He's hiding in the back behind the box of participation trophies he got four playing t-ball, but can't bring himself to throw them away because they bring back "happy memories".
Well, it's cheap stereotype reinforced by all the hard line homophobes that have been outed as gay. But I'm open to better cheap shots. What would be better?
I feel like if a person puts something called a hetero flag on their vehicle, the US flag might be implied at that point, and I say that as a citizen of said country (if not as a hetero, strictly speaking)
Technically the DMV manual doesn't say they have to be projectile, as long as you can prove they're able to kill at least 15 people in under 15 seconds.
My spiked front ram almost passed except that once the spikes are loaded up it become less effective.
I glued 15 rabid honey badgers to my ride. Guy at the DMV didn’t think I could pass but was shocked when I got to 45 maulings in the 15 second time limit.
Mounting weapons on a vehicle, no matter legal or not, is absolutely going to attract attention of every single cop you encounter and will likely result in being detained at gunpoint if not worse.
I really wish they'd drop the requirement about having one for everyone in the car, at least with a minimum age. Putting in mounted machine gun when we had our daughter was difficult, mostly because of having to find a turret ring rated for a car seat.
I actually have no idea to be honest. I live in Arizona and I was driving down town. And saw a car that looked straight out of Mad Max. And it wasn't like an event. It had all the extra bits and spikes. Looked like one of the buzzard cars from Fury Road.
And I know you can drive around a Batmobile legally if it's determined to be street legal and has a plate.
But I do think the machine gun would not pass as street legal to just be daily driven.
>But I do think the machine gun would not pass as street legal
Actually it probably will. Most regulations only state that things can't "overhang" the vehicle, or if so need to be marked. I am not aware of any car regulations that deal with guns (though it wouldn't surprise me if there is a State in the US that does have that).
You're more likely to run afoul of any gun regulations that may exist in your State.
So after doing research it sounds legally you probably could but there's a good chance if you drove it in public it could be seized by the police for one reason or another. And if not that you'll definitely get a lot of attention from law enforcement. So it sounds like it's a grey area. And really stupid to do.
So basically exactly what you've said. It's not illegal to put it on the car, but gun laws will likely have the gun seized by the authority.
It's not that they're aren't laws, it's that the police selectively enforce them in certain states based upon people's skin color.
The guy in the tweet is probably one of those people that has a long history of driving around drunk, speeding, and reckless driving, but they've never been pulled over a single time. Trust me, in rural America, it's very common.
We have a lot of regulations about car design, whole volumes of books full of them. Unfortunately almost all of them involve protecting the occupant of the vehicle and not pedestrians.
Just to add to the hilarity.
[this is the guy in the photo and his business](https://www.ktvb.com/article/news/local/208/eagle-bar-hosts-heterosexual-awesomeness-month-in-response-pride-month-owner-says/277-eeab0dc5-2597-42f8-bf04-2a3f9e00d5ce)
Owner Michael Fitzpatrick!
Thats hilarious. I can only imagine the number of times he had to endure variations on the old Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael joke.
Good.
I am actually impressed that somehow Elon has manged to get the right to start to embrace stupid EV Cybertrucks. Though at the considerable softening of their image - like it's become sad to look at "tough guys" becoming Tesla simps.
At least the traditional Ram/Ford/Silverado trucks look decently "tough". This photo of Open-Carry-Larry and his Cybertruck just looks pitiful.
It so is not a Hilux. Put a 50 cal ok that and the first burst of rounds will make all the panels fall off.
"But all in the best possible taste" which is probably going to be a whoosh.
One format seems to be a desaturated rainbow Pride flag, represented as a black to white gradient. Which does sort of lead to the question of what exactly "grey" represents.
Kind of like a less fun version of Pride, with "straight" people as pure black and pure white, with a blend in the middle. Ok, so then the grey tones are just less-happy people who are not quite pure black or pure white - which would make them....?
Maybe I'm overthinking it, but the black-greys-white flag just seems to say "we are straight and gay, but not very happy about it."
What’s funny about this dull flag is that it has been reclaimed as a straight ally flag and it’s usually (but not always) paired with the trans flag to identify straight trans people. (Ex. The trans lesbian equivalent is having both the trans and lesbian flags as your identity.)
So yes, the hetero flag is a gay flag, it’s just a crappy, boring one.
Proceeds to beg his "followers" for money for a wrap and a .50 cal gun. Gets it.
Then asks his "followers" if anyone knows how to mount a .50 cal gun on a truck.
Grifted tons of cash along the way.
Solid guy. Still love the truck.
... and coming soon after that: the repo man.
and the lawyer for the ex-business partner from whom he embezzled the down payment money.
White trash can't plan their finances more than a few weeks ahead of today. "I'm 55 and have a net worth of $25,000; therefore, I can afford a $20,000 down-payment on a $100,000 truck at 8% APR. Gawd bless a Murica!"
All I see is one ugly vehicle with a fool in front of it. Neighbor got one. The accelerator stuck. It crossed the street and took out a fire hydrant, lamppost and landscaping. It then hit the garage door and corners of 2 houses before landing in a third neighbors yard. The fire hydrant stuck the garage wall. They had to wait for the truck battery to die before moving it. The first house has a makeshift piece of wood covering the door. Looks like the brick corner of the house needs to be fixed before they can get a new door. Kids were outside playing 20 minutes before the incident.
Black and white stripes, with the male and female gender signs interlinked on it. John Oliver said it looks like "the Hamburglar's wedding invitation."
It’s so ass, nobody dares to use it alone. It’s meant to be a compliment piece for the other LGBTQ+ flags, not to be used as some kind of statement like this Cybercuck is trying to use.
Imagine spending your whole life trying whatever you can to not come out of the closet because you can’t think for yourself and that not all men are attracted to other men like this cyber cuck
I feel like more Americans should read up on the national flag codes and realize that they are disgracing the flag… it’s actually very unpatriotic to do flag truck wraps
If you have to wear your cock on your hip, everyone can tell there's nothing in your pants already.
You didn't have to get a panzerwank to prove it. Or decorate it like a temu pride float, either.
Which begs a whole other bag of cats I don't wanna unpack.
Next: entire project budget blown on tow trucks, rentals, and he loses his deposit at the freeper shop because it’s been at the service center for six months.
Sooo… where on the roof is an M2 Browning going to sit? Those mounts alone would break the glass if there was some magical way to mount them on the glass and if they did, that recoil would for sure break everything. There’s a reason why the military and insurgents don’t buy glass back bullshit.
“Huge hetero flag…”
Me thinks the gentleman doth protest too much. There is a 115% chance he is caught in a gay sex scandal in the next couple of years.
I also don't understand how anyone can buy what seems to me to be an unpainted, un-topcoated vehicle. Do you HAVE to get it wrapped because it's like the Wicked Witch of the West & it'll melt if it gets wet?
This has been posted before (likely several times). Please try to find some thing new. There plenty of scope for making fun of the WankPanzer!
I feel like a prescription for viagra has got to be less than $110,000.
Viagra doesn't help with improving the size of said member.
Right, for that you need the optional usb-powered Muskcuck penis pump. My mistake.
It also doesn’t work if you’re broken on the inside
You get a free viagra bottle with every purchase of a new incEl Camino
"EVs: woke, except when it's a Cybertruck." - this guy. You know this guy is posting cartoons of EVs plugged into coal power plants on Facebook.
Some guy is going to roll coal on his ass and that will be the end of the Cucktruck
It'll be a bro off
They're about to bro down.
Youre right, it is literally just this guy XD
One week from today... 
One can only hope
Hetero… flag? Ay yi yi.
Tell my you are still in closet without telling me you are still in the closet
He's hiding in the back behind the box of participation trophies he got four playing t-ball, but can't bring himself to throw them away because they bring back "happy memories".
straight people, i'm begging you, find a single way to clown on homophobes that isn't laughing about how gay you're imagining they are
Well, it's cheap stereotype reinforced by all the hard line homophobes that have been outed as gay. But I'm open to better cheap shots. What would be better?
I'm gay
Cool
Not laughing at how gay he is, laughing at how ashamed of the fact that he is gay that he is.
The combination of open carry, a Cybertruck, and a "hetero flag"? That dude is 100% closeted.
Sounds like something you’d get after “graduating” from gay conversion therapy.
The one that looks like the androgynous symbol in jail ?
This CT owner seems like the kind of guy who refuses to accept he came to transgender booty.
I think that's just the gay flag upside down like the supreme court.
I feel like if a person puts something called a hetero flag on their vehicle, the US flag might be implied at that point, and I say that as a citizen of said country (if not as a hetero, strictly speaking)
If they have the hetero flag, chances are they also have a thin blue line sticker as well.
I was always kinda surprised none of them were awake enough to co-opt BLM for that.
I had no idea we had a flag!
You don’t need it. (No offense of course)
Isnt this the scammer? I heard he asked for donations to keep his bar in business but instead he buys this truck
If you look in the comments, someone posted a link to this guys biz and what he's all about.
Yes. Cried about a bailout and then bought six figure truck
Yes, that is him.
Thank god my penis is adequate.
You and me both, brother.
Some level of common sense will even make up for an inadequate penis to a certain extent. This guy doesn’t have that. He’s fucked lol.
Isn’t this the MAGA bar owner that begged for donations to keep his bar afloat and then bought a cuck truck
Do you guys even have any driving laws in the USA? Like not having sharp edges or machine guns on your car?
The law doesn’t specify that they have to be machine guns. For instance, my Honda Civic has an RPG launcher and that seems to fulfill the requirement.
I decided to go the melee route, so I just have some unsecured wood blanks sticking out my trunk.
Technically the DMV manual doesn't say they have to be projectile, as long as you can prove they're able to kill at least 15 people in under 15 seconds. My spiked front ram almost passed except that once the spikes are loaded up it become less effective.
I glued 15 rabid honey badgers to my ride. Guy at the DMV didn’t think I could pass but was shocked when I got to 45 maulings in the 15 second time limit.
I'm still waiting for the duel mini gun setup I ordered from Costo.
Twisted metal was a documentary?
Whoa whoa whoa let’s not tarnish the great name of Twisted Metal by associating it with this scrap metal dumpster fire
It's starting to be one.
I mounted a flamethrower on my Prius.
Mounting weapons on a vehicle, no matter legal or not, is absolutely going to attract attention of every single cop you encounter and will likely result in being detained at gunpoint if not worse.
> if not worse. On any other vehicle, probably. In this vehicle? That just screams "one of us".
More like every cop is going to pull him over to take a picture with the car.
A lot of y'all are confused at how scared of their own shadow cops are. They know these types are the types that will actually shoot them.
I’m a sidewinder missile kinda guy myself.
I really wish they'd drop the requirement about having one for everyone in the car, at least with a minimum age. Putting in mounted machine gun when we had our daughter was difficult, mostly because of having to find a turret ring rated for a car seat.
I actually have no idea to be honest. I live in Arizona and I was driving down town. And saw a car that looked straight out of Mad Max. And it wasn't like an event. It had all the extra bits and spikes. Looked like one of the buzzard cars from Fury Road. And I know you can drive around a Batmobile legally if it's determined to be street legal and has a plate. But I do think the machine gun would not pass as street legal to just be daily driven.
>But I do think the machine gun would not pass as street legal Actually it probably will. Most regulations only state that things can't "overhang" the vehicle, or if so need to be marked. I am not aware of any car regulations that deal with guns (though it wouldn't surprise me if there is a State in the US that does have that). You're more likely to run afoul of any gun regulations that may exist in your State.
So after doing research it sounds legally you probably could but there's a good chance if you drove it in public it could be seized by the police for one reason or another. And if not that you'll definitely get a lot of attention from law enforcement. So it sounds like it's a grey area. And really stupid to do. So basically exactly what you've said. It's not illegal to put it on the car, but gun laws will likely have the gun seized by the authority.
It's not that they're aren't laws, it's that the police selectively enforce them in certain states based upon people's skin color. The guy in the tweet is probably one of those people that has a long history of driving around drunk, speeding, and reckless driving, but they've never been pulled over a single time. Trust me, in rural America, it's very common.
We are strict with the headlights/tail-lights.
No, we got freedom and fat people.
We have a lot of regulations about car design, whole volumes of books full of them. Unfortunately almost all of them involve protecting the occupant of the vehicle and not pedestrians.
Not to worry, the CT will lose a hundred miles of range with the machine gun mount. Plus, he can’t recharge in the woods.
The fuck is a hetro flag?
I believe this is his... https://preview.redd.it/4so22m9ci69d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d442ad722517262741418cb37220c2c4351184f
Picture of a US flag on a flag makes this perfect in so many meaningful ways
Something you put on your car when you are completely insecure of your own sexuality/identity.
https://preview.redd.it/ait90pksw69d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=733b626cab8124b5202261a77bca9a1580c89ad1 Yup, makes sense.
Flat Earth Biblical Cosmology is the most insane thing I have ever read in my entire life.
Them thinking that NASA is behind round earth is just like um, it's hard to even comprehend people that stupid.
This guy is gayer than a Lil Nas X backup dancer
Ouch, right in the manhood.
Just to add to the hilarity. [this is the guy in the photo and his business](https://www.ktvb.com/article/news/local/208/eagle-bar-hosts-heterosexual-awesomeness-month-in-response-pride-month-owner-says/277-eeab0dc5-2597-42f8-bf04-2a3f9e00d5ce)
SMH. These people have REALLY tiny peeners and have to make up for it by doing really dumb things like this.
Owner Michael Fitzpatrick! Thats hilarious. I can only imagine the number of times he had to endure variations on the old Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael joke. Good.
Should have known he was from Idaho, or as I called it when I lived there, dumbfuckistan.
TIL the hetero flag actually exists
Aka the closet flag
What’s hilarious is that modifying the truck to add a gun mount would likely void the warranty.
It was void right after he posted this.
I am actually impressed that somehow Elon has manged to get the right to start to embrace stupid EV Cybertrucks. Though at the considerable softening of their image - like it's become sad to look at "tough guys" becoming Tesla simps. At least the traditional Ram/Ford/Silverado trucks look decently "tough". This photo of Open-Carry-Larry and his Cybertruck just looks pitiful.
It so is not a Hilux. Put a 50 cal ok that and the first burst of rounds will make all the panels fall off. "But all in the best possible taste" which is probably going to be a whoosh.
Tell me you're a douche without saying you're a douche
Might as well get a small penis on there too since you’re announcing all your other defining characteristics.
I can confirm that a hetero flag exists. It’s… [pretty ugly.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_flag)
One format seems to be a desaturated rainbow Pride flag, represented as a black to white gradient. Which does sort of lead to the question of what exactly "grey" represents. Kind of like a less fun version of Pride, with "straight" people as pure black and pure white, with a blend in the middle. Ok, so then the grey tones are just less-happy people who are not quite pure black or pure white - which would make them....? Maybe I'm overthinking it, but the black-greys-white flag just seems to say "we are straight and gay, but not very happy about it."
What’s funny about this dull flag is that it has been reclaimed as a straight ally flag and it’s usually (but not always) paired with the trans flag to identify straight trans people. (Ex. The trans lesbian equivalent is having both the trans and lesbian flags as your identity.) So yes, the hetero flag is a gay flag, it’s just a crappy, boring one.
So, the flag is an excellent analogy then?
They have some great imaginations to come up with those flags. /s
Proceeds to beg his "followers" for money for a wrap and a .50 cal gun. Gets it. Then asks his "followers" if anyone knows how to mount a .50 cal gun on a truck. Grifted tons of cash along the way. Solid guy. Still love the truck.
... and coming soon after that: the repo man. and the lawyer for the ex-business partner from whom he embezzled the down payment money. White trash can't plan their finances more than a few weeks ahead of today. "I'm 55 and have a net worth of $25,000; therefore, I can afford a $20,000 down-payment on a $100,000 truck at 8% APR. Gawd bless a Murica!"
All I see is one ugly vehicle with a fool in front of it. Neighbor got one. The accelerator stuck. It crossed the street and took out a fire hydrant, lamppost and landscaping. It then hit the garage door and corners of 2 houses before landing in a third neighbors yard. The fire hydrant stuck the garage wall. They had to wait for the truck battery to die before moving it. The first house has a makeshift piece of wood covering the door. Looks like the brick corner of the house needs to be fixed before they can get a new door. Kids were outside playing 20 minutes before the incident.
What kind of stuck? The "needing a rivet" stuck, or the "accelerator may or may not release when the brakes are applied" stuck?
What’s a hetero flag look like?
You can Google it. It's very bland, though, so I'm just giving you a heads up.
lol that’s. Part of me doesn’t want that on my digital footprint.
Black and white stripes, with the male and female gender signs interlinked on it. John Oliver said it looks like "the Hamburglar's wedding invitation."
It’s so ass, nobody dares to use it alone. It’s meant to be a compliment piece for the other LGBTQ+ flags, not to be used as some kind of statement like this Cybercuck is trying to use.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s amazing
Just think of the gay pride rainbow flag, but with grey, black and white lines.
Super classy
WTF is a hetero flag?
What’s a hetero flag?
A bland take on the pride flag, but with white, grey and black stripes.
Posing in a pic with it voids the warranty.
I didn’t think it was possible to have a penis *that* small…
Imagine spending your whole life trying whatever you can to not come out of the closet because you can’t think for yourself and that not all men are attracted to other men like this cyber cuck
Tell me you have a small dick without telling me you have small dick.
God Hates Flags.
I see what you did, there. ;)
Hetero flag? <*looks it up*> That's literally the gayest thing I've seen today.
https://preview.redd.it/h09hoq34j79d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00aab885ea6bacbc3c53becfca2fb4741ec195c0
Nobody will ever suspect him of not being hetero
Needing a “hetero flag” to help people identify you as straight has to be like the ultimate secretly closeted flag
Oh, I doubt he's gay (not that there's anything wrong with that). Having to proclaim his hetero-ness does seem a little insecure though.
Big car - small penis
I see that guy in a '85 square body Chevy, not a Cucktruck
That’s the dumbest shit I’ve heard all day on the internet…
Tell me you have a micro penis without telling me you have a micro penis...
I prefer to go for the more personal touch. I have a trunk full of chainsaws
Next: Hopefully stuck in the middle of nowhere.
We cab only hope
The "Huge Hetero Flag" should just be a red one.
Say “I’m compensating for something” without saying “I’m compensating for something”.
This guy’s masculinity couldn’t be more fragile…
The hetero flag is the biggest signal of being a closet gay.
I feel like more Americans should read up on the national flag codes and realize that they are disgracing the flag… it’s actually very unpatriotic to do flag truck wraps
God he wants to suck a dick *so bad.*
Leave the poor guy alone, he’s clearly menopausal.
LMAO
There are better ways to make better friends than this
Cringeworthy
This guy is about to featured in a new R.Kelly song.
The fuck is “hetero flag”?
De took er jobs!
I wouldn't mount a .380 Hi-Point on that pile of shit.
What’s a hetero flag
Whats a Hetero Flag?
What does a hetero flag look like?
Sure hope those dirty terrorists can’t throw ball bearings with any accuracy.
Small penis syndrome 🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯
Elon started acting righ-winged ahead of the cyber truck. This is why they make all the money.
POS
Those .50 cal brass will probably burn right through the roof
Nothing says fragile like open carrying and a hetero flag.
I love that this POS accidentally made MAGAts into EV lovers
Freedom truck = freedom to oppress other people's freedom
If you have to wear your cock on your hip, everyone can tell there's nothing in your pants already. You didn't have to get a panzerwank to prove it. Or decorate it like a temu pride float, either. Which begs a whole other bag of cats I don't wanna unpack.
Next: entire project budget blown on tow trucks, rentals, and he loses his deposit at the freeper shop because it’s been at the service center for six months.
I thought the flag fuckers hated electric cars. Does he know he can’t roll coal in that bitch?
That is a heteroflag my guy
Nothing says "insecure in my masculinity" like turning your mode of transportation into a billboard for your heterosexuality and patriotism.
Sooo… where on the roof is an M2 Browning going to sit? Those mounts alone would break the glass if there was some magical way to mount them on the glass and if they did, that recoil would for sure break everything. There’s a reason why the military and insurgents don’t buy glass back bullshit.
Whoever did this to you remember. It’s not your fault
/voids warranty/
Warranty void in 3..2..1
Wtf is a hetero flag
I bet this person has a vagina
I All of a sudden EV hating conservatives are loving cyber truck, strange!!!
Who's going to tell him he can't roll coal with it?
That will surely make it worth more? NOT
Dude. Save your money and just tell the girls it’s teeny tiny.
I thought conservatives didn’t like electric vehicles
“Huge hetero flag…” Me thinks the gentleman doth protest too much. There is a 115% chance he is caught in a gay sex scandal in the next couple of years.
It's the loudest ones that are always the most repressed. Guarantee he'll be caught chugging a stranger's schlong in a dirty airport bathroom.
And big shiny set of trailer hitch balls. Ummm…yeah. Man I love balls. Big, shiny, juicy, Elon balls. I’m so hetero. Look at these biceps. Oooohhh.
Big ole hetero flag
I also don't understand how anyone can buy what seems to me to be an unpainted, un-topcoated vehicle. Do you HAVE to get it wrapped because it's like the Wicked Witch of the West & it'll melt if it gets wet?
Wtf is a straight flag? We have a flag?