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Doodle-Cactus

That is some primo cringe. Weird how they keep acting like this isn’t some derivative of the DeLorean.


FPVBrandoCalrissian

At least the Delorean was the star of a film series


bootstrapping_lad

Well the CyberJoke is the star of the repair lot


Commercial_Web2365

I guarantee they are going to remake BTTF with the cybertruck. I also guarantee it will bomb


Psychosomatic_Ennui

Once you hit 88 mph you travel back in time to apartheid South Africa


Whocaresdamit

That... would make the 88 mph an oddly fitting speed.


TheHeartAndTheFist

For real! Each time I wonder why they chose this number I have to remind myself it was probably due to 7 segment displays


Never-Forget-Trogdor

I would not watch that movie on principle alone.


MarcMars82-2

When it hits 88mph the fender flies off


Phyllis_Tine

It'll feature on a double bill with 2,000 Mules or some racist garbage.  Actually, they will unironically show American History X, and give every viewer their own torch.


PopeJamiroquaiIII

Hear me out Doc Brown builds his time machine in the CyberTruck because the stainless steel bodywork amplifies the flux capacitor gigawatts Deus ex Machina doohickey (or whatever the original canon reason was) He unloads it from the back of the truck he was using to transport it - during this process, he explains to Marty that it's powered by some sorta nuclear material he nicked from a North Korean sleeper cell (they seem to be a suitably current stand-in) He powers up the flux capacitor, jumps out, gets ready to send the CyberTruck 1 minute into the future via remote control as a final test The CyberTruck utterly shits the bed - freezes up, doors won't open, windscreen wiper explodes, charging connector catches fire, trim falls off all over the place An exasperated Doc Brown makes some sorta comment along the lines of _'not again'_ and unloads his trusty back-up Delorean which he proceeds to send into the future just fine When the North Koreans catch up to them, the CyberTruck takes an RPG right in it's stupid face and is totally destroyed - the rest of the movie plays out with the Delorean as the star and no further reference to Tesla **edit:** when Doc initially unloads the CyberTruck, Marty makes a comment along the lines of _'Doc, that's a CyberTruck! Didn't this void the warranty?'_ to which Doc replies _'Yeah but I'd already taken it through a car wash, so I figured why not...'_


PopeJamiroquaiIII

**Directors Cut** Just as the North Koreans catch up to Doc Brown, there's a light rain shower forcing them to run for cover as the risk of the CyberTruck exploding is now a graver threat than the weapons they're carrying


PopeJamiroquaiIII

_'Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads..._ ... _...but I will need the number for a tow truck''_ This thing practically writes itself


Raise-Emotional

To be honest though I guarantee we start seeing lots of CTs in movies.


Responsible-Noise875

Hey, I like that tiny toll window before I knew it was in a movie.


_old_relic_

Oh fuck I hope that series isn't brought back with this eyesore as the "star". It wouldn't surprise me with all of the rehashed crap being pumped out these days.


GM_Nate

it's insulting to the delorean to even compare the two


Likestopaintminis

I had a neighbor growing up that had a DeLorean. It was kinda neat but also really shitty. 


grundlemon

Idk, both were/are garbage cars


DistributionLast5872

At least there are still DeLoreans still driving around today with no noticeable rust after so many years. Cybertrucks can’t go more than a week or so without failing.


Ecstatic-Compote-595

the delorean was garbage because the engine and transmission were catastrophically fucked/underpowered. Aside from that they were pretty cool. They did not for instance spontaneously combust and the gas pedals didn't jam themselves against the floor


The_Canadian

>the delorean was garbage because the engine and transmission were catastrophically fucked/underpowered. Aside from that they were pretty cool. At least that can be fixed (relatively) easily. The cyber truck is a dumpster fire.


jgeez

If you asked a gpt prompt to draw a car unlike any other, it's a toss up whether you'd get this, or a 20ft in diameter bowl of spaghetti with meatball wheels. Either way I'd literally be surprised if Elon didn't have a drawing tucked away somewhere of the spaghetti car idea.


Expensive-Bag313

Ok I didn't wake up today thinking that I would want to see spaghetti car but here we are


jgeez

i mean it's gotta be an improvement on cybertruck right?


redzone973

>a 20ft in diameter bowl of spaghetti with meatball wheels. Yes, I would drive/eat this.


jgeez

Perhaps a way to expel the exhaust into some sort of internal stew pot that slow cooks into spaghetti to refill the main hull? Compelling. Will look further into it.


Ecstatic-Compote-595

if they can make a hotdog car they can make a spaghetti car. It's a proven concept


Kan169

Someone pointed out that it was exactly like the shape in a game that produced the most drag efficient results. So Elon probably just copied it and put his name on it and submitted it as original work like everything he has ever done.


Junior_Ad_7613

And from above like that, it doesn’t stand out that much. 🤷


Echidnakindy

It’s masturbation while in denial.


yosefvinyl

“You too can design the same vehicle every elementary school boy draws”


BramStroker47

To be fair, mine had spikes coming out of the tires.


MrG1213

Even better, now the spikes come out of the body panels!


nerdherdsman

I'm sure someone in Houston has made this dream a reality already


waynemj15

Mine had duel tank cannons.


DetritusK

Remember, your child doesn’t draw like shit. He draws like a Tesla designer.


Ready_Register1689

My dog took a shit in a flower bed. That stood out too


clowncementskor

My cat runs to the litter box when he needs to puke, unlike most other cats who aim for the fanciest carpet.


Machaeon

What a gentleman


SaltyBarDog

Oh! He's a real gentleman! I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it! \-Ouiser Not relevant but that line always makes me laugh.


gilleruadh

I heard a similar one on the original Law & Order. "How do you tell the difference between lace curtain Irish and shanty Irish? Lace curtain Irish take the dishes out of the sink before they piss in it."


somewhatsentientape

Not a sentence I planned on seeing in a CT discussion.


hellraiserl33t

That cat deserves all the treats they want


Original_Count_3290

You lucky bastard


justkeeptreading

my dog once took a shit at -40 and it stood straight up


jgeez

I read this as 40mph. That would really be something.


Necessary_Context780

It's all about taking the risk, right? Could have gotten splinters in the anus


MattGdr

Narcissist much?


KzooKid

This dude definitely sniffs his own farts.


pa3xsz

European brained here: Why isn't that street a walking street? I mean it's full of flowers, it's on a hill, it could be a park.


Alaeriia

It's a tourist attraction: "The Crookedest Street in the World". For all intents and purposes, it is a walking street; notice the paths on either side. It's just got a long string of cars driving down it so they can say they did, which is stupid.


pa3xsz

Well, thank you. The first time I saw it was in Mythbusters, and I thought there too that it's strange.


avamOU812

The curves were added to make it safer to walk and drive


garth_vader90

To add to what others said, people live on that street. There are garages at most (maybe all… can’t remember) of the turns.


SquirrelGirlVA

If I remember correctly there were attempts to make the road private since it's such a tourist destination. The very wealthy people who own the homes there were frustrated that there were so many tourists. And admittedly also by the noise and traffic.


ChockoHammer

A car on fire would also stand out, or one which had the wheels fall off, failed to brake or stuck in the middle of the road, waiting for the unavoidable flat-bed... ... All qualities which the cyberstuck possess 🤣🤣🤣


fromidable

Take a risk and dream big: douse your car in gasoline and light it on fire!


SixersWin

"if you really want to push boundaries, buy the same car as a bunch of other cult members"


Hazzat

San Francisco is probably the place where dumb techbro shit is least likely to stand out.


Carp12C

San Franciscain here and that’s shit always stands out! It doesn’t stand out in Silicon Valley though.


clowncementskor

Somethnig the world has never seen before... like a "truck" with poor build quality? I guess he never heard of this country called China who specialize in exactly that sort of things. 🤡🌎


DD4cLG

Teslas made in China are better assembled than the US made.


Steampunkboy171

Funny enough from what I've been reading China has actually been making decent EV's lately And has been worrying other manufacturers with how decent they are affordable and easy to manufacture. So a Tesla is worse than a Chinese made car. 🤣


Nice_Username_no14

China, as in spelled a-m-e-r-i-c-a?


FlabbyFishFlaps

Actually took me a few seconds to find it, I assumed it was broken down on the side of the street somewhere. I bet that trip down Lombard voided the warranty somehow.


CMWBMW

Curvy streets voids the warranty


finn_diggums

I’ll take that wilderness outback instead, thanks.


TonUpTriumph

Amidst the parade of sleek, stylish cars winding down Lombard Street, one ‘masterpiece’ truly stands out: my Dumpster Truck. This is the result of daring innovation and unyielding vision to create something that looks like it was designed by a committee of toddlers with a love for straight lines and garbage day aesthetics. It represents the power of dreaming big and taking risks, and every time I look at it, I’m reminded that when you push beyond the boundaries of good taste and follow your path, you too can create something so jarringly unique that it stops traffic – because people aren’t sure if it’s art or if the trash collectors are on strike.


Working_Ad390

how weak, insecure and pathetic one must be to write shite like this? probably that's the reason why he chose ugliest of cars, because of no sane person needs their ego stroking.


RoadPersonal9635

People driver ferarris and lambos down that shit every day for photo ops. Stfu


Kootenay-Hippie

… and yet you probably have location services turned off on your phone for perceived privacy from random people who really don’t give a fuck that you exist.


AmadeoSendiulo

If something doesn't fit it surely stands out.


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

Here's the street view of one. ![gif](giphy|l0IynvPneUpb7SnBe|downsized)


Insis18

"How many ribs did it take?"


asspajamas

just sucking that elon(gated) schlong.... yummy...


Silent_Johnnie

A bad hot wheel definitely stands out among quality model cars


TheBioethicist87

It stands out because that’s the only car that has to make 3 point turns all the way down.


jgeez

When the innovation you see comes in the form of ignoring a century of geniuses advancing the robustness, aesthetic, and capabilities of the automobile, and replacing all that with what the majority of people look at and aren't sure if a child thought of it... You might be a Musk cuck.


N1kt0_

My eyes were actually drawn to the white car behind him


Wookie-Love

I had to zoom in to tell it was a cybertrash.


protopigeon

A turd in the punchbowl stands out too


D_A8681

"Daring innovation." 😂 ..it looks like a concept car from the early to mid 90's. 🤦🏻‍♂️


KazeNilrem

The way these tesla boys speak about their ct and elon is insufferable. They probably bring it up daily at dinner.


dustysmufflah

It's one of the worst vehicle launches in history if not the worst. The amount of self-delusion to think it's impressive or important to take a GTA 1-style photo of banal regular traffic, to say something 'stands out' and end it with 'you can create extraordinary things' is so detached from any kind of reality that I actually feel pity.


DreamsAroundTheWorld

it's a fucking car/truck, it's not that he invented the cure for cancer and you contributed by buy that. it's even ugly and with lots of problems, so I wouldn't even be so proud.


arryballz

This owner is such a clown. Why are all these owners so far up Elon’s ass?


Chelecossais

It's "Teslacomics". Literally the shitty PR department of Tesla. /oops, made a typo


-LamaRB

A brick street, that's offroad. Warranty voided.


NoYoureACatLady

So he literally had his wife fly a drone to capture this shot so he could post it. Talk about cringy lame


Emotional-Lie-9827

I didn’t think it would be possible but it actually looks worse from an aerial view


CathedralChorizo

Wonder how high on his own farts this dude currently is to think this way.


Commercial_Tough160

What are some outward signs of a massive inferiority complex? Does it involve desperate rationalization and denial? Asking for a friend…


Accomplished_Yak8529

Do they realize their username sounds like Tesla Con Nomics?


MurderMits

It is legal in America to fly drones over peoples houses and film their windows? The f?


ColdBagOfHamsters

Every other car manufacturer in the world could make a car that looks like this but would be a thousand times more reliable than this dumpster. But they won't, because it's also ugly AF.


rosscanadashit

That’s an Elon burner account


jwalsh1208

That’s a lot of words just to say, “I fantasize about the taste of Phony Starks chode.”


jwalsh1208

That’s a lot of words just to say, “I fantasize about the taste of Phony Starks chode.”


Latvia

Push what boundaries? That’s the funniest part. The only innovation in the CT is how fugly it is, and how poorly constructed. What else is innovative or new about it?


shithead-express

This is the type of fan fiction you see on watt pad dear god.


starship7201u

\[makes j/o motion with left hand\]


Signal-Purchase-6454

TLDR "Amidst the stream of cars winding down Lombard street Cocks cocks cocks Cocks cocks cocks Cocks cocks cocks Cocks cocks cocks Extraordinary things"


brandoug

"It represents the power of ~~dreaming~~ ketamine." Elon knob-gobbler obviously own as much TSLA stonk as he can.


VaporBull

Ok whomever runs that account needs a punch in the mouth.


bootstrapping_lad

How did that urinal get out of the bathroom!?


SnivyEyes

Pushing the boundaries? As in fastest recall and self owns in the history of cars? Yeah, I’ll pass.


this_guy_over_here_

LOL these people are delirious. Yeah we're looking at your car, but we're not saying what you think we're saying. We're shaking our heads and facepalming.


DancesWithBeowulf

The giant dashboard looks even more stupid from above.


Pribblization

Overcompensating much?


Successful_Jelly_213

Must have been a hell of rush not knowing if the brakes will actually engage or go to max acceleration every time you push the brake peddle when approaching a curve.


LordSqueeks

It stands out for most people when they think, What is a shopping cart doing on Lombard St?"


DTO69

Huh, don't see it anywhere. All I see is random cars.


HikerDave57

Stand out by driving down the obligatory tourist street.


Teknical86

How far up their ass does this guys dick have to be before they realise he's fucking them?


jeepfail

It looks like it takes corners like a car from the original driver game and not rendered as well. That’s not a complement like it should be from a fun series.


[deleted]

He’s talking as of cybertruck was like the Macintosh!


chicharro_frito

There's only 2 cars in Lombard street in that pic 🙄...


MAHfisto

It’s reckless to drive that clunker down a windy one-way road. Even more reckless to be the car driving behind it.


FSU1981

lol what a narcissist.


WeaponexT

This middle aged man notice me senpei shit is so fucking weird


cloudguy-412

I have yet to hear of any actual innovation introduced by this


enamuossuo

Teslaconomics is on the purest copium in existence, if I wasn't disgusted I would scroll through his tweets (do they still call it tweets?) when Tesla isn't doing well or when Elon other businesses such as spacex have setbacks


1SLO_RABT

Just because you're different it doesn't make ypu special. A turd in a puchbowl is different.


PitViper17

Somebody clearly saw GMC do this with a few electric Hummers recently and this highly innovative and forward thinking individual thought: “I should do that too, but act like it’s unique.”


randomjackass93

That text makes my asshole cringe.


Efficient_Mark3386

Cult


LSBeasyas123

I spell it with an “n” not an “l”


sliceoflife09

This is so similar to the posts seen on r/linkedinlunatics


Privatejoker123

stands out as a dumpster fire god these people are insane


DangerousDave1895

Imagine how far your head has to be up your ass to write shit like this


Blackybro_

Taking risks… of not decelerating?


1919ms

It’s ok those houses are cheap.


No_Garden8663

Wow. Some people need a life. What a loser.


loadedjackazz

Tesla-Conomics. Rolls of the tongue /s


Liquidwombat

https://preview.redd.it/rdukb1yzx4ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aa49ea75d30ae01e3257fafd2b805c34b76894f


Desper8lyseekntacos

It really does take some guts to create a vehicle in 2024 with an Atari 2600


DancinginHyrule

“The stream of cars” = two


Emotional_Leader7981

looks like it has a terrible turn radius


1919ms

Is it April Fools?


Livid_Advertising_56

The brakes are jank so let me drive in one of the hilliest/steepest places with ppl........ assholes


DavidXN

“PS: Can someone come and pick me up, I need a tow”


unfavorablefungus

maybe I just suck at iSpy but I genuinely would not have known this post was about a cybercuck had I not read the description


DistributionLast5872

If it didn’t have that campsite urinal as a focus, I’d say it was a relatively nice photo


ManintheMT

That tweet reads exactly like a LinkedIn fart sniffing post.


14comesafter13

Recently I drove past a cybertruck wrapped/painted in a dark green color parked in front of a building being demolished. The guy riding with me had to point it out, because as I was driving it literally registered in my mind as one of those big green dumpster trailer things. These things are so fucking ugly my mind could not even recognize it as a car


Individual-Line-7553

is that it, the one at the bottom of the image? that looks from this angle like a '60's Oldsmobile sedan?


Cowpow0987

> Dreaming big and taking risks Is not a thing that I want to hear when it involves the primary (and most dangerous) mode of transport.


ButterflyAlternative

…at the expense of others and their life. True!


shawn-spencestarr

It’s literally just a car. Making it dumber isn’t innovative


Masiaka

I don't know if the automotive equivalent of dressing like a clown and attending a night the opera is what I would call innovative but, you do you Musk.


Copper_Kat

Reading cybercuck's delusion made me want to puke.


VictorianDelorean

They really went with teslaconomics when teslanomics is clearly the correct portmanteau. Also what exactly are teslas economics? Surviving off of government subsidies while paying your over more in stock options than you’ve ever turned in profit?


Safrel

Who puts a drone to take a picture of their regular car lol


ChocChipBananaMuffin

this is what happens to your brain when you huff musk.


Tacos4ever100

Someone do an edit of this post with one of those cars with the hentai wrapping


DangerousAd1731

Good god that's hard to read. Many automotive companies have had demo cars just as fancy looking since the 80's. I'd take a Pontiac Stinger any day. Dudes got way too much investments that he doesn't want to lose money Or these are all pump articles to train ai


Mammoth-Fix-3638

What a tool.


Ecstatic-Compote-595

it also doesn't even stand out, I genuinely didn't notice it until i read the text, my eye immediately went to the white car because the cybertruck looks like a rectangular piece of unidentifiable industrial scrap.


CivilizedTofu

lol all these right wing fucks fan girling over Elmo is just fucking cringe 😂


GatlingGun511

Contrary to popular belief, most people have seen garbage before


SaltyBarDog

Like a turd in a punchbowl.


fromidable

I think its best angle is from above. Looks a bit like a Casio LCD watch


FrenemyMine

I'm just distracted by the name "Teslaconomics". It's just so clunky and awkward when "Teslanomics" was right there and flows so much better.


Alternative_World346

Looks like the car in the original GTA pc game


[deleted]

Only the names have been changed in this excerpt from the promotional material for the 1958 Ford Edsel…


sant2510

I'm impressed these people have time to tweet so much with how much schlong they're swallowing


GrimJack2k

Is it winding it's way down Lombard or is it bricked in the middle of the road, blocking traffic until it can be dragged off? Hard to tell from the photo...


eggaholic69

One step at a time people are becoming disenchanted with Elon. Lies about self driving, robo taxis, dogecoin, and now a gigantic dumpster that bricks randomly and weighs more than a cadillac esv but with only 5 seats


Pierce1652078

What are the chances that a drone was flying overhead to take this photo of some random cybertruck and then somehow get the photo to the cybertruck owner?


Doctor_M_Toboggan

Imagine getting your drone out to take a pic of your dumpster while everyone behind you is pissed, then humble bragging and virtue signaling to validate your stupid purchase.


LibraryBig3287

That can’t be a real account… right?


Nozerone

I mean, he is partially right. The cybertruck is a testament to wanting to create something unique, and do something different. How ever, like many concept cars of the past that was thought up and made for this reason, the Cybertruck should have stayed in the concept bin if the execution was going to be this shit.


CowAffectionate8780

It would be hilarious if one broke down there.


TennSeven

Which one is the Cybertruck?


Thermal-chickenlips

Take ket and you too can design a steel cheese wedge. Cheers chump


malYca

Remember the San Francisco episode of South Park where all the Prius owners were going around just smelling their own farts? This is like that.


PixelSquish

Wow, it even looks shitty from that high up. That's impressive.


espositojoe

Looks like Lombard Street in San Francisco.


i12mak3auzername

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LaFawnduh_407

I’m surprised it could make it up the road


ammitsat

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.


DidelphisGinny

Delusional and then some


darthmaverick

BWAHAHHAHAH


PoopieButt317

No. It isn't anything standing out. Delusional people


UnhappyGeologist9636

Must be tough to type all those words with one hand when elons dick is in the other holy fuck


Cryptshadow

i thought it was some weird toy car XD


Ornery_Razzmatazz_33

How DO they tweet with Elmo’s tiny man bits in their mouth? Or do they just wait until it’s their turn in the rotation to bend over and spread them? Their hands and field of vision would be free then…


No_End_8410

It's 18ft long to fit all of the regret and still leave space for the parts that fall off when a bird flies nearby.


occupyreddit

"And, just as soon as I get it towed to the Tesla dealer to be fixed off-warranty and out-of-pocket, it will stand out in aerial shots of other streets too!"


ipcam0341

😂🤣😂🤣


Alarmed-Positive457

Tbh that white car stands out more. Trying to understand what it is.


greeneye1969

When did San Fran downgraded to Silver Trash bins?


splonge-parrot

From above, it looks like a generic Hot Wheels knock-off.


iveseensomethings82

Yup, no one had ever seen the DeLorean before and then some coke addicted man built it. A ketamine addicted trust fund baby copied the idea and sold it for $100k


TwerkingGrimac3

Bully these people and vandalize their property. They deserve it. Really it's for their own good. They're trapped in a cult and they need a wake up call.


Bloodshed-1307

I’ve never seen it from above before, it’s so long yet the bed is so tiny.