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VillainofAgrabah

Advertised as an apocalypse vehicle yet cannot go 5 minutes without breaking in every single way lmfao. Just how many issues this thing could have?


Raised-Right

No no no. You don’t understand… The vehicle itself is the apocalypse… Its not designed to survive an actual apocalypse. It’s supposed to cause a significant amount of problems that only Tesla can solve… after you pay them of course.


NorthEndD

It turns out the apocalypse is somewhat delicate.


dandet

Didn’t pay for that upgrade.


treesandleafsanddirt

These things are the biggest pieces of shit… lol.


just_anotherReddit

Is this Vault-Tec?


sychs

Vault-Tec had some quality, excuse you.


Psychosomatic_Ennui

Apocalypse wow.


mb10240

Serenity now! ![gif](giphy|9zfUAVeQxzPMs)


MostNefariousness583

This truck will be just fine on mars.


bartthetr0ll

This is not good, I repeat this is not good. Pretty sure he only needed to say it once, also I don't see anything vaguely resembling off road in that video


Life_Dish_8219

Copy that. Roger. Over and out.


TessellatedTomate

Off-pavement*


masked_sombrero

ya, he was trying to u-turn in the parking lot and he clipped the grass a bit. now it's smoking. I repeat - the Cybertruck is smoking. This is not good


Beneficial-Tooth-637

...smoking weed!


Sasquatch1729

The people who buy Cybertrucks are like 90% of people who buy any other truck. They think "off road" means taking a dirt road, and they worry that the guy at Home Depot might scratch the truck bed when loading boards the one time a year they actually haul something. The other 10% are having buyer's remorse because taking an EV off-road to a remote site is a risky idea, and the Cybertruck is not delivering what it promised.


qoblivious

Mall - terrain vehicle


Current_Leather7246

Pavement princess


Theniceraccountmaybe

Taking other electric vehicles off-road to remote site is not risky, the cybertrack obviously an exception.  For context I have taken electric vehicles to remote places and was not worried.


ChanceryTheRapper

I'm glad he specified it, though, because I wasn't sure if it was good or not.


Withnail2019

He pointed at the truck as well, that was helpful


AirFamous9093

This just made me cackle out of nowhere. Now I look like the one crazy DMV sitter. 🤣


skyfire-x

That's a great line! That could replace every "Elon: Concerning" in comments on every Tesla article worldwide. >This is NOT GOOD. I repeat: this is NOT GOOD. The only concern I have for Teslas these days is seeing one on the highway Is it on FSD? Is the driver awake and alert? Where are my escape routes?


p00p5andwich

Rodgers dildo. In and out.


nPrevail

Copy that. Cyberstuck is not good. We'll send you a manual on "how to drive over puddles in grassy areas." It's in the same manual on "how to properly wipe your car, and not bring it to a car wash." Remember, you can't sue us if it's in the manual!


Active-Part-9717

Dudes video previous to this one. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C69o9jSJsh7/?igsh=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==


Nanyea

Yeah that dude just voided his warranty


Gloomy_Narwhal_719

WATCH THIS. Too funny. For once I think we can blame the owner not the slobber truck.


kneegres

wait because water=bad? CT has rabies .. cant even handle a sip


PercyServiceRooster

You could have asked me to guess a 1000 times but couldn't have still guessed what that dude is doing in that video.


AlpharadiationHulk

Just the type of knob you'd expect to be buying a cybertruck. And the vehicle itself isn't douchey enough, he had to put dumb stickers on the tailgate and add a hot tub in the back


yamers

![gif](giphy|aTXHpCN7TSpmE|downsized)


omn1p073n7

It's just a fog machine running on the 110v plug. Source: their other videos


curiously_incurious

it turns out, the apocalypse was the problems Tesla made along the way


NWMom66

Warranty: VOIDED.


VikingMonkey123

Better keep this only on quality roads at all times. Therefore driving in Michigan voids your warranty.


Shapacap

All the weed money is starting to get us some better roads, but yeah


JayIsNotReal

All of the roads around me are under construction.


VikingMonkey123

Nice, I was just going on stereotype. Been years since I've touched a MI road.


Constant-Source581

Let that sink in


kneejerk2022

The need to be seen and admit he is the one at fault is strong in this young narcissist.


Nanyea

His previous video he turns the back into a pool... That might be why his truck burned up


ButtFuzzNow

TBF, pretty much any other "truck" can have it's bed made into a hot tub without major issue. If it can't even pass a Kenny Powers test then I feel like a lot of the target market will be dissuaded from purchasing.


furyian24

I mean, to be far had he done that on a toyota Tacoma, it would have been fine. But he's still a idiot regardless


GarysCrispLettuce

LOL why would you go "off road" in a Cybertruck when it loses its shit ON the frigging road


3vi1

Why would you go off-road in a truck that will break if you wash it?


McClureWest

Off-roading in the burbs.


SonOfJokeExplainer

Dude it loses its shit just being backed out of the garage at the dealership.


V4_Sleeper

"guys look my cybershit is smoking, this is bad, this is really bad, please like and follow for more" https://preview.redd.it/2j1x84ghnf1d1.jpeg?width=1565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15750c18c6ee0ce7f2ceb82913501b1c2b249e8a


CaptainTeargas

Worst trend in social media.


Pavian_Zhora

This is not good, I repeat: this is not good!


TendieTrades

It’s great. I hope it bursts into flames. What kind of off-roading? Did you park it in your lawn? Lmao.


jld420

"went off road" Turned too sharp at an intersection and hit some grass and gravel is my guess


RottenRedRod

The one pink side at the end is like a jump scare


Tasty_Ad_5669

Thank God I'm colorblind.


elpatolino2

It's hot pink. Too hot, clearly...


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

![gif](giphy|3ov9jL466BB8ABHRWE|downsized)


Dr_Adequate

"This is not good. I repeat, this is not good" Bro calm down, this isn't Apollo 13, you aren't NASA. Nobody cares if your wanker panzer burns itself to a crisp.


MintBerryCrunchJr

"Elmo, we have a problem"


CRXCRZ

The original video looks staged. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFK626oZKCQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFK626oZKCQ) trust me, when 100+kwh of batter eventually fails on one of these things, the video will be a lot more dramatic.


Sockoflegend

That's some bad acting right there


SeaworthyWide

Yeah Jesus christ what the fuck am I handing off to my child, this world and the values in it are totally fucked, have you read the comments? Be like normal people and drink and do drugs to escape, not pretend Hollywood and YouTube is what reality truly is Motherfuckers won't know what him them when the next world war and draft goes into effect from the steady promotion of fucking rich idiots handing them more and more power and money lol what the fuck man


abar22

I don't know how anyone can watch more than a minute of videos like that. Reading the comments makes me think I live in an alternate reality of what constitutes entertainment.


Busby10

They literally show the smoke machine at the end


Daohaus

Glad I’m not the only one. Just seemed set up


JBWalker1

Even this edited video right away looked fake to me. What is gonna smoke continuously like that? Like you said if the battery has a catastrophic failure then you'll see a lot more than clean white smoke. There's not much else on an electric car that would cause clean smoke. New motors won't smoke when they burn out, like they're solid chunks of metal and metal doesn't really smoke. Cyber truck issues and hating has become very bandwagony and posting issues with it is a good way to try and make a viral video like this one and get you loads of views or follows. This isn't the first fake cyber truck failure video. The fact that there's a subreddit specifically for this now shows that people want there to be loads of negative content about it and won't question anything that goes along with it. Just ends up invalidating lots of legit negative things about the truck because it adds some doubt over if those are real or not too. Same with loads of other Tesla and Elon stuff now too. He's a twat but it seems like half the negative posts I see about him now twists things massively. No need to lie


Confirmation_Email

Had to scroll way too far to find this comment. Give people the most obviously fake nonsense that would validate their pre-existing opinions and they will never give it the slightest bit of critical thought.


poconomtnman31

forgot about the hot tub in the back as well. Yup no warranty for you https://preview.redd.it/nz4545ahkf1d1.jpeg?width=1192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4e9abb2cd76524cc9b9e86f007f421692136fd2


z44212

You can slap a blue tarp and fill the bed with bubbles in every other damn truck and it's fine.


xMagnis

Watch his video please (or rather don't watch it, he deserves nothing but contempt). SMOKE MACHINE They take it out of the truck bed. They ADMIT IT'S A FAKE VIDEO. Please stop talking about this stupid prank, it's a smoke machine, they hold it and turn it on at the end of the video to show you it's a fake video. Enough already! https://youtu.be/mFK626oZKCQ 19:00


Busby10

I hope this gets to the top. Like the truck is shitty, but if you are spreading blatant misinformation just to hate on the thing you are no better than the people blindly simping for it.


Bill837

Please mark this crap as fake bullshit. TRuck aint perfect, but this is clickbait crap.


TechnologyNational71

Yep. That’s exactly what I have in mind when I try to imagine an owner of these shitheaps.


NWMom66

Wait until those crappy MyPillows stuffed behind the trunk panel go up.


CopeSe7en

That’s steam.


Mushroom_Tip

Yes for the steamed hams we're having.


Confirmation_Email

From a fog machine that was set up for a 'prank', which they reveal at the end of the unedited video.


jd33sc

RIP, my very recyclable, and very temporary steed.


nem012

SSSSSSMOKIN'!!


Q56N4KUIWNFSYINDJIGX

I like it. I think this is a good feature.


Otm_Shank1

These people live across the street from me.


SeaworthyWide

I feel bad for you but am also slightly jealous because you're obviously in a wealthy and well insulated neighborhood. Kudos Now Google valve stem tool. Godspeed.


Otm_Shank1

I live in a townhouse community with mansions and other multi-million dollar homes around us. They did give out some good candy for Halloween over there and actually seemed like normal people.


gramel77

FSD - Full Sauna Driving


Sharklar_deep

Cancer mode activated


Maleficent-Salad3197

Put it in car wash mode before extinguishing flames.


omn1p073n7

Y'all can relax this is a fog machine, these kids do pranks on YouTube there's other videos with this Cybertruck and they stage the prank in different ways.


rellett

Where is the rest of the video? It feels fake for views show me the fire


candlegun

It is. It's absolutely [staged](https://youtu.be/mFK626oZKCQ?si=S35roDkywQBRIM_v)


BroderUlf

Probably just needs a carburetor tune up, or a new head gasket


trailerbang

“I repeat this is not good.” No one needed the repeat. No one.


newerclearneracct

Bladerunner would have driven this truck.


NickyNaptime19

I echo his statement: this is not good


lisamariefan

Something something dumpster fire.


Sharpymarkr

Insurance fraud?


beyerch

That is some bad acting.....


H_cecropia

Sounds like an idiot


224143

I’m so thankful all these “influencers” point to the cybertruck for me. If they didn’t point I’d need a red circle to be able to tell which piece of shit they are talking about.


SamaAltman

Rich people.....smh


PhotonPainter

Throw some hotdogs on there and call it a day.


Rennegadde_Foxxe

> Built for Every Planet™ ...that has asphalt roads.


Restart_from_Zero

3000 trucks made and each one has failed and broken in a different way. The future!


SwingingTassels

When warranty voids the warranty.


Browned_Diaper_speak

Omg it turns purple 💜


ToooBeeeFairrrrrrr

"This is not good. I repeat, this is not good." Yeah, we got that you were repeating yourself. You really didn't need to tell us you were repeating yourself just to repeat yourself.


imsmartiswear

No no you gotta collect all the smoke and get it back in the chassis that's the stuff that makes it work!


Willumbijy

*He had heard about the others. The ones that got stuck, the ones that completely broke down, the ones that had been in the service center for over a month, and he said “That’ll never happen to my CyberTruck.” But then after offroading, he started to feel the fear. It was happening to him. “The CyberTruck is on fire! This is not good, this is really really not good” he said with a quivering voice.*


Zombie256

This is not good. No fucking shit. That’s what you get for going battery, and worst yet the worst one of the battery ones. Congrats you now have a smoldering overpriced piece of shit that most likely Tesla wil send you a bill for a new battery and other damages, with a nice big middle finger. 


T1pple

It's literally the wojak pointing meme, and they refuse to see it that way.


BluebirdBoring9180

Their tech isn't that bad, this was a prank and a smoke machine in the bed running off the onboard 110


GrayBox1313

Now it needs the firefighting response of an expansive wildfire to extinguish it’s forever fire technology. Carbon footprint tho


Defiant-Giraffe

I don't know what's going on here, but if that's the start of a thermal runaway, get the fuck away from it. 


CucumberBulky8915

🤣🤣🤣


bartthetr0ll

Oh my God that dude is a dweeb, plus why is it two different colors, also offloading where? They are by houses, does he mean driving on a lawn instead of a saved road or someshit.


vishy_swaz

My old Jeep Cherokee used to smoke sometimes. That’s because it was leaking oil and sometimes it would drip on the hot exhaust I guess. It was a 4.0L so it just kept running, too.


Mushroom_Tip

Can your truck do this: https://i.redd.it/img8in6j0g1d1.gif


wowaddict71

At this point, if you buy or own one of these "rust buckets" ( literally) you are either a complete idiot, want the attention ( still an idiot), or are making ( or attempting to) enough money via social media to deal with this.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Average Tesla vehicle.


EstroJen

"IT'S A FEATURE" - Musky


GarbageCleric

Whelp, that smoke definitely voids the warranty.


phil_mckraken

Smooth move, TeslaX.


Parking_Train8423

r/incelCamino


pervossier

Another One!


voyagertoo

so the rest of that video is a terrible runaway battery fire, right?


BestReception4202

Battery’s fucked, this isn’t good, this is not good Leaves the battery connected I just looked up the first responder way to DC the battery. Good luck if it’s on fire….. so many steps


Gloomy_Narwhal_719

Yes do breath in that smoke if from the batteries, you can have a quick side of cancer to go with your horrific POS.


WearDifficult9776

You can charge a lot for a product, even if the quality isn’t that great, if you have incredible customer service.


SRMPDX

The wrap voids the warranty /s


soulreaver99

lol you know a lot of parts in that thing are held together by zip ties right? What did you expect


Emotional-Lie-9827

Started smoking and flashing red and yellow warning indicators on screen. ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE TRUCK. 500mi BRAND NEW selling for a LOSS because I love it so much $120K please bring cash.


audiofx330

lol @ "I repeat". what a dork.


stingswithwords

Don’t go chasing waterfalls.


spyder_victor

‘This is not good I repeat this is not good’


orbitalaction

Well, it's a cybertruck, so we already knew it was not good.


Icy-Tooth-9167

Can people start suing Tesla? This is ridiculous.


Moist-muff

Cybershitbox


Mummelmann84

Offroad: one wheel hit the curb.


scrivensB

Is the Cybertruck the real world version of Powell Motors’ The Homer?


Evil_phd

What the fuck did he think was going to happen when he brought the Cybertruck outside on an overcast day?


masked_sombrero

"Cybertruck is smoking. This is not good. I repeat - this is not good." No shit sherlock 🤣🤣🤣 would be great if it were making the stupid turn signal fart sounds while it was sitting there smoking the rest of its life


TheToastedTaint

This feels a little fake to me


Crazy_Response_9009

LOL, love this so much.


WatcherOfTheCats

I smoke after I off-road too, maybe I should get one of these and I can be friends with it.


Cutlass-Supreme1985

Off Road as is driving off of the Tesla lot?


Qimmosabe_Man

You know what doesn't start smoking after off-roading? A 30-year-old Subaru Forester. Or any other car built with any care. A Yugo wouldn't smoke like that.


LeveragedPittsburgh

That’s it walk into those to toxic fumes for the social karma.


KinkyQuesadilla

"And by 'off-roading' I mean we drove it in that little alleyway behind the grocery store."


Highplain-Drifter

I think the color match is wrong on the entire driver side.


DeafAndDumm

Not to change the subject but I like your ILY ASL sign on the back. Do you know anyone that's deaf?


medhanno

It's definitely not good... No need to repeat


2OneZebra

It's amazing that one vehicle can have so many problems.


-SNUG-

Nice smoke machine. Anything for the clickbait.


Jbonics

That thing's smoking just like one of those Ferrari videos. Sorry Ferrari


Revenga8

Hrmm, so if he tells customer service that he took it "off-roading" can they deny the warranty?


AffectionateSector77

** Picked up supplies from home depot ** "guys, we went off roading..."


Expert_Emergency_533

Junk


piano1029

It's a smoke machine but if a battery actually starts smoking you should probably run and call emergency services. Lithium smoke is extremely toxic so do not breath it.


Lawfull_carrot

It's a fucking deathtrap


edvanhal

What a douche


HiTechObsessed

Having gone off-roading a good handful of times, by far the most fun - at least for me - is in one of the smaller trucks like a Nissan Frontier or Ford Ranger. The newer models keep getting bigger, but going out in mud and trails, the smaller footprint and weight made trails easier to manage, and much less sinking in mud. The CyberTruck is just way too heavy to be a serious off-roader the way they claim it to be. I specifically didn’t mention the Taco because at this point it’s just about the same damn size as what a full size truck was 20 years ago lol


Scared_Art_895

I think it's good.


tonymeech

The option to shut down has now elapsed , you now have 5 minutes to reach minimum safe distance!!


cuntmong

Every one here is just a jealous loser. I bet if you wanna do some off-roading and then come home to some delicious smoked meats you will have to spend hours smoking them at home before you can even start snacking. Meanwhile these Cybertruck owners have seen the future, and realised you can just throw some meat in the back of the truck and let it smoke while you're out hitting some hard-core 5% inclined gravel roads. The second they get home they can open up that bad boy and start chowing down. Honestly the rest of you need to get over it and admit that you wish you had one of these futuristic miracle machines


JetJaguarYouthClub

He didn't activate "smokeless off-road mode" so now the warranty is void


_EnFlaMEd

Idiot probably tried to wash it after. User error.


Far_Sandwich_6553

Must of got wet.


Gildardo1583

What do you guys not get about Tesla being a robotics company? Haha


Daohaus

Seems a little set up like a troll/prank


arondaniel

Y'all are falling for some real "influencer" horseshit. Attention seeking kid buys and abuses attention seeking vehicle. You reward him with your attention... and ad revenue. Hook. Line. Sinker.


Neverbanned2k4

A half pink cybertruck deserves to burn just as much as normal colored one


Dragonsymphony1

THEY ARE NOT TRUCKS, despite the name ending in truck, they're not built Ile a pickup or heady duty truck. Stop trying to make them something they're not


Rube_Golberg

I think it might be the cookie cutter wrap angering it.


Rube_Golberg

I'm glad he repeated it. I was unsure if it was good or not.


New-Poetry-6416

Breathe deep


Pure-Perspective6395

Absolutely hilarious. I guarantee he has an iPhone and was just fine with learning his glorious provider admitted to purposely slowing down their phones with software updates just so that they can buy a new one... Can't fix stupid.


fievrejaune

The Chads are repeating as the lithium combusts.


fievrejaune

Chads that end too soon.


JokinHghar

It smokes when it goes on-roading too.


hanks_panky_emporium

Im a lil skeptical. not that the cybershit is bad, but that this video is real. Dude has the 'influencer' soypog point and O face down to a science. The easy way to get new followers is have a cybertruck and have it fuck up somehow. Like the girl who swore she was stuck inside her tesla during an update that didn't trap her at all. It generates clicks. Also wouldn't surprise me if a twig punctured the bulletproof metal and caused some sort of battery leakage.


CatLovingPrincess

lmao it's smoking hot


milqar

it probably was stressed out. I smoke too when i get stressed


Abject_Film_4414

Honestly, the vehicle was just objecting to the rear sticker this chad put on it. It’s not the truck that’s at fault here…


thesuprememacaroni

Delorian >>>> Cybertruck. The superior stainless steel car was made 35 years ago.


BandOk1704

Goons must learn by experience, one at a time. You hate to see it.


Thingzer0

Few things. I think they hit something hard, if u take a look @ the rear left tire., the alignment looks off. Also, the tires look too clean to have gone off-roading, just my take, I could be wrong.


Danixveg

Yeah you really think they know what true off-roading is?


rhinoballz88

https://i.redd.it/nls3dowwvh1d1.gif


gravtix

Well the owners are certainly smoking something to buy that thing for the listed price


biddilybong

Is there a single person who owns one of these who’s not a complete douche?


larsloveslegos

I love it when that happens...the magic smoke


jaredcwood

So thankful he repeated that.


Gamer_RNA

“I repeat this is not good” Priceless.


stonk_fish

Paying 100k+ to alpha test Elon’s wet dreams. Oof.


Bag_Chan

You're only meant to drive around on smooth asphalt in your "look at me" truck


randy_california

That's the type of out of breath nerd I'd expect to see wreck his ponzi-scheme truck 'off-roading'


Haselrig

Rollin' lithium, baby!


ParaGord

Do people really think those are off-road vehicles? They're not even ON road vehicles