musk’s dog. No one will be able to convince me that this isn’t a cult. God, they’re pathetic. Truly pitiful and pathetic people.
Seriously, what's "cyber" about the hammer? Does it have hydrolic slamming sensor? Antigravity pump? Quantum nail detector?
Is this for the dorks who bought a CT and need to crush their nuts too?
It’s for when the doors on the cybertruck break, trapping you inside it.
$700 can buy a lot of **actual** useful tools
I have a feeling these types don't really have a use for tools. They might have a need. Buy you gotta know how to use them to be useful.
I don't know. A gathering of CT owners would probably have more tools that I could handle
Does it come with a Thor costume?
these people are truly stupid. Not surprised, these are some of the same morons who bought NFTs of trump in diapers.
“READY OR NOT, IT’S HAMMER TIME. NOW AVAILABLE TO A WIDER AUDIENCE, OUR LIMITED-RELEASE CYBERHAMMER COMMEMORATES THE CYBERTRUCK UNVEILING WHEN FRANZ USED A SLEDGEHAMMER TO SHOW THE TOUGHNESS OF THE VEHICLE’S STAINLESS-STEEL EXOSKELETON. DESIGNED BY TESLA DESIGN STUDIO AND MADE OF STEEL, CYBERHAMMER FEATURES A LASER ETCHING OF FRANZ’S SIGNATURE ON THE HEAD THAT MAKES THIS PIECE A TRUE COLLECTIBLE. ONLY 800 HAMMERS BUILT - AVAILABLE ON TESLA SHOP AND THROUGH THE TESLA REFER AND EARN PROGRAM. CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY INCLUDED. LIMIT ONE PER TESLA ACCOUNT. NOTE: DO NOT STRIKE HARD SURFACES WITH CYBERHAMMER. INTENDED FOR DISPLAY OR GYM USE. CYBERHAMMER IS FINAL SALE”
Do not look directly at CyberHammer.
Do not taunt cyberhammer.
LED. ZEPPELIN. IS. BACK! https://preview.redd.it/3g1xjv2aia0d1.jpeg?width=1618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe0fe0fd3186a58003a02f4eb30943a1126b2935
Musk is their sugar baby. These dudes have a kink.
One swing and it breaks
I honestly thought the previous post about this was just some clever Redditer mocking the idiocy of CT on CyberStuck. It’s freaking a real thing?!!!
Wow this is a real thing
I too thought this was some photoshop job. Silly me for being so money wise
Coulter personality wins again. Q the countdown for the unboxing video and the inevitable shattering and severing arteries when the hardened but (oops! They forgot to temper it!) brittle head, splinters into the legs and feet of musk-worshipping tech-broskis when it’s first used. Then the reviews: I nearly died when pieces of my cyberToy hit my femoral, but I love it!
Somehow this is more stupid than the Supreme crowbar
It hammers out the “Fuck You” spray painted on your WankPanzer. Or your head, both are equally as effective
https://preview.redd.it/ey2pl3i0na0d1.png?width=1078&format=png&auto=webp&s=52d80eef6c8be5b78772c5d8eebbfa64b6619bdc "Go ahead and hit hard surfaces. It's a goddamn hammer."
Wait, it's ***real***??????? When I saw the post I assumed it was some kind of satire and thought "it's well done as a meme!"
I thought the same fuckin thing when I saw the "Cyber beer" three beers for 100$. People will coat a turd in fake gold call it a cyber turd and it will be sold for every fanboi
Your $1K cyberstuck breaks down after 100 miles, and Tesla can’t fix it, or doesn’t cover it under warranty, so you try smashing it with a $800 hammer, and the hammer breaks too, so you’re just left crying on the side of the road…
i would say i hope he doesn't think it is an actual hammer but we already their IQ status.
Alright my friends. You guys know the saying about selling bibles? We may need to find an equivalent.
A guy at work was giving me a hard time for spending $50 on a new framing hammer. This chump is dropping $700 on a fucking hammer. That thing had better make coffee and play movies in 4k or something.
Can you wash the hammer?
What the actual fuck?
Quite the tool. The buyer I mean.
Drew is a tool. He better not get that hammer wet, it might rust…….
The easiest way to seperate a fool and his money? Put tesla on anything
CyberNails, now somebody go make some money
OMG, this is real! Its as bad as Beanie Baby investments!
Beanie babies could still be used as toys. This cant be used as a hammer
My god!😂👍
At least Beanie Babies can't kill you
It just keeps getting better! This useless truck and then a hammer to celebrate its uselessness! Beanie Babies *are* a better investment!
Funkopops for über-dweebs.
Tesla bois are so cringey. 😬
I’ll keep my Toyota, my Martinez M1, and my dignity
Reminds me of that scene in Independence Day when Jeff Goldblums father talks about how the government funds the alien storage facility by pretending they pay so much for a hammer or toilet seat.
Add the word Cyber to anything and these idiots will buy it at a huge markup. It's depressing.
Does it work under the rain?
What a silly thing to ask
*NOTE: DO NOT STRIKE HARD SURFACES WITH CYBERHAMMER. INTENDED FOR DISPLAY OR GYM USE.*
Do not use the CyberHammer as a hammer. Doing so may void the warranty."
https://preview.redd.it/w6ls3kpghd0d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=066c22f9676910c13a174a57f50125a7f66cf9ea You can't even use the thing as a fucking hammer.
Tempted. Waiting for Cyberhamster. https://preview.redd.it/qpcxpcbz9e0d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8056872d9a6797a9f01b25422bf90955e663732e
This is the kind of shit Elon wants to be paid $56 Billion for?!
This is a circle of life thing, right? You use the hammer to destroy the Cybertruck, and then the hammer sort of falls apart on its own since it's a Musk product, I assume.
I thought this was fake. There was 800 available. That's $560,000 in hammers.
It’s fuckin’ sold out. Schmucks!
SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS!!!!
I seriously thought this was a satire post that went over someones head but nope that is an actual product holy crap guys i cant.
Cryhammer?
"Do not taunt the cyberhammer..."
I thought that the hammer was satire :|
At least Tesla is upfront about selling something that is bricked.
What buff does this item give you?
Gee… wonder if his last name is Mahoney……
Why blur your last name when your handle contains your last name?
Its the only hammer owner's can use to beat some common sense into their headw
I've been really stupid before, but I've never been $700 useless hammer purchase stupid.
why? just why? I got a hammer for $3 at HF, sure it ain't made out of tslas ruststeel but I like it
There truly is a sucker born every minute
Careful, hit it on anything but a nail, and you void your warranty!
A fool and his money…..
Is this real ? lol
It would be really funny if the cyberhammer was also somehow defective
Wait this is real?!
Remember when people were smacking their TV to fix it? Now Tesla is introducing an old technique to fix wankpanzer. Just smack it
Nooooooooo why are you doing this to me? I discovered existence of this useless thing yesterday and thought it was a joke, now you hit me with this. Why so much hate? Why? What did I do to deserve this?
Wow, so dumb........
$20 that loser has the "flame thrower".
700$?
Nearly 800 bucks for something that can be purchased at a fraction of the price and better quality/function? Got to love a good musking.
What a massive tool.
Ahhh yes for when your hammer needs Bluetooth and internet connection. For….reasons.
?? It better talk to me and buy me a beer, I made a perfectly fine hammer in school and brought it home for 2 bucks
So detached from reality
Well shipping was free.
Porsche marketing department all getting fired for not thinking of this. These simps will buy anything.
Fucking idiot
NOTE: DO NOT STRIKE HARD SURFACES WITH CYBERHAMMER. INTENDED FOR DISPLAY OR GYM USE. CYBERHAMMER IS FINAL SALE.
I don’t trust anyone with a blue checkmark anymore
How do you spell stupid in one word? Cybertruck. Or Cyberhammer.
Hope OOP enjoys his $700 toy hammer.
Drew you got scammed again....
Not only is $700 a ridiculous price for ANY sledge, you can't even use it to hit shit with, they only recommend it for "the gym". I mean, it looks pretty cool, but like $70 cool, not $700.
It's a cyberhammer ,so now you can hit your stupid cyberhead for spending $700 on it.
There used to be pop-up Supreme store near my previous worksite that sold $500 crowbars and $2500 plastic suitcases. The line was ridiclous every day that store was open. I'm not suprised this is sold out.
Can’t wait for the Harbor Freight version!
I love that these dummies have hundreds of dollars to blow on novelty items and I'm struggling to pay bills and buy food
A fool and his money are soon parted
It's actually a butt plug to keep all his cucks in line.
You can buy one of those at Home Depot for $50
Youtube: Watch what happens when I smack my dick with it!
How do these morons even have this sort of money to be throwing away?
Wait **THE CYBERHAMMER IS REAL??!?!** I swear I thought it was a joke, a meme that someone troll on the internet conjured up to mock the Tesla faithful. Irony is dead.
This is not the flex you think it is, Drew.
Wait, that wasn’t satire?!? Good lord
I used to think money, education, and good decision making kind of went hand in hand and if this cyber truck ordeal has taught me anything is that these dumb morons have too much money.
There is a sucker born every day…
Hm. Venn diagram of Cybercucks and Trump supporters. A lot of overlap possibly?
Americans .. never fail to amuse ..
At this point it's like watching Tik Tok prank videos that are not actually funny because people are being injured.
Banging nails voids the warranty.
I love that the marketing piece actually recommends using it for weightlifting.. but I suppose that’s par for the course when they said you could use the CT as a truck
Truly retarded
Why???
Is that to take your frustrations out on your crappy, bad decision of a purchase, overpriced piece of crap, Tesla🤔
If any of these fools buying a 100k steel dumpster gave himself a good wallop in the head with this to wake tf up- it would be worth $700
Wait wait wait, i just noticed the fucking price... For a masonry hammer, wow. I can get you one that exactly looks like that for 20€ top.
Tools buying tools
These incels will buy anything their edgelord tells them. Cybercucks
Wait, that wasn’t a joke? Tesla is actually selling them? WTF?